She just wants to seem more available ;-)

she's retaining water

MacG: she's retaining water

She's pregnant again???

This is just another strategery. Leave her family out of this.

Diggin: i33.tinypic.com

You win the internets for today, good sir.

Maybe Trig - Twig - whatever - ate the damn thing off her hand in a breast-feeding frenzy?

Thank you Diggin. I'll be in my bunk.

For about a week a month. (yes that week) my fingers are really swollen in the morning. I take my wedding ring off for that week because it's titanium and I'm terrified of it being stuck on there and they can't cut it off. Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together. Right now though I'm wearing my engagement ring with is form the 1920s in one of those crazy filigree settings and the titanium if my wedding ring would chew it up.

I'm not thinking of divorcing my husband just like wearing the different ring choices.

The "First Dude".

Ugh.

If she became VP our nation would plunge into white trash.

And we would have yet another douchebag Republican that cannot pronounce the word nuclear.

eyehate: The "First Dude".

Ugh.

If she became VP our nation would plunge into white trash.


You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I've lived in four states over the last 6 years and every where I go I think this *has* to be better, and it isn't.

keiverarrow: She just wants to seem more available ;-)

Just like a stripper would take off any identifying jewelry. Duh.

Obviously, it's a clear signal to John that she's ready to become Wife Mark III.

Gwendolyn: For about a week a month. (yes that week) my fingers are really swollen in the morning. I take my wedding ring off for that week because it's titanium and I'm terrified of it being stuck on there and they can't cut it off. Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together. Right now though I'm wearing my engagement ring with is form the 1920s in one of those crazy filigree settings and the titanium if my wedding ring would chew it up.

I'm not thinking of divorcing my husband just like wearing the different ring choices.

We get it, your husband bought you a bunch of expensive rings.

I could not give less of a fark if I tried.

The Todd Palin proposal

[Somewhere inside a waffle house in Alaska]

Todd: "Hey baby, you gonna get those hash browns smothered and covered?"

Sarah: "Jack, I think I'm pregnant"

Todd: "My name is Todd"

Sarah: "Oh yeah. I was uhhh just thinking about uhhh... energy indepence"

Todd: "That makes no sense. How come you didn't remember my name?"

Todd: "We've been dating for like two weeks now"

Sarah: "Dating? All we did was have sex a coupla times behind the Moose-N-Go, doncha know?"

Todd: "What? No we didn't. We only ever did it in the back of my Camaro... remember? "

Sarah: "But I don't want to answer that. I would really like to talk about the fungibility of molecule flagging. Oh look! I can see Russia!"

Todd: "Look, we are through. I thought you were my 'baby-cakes', and now you broke my heart"

Sarah: "Oh Joe, don't be so sad. We can just rush off and get married. That way you can have this fungible resource whenever you want it"

Todd: "Really?"

Todd: "But my name is Todd"

Sarah: "You betcha. Whatever you say"

Todd: "So no more messing with other guys?"

Sarah: "You're doggone right. Unless you are out of town and one of your business partners wants to flag my molecules"

Todd: "Baby-cakes, I luuuuv you. Let's go right now and get hitched"

Sarah: "Sure. But right after you pay for my hashbrowns and a patty melt"

Todd: "You drive a hard bargain, but anything for you"

Cubansaltyballs

That was awesome.

WHO CARES ABOUT HER RING, WHO DOES HER HAIR?!?!

/and Obama is supposed to be the celebrity...

I don't care.

Cubansaltyballs

Sir, that was truly awesometackular.

You win 1 comedy bucket of fish.

Who gives a sh*t.

Are there problems between her and Alaska's "First Dude?"

Oh heyllls yeah I hope so. That dude is so brokebacky hot. I want to go snowmobile riding with him and spending the whole month of April salmon fishing and camping with him.

That dude is the Brett Favre of snowmobile racing. Gawd I want to play touch football with him. I am SO jealous of his special circle of camping buddies.

Not An Issue.

Move along.

Maybe she's trying to distance herself from that secessionist whack-job.

Gwendolyn: Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together.

Your ring weighs three stone?! Wow... when you said your fingers were swollen, I assumed you were still speaking in normal proportions, tubby.

Gwendolyn: For about a week a month. (yes that week) my fingers are really swollen in the morning. I take my wedding ring off for that week because it's titanium and I'm terrified of it being stuck on there and they can't cut it off. Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together. Right now though I'm wearing my engagement ring with is form the 1920s in one of those crazy filigree settings and the titanium if my wedding ring would chew it up.

I'm not thinking of divorcing my husband just like wearing the different ring choices.

I am almost positive that nobody gave a shiat about that.

Has she been shooting junk into her palms again? She must have hocked the band for a fix.

what_now: I could not give less of a fark if I tried.

We are merely following Sarah Palin's own standards. In her first race for mayor of Wasilla, she demanded the marriage license of her opponent be made public. Why? Because his wife kept her maiden name - and Palin deemed that sufficiently unusual to demand total transparency. If that level of transparency is necessary for the race for Wasilla mayor, why is it "unspeakable" for the vice-presidency of the United States? Is being mayor of Wasilla more significant than possibly being US president?

* Sarah Palin No Longer Wears Her Wedding Ring
* Ear Bitten Off During Fight

It's not news, it's 700WLW...

I expect an emotional breakup and trial separation in two weeks followed by a surprise reunion on the night of Nov. 4.

The First Dude minds, man. This will not stand, this aggression will not stand, man.

Cubansaltyballs: The Todd Palin proposal

i always love seeing that one. thanks

jaylectricity: We get it, your husband bought you a bunch of expensive rings.

WIN

Gwendolyn: eyehate: The "First Dude".

Ugh.

If she became VP our nation would plunge into white trash.


You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I've lived in four states over the last 6 years and every where I go I think this *has* to be better, and it isn't.

Come to the Bay area.

Diggin, I'll be in my bunk.

Cubansaltyballs, your post is made of win.

pleasegodpleasegodpleasegod let it be so

that way, she can finally come home to The Big Dude

letdogsvote: Obviously, it's a clear signal to John that she's ready to become Wife Mark III.

She'll be disappointed to find out that McCain doesn't have any of his own money.

Todd dumped her because she's so unqualified.

It fell of when she was imitating an intriguing picture that shall not be named and is now lodged in her anus.

paulseta: You win 1 comedy bucket of fish.

And a rack of cream pies.

Mugato: The First Dude minds, man. This will not stand, this aggression will not stand, man.

Now he would make a great "First Dude".

jaylectricity: Gwendolyn: For about a week a month. (yes that week) my fingers are really swollen in the morning. I take my wedding ring off for that week because it's titanium and I'm terrified of it being stuck on there and they can't cut it off. Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together. Right now though I'm wearing my engagement ring with is form the 1920s in one of those crazy filigree settings and the titanium if my wedding ring would chew it up.

I'm not thinking of divorcing my husband just like wearing the different ring choices.

We get it, your husband bought you a bunch of expensive rings.

KABLAMO

She had to take it off. Her finger was getting tired from all the finger pointing she's been doing lately.

She is Christian Taliban. If she divorces, she will go to Hell.

Cubansaltyballs: The Todd Palin proposal...

The truly sad thing here is that you thought you were being witty enough to type that Ziggy-esque crap out.

wake me up when shes naked

KyngNothing: * Sarah Palin No Longer Wears Her Wedding Ring
* Ear Bitten Off During Fight

It's not news, it's 700WLW...

The Big One FTW!!!!!!

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that one.

Means nothing, I have been happily married for years but generally don't wear my wedding ring since it interferes with my +120wpm typing.

I'm sure she'll Parah Sale into the arms of a new man

KyngNothing: * Sarah Palin No Longer Wears Her Wedding Ring
* Ear Bitten Off During Fight

It's not news, it's 700WLW...

Between those two headlines and the palm bandage I figured it was a hell of a fight, including a palm thrust to the teeth or something..

its on mccains limp 4 incher or she left it in his colon during his routine check up...she is after all his nurse.

She's not wearing a flag pin, either.

/farking terrorist biatch.

OH NOES! She's not qualified to be Christian, I guess. No matter, however, cause religion has nothing to do with politics. Nothing AT ALL.

