TT's are awesome.

/Small enough to not be that astheticly affected over time... Big boobs+gravity/time = gross

"What? Page 3? Oh, that's disgusting!"

Did you steal that joke from last night's episode of Conan?

I prefer the small boobies too. Big boobs are like playing with grapefruit stuffed inside water balloons. No thanks.

Add me to the list of small boob loving TFers.

You mean, like smaller boobs than their own disgusting pasty-white moobs? Whatever.

Same here.

Lando Lincoln: Big boobs are like playing with grapefruit stuffed inside water balloons. No thanks.

Woke up in the morning
to your surprize
a couple melons in tube socks
and buggly eyes

Have you ever gone to sleep with bo derek
and woke up with bo diddly?

/would rather look at As than Ds.

Gayer than Tom Cruise in a wrestling outfit covering himself in Wesson oil while winking at you

OlafTheBent: /Small enough to not be that astheticly affected over time... Big boobs+gravity/time = gross

Too true.

Although since the US ideal is hentai plastic boobs, and the Fark readership is nerds, I expect us to be in a minority here.

Kellner21: Add me to the list of small boob loving TFers.

Ditto.

benlonghair: Lando Lincoln: Big boobs are like playing with grapefruit stuffed inside water balloons. No thanks.

Woke up in the morning
to your surprize
a couple melons in tube socks
and buggly eyes

Have you ever gone to sleep with bo derek
and woke up with bo diddly?

/would rather look at As than Ds.

That would be awesome if there was something to look at. Give a least a full B but preferably a C or D. Small boobs are great if you are 15 and that's all you can find on your classmates.

"First shalt thou take them out the Holy Bra, then shalt thou squeezeth the B, no more, no less. B shall be the size thou shalt squeeze, and the size of the squeezing shall be B. C shalt thou not squeeze, neither squeeze thou A, excepting that thou then proceed to B. D is right out. Once the size B, being the second size, be reached, then bringest thou thy Holy Boobies of Woman towards thy face, ye being lucky in my sight, shall motorboat it."

Skail: "First shalt thou take them out the Holy Bra, then shalt thou squeezeth the B, no more, no less. B shall be the size thou shalt squeeze, and the size of the squeezing shall be B. C shalt thou not squeeze, neither squeeze thou A, excepting that thou then proceed to B. D is right out. Once the size B, being the second size, be reached, then bringest thou thy Holy Boobies of Woman towards thy face, ye being lucky in my sight, shall motorboat it."

How the hell do you motorboat a B cup?

The Icelander: How the hell do you motorboat a B cup?

One must possess a giant head.

The Icelander: How the hell do you motorboat a B cup?

Ye must haveth faith.

OlafTheBent: /Small enough to not be that astheticly affected over time... Big boobs+gravity/time = gross

This.

/curves are what losers call 'fat' to make their self feel better about not being able to date a healthy thin girl.
//there, I said it. We all know it's true.

impaler:
/curves are what losers call 'fat' to make their self feel better about not being able to date a healthy thin girl.
//there, I said it. We all know it's true.

"healthy thin" is what anorexic girls call themselves. There is a good medium which is unsurprisingly not represented in this thread.

HAWT!

Another Brit boob thread? We're venturing into threepeat territory. Oh, I almost forgot...



EIP

Zarkin Frood: EIP

I'm not sure what the point of that is.

I can understand one line of thinking here that hasn't been addressed yet.

There are some girls who flaunt their big boobs as their selling point, why? because the rest of their body is of the same proportion as their boobs.. as in "bigger girl".
I see way more fat (by local standards) girls with big boobs, than i see in shape girls with big boobs.
big being D cup+

Maybe some guys equate having big boobs with the slight chance the girls body will grow to match the boobs?

Unless you're that fat girl (by local standards) with the small boobs and no ass, the rare "flatso".

More often than not in my experience, smaller boobs usually go with a smaller or at the least, average frame, which to me personally, is a body type more likely to stay in a better shape?

Maybe I'm grasping at straws here..-shrug-

*nothing wrong with a bigger girl if you are, go ahead and be a big sexy girl.

Put me on the list of guys who prefer smaller breasts. I mean, we're (mostly) all going to be 40 and 50 someday, who wants to look at saggy boobs?

