I have a good feeling that this thread will be full of win. Here's my entry before I head off to bed. I think I'll take another crack at it tomorrow as well.

DoblerMeyer Soonerpsycho

son of a biatch, those were the first two i thought of i guess i should of done them before i went to bed

good job though

damat01 You beat me to it. Great job!

Let's get this out of the way.

I defy you to not laugh at this.

As submitter, I hereby grant permission for multiple versions from the same movie poster.

_{/can I do that?}

I couldn't help myself from labeling the shoes L or R. :)

Soonerpsycho: [Apocalypse Now poster]

Hey, man, you don't talk to Barack. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas.

Notnits, Oh my god, you've killed sex forever. I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY MIND!!!
*Takes power drill to ear canal*

Nice job, man. You owe me a new keyboard.

Sad huh ?

Wraith Like No Other: Notnits, Oh my god, you've killed sex forever. I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY MIND!!!
*Takes power drill to ear canal*

Nice job, man. You owe me a new keyboard.

Thanks! (Erm... Sorry about the sex drive.)

/Seriously can't believe I was the first one to think of this...or maybe I was the only to stoop so low.

Wavion: Behold the return of Serious Cat! There is a platform I can get behind!

Ennuipoet: Maverick

That's too perfect, Ennuipoet!

mental Genius.

Thanks bim1154
Nice one chtorran

robisfunky: mental Genius.

Thanks dude. But man this thread is so full of win, every entry genius, I vote mine dead last. This thread is better than the best dose of "The Daily Show" for laughs.

Great work everyone!

old school



Last one

Absolute brilliance, chtorran!

Roger Mexico, I've said it before, you are completely evil and one of my favorites. I laughed for 10 minutes at "McCain's Surrender".

This thread will be quite epic when it hits the main page.

Gosh, Tillman, I had no idea you cared so much!! Thanks heaps - ya know, I wasn't very happy with how I couldn't get the fonts to look better - so, thanks again!