/until articles like this one comes out
//why do religious people hate America?

Yes, because this country hinges on how cool the VP is going to be, and every minor detail of their lives.

Of _COURSE_ we want to know all about Palin, who... GASP!... could be PRESIDENT!!! OH NOES!!!

( small caveat: only in the event the elected Pres dies in office, which we all know happens all the time )..

This is CRITICAL to today's issues! Nevermind any key differences from the ACTUAL PRESIDENT-ELECTS.


/ has to remind self that politics (except for the Revolution) was never about the issues... sigh...

// ... and even that probably had some special interest pork attached to it....

panzerfaustbob: The truly sad thing here is that you thought you were being witty enough to type that Ziggy-esque crap out.

You're reaching, man. That just didn't have the zest it should have. Oh, well, maybe you can get frothed up over Newsweek not shopping her mustache.

What's with the huge bandage on the heel of her right hand?

Did she get in a scuffle with an elk?

a logical person might assume it could have something to do with the hundreds of hands she's shaking every day. Maybe it hurts to wear the ring and shake that many hands.

Her husband...the TERRORIST?

indylaw: She's not wearing a flag pin, either.

/farking terrorist biatch.

Neither did John last night.

BritneysSpeculum: MacG: she's retaining water

She's pregnant again???

maybe... seems to be the norm for that family to not be married and knocked up

/just say'n

AdolfOliverPanties: What's with the huge bandage on the heel of her right hand?

Did she get in a scuffle with an elk?

hand jobs. many, many hand jobs.

Gwendolyn: For about a week a month. (yes that week) my fingers are really swollen in the morning. I take my wedding ring off for that week because it's titanium and I'm terrified of it being stuck on there and they can't cut it off. Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together. Right now though I'm wearing my engagement ring with is form the 1920s in one of those crazy filigree settings and the titanium if my wedding ring would chew it up.

I'm not thinking of divorcing my husband just like wearing the different ring choices.

Wow, thanks for that information. That really clears up a lot of deep questions that had been haunting me for decades.

Keep digging- you guys will eventually find something of substance on Sarah.....

Umm..... I've never seen rings on her OR Todd's fingers since the harpy crawled up out of the tundra sludge to put the last nail in the GOP coffin weeks and weeks ago.

Maybe they're not really married. Maybe they're swingers. Maybe, just MAYBE, Trig is the illegitimate incestuous love-child of the hoe-bag daughter and the son they've sent away to die......

/I am SO going to hell
//I don't care.

Variations on a Theme


Link


Link

God, I reallllllly don't like the idea of her anywhere in my government. There are pretty serious links between her and End Timer nutjobs and American Theocracy crazies, several of whom claim she is still a current member. Hard charges to deny when you don't take any steps to distance yourself from said nutjobs.

With that said:

This.
Is.
Not.
News.
Or.
Important.

Loucifer: Todd dumped her because she's so unqualified.


lol. this.

clowncar on fire: Keep digging- you guys will eventually find something of substance on Sarah....

I'm pretty sure she is without substance.

clowncar on fire: Keep digging- you guys will eventually find something of substance on Sarah.....

Doubtful. I've seen better heads on beer.

clowncar on fire: Keep digging- you guys will eventually find something of substance on Sarah.....

Why do people have to "find something of substance"?

6thFairway: a logical person might assume it could have something to do with the hundreds of hands she's shaking every day. Maybe it hurts to wear the ring and shake that many hands.



Hotlinked like a moose in season.

More great political commentary farkers.

/the parah salin was clever

6thFairway: a logical person might assume it could have something to do with the hundreds of hands she's shaking every day. Maybe it hurts to wear the ring and shake that many hands.

do you shake hands with your left hand? the only person that does that is Bob Dole.

Whore!

Common among people that go on 'handshake lines'. Expensive rings can disappear.

The pics in this thread are great. T-Luv got an unexpected chortle out of me.

I'm a dude, so this is from a guys perspective.

I stopped wearing my high school class ring pretty fast because when I'm standing or walking alot my fingers swell a little, making jewelry very uncomfortable. I was in a wedding last weekend and almost got the brides wedding ring stuck on my pinky when my hands swelled after standing for a half hour, keep in mind that the ring was really loose when I started.

Maybe being a campaigning politician means she's on her feet a lot and hands swell, that'd be the case for me.

indylaw: She's not wearing a flag pin, either.

/farking terrorist biatch.

I am pretty sure the Blue Star trumps ole glory.

Why don't some of you get a life? Ever think that maybe it is none of your damn business why she does not have it on? Maybe, just maybe she forgot it at home. Either way it is none of our business.

T-Luv: I'm sure she'll Parah Sale into the arms of a new man

haaaaaaahahahahaha BRILLIANT.

/lol'ed enough to scare the cats

FeloniousQ: 6thFairway: a logical person might assume it could have something to do with the hundreds of hands she's shaking every day. Maybe it hurts to wear the ring and shake that many hands.

do you shake hands with your left hand? the only person that does that is Bob Dole.

So, I can conclude, by the application of logic, that Palin is really Bob Dole in drag.

/Explains a lot

Maybe she changed her new Yahoo password to "00000000" and had to lose the ring because she kept hitting the period "."

/decaffeinated

So, does this mean I have a shot?

harryjr: Variations on a Theme


Link


Link

The girl from the first link is cute... I hope Sarah wins now so she comes to Canada...

ExJerseyGirl: Not An Issue.

Move along.

For the woman that wears a flag pin that's large enough to be considered a weapon?

Wedding ring indeed. The GOP played shallow. They get what they get. I find it hilarious.

Imagine for a sec her and Todd were headin' for splitsville . . .

you can't seriously believe that the people running the campaign, her handlers, hell, the entire GOP machine wouldn't say "hold on there, tootz, put that ring back on and STFU. We've got an election to win."

Oh, and I would bet that this is nothing significant. Would she really be dumb enough to telegraph her authentic personal problems during the last few weeks before the election? It would be begging to lose.

Come to think of it, losing might be a good thing for her. People would be less concerned about Trig's birth certificate, she could drop Todd and go for the business partner, Levi would GTFO and stop parking his Camaro in the yard, Bristol could have her second child in peace (without faking an 11 month pregnancy) and maybe Track could get out of the military and just accept his drug conviction. Sarah could run a bed and breakfast out of her house while governing and bill her guests *and* the state for her time.

God, I'm bored.

She takes it off because it interferes with her gun sight.

k?

she took it off because she had to be at the gym in 26 minutes

Gwendolyn: For about a week a month. (yes that week) my fingers are really swollen in the morning. I take my wedding ring off for that week because it's titanium and I'm terrified of it being stuck on there and they can't cut it off. Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together. Right now though I'm wearing my engagement ring with is form the 1920s in one of those crazy filigree settings and the titanium if my wedding ring would chew it up.

I'm not thinking of divorcing my husband just like wearing the different ring choices.

Just so you know, it's a myth that Titanium rings can't be cut. The last jewellery store I worked in displayed one cut in half just to clarify that. If jewellers couldn't cut it with their tools, would they be making rings out of it?

hot. as. hell.

DamnYankees: what_now: I could not give less of a fark if I tried.

We are merely following Sarah Palin's own standards. In her first race for mayor of Wasilla, she demanded the marriage license of her opponent be made public. Why? Because his wife kept her maiden name - and Palin deemed that sufficiently unusual to demand total transparency. If that level of transparency is necessary for the race for Wasilla mayor, why is it "unspeakable" for the vice-presidency of the United States? Is being mayor of Wasilla more significant than possibly being US president?

Sheesh. My wife kept her maiden name because I asked her what the (her) Chinese tradition was on that and we went with that. Seems like a back-wood outlook that Palin has.

Here we are, spending $700 Billion dollars on a bailout, Russia has decided to not play nice, AIG is spending half a million dollars for a executive field trip after borrowing $85 Billion dollars (and wants more)... And less than 30 days before an election and we are worried about a damned wedding ring?!?!

Maybe she's wearing it on her left nipple instead. Who knows?

eyehate: The "First Dude".

Ugh.

If she became VP our nation would plunge into white trash.

And we would have yet another douchebag Republican that cannot pronounce the word nuclear.

