Article and thread completely useless without pics of the lovely Zooey.

/would do wonderful, dirty things to that woman.

Someone told me
It's all happening at the zoo(ey).
I do believe it,
I do believe it's true(y).

Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Whoooa. Mmmmm.

I loved Post-War. Looking forward to this.

Zooey? Yes please.

tallguywithglasseson: I loved Post-War. Looking forward to this.

Agreed. M. Ward can write a decent tune.

First heard her voice in the Will Ferrell movie, "Elf." Love it. She has a very classic, 40's/50's sounding voice.

/and she has a smokin' bod

I wonder if Mike Coykendall plays on it. That guy is a genius.

I loved it. Much better than "Cats". I'm going to see it again and again.

ihatedumbpeople: Zooey? Yes please.

Dude, you can't do that to a dude at work....

ihatedumbpeople: Zooey? Yes please.

This thread needs more Zooey!

I'm going to assume this thread was only greenlit so there would be an excuse to post pics of Zooey. Yet somehow this thread has yet to really live up to it's purpose. Please Fark, don't let this thread be in vain.

Is he banging her or what?

Bondidude: ihatedumbpeople: Zooey? Yes please.

This thread needs more Zooey!

This thread needs way more Zooey!

ihatedumbpeople: Zooey? Yes please.

I have no idea who these people are, and I really have no idea why I clicked on this thread. But my penis is very happy that I did.

/penis.

Kali-Yuga

Man, you got me on that first one... I scrolled about halfway down and thought "oh god, she's sitting on the can..."

Kali-Yuga:

That's quite an outfit. Did they airbrush the nipples out, or does she lactate somewhere around her armpits?

I'll thank you all to stop posting pictures of my bride-to-be.

/I'll thank you even more once she knows about it.

I don't get it. Couldn't he have sex with her without putting her on the album? I'm a fan of his music and a fan of her curves. Why must these two things intersect? Yeah yeah, I know, she "actually has a pretty good voice."

Uzzah: Kali-Yuga:

That's quite an outfit. Did they airbrush the nipples out, or does she lactate somewhere around her armpits?

It's 'shopped. I can tell because the nipples are out of place and from having seen lots of boobs in my day.

/not really a boob expert
//but I'm more experienced with them than photoshop

Uzzah: Kali-Yuga:

That's quite an outfit. Did they airbrush the nipples out, or does she lactate somewhere around her armpits?

It's pretty obviously shopped/airbrushed. You can tell it's kinda blurry where her nipple should have been.

Is this the thread where I mention that I would wreck Zooey Deschanel like a glass bumper-car?

/allrighty then

Much prefer her sister.

AGHHH I'm trying to work here, folks!

Don't misunderstand me, keep posting pics. I want this thing to be legendary by the time I get home. Understood, users of unrestricted internet?

Oh also, I should mention that aside from being totally smokin', after I saw her in Elf... well, it makes me happy to imagine her singing me to sleep.