Not everyone likes heifers, Subby.

Cagey B: One must possess a giant head.

Or a very flat face.

clancifer: Give a least a full B but preferably a C or D. Small boobs are great if you are 15 and that's all you can find on your classmates.

Maybe A is a little small, but the point being if they sag and look uncomfortable when not wearing a bra, they're not all that enticing.

Also small natural >>> Large fake.

FuturePastNow: Put me on the list of guys who prefer smaller breasts. I mean, we're (mostly) all going to be 40 and 50 someday, who wants to look at saggy boobs?

That's why you trade your woman in for a younger model or spring for a boob job.

Do I have to think of everything?

Zarkin Frood: Another Brit boob thread? We're venturing into threepeat territory. Oh, I almost forgot...

EIP

Also, I'd like to second this, for any Farkettes that care to help a single dude out.

benlonghair: Zarkin Frood:
Also, I'd like to second this, for any Farkettes that care to help a single dude out.

Uhh, I am a TFarkette. Pwn3d.

Men that claim to like small boobs are just pedophiles in denial.

yaaay! my 666th green is about boobies... coincidence?

impaler: Ok, maybe this is better:

Yes. Yes that is. mmmmmmm.

Let's make sure we understand "men prefer" one kind of boobs over another. We willtake any kind we can get. Like the man said, "once you've seen one boob, you want to see them all".

Gotta love the way it says 1 in 3 men, then it goes onto say "Brit men prefer flat", well yeah, 1 in 3, that's not quite the majority you're thinking of.

I DIDN'T WANT YOU ANYWAY, BRITISH MEN!

Queue the "You know how I know you're gay" pics.

chairmenmeow47: I DIDN'T WANT YOU ANYWAY, BRITISH MEN!

That sound you hear is the clicking of your profile in hopes of pictures.

/haven't clicked yet

Well, it's all about the perkiness. On a side note, most fake boobs don't...move...right. Or something.

Zarkin Frood: benlonghair: Zarkin Frood:
Also, I'd like to second this, for any Farkettes that care to help a single dude out.

Uhh, I am a TFarkette. Pwn3d.

So? Why should that mean that benlonghair can't ask for the same thing?
I don't see why we can't all just get some BIE.

jaylectricity: chairmenmeow47: I DIDN'T WANT YOU ANYWAY, BRITISH MEN!

That sound you hear is the clicking of your profile in hopes of pictures.

Awwwwww yaaaaaaaaaa...

chairmenmeow47

I DIDN'T WANT YOU ANYWAY, BRITISH MEN!

How YOU doin, honey?

/ducks!

jaylectricity: chairmenmeow47: I DIDN'T WANT YOU ANYWAY, BRITISH MEN!

That sound you hear is the clicking of your profile in hopes of pictures.

/haven't clicked yet

Go ahead, I did. You won't regret it.

Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: jaylectricity: chairmenmeow47: I DIDN'T WANT YOU ANYWAY, BRITISH MEN!

That sound you hear is the clicking of your profile in hopes of pictures.

/haven't clicked yet

Go ahead, I did. You won't regret it.

Oh believe me I clicked it right after I posted.

/boo-yaa

NightOwl2255: Let's make sure we understand "men prefer" one kind of boobs over another. We willtake any kind we can get. Like the man said, "once you've seen one boob, you want to see them all".

this quote contains a large amount of truthiness

sorry do I have to say which i prefer before I get to sample all boobs, good boobs are good boobs nuff said and they can be any size.

Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: jaylectricity: chairmenmeow47: I DIDN'T WANT YOU ANYWAY, BRITISH MEN!

That sound you hear is the clicking of your profile in hopes of pictures.

/haven't clicked yet

Go ahead, I did. You won't regret it.

Fap!

I love all boobies the same. Now the nipples are a whole different ball game. Can't stand INVERTED NIPPLES!! I will leave if they are placed in my face. OK, OK, I will leave after I finish.

chairmenmeow47: I DIDN'T WANT YOU ANYWAY, BRITISH MEN!

How you doing?

/not british
//if that does it for you, I'll talk in as much of a british accent as you need.

vs

Boobs are nice and all, but legs are what really matter