Maybe so, but the alternative is far worse. An empty suit marxist who has something in common with Osama bin Laden. They're both friends with people who have bombed the Pentagon.

panzerfaustbob: Cubansaltyballs: The Todd Palin proposal...

The truly sad thing here is that you thought you were being witty enough to type that Ziggy-esque crap out.

Poor Panzy. To be oh so alone.

Veracity: Yes, because this country hinges on how cool the VP is going to be, and every minor detail of their lives.

Of _COURSE_ we want to know all about Palin, who... GASP!... could be PRESIDENT!!! OH NOES!!!

( small caveat: only in the event the elected Pres dies in office, which we all know happens all the time ).


Of course as what would be the oldest 1st term president the odds sorta go up on this do they not?

Oh, and the cancer.

Diggin

FAIL!

She is clearly saying "My pu$$y is so fine!"

Triaxis: eyehate: The "First Dude".

Ugh.

If she became VP our nation would plunge into white trash.

And we would have yet another douchebag Republican that cannot pronounce the word nuclear.

Maybe so, but the alternative is far worse. An empty suit marxist who has something in common with Osama bin Laden. They're both friends with people who have bombed the Pentagon.

6/10.

ricbach229: I'm a dude, so this is from a guys perspective.

I stopped wearing my high school class ring pretty fast because when I'm standing or walking alot my fingers swell a little, making jewelry very uncomfortable. I was in a wedding last weekend and almost got the brides wedding ring stuck on my pinky when my hands swelled after standing for a half hour, keep in mind that the ring was really loose when I started.

Maybe being a campaigning politician means she's on her feet a lot and hands swell, that'd be the case for me.

This likely is the answer.

Poor Joe Sixpack.

This coont is not qualified to VP, much less a cock sucking crack whore.

I KNEW she was winking at me! Now, she's giving me the go-ahead!

It's not cheating as long as the wedding ring is off.
It's also not cheating if its just buttsecks.

She didn't take the ring off. It fell in the toilet.

Loren: Maybe being a campaigning politician means she's on her feet a lot and hands swell, that'd be the case for me.

This likely is the answer.

Hush. This is the thread for rampant speculation and hot pictures... there's no room here for "reason".

jonasborg: This is just another strategery. Leave her family out of this.

I don't think you understand the difference between strategery and a tactrick?

1. "Lose" Ring
2. Withdraw due to Personal Issues
3. Profit!

Diggin

I've been watching that for five minutes. I'm mesmerized.

fap fap fap

*perk*

might be single?

*books filght to next McCain/Palin event*

fap fap fap

/yeah she's hot!

Triaxis:Maybe so, but the alternative is far worse. An empty suit marxist who has something in common with Osama bin Laden. They're both friends with people who have bombed the Pentagon.

I challenge you to define Marxist. Difficulty: No Googling.

When you complete that portion of the challenge, please discuss Obama/Biden's Marxist policies referring to your original definition.

Next, provide definitive evidence of a 'friendship' between Obama and Ayers. Hint: "Serving on a board" is analogous to working on a committee for some mutual purpose. It's not friendship. I've served on boards and worked with people that I can't stand in the least. Provide clear, definitive support for your claim of friendship with Ayers and, for bonus points, any documented endorsement from Obama of Ayers' participation in Weather Underground's activities.

Should you respond thoughtfully, articulately, and clearly in a way that genuinely meets each component of the challenge, I'll buy you some TotalFark.

/I can't even formulate a question about what 'empty suit' is supposed to actually mean.

clowncar on fire: Keep digging- you guys will eventually find something of substance on Sarah.....

It's a sandy vagina, not a clowncar on fire!

The fact that she supports killing wolves from airplanes for sport is enough to make me want to stick a running chainsaw in her eye sockets.

Fark her, fark her wedding ring, and fark her whole goddamn bid to become VP.

/Yes, I posted this in the InstaShop thread earlier.
//Yes, it got deleted for threadjacking. :)
///Threadjack off? :D

xBodo99: God, I'm bored.

And that'd be the essence of Fark.

As long as you're a bored libtard or Republofascist, you're welcome here.

Maybe McCain's staff just took it and cast it back into the firey pits from whilst it came.

FeloniousQ: do you shake hands with your left hand?

Only with Saudi Arabians.

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This thread has failed me in terms of cultural references far more important than this story.

rassilon: Diggin

FAIL!

She is clearly saying "My pu$$y is so fine!"

Or, "My bu$h is so fine!"

/i bet
/raorw

What do the bookies say? If McCain loses, will Palin's marriage to Todd last more time/less time than the "engagement" between Bristol and Levi?

Diggin Do you know how much beer shooting out of your nose hurts you jerk?

Don't worry good people, she'll come up with an excuse.

damitjim: Common among people that go on 'handshake lines'. Expensive rings can disappear.

That makes sense, except who shakes with their left hand? Still, I have a hard time believing she would want to raise suspicions of domestic problems during an election. If I were her (or any of the candidates) I would make sure my marital life at least LOOKED healthy for the sake of the voters until the election is over.

so you're saying there is a chance?! Hot damn!!!

But in Anerica. anyone can rise to any position and everybody can do anything, if only they want to.

You betcha.

anelson41: rassilon: Diggin

FAIL!

She is clearly saying "My pu$$y is so fine!"

Or, "My bu$h is so fine!"

/i bet
/raorw

I'm still thinking "My pu$$y's is so fine!"

Big deal. Obama's not wearing his gold chains, either.

AND, and... her flag pin is crooked, which clearly makes her a secret muslim.

LowbrowDeluxe: This.
Is.
Not.
News.

What is this site's motto?

It's my birthday, and my grandparents just decided to split up again today. So I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

pedobearapproved:

Or, "My bu$h is so fine!"

/i bet
/raorw

I'm still thinking "My pu$$y's is so fine!"

Truly, either is good for me.

Sometimes, and I know, I must be the only person that does this but... I take my wedding ring off to wash my hands. Clearly in that 30 seconds of lathering and hand scrubbin I'm having marital problems with my husband.

rassilon: Diggin

FAIL!

She is clearly saying "My pu$$y is so fine!"

Rassilon would know, having tamed the Eye of Harmony and such.

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Looks like someone has stripped the jpeg header information for some reason. Wonder why you would want to do that.

The bigger question is, has she ever worn a wedding ring?
See here.

Triaxis: eyehate: The "First Dude".

Ugh.

If she became VP our nation would plunge into white trash.

And we would have yet another douchebag Republican that cannot pronounce the word nuclear.

Maybe so, but the alternative is far worse. An empty suit marxist who has something in common with Osama bin Laden. They're both friends with people who have bombed the Pentagon.

i had a beard once, so did Osama Bin Laden, i guess you should hide the women and children when i roll into town

/i know, i know, strawman
//i just feel like being an ass

shift_DAWG: Big deal. Obama's not wearing his gold chains, either.

He's distancing himself from Mr. T

nijika: AND, and... her flag pin is crooked, which clearly makes her a secret muslim.

do you know how HOT that would be if she was a crypto-muslim swinger?

cretinbob: Diggin Do you know how much beer shooting out of your nose hurts you jerk?

It doesn't hurt my jerking at all. Multitask, man!

stoicnimwit 2008-10-08 09:21:28 PM
Sometimes, and I know, I must be the only person that does this but... I take my wedding ring off to wash my hands. Clearly in that 30 seconds of lathering and hand scrubbin I'm having marital problems with my husband.

That must be it. Why I was down at the beach this week, and I took off my wedding ring in the hotel before my wife and I went down to play in the surf. Marital problems all around it seems.

Maybe a Jerry Springer style late night fistfight between the Palins over their marriage at a Denny's?

GWLush: Gwendolyn: For about a week a month. (yes that week) my fingers are really swollen in the morning. I take my wedding ring off for that week because it's titanium and I'm terrified of it being stuck on there and they can't cut it off. Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together. Right now though I'm wearing my engagement ring with is form the 1920s in one of those crazy filigree settings and the titanium if my wedding ring would chew it up.

I'm not thinking of divorcing my husband just like wearing the different ring choices.

I am almost positive that nobody gave a shiat about that.

