Aw, wot's wong, subby? Offended?

Paw baby.

Please...Sarah Palin knows who Madonna is.

You betcha we don't allow cone breasts in Alaska, doncha-know!

Madonna who?

She's clueless but not that clueless.

that makes Madonna look stupider than Palin. which is pretty hard to do.

Awesome.

I say, only half-jokingly, Madonna for VP. Surely she's made way more money than Mitt Romney, so as one of the most successful businesswomen in the world, she's qualified. If Arnold can translate his success in entertainment into being Governator...

I have no doubt she could own a debate from seeing her furiously take down a wasted Courtney Love, who crashed an interview she was doing on MTV once. She's done more press interviews with a faux-English accent than Sarah Palin's done in her whole life.

We've already seen her boobs (so I'm sure crazy Republicans would be on board), pro-lifers can rally around her for "Papa Don't Preach", and she's sure to carry her home/swing state, Michigan.

Most people under 20 have no idea why Madonna is famous.

Yeah, you're old.

Isn't Palin younger than Madonna?

Etchy333: Most people under 20 have no idea why Madonna is famous.

Yeah, you're old.

Uh, she continues to release enormously popular albums and she's still touring. So, you're completely offbase.

My sister's 18, loves Madonna.

Etchy333: Most people under 20 have no idea why Madonna is famous.

Yeah, you're old.

Some people over 20 have no idea why she's famous. I remember the 80s. Never got the appeal. She sucked then, she sucks now. She's an older, slightly less stupid version of Britney Spears.

A spokesperson for Mr McCain's campaign said Madonna's actions were "outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time."

And if anyone knows outrageous, unacceptable, and crudely devisive, it's a McCain staffer.

Sarah Palin was 20 years old when "Like a Virgin" was released. I'm sure they played it on the radio at whichever of her series of 6 colleges Palin happened to be attending at age 20. I'd have to think she knows who Madonna is.

Yeah... and?

Well, there's at least one thing Palin and I have in common.

'Cept I was banned for hiding in her dressing room wearing nothing but swim fins and a welder's helmet.

That kaballah is a mean biotch.

Kitwilly: that makes Madonna look stupider than Palin. which is pretty hard to do.

Eh, Madonna's a professional where that's concerned, she's been doing it for decades.

Sarah Palin strikes me as EXACTLY the type who would have dressed like Madonna in college.

YEAH! You go, Madonna! That'll show that hockey mom who's boss!

Maybe Madonna could make another movie. A good working title would be "Desperately Seeking An Acting Coach" or "Who's That Middle-Aged Girl?".

/Maybe she could make a porno with Barbra Streisand.

And I should care, because ... ?

Seriously, why should I care?

MCStymie: "Desperately Seeking An Acting Coach Relevance and/or Money"

I think it could be a hit.

This is what kabbalah does to your brain kids. That or being an oversexed rock star that can't quite wrap her mind around the idea her finite life as a hill of beans isn't going to be any higher than yours or mine.

Madonna quits Kaballah, Joins Hezballah.

To All My Friends, this is long, but very important, please take the time to read it.

This election has me very worried. So many things to consider. About a year ago I would have voted for Obama. I have changed my mind three times since than. I watch all the news channels, jumping from one to another. I must say this drives my husband crazy. But, I feel if you view MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News, you might get some middle ground to work with. About six months ago, I started thinking 'where did the money come from for Obama'. I have four daughters who went to College, and we were middle class, and money was tight. We (including my girls) worked hard and there were lots of student loans.

I started looking into Obama's life.

Around 1979 Obama started college at Occidental in California. He is very open about his two years at Occidental, he tried all kinds of drugs and was wasting his time but, even though he had a brilliant mind, did not apply himself to his studies. 'Barry' (that was the name he used all his life) duri ng this time had two roommates, Muhammad Hasan Chandoo and Wahid Hamid, both from Pakistan. During the summer of 1981, after his second year in college, he made a 'round the world' trip. Stopping to see his mother in Indonesia, next Hyderabad in India, three weeks in Karachi, Pakistan where he stayed with his roommate's family, then off to Africa to visit his father's family. My question - Where did he get the money for this trip? Nether I, nor any one of my children would have had money for a trip like this when they where in college. When he came back he started school at Columbia University in New York. It is at this time he wants everyone to call him Barack - not Barry. Do you know what the tuition is at Columbia? It's not cheap! to say the least. Where did he get money for tuition? Student Loans? Maybe. After Columbia, he went to Chicago to work as a Community Organizer for $12,000. a y ear. Why Chicago? Why not New York? He was already living in New York.

By 'chance' he met Antoin 'Tony' Rezko, born in Aleppo Syria, and a real estate developer in Chicago. Rezko has been convicted of fraud and bribery this year. Rezko, was named 'Entrepreneur of the Decade' by the Arab-American Business and Professional Association'. About two years later, Obama entered Harvard Law School. Do you have any idea what tuition is for Harvard Law School? Where did he get the money for Law School? More student loans? After Law school, he went back to Chicago. Rezko offered him a job, which he turned down . But, he did take a job with Davis, Miner, Barnhill &Galland. Guess what? They represented 'Rezar' which Rezko's firm. Rezko was one of Obama's first major financial contributors when he ran for office in Chicago. In 2003, Rezko threw an early fundraiser for Obama which Chicago Tribune reporter David Mendelland claims was instru mental in providing Obama with 'seed money ' for his U.S. Senate race. In 2005, Obama purchased a new home in Kenwoood District of Chicago for $1.65 million (less than asking price). With ALL those Student Loans - Where did he get the money for the property? On the same day Rezko's wife, Rita, purchased the adjoining empty lot for full price. The London Times reported that Nadhmi Auchi, an Iraqi-born Billionaire loaned Rezko $3.5 million three weeks before Obama's new home was purchased. Obama met Nadhmi Auchi many times with Rezko.

Now, we have Obama running for President. Valerie Jarrett, was Michele Obama's boss. She is now Obama's chief advisor and he does not make any major decisions without talking to her first. Where was Jarrett born? Ready for this? Shiraz, Iran! Do we see a pattern here? Or am I going crazy?

On May 10, 2008 The Times reported, Robert Malley advisor to Obama was 'sacked' after the press found out he was having regular contacts with 'Hamas', which controls Gaza and is connected with Iran. This past week, buried in the back part of the papers, Iraqi newspapers reported that during Obama's vis it to Iraq, he asked their leaders to do nothing about the war until after he is elected, and he will 