Is this a marry/fark/kill thread?

I would like to give any of them a whole 7 minutes of awkward, sexual moves.

Those aren't teardrops, Taylor.

/durhrurur

under wood.... heh heh heh

"Doesn't 'country' have an 'o' in it?"

"Nope."

I'm not feeling very tolerant today; so I'd like to point out that these women are each about as far from real country music as you can get. If you like their songs, you have bad taste and are supporting a banal industry that is washing away the memory of real country music. You're objectively wrong on a subjective topic.

submitter: Carrie Underwood vs. Kellie Pickler vs. Taylor Swift in a battle of hot blondes putting the SUCK 'o' back in Country


Mainstream country has long been ruled by suck, but now it's drawing in no-talent ass-clowns from other genres to push it to all time lows.

HulkHands: "Doesn't 'country' have an 'o' in it?"

"Nope."

I would have written the headline "Taking the "o" out of country", but I'm just vile like that.

HulkHands: "Doesn't 'country' have an 'o' in it?"

"Nope."

I didn't know it grew on trees....:)

Yes, please. Just don't sing.

I have underwood, and believe me I'd pickle it swiftly.

I think I'm shwingin' towards Taylor Swift.

Wow. Just... wow.

Beatle_Matt: Yes, please. Just don't sing.

Wait a minute, they're all singers???

/am a girl.
//just appreciates beauty, that's all
/// :)

In a world where musicians are getting increasingly uglier and have to rely on things like talent to get ahead, I'm glad our good ol' country boys still keep the superficial things in mind, so I can enjoy this thread instead of doing work.

SassyBaskets
////I appreciate beauty too

Typical Country Fan Approves

SassyBaskets: /am a girl.
//just appreciates beauty, that's all
/// :)

Whatever you say, Leslie.

I can't tell them apart!

Unavailable for questioning.

/Obscure?

filth: I'm not feeling very tolerant today; so I'd like to point out that these women are each about as far from real country music as you can get. If you like their songs, you have bad taste and are supporting a banal industry that is washing away the memory of real country music. You're objectively wrong on a subjective topic.

Newsletter, etc...

Personally I consider them to be pretty much interchangeable. I'm all about the voice, which is why I love Adam Pascal. The three blonds can have a massive pillowfight to pick the winner as far as I'm concerned.

/Isn't Swift like 17? Pretty impressive to be on the list at all.

Adam Pascal & Tamyra Gray. Just putting up something for the girls :)

Solid State Vittles: Beatle_Matt: Yes, please. Just don't sing.

Wait a minute, they're all singers???

Wait a minute, they're not the same person???

Twist2005:

/Isn't Swift like 17? Pretty impressive to be on the list at all.

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She's 18. But, she's been writing music professionally since she was like 13 or 14.

Folsom Prison Legacy sounds great, but I must admit I was hoping for more from the Rubin sessions. I guess the vault has been cleaned out on those.

Southern Atheist: Folsom Prison Legacy sounds great, but I must admit I was hoping for more from the Rubin sessions. I guess the vault has been cleaned out on those.

Oh shiat I had the Cash thread opened too and posted in the wrong thread.

I skimmed the headline the first time and read "Taylor Hicks". When I got to the '0' part, I threw up in my mouth a little.

coontry?