Not so fast there. Later tonight I'm going to pinch quiet a loaf. If she wants it, I'll leave it in the pot for a few minutes after I'm done so she can come and get it. Don't take too long though. I don't want it stinking up my bathroom all night. You're late and it gets the big flusheroo.

/ not that I care one way or the other for the comment
// just would hate to see someone with a greater need for my poo than the local sewage plant be let down

Haplo127x: Gwendolyn

Just so you know, it's a myth that Titanium rings can't be cut. The last jewellery store I worked in displayed one cut in half just to clarify that. If jewellers couldn't cut it with their tools, would they be making rings out of it?

This, kinda. It's true that they can't be cut, but they can be removed - they have to be broken with a vise and removed in 2 parts. Whenever I had people interested in them, I made sure to mention that and I didn't recommend them if the person who would be wearing it was a mechanic, police officer, EMT, any kind of job where they might be likely to either suffer a hand injury or get it caught on something.

/tl, dr, ot

Say it isn't so, Saint Sarah.

I can't wait for Todd to post the videos of him plowing her after their marriage melts down. You all know damn well there are tapes of her boning out there somewhere.

Make with the fap material, Todd!

Bohemian: Maybe a Jerry Springer style late night fistfight between the Palins over their marriage at a Denny's?

I read "fistfight" as "fisting."

/time for me to walk away from the computer.

CygnusDarius: Cubansaltyballs, your post is made of win.

With an soft, delicious win nougat center.

IXI Jim IXI

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

CtrlAltDelete: Who gives a sh*t.

Apparently, y*u d*, since y*u t**k the time to p*st

I am married, and have no desire to be unmarried. My engagement ring went down the sink. My wedding band soon after. My son was ill and was worried and I lost weight and my hands were frozen numb coming from taking him for outpatient surgery and the wedding band went, too. I think it might have ended up in the trash when I dried my hands.

For Christmas that year my husband bought me a diamonds all round band. Sink. Then he bought me a new solitaire and it sits in its box, or on a chain around my neck.

I generally don't wear a ring anymore, though I'm not at skeletor stage any longer. Maybe sometimes silly 10 dollar fake-os. Yet I still love my husband.

stoicnimwit: Sometimes, and I know, I must be the only person that does this but... I take my wedding ring off to wash my hands. Clearly in that 30 seconds of lathering and hand scrubbin I'm having marital problems with my husband.

What exactly are you washing off your hands?

Kinda relevant.

stoicnimwit: Sometimes, and I know, I must be the only person that does this but... I take my wedding ring off to wash my hands. Clearly in that 30 seconds of lathering and hand scrubbin I'm having marital problems with my husband.

Slut.

;>)

clowncar on fire: Keep digging- you guys will eventually find something of substance on Sarah.....

No, see, that's the PROBLEM. We keep digging, and there's nothing of substance to Sarah Palin.

SarahBW: I am married, and have no desire to be unmarried. My engagement ring went down the sink. My wedding band soon after. My son was ill and was worried and I lost weight and my hands were frozen numb coming from taking him for outpatient surgery and the wedding band went, too. I think it might have ended up in the trash when I dried my hands.

For Christmas that year my husband bought me a diamonds all round band. Sink. Then he bought me a new solitaire and it sits in its box, or on a chain around my neck.

I generally don't wear a ring anymore, though I'm not at skeletor stage any longer. Maybe sometimes silly 10 dollar fake-os. Yet I still love my husband.

Wow. NO MORE RINGS FOR YOU.

/That is all.

SarahBW: Some major stuff.

*hug* I hope you and your son are doing better.

And my engagement ring is coming with a chain so I stop throwing it in the OR trash as my grandmother's wedding ring already ended up there twice.

But yeah, who cares. I wish I had something of substance to criticize, but since Palin is of no substance...

clowncar on fire: Keep digging- you guys will eventually find something of substance on Sarah.....

Like this?

Palin was for federal earmarks before she was against them. Palin requested millions of federal dollars for everything from improving recreational halibut fishing to studying the mating habits of crabs and the DNA of harbor seals.

http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.cfm?uuid=4E2E5BFD-18FE-70B2-A815903CFF648F68
http://thinkprogress.org/lies-nowhere/
http://www.gov.state.ak.us/omb/09_omb/budget/FFY09 Summary of Fed Request.pdf

Gov. Palin was for the Bridge to Nowhere before she was against it. Even now, it hasn't been canceled. Despite her claim to have said "no thanks" to the bridge, she's still building it.

http://www.propublica.org/article/palin-administration-still-pursuing-nowhere-pr oject-913/

SarahBW:

Many sinks have this thing called an "S-Trap", you might want to look into it.

she wants me. I know it.

/call me, Sarah.

Basking_lizard: Haplo127x: Gwendolyn

Just so you know, it's a myth that Titanium rings can't be cut. The last jewellery store I worked in displayed one cut in half just to clarify that. If jewellers couldn't cut it with their tools, would they be making rings out of it?

This, kinda. It's true that they can't be cut, but they can be removed - they have to be broken with a vise and removed in 2 parts. Whenever I had people interested in them, I made sure to mention that and I didn't recommend them if the person who would be wearing it was a mechanic, police officer, EMT, any kind of job where they might be likely to either suffer a hand injury or get it caught on something.

/tl, dr, ot

No, they can be cut by hand using a dremel or jewellers hacksaw. It has a high strength-to-weight ratio but isin't too much more difficult to deal with than stainless steel. You might be thinking of Tungsten rings which need to be cracked or vised off.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/I-Masturbated-To-Sarah-Palin-John-McCain -Ad-568914.html

what more can be said?

Wow. There are very few pictures of Sarah Palin's left ring-finger on the internet.

Suspicious.

nelbuts1: Why don't some of you get a life? Ever think that maybe it is none of your damn business why she does not have it on? Maybe, just maybe she forgot it at home. Either way it is none of our business.

She's the one who chose to run for PUBLIC OFFICE. All of her secrets and skeletons will be coming out.

Inigo_Montoya: Wow. There are very few pictures of Sarah Palin's left ring-finger on the internet.

Suspicious.

There are virtual tons of "w"s middle finger pictured on the web.
/at least I know where he stands on human/native/anyone's rights.

So, weeks and weeks of Palin bashing. Calling her every name imaginable, going after her family, investigative reporters trying to dig up any dirt possible in Alaska, the SNL Tina Fey skit running in a non-stop loop on CNN and MSNBC.

But, the SNL skit that was only slightly critical of democrats gets pulled almost instantly.

Yeah, fark you leftists. If obama gets elected get ready for jimmy carter's second term. He and a democrat congress will royally fark this country.

Don't get all excited, I'm sure she'll explain it all at her next press conference.

keiverarrow: She just wants to seem more available ;-)

Exactly. It's the same reason you don't want pregnant Hooters waitresses.

/Sexist?

Mentat: keiverarrow: She just wants to seem more available ;-)

Exactly. It's the same reason you don't want pregnant Hooters waitresses.

/Sexist?

Good one.

nelbuts1: Why don't some of you get a life? Ever think that maybe it is none of your damn business why she does not have it on? Maybe, just maybe she forgot it at home. Either way it is none of our business.

Because she belongs to a party who make it a point to make it their business what's going on inside the bedrooms, bloodstream, and baby-making bodyparts of everyone else?

Her personal life is FAIR GAME.

texastag:
Yeah, fark you leftists. If obama gets elected get ready for jimmy carter's second term. He and a democrat congress will royally fark this country.

Dude, look around. Could even Carter do worse than the idiocy we've endured for the past 8 years?

texastag: So, weeks and weeks of Palin bashing. Calling her every name imaginable, going after her family, investigative reporters trying to dig up any dirt possible in Alaska, the SNL Tina Fey skit running in a non-stop loop on CNN and MSNBC.

But, the SNL skit that was only slightly critical of democrats gets pulled almost instantly.

Yeah, fark you leftists. If obama gets elected get ready for jimmy carter's second term. He and a democrat congress will royally fark this country.



Welcome to FARK.

It's still in the First Dudes butt.

I don't wear a wedding ring. Fifteen years, and I've NEVER worn it. I'm not property, and nobody's branding me as such.

That being said, I think Palin's working the "look at me fellas" angle with her candidacy. Sex sells, and hicks need a conservative pinup gal, dontchaknow?

Doctor Funkenstein: Maybe McCain's staff just took it and cast it back into the firey pits from whilst it came.

Keyboard. You owe me.

If she's left handed, and John McCain is as well, you cannot stop them, first man Todd Palin or not.

Be scared Michelle Obama, be very scared! My friends, Michelle does not have the power to be left handed!

/drink once my friends
//drink twice to two tight Palin butt Cheeks-Kilpatrick
///way obscure except in Detroit

texastag: Yeah, fark you leftists. If obama gets elected get ready for jimmy carter's second term. He and a democrat congress will royally fark this country.

And how would you describe what has been going on under Bush and a Republican Congress? Sweet sweet lovemaking? Difficulty: Don't mention Nancy Pelosi.

gorgor: It's still in the First Dudes butt.

Then she's doing it right

texastag
INSERT PARTISAN NONSENSE

ORLY?

Diggin: rassilon: so fine

I was always convinced it said... "my pussy's so wet"

doxonrox99: Gwendolyn: For about a week a month. (yes that week) my fingers are really swollen in the morning. I take my wedding ring off for that week because it's titanium and I'm terrified of it being stuck on there and they can't cut it off. Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together. Right now though I'm wearing my engagement ring with is form the 1920s in one of those crazy filigree settings and the titanium if my wedding ring would chew it up.

I'm not thinking of divorcing my husband just like wearing the different ring choices.

Wow, thanks for that information. That really clears up a lot of deep questions that had been haunting me for decades.

boy, that post sure didn't work out so well for you, did it Gwen?

texastag: If obama gets elected get ready for jimmy carter's second term. He and a democrat congress will royally fark this country.

Then you arrogant, idiotic rightwads are solely to blame for being such epic failtards for the last eight years in charge that voters are turning away in droves from your busted, hypocritical ideology and the wraiths who promote it.

All. Your. Fault.

Todd is off spending too much time with his "hunting buddies", and the Pakistani president has been calling. fark yes, the ring is off.

6thFairway: a logical person might assume it could have something to do with the hundreds of hands she's shaking every day. Maybe it hurts to wear the ring and shake that many hands.

But the left hand is the hand of the devil!

Anyone draw similarities between her and Marsha Gaye Harden's crazy christian lady character from that godaweful movie, "The Mist"?

6thFairway: a logical person might assume it could have something to do with the hundreds of hands she's shaking every day. Maybe it hurts to wear the ring and shake that many hands.


A logical person might think that.

But this is Fark..

/I'd have to take mine off.
//Too many handshakes.
///And I'd be scared of losing it.

Doctor Funkenstein

For some reason, I'm glad your picture didn't load for me

whizbang: gorgor: It's still in the First Dudes butt.

Then she's doing it right

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texastag: So, weeks and weeks of Palin bashing. Calling her every name imaginable, going after her family, investigative reporters trying to dig up any dirt possible in Alaska, the SNL Tina Fey skit running in a non-stop loop on CNN and MSNBC.

But, the SNL skit that was only slightly critical of democrats gets pulled almost instantly.

Yeah, fark you leftists. If obama gets elected get ready for jimmy carter's second term. He and a democrat congress will royally fark this country.

Your tears are delicious.

cthu1hu: texastag: So, weeks and weeks of Palin bashing. Calling her every name imaginable, going after her family, investigative reporters trying to dig up any dirt possible in Alaska, the SNL Tina Fey skit running in a non-stop loop on CNN and MSNBC.

But, the SNL skit that was only slightly critical of democrats gets pulled almost instantly.

Yeah, fark you leftists. If obama gets elected get ready for jimmy carter's second term. He and a democrat congress will royally fark this country.

Your tears are delicious.

lulz.

i can haz republiteerz?

Inigo_Montoya: Doctor Funkenstein

For some reason, I'm glad your picture didn't load for me

Yeah, I failed on that post. Maybe it's for the best.

That's for the last one diggin, that was really bugging me. I think we can all agree she's saying its wet.

or maybe farked? i dunno, now i'm questioning myself left and right.

Diggin: Cubansaltyballs: Diggin: rassilon: so fine

I was always convinced it said... "my pussy's so wet"


looks more like "my pussy's so rough" when I stare at it 300 times in a row...

man working late sucks. *sigh*

waiting for the .dll to deploy...

The sex tape you've been requesting is here:

Link

MrHacks: Meanwhile, has anyone considered the fact that Sarah Palin looks like Yomi from Azumanga Daioh?

Nekoconeko?

I'm wondering how much WLW is getting from the Obama Campaign for this AD? 10K? 20K? (of course the Obama MO is to deny they had any "Knowlege" of it. Just ask Hillary)

"This shait ain't gonna stick" to any wall bro. No matter how hard you throw it. Desperation?

Let's see we've got: Michelle Obama, Bill Ayers, Tony Rezko, Rev Jeremiah Wright, Father Pfleger, Louis Farrakhan, Malcolm X, Frantz Fanon, Frank Marshall Davis, Sal Alinsky, Karl Marx, RAILA ODINGA!!!

Gotta come up with something. OMFG! Where's the Gold? (maybe he's impregnating his daughter again)

They send 30 operatives up to Alaska and try to dig up dirt. Now they think some little dipstick radio station in Ohio is going to make a difference? Sounds like they may have something to worry about. Otherwise why would they try this pathetic shait this late in the game? Especially since the MSM says they're "Winning"?

K/H D

It's not hard to photoshop getting rid of a ring. I'm sure some liberal would've jumped at the chance to-..

Gah, I just can't do it! I don't have the willpower to be a troll.

Maybe she's just an asshole

Glenechocreek: The sex tape you've been requesting is here

BAD POLAR BEAR BAD POLAR BEAR YEAH

she's a junkie. that's one hell of a fentanyl patch on her hand.

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FunkOut 2008-10-08 09:01:03 PM
Maybe she's wearing it on her left nipple instead. Who knows?
------------------------

Why would she be wearing that there when she could be wearing me?

/well maybe not

squadron499: Let's see we've got: Michelle Obama, Bill Ayers, Tony Rezko, Rev Jeremiah Wright, Father Pfleger, Louis Farrakhan, Malcolm X, Frantz Fanon, Frank Marshall Davis, Sal Alinsky, Karl Marx, RAILA ODINGA!!! INIGO MONTOYA!!!!!

Sarah Palin no longer wearing a wedding ring.

Yes!!! I now have the opportunity to take a shot @ the VPILF.

/and by "shot" I mean "money shot"
// I don't know that I'd vote for her but I do know I'd bang her like a Salvation Army drum

Control_this: Are there problems between her and Alaska's "First Dude?"

Oh heyllls yeah I hope so. That dude is so brokebacky hot. I want to go snowmobile riding with him and spending the whole month of April salmon fishing and camping with him.

That dude is the Brett Favre of snowmobile racing. Gawd I want to play touch football with him. I am SO jealous of his special circle of camping buddies.


There are things I would like to do to Todd Palin, these are not among them. ;)

Yes, He is HOT!!!

i know what you meant lol

Mentat: It's the same reason you don't want pregnant Hooters waitresses.

Who doesn't?

Has anyone noticed that anime is one of the lamest art mediums around?

/seriously. anime is half-ass animation for people who can't afford/don't have talent to do backgrounds during moving scenes.

squadron499:

Let's see we've got: Michelle Obama, Bill Ayers, Tony Rezko, Rev Jeremiah Wright, Father Pfleger, Louis Farrakhan, Malcolm X, Frantz Fanon, Frank Marshall Davis, Sal Alinsky, Karl Marx, RAILA ODINGA!!!



See thats the sad thing. Ive been reading this thread as people being silly and sarcastic, making fun of the personality politics that the McCain campaign is failing to succeed with. Meanwhile, you're still stuck playing the same old game. "He has been in contact with controversial people, he must have contracted the (secret muslin, radical Christian, whitey hater, socialist) virus." Have you ever stopped to think that if someone ever took the trouble to track down everyone you knew in high school, shared a club with, or worked nearby and tried to pin you with their beliefs/crimes you'd be well and truly upset.

Denigrate the mans policies, denigrate his voting record, blame him for things he actually said or did. This crap just makes you look small and possibly delusional.

jboy: Has anyone noticed that anime is one of the lamest art mediums around?

/seriously. anime is half-ass animation for people who can't afford/don't have talent to do backgrounds during moving scenes.

Thank you, someone finally said it.

texastag: So, weeks and weeks of Palin bashing. Calling her every name imaginable, going after her family, investigative reporters trying to dig up any dirt possible in Alaska, the SNL Tina Fey skit running in a non-stop loop on CNN and MSNBC.

But, the SNL skit that was only slightly critical of democrats gets pulled almost instantly.

Yeah, fark you leftists. If obama gets elected get ready for jimmy carter's second term. He and a democrat congress will royally fark this country.

I'm with you on this. Objectively and historically, the country seems to have seen its best prosperity with a Republican Congress and Democrat President. Since the Democrats took over the Congress, we've seen gasoline almost double and 2 trillion dollars in investments down the toilet. Can't wait to see what damage they'll do with all three branches. I suspect the second term of Jimmy Carter is pretty close, though whether it will be 18% interest rates again or serious deflation remains to be seen. It's going to be a rocky four years ahead.

There can only be ONE ring...

Here's the 'O' for those who want to alter it too.

Link: (Copy and paste) http://i33.tinypic.com/2mzaxir.gif

Diggin: Cubansaltyballs: Diggin: rassilon: so fine

I was always convinced it said... "my pussy's so wet"

I think it says "My Pussy's So Putin"

Darkridr: squadron499:

Let's see we've got: Michelle Obama, Bill Ayers, Tony Rezko, Rev Jeremiah Wright, Father Pfleger, Louis Farrakhan, Malcolm X, Frantz Fanon, Frank Marshall Davis, Sal Alinsky, Karl Marx, RAILA ODINGA!!!



See thats the sad thing. Ive been reading this thread as people being silly and sarcastic, making fun of the personality politics that the McCain campaign is failing to succeed with. Meanwhile, you're still stuck playing the same old game. "He has been in contact with controversial people, he must have contracted the (secret muslin, radical Christian, whitey hater, socialist) virus." Have you ever stopped to think that if someone ever took the trouble to track down everyone you knew in high school, shared a club with, or worked nearby and tried to pin you with their beliefs/crimes you'd be well and truly upset.

Denigrate the mans policies, denigrate his voting record, blame him for things he actually said or did. This crap just makes you look small and possibly delusional.

I do take his voting record into account. It speaks for itself. Maybe you should read through some of it before you flap your face.

I knew people in my life that aren't exactly in line for Sainthood. And I knew it at the time. However, I've never had any of "These People" (listed above) guiding my career/life. So I'll give myself a pass on this one.

I don't wear my wedding ring when I play golf. Does that mean there's an issue?

K/H D

Unexploded_Ordnance: Since the Democrats took over the Congress, we've seen gasoline almost double and 2 trillion dollars in investments down the toilet.

Precisely what actions by the Democrats do you see as responsible for worldwide demand spiking for oil and predatory and dishonest lending practices in the financial sector? I mean, that makes as much sense as blaming 9/11 on the GOP because there was a Republican Congress and President.

Besides, if I'm not mistaken, gas prices doubled (at least) in the year or two BEFORE Nov. 2006. And banks were making lots of shiatty loans in that time, too.

At least try to be intellectually honest.

squadron499: I don't wear my wedding ring when I play golf. Does that mean there's an issue?

I think it means you're gay.

B/B Q

HMS_Blinkin: damitjim: Common among people that go on 'handshake lines'. Expensive rings can disappear.

That makes sense, except who shakes with their left hand? Still, I have a hard time believing she would want to raise suspicions of domestic problems during an election. If I were her (or any of the candidates) I would make sure my marital life at least LOOKED healthy for the sake of the voters until the election is over.

Politicians shake hands with their left hands, and their right as well.

Obama shaking hands (new window)

And again (new window)

And McCain (new window)

That said, was that the reason? Who knows... and I doubt that any troubles between them would see the light of day, especially not in the form of her refusing to wear her ring.

/Call me, Sarah... get a sitter!

JBoy

Has anyone noticed that anime is one of the lamest art mediums around?

/seriously. anime is half-ass animation for people who can't afford/don't have talent to do backgrounds during moving scenes.


you win tonights Celluloid Award.
you are correct

Unexploded_Ordnance: I'm with you on this. Objectively and historically, the country seems to have seen its best prosperity with a Republican Congress and Democrat President. Since the Democrats took over the Congress, we've seen gasoline almost double and 2 trillion dollars in investments down the toilet. Can't wait to see what damage they'll do with all three branches. I suspect the second term of Jimmy Carter is pretty close, though whether it will be 18% interest rates again or serious deflation remains to be seen. It's going to be a rocky four years ahead.


the difference between correlation and causation...let me show it to you.

indylaw: Unexploded_Ordnance: Since the Democrats took over the Congress, we've seen gasoline almost double and 2 trillion dollars in investments down the toilet.

Precisely what actions by the Democrats do you see as responsible for worldwide demand spiking for oil and predatory and dishonest lending practices in the financial sector? I mean, that makes as much sense as blaming 9/11 on the GOP because there was a Republican Congress and President.



Go back and read over the history of the Community Reinvestment Act. My wife has worked in banking for 22 years. For the last 15 I've listened to her frequently complain how the OCC auditors come into the bank (small, community bank) and require them to make more high risk loans to "targeted" loan applicants to meet the intent of the CRA. The current financial meltdown isn't due to just one thing, and there is plenty of blame to go around, but the CRA revamp really got it rolling several years back.

Sweet. Maybe she will be available. I'd hit it. I wouldn't vote for it, but would hit it.

squadron499: Darkridr: squadron499:

Let's see we've got: Michelle Obama, Bill Ayers, Tony Rezko, Rev Jeremiah Wright, Father Pfleger, Louis Farrakhan, Malcolm X, Frantz Fanon, Frank Marshall Davis, Sal Alinsky, Karl Marx, RAILA ODINGA!!!



See thats the sad thing. Ive been reading this thread as people being silly and sarcastic, making fun of the personality politics that the McCain campaign is failing to succeed with. Meanwhile, you're still stuck playing the same old game. "He has been in contact with controversial people, he must have contracted the (secret muslin, radical Christian, whitey hater, socialist) virus." Have you ever stopped to think that if someone ever took the trouble to track down everyone you knew in high school, shared a club with, or worked nearby and tried to pin you with their beliefs/crimes you'd be well and truly upset.

Denigrate the mans policies, denigrate his voting record, blame him for things he actually said or did. This crap just makes you look small and possibly delusional.

I do take his voting record into account. It speaks for itself. Maybe you should read through some of it before you flap your face.

I knew people in my life that aren't exactly in line for Sainthood. And I knew it at the time. However, I've never had any of "These People" (listed above) guiding my career/life. So I'll give myself a pass on this one.

I don't wear my wedding ring when I play golf. Does that mean there's an issue?

K/H D

Nope. Never said absence/presence of a wedding ring disproves/proves loyalty. Plenty of people wear ostentatious rings and still cheat like crazy.

That still doesnt mean that the list of people that you tossed out there means anything. When did Karl Marx raise Obama?

zamboni: HMS_Blinkin: damitjim: Common among people that go on 'handshake lines'. Expensive rings can disappear.

That makes sense, except who shakes with their left hand? Still, I have a hard time believing she would want to raise suspicions of domestic problems during an election. If I were her (or any of the candidates) I would make sure my marital life at least LOOKED healthy for the sake of the voters until the election is over.

Politicians shake hands with their left hands, and their right as well.

Obama shaking hands (new window)

And again (new window)

And McCain (new window)

That said, was that the reason? Who knows... and I doubt that any troubles between them would see the light of day, especially not in the form of her refusing to wear her ring.

/Call me, Sarah... get a sitter!

Possibly because they're both left-handed, but that's just a stab.

cerote: Just like a stripper would take off any identifying jewelry. Du

came to say this, already said. kudos

Oh Crap, where is my wedding ring?

I think it got stolen by movers last time we moved.....

Darkridr: That still doesnt mean that the list of people that you tossed out there means anything. When did Karl Marx raise Obama?

Calling democrats marxists/commies is just the old meme, like calling right wingers fascists.

the fact that obama's platform is, by most "leftist" standards harder-right than some right wing parties in western europe democracies and centric by american standards is meaningless to some.

he's a dem, therefore he's gonna tax and spend and worship communism. simple!

gorgor: whizbang: gorgor: It's still in the First Dudes butt.

Then she's doing it right

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Bottom row, center, please

I bet Todd won't last. He's a friggin fisherman and sled driver. I'm not sure he's equipped to handle the stress of Washington. Todd and the d00d that knocked up Bristiin or whatever the f*ck her name is will probably run away together and be icefishing bums.

clowncar on fire: Keep digging- you guys will eventually find something of substance on Sarah.....

I can't tell whether you're talking about the Republican or Democratic faithful in the above statement, sadly.

Father_Jack: Darkridr: That still doesnt mean that the list of people that you tossed out there means anything. When did Karl Marx raise Obama?

Calling democrats marxists/commies is just the old meme, like calling right wingers fascists.

the fact that obama's platform is, by most "leftist" standards harder-right than some right wing parties in western europe democracies and centric by american standards is meaningless to some.

he's a dem, therefore he's gonna tax and spend and worship communism. simple!

Its just that they're are trying to pretend that people that he has a passing acqaintance with have been programming him for years. If thats the way they really want to think why isnt "Manchurian candidate" popping up in Republican circles more often? McCain did spend 5 years as a POW and the Russians and Chinese both had access to him theoretically.

I think the reason that I take this seriously is that they first started attacking him about his name. The one thing no person has control over. What they were named. If my last name is Wheeler, it doesnt mean that by nature I am a crafter of wheels. If my last name is Baker, that doesnt mean that I must create tarts and pastries. If my name is Cunnilingus, it doesnt mean.. well you get the idea.

All this personality and guilt by association stuff is incredibly unAmerican and anyone who denies that JUST to make their political bones is a shameless base creature.

Diggin: Here's the 'O' for those who want to alter it too.

Link: (Copy and paste) http://i33.tinypic.com/2mzaxir.gif

Dear God man, what did you do to that gif?

archichris: Oh Crap, where is my wedding ring?

I think it got stolen by movers last time we moved.....

I'm writing that down. "Stolen by the movers", that's a good one.

Crown_of_Shoes: Dear God man, what did you do to that gif?

You should have seen the one that got pulled

MrHacks: jboy: anime

It's kinda strange really, the fact that John McCain hires an anime character as his running mate. Whose going to be is secretary of state? Sailor Moon?

Anyway, back to the rumors of Yomi--er, Sarah Palin having trouble in bed, I heard she was hanging out with some bearded dude who ran his own restaurant. In fact, here's a photo of them in bed.

I imagine him saying "Where is your god now?" while proffering that sandwich.

That still doesnt mean that the list of people that you tossed out there means anything. When did Karl Marx raise Obama?

"Frantz Fanon, Frank Marshall Davis, Saul Alinsky"

Wikipedia them. He never was tutored by Saul Alinsky either but thanks to Jerry Kellman, Obama took Alinsy's "Change" message and has made it palatable to the streets and the MSM via the Chicago Political Machine.

Marx is the baseline for this clown's view of the world. You want to be part of that then it's on you. I'll take my chances and vote NOBama. (When the goon squad comes for me I won't be hard to find. At least I'll have one cold meal a day and a hard dirt bed at night. That's if they don't decapitate me first.)

K/H D

squadron499:

Marx is the baseline for this clown's view of the world. You want to be part of that then it's on you. I'll take my chances and vote NOBama.

K/H D

So, which part of Obamas stated aims do you think have roots in Karl Marx's philosophy? Which ones are aiming to make this country over into a communist collective?

texastag: Yeah, fark you leftists. If obama gets elected get ready for jimmy carter's second term. He and a democrat congress will royally fark this country.

PurplePimpSaber: Thank you Diggin. I'll be in my bunk.

Dammit! Already modded out of existence. What was it?

/grumble

Gwendolyn: For about a week a month. (yes that week) my fingers are really swollen in the morning. I take my wedding ring off for that week because it's titanium and I'm terrified of it being stuck on there and they can't cut it off. Hell sometimes I just wear my three stone ring and forget the wedding ring all together. Right now though I'm wearing my engagement ring with is form the 1920s in one of those crazy filigree settings and the titanium if my wedding ring would chew it up.

I'm not thinking of divorcing my husband just like wearing the different ring choices.

TMI, but in the really, really boring way.

squadron499: Obama took Alinsy's "Change" message and has made it palatable to the streets and the MSM via the Chicago Political Machine.K/H D

Secondary note: Every politician that isn't in favor of the incumbent rides on a "reform/change" platform. Obamas version of change is supposed to be a more sweeping effect than reform, which takes the old and bends/cleans it for better use. Neither is new, and neither is a cry for revolution. Why do you think that McCain co-opted Obamas message, if it wasn't popular?

ZeroCorpse: I don't wear a wedding ring. Fifteen years, and I've NEVER worn it. I'm not property, and nobody's branding me as such.

That being said, I think Palin's working the "look at me fellas" angle with her candidacy. Sex sells, and hicks need a conservative pinup gal, dontchaknow?

Interesting I've never looked at wearing a ring (wedding or otherwise) as any kind of brand or branding. Do you really think all of us who wear rings on that finger are property? Fascinating.

squadron499: Marx is the baseline for this clown's view of the world.

While ignorance, hatred and arrogance are the baseline for your moranic view of the world.

That's if they don't decapitate me first.

This comment confirms it.


The Reprehensible Right.
Stuck. On. Stupid.

Darkridr: squadron499:

Marx is the baseline for this clown's view of the world. You want to be part of that then it's on you. I'll take my chances and vote NOBama.

K/H D

So, which part of Obamas stated aims do you think have roots in Karl Marx's philosophy? Which ones are aiming to make this country over into a communist collective?

Socializing medicine for starters.

Massive redistribution of wealth for another. (How can you give tax breaks to 95% of the people when only 70% pay taxes) This latest downslide in the economy, brought on by the DEMOCRATS in congress by not doing their jobs but taking money anyway, will play a huge part in making socializing the economy palatible as well.

I'll let you do your own homework for the rest of it. That is if the Kool-Aid calling from the fridge/MSM doesn't get in your way.

K/H D

Palin Derangement Syndrome is alive and well on this thread.

Who cares, it can be made of tin foil for all it matters.

what the hell is this forum going to talk about after November 4?

squadron499: Socializing medicine for starters.

But it's OK for the Repubs to socialize the banks. Strike one.

This latest downslide in the economy, brought on by the DEMOCRATS in congress by not doing their jobs but taking money anyway, will play a huge part in making socializing the economy palatible as well.

This latest downslide in the economy was brought on by the Repubs' thirst for deregulation. Strike two.

I'll let you do your own homework for the rest of it. That is if the Kool-Aid calling from the fridge/MSM doesn't get in your way.

If the Repubs were any damn good at running an economy, none of this crap would have happened. But it happened, and all on the Repubs' watch.

Three strikes. You and the rest of the Retarded Right are OUT. Go grab some bench, loser.

Don't know about any other gals, but I take off my wedding ring when I shower or when I'm doing housework, yardwork, etc. I do it to protect the setting and the stones as diamonds can in fact be damaged, not to mention that it keeps me from having to clean it as often. I have little boxes scattered all around the house that are for the specific purpose of holding my ring. I have left my ring off on several occasions after doing whatever I had to do that required met to remove it. It sometimes has been a couple of hours before I realize that I've left it stashed in a ring box somewhere and by then, I'm usually out of the house doing something else.

Timmy the Tumor: what the hell is this forum going to talk about after November 4?

Welcome threads. Lots and lots of welcome threads.

I predict a massive influx of newcomers who are fairly politically neutral. Or, well, they won't want to discuss politics much. Or, well, they will just express some concerns about the new administration.

All of these newbie-to-bes are lurking right now. In fact they have been lurking for years, but will be creating their very first Fark account EVAR during the first half of November. Honest.

Unexploded_Ordnance: indylaw: Unexploded_Ordnance: Since the Democrats took over the Congress, we've seen gasoline almost double and 2 trillion dollars in investments down the toilet.

Precisely what actions by the Democrats do you see as responsible for worldwide demand spiking for oil and predatory and dishonest lending practices in the financial sector? I mean, that makes as much sense as blaming 9/11 on the GOP because there was a Republican Congress and President.



Go back and read over the history of the Community Reinvestment Act. My wife has worked in banking for 22 years. For the last 15 I've listened to her frequently complain how the OCC auditors come into the bank (small, community bank) and require them to make more high risk loans to "targeted" loan applicants to meet the intent of the CRA. The current financial meltdown isn't due to just one thing, and there is plenty of blame to go around, but the CRA revamp really got it rolling several years back.

Several years? You mean more than two? Because the Democrats have held a majority in Congress for only the past 22 months.

Timmy the Tumor: what the hell is this forum going to talk about after November 4?

Boobies as usual I guess....

squadron499: Darkridr: squadron499:

Marx is the baseline for this clown's view of the world. You want to be part of that then it's on you. I'll take my chances and vote NOBama.

K/H D

So, which part of Obamas stated aims do you think have roots in Karl Marx's philosophy? Which ones are aiming to make this country over into a communist collective?

Socializing medicine for starters.

K/H D

Obamas plan is not to nationalize the medical system in the style of Canada, OK, etc. His plan is to offer a national alternative to private medical insurance. And his plan doesnt even force anyone to sign up. That was one of the problems that Hillary had in the primaries if you'll remember. She wanted to force everyone to sign up, where his view is "sign up if its better than what you've got, keep what you have if you like your better". That doesnt approach a national health care system, nor a communist power grab.

Massive redistribution of wealth for another. (How can you give tax breaks to 95% of the people when only 70% pay taxes) This latest downslide in the economy, brought on by the DEMOCRATS in congress by not doing their jobs but taking money anyway, will play a huge part in making socializing the economy palatible as well.


I dont call tax cuts a massive redistribution of wealth, but I concede that your view may differ in that respect. As to who is to blame for the economic downturn, both Houses had a great role to play in that, thinking that we can spend and never be accountable, leaving our debts for some golden point down the line and that they would never come due.

Hey libtards, when you walk through lines of people shaking hands, you take off a) things you want to keep, and b) things that will injure voters.

eyehate: The "First Dude".

Ugh.

If she became VP our nation would plunge into white trash.

At least she's not from Arkansas, now that would really be white trash!

indylaw: indylaw:
Several years? You mean more than two? Because the Democrats have held a majority in Congress for only the past 22 months.

At the risk of repeating myself, I'll repeat myself: go review the history of the Community Reinvestment Act, particularly the changes made in 1995 and 1999. The 1995 changes, originally drafted in 1993 when the Congress and White House were all in Democratic hands, were the real killers. The CRA was originally passed in 1977, during the first term of the Obama administration.

Timmy the Tumor: what the hell is this forum going to talk about after November 4?

On Inauguration Day, every Fark Independent will suddenly rejoin the Republican Party and begin demanding that Obama fix everything before the Inaugural Ball. When he doesn't, they'll spend the next four years blaming the last eight years on him.

Unexploded_Ordnance: The CRA was originally passed in 1977, during the first term of the Obama administration.

I think we've reached acceptance.

Unexploded_Ordnance: The CRA was originally passed in 1977, during the first term of the Obama administration.

Mentat: I think we've reached acceptance.

LOL.

This is NEWS?!

Holy shiat the Obamamania media really has a hard on for Palin.

Mentat: Unexploded_Ordnance: The CRA was originally passed in 1977, during the first term of the Obama administration.

I think we've reached acceptance.

Oh yes, I have definitely accepted that Obama is going to win. I think the last three Presidential elections (including this one) have given us absolutely terrible choices in candidates. I normally vote Republican, but when this campaign started way back when I looked them over and told my wife the only one I'd really feel good about voting for was Bill Richardson. Of course he went out early. McCain is a confused, cranky old codger and I think Obama will be the embodiment of the Peter Principle in the White House, but I suspect we'll survive whatever comes. I've got ten acres in the mountains all paid off if the economy takes a poop and we can survive on a fairly low salary diet. Here's to hoping for the best and preparing for the worst...

You think it has to do with the fact that she shakes hands with hundreds of people a day & doesn't want to lose the ring? Nah, that couldn't be it! It MUST be bad news for her marriage!

HMS_Blinkin: damitjim: Common among people that go on 'handshake lines'. Expensive rings can disappear.

That makes sense, except who shakes with their left hand? Still, I have a hard time believing she would want to raise suspicions of domestic problems during an election. If I were her (or any of the candidates) I would make sure my marital life at least LOOKED healthy for the sake of the voters until the election is over.

Have you not noticed that they put both hands in the line when they go through it? I have.

Am I the only male farker here who doesn't think she's all that attractive??? Granted, she's not hideous, but she's not gorgeous either. Especially after she opens her mouth, that voice of hers is just grating on the nerves. And her politics make her even uglier.

Sorry, she can wink at me all she wants but she's just average as far as I'm concerned.

Maybe she lost it after ripping out Joe Biden's innards during the debate.

Scour through Biden's entrails, subby, and maybe you'll find it for her.

zefal: Maybe she lost it after ripping out Joe Biden's innards during the debate.

Scour through Biden's entrails, subby, and maybe you'll find it for her.

Haha. You didn't watch the debate, did you?

Joe Biden has chunks of people like her in his stool.

hmm, nope don't care.

Hickory-smoked: texastag: Yeah, fark you leftists. If obama gets elected get ready for jimmy carter's second term. He and a democrat congress will royally fark this country.

Have I ever commented on how ugly that girl looks?

MrHacks: According to the National Enquirer (which seems to be right once in a blue moon, the rest of the time it is celebrity bullshiat), YES! THERE IS TROUBLE IN THE BEDROOM.

Meanwhile, has anyone considered the fact that Sarah Palin looks like Yomi from Azumanga Daioh?

No, but then I don't live in my mom's basement.

:)

/sick burn!

*raises eyebrow* me-thinks subby has been reading too many tabloids

squadron499: That still doesnt mean that the list of people that you tossed out there means anything. When did Karl Marx raise Obama?

"Frantz Fanon, Frank Marshall Davis, Saul Alinsky"

Wikipedia them. He never was tutored by Saul Alinsky either but thanks to Jerry Kellman, Obama took Alinsy's "Change" message and has made it palatable to the streets and the MSM via the Chicago Political Machine.

Marx is the baseline for this clown's view of the world. You want to be part of that then it's on you. I'll take my chances and vote NOBama. (When the goon squad comes for me I won't be hard to find. At least I'll have one cold meal a day and a hard dirt bed at night. That's if they don't decapitate me first.)

K/H D

Did you forget to take your meds?

i am drunk still, i would fark palin, but if i wasnt drunk, i would still fark palin

As much as I hate to say it, I agree this is not much of a story. That being said, it would be funny to have this story grow legs. Appearance of marital problems go great with that side. Maybe it will come out that she's bi. Awesome

I seem to remember a photo-op event Bush had a year or so ago in some underdeveloped country (to drum up support of whatever he was hiding at the time) where his watch was stolen in the receiving line of the "supporters" of his. I think that would be reason enough for me.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Have I ever commented on how ugly that girl looks?

How should I know, I've never met you before.

I'm less interested in how physically attractive a 9 year old girl is than I am in the way that all three kids look as if Dad's concession means that hordes of gay terrorist Democrats are moments away from busting though the doors and sacrificing all of them to Satan.

/Run on sentences FTW.

I'm wondering more about the big bandage on her hand. Fistfight with Old Grumpy on the Straight Talk Express?

The Band Aid is covering 666

Lacerated Spleen: Palin Derangement Syndrome is alive and well on this thread.

The "Derangement Syndrome" Derangement Syndrome is going too far. I wish Rush Limbaugh would find a new twist to embed in his mindless followers.

Open your eyes, ferchrissake. Palin is a hack, pure and simple. That she governs a state is an amazing mistake in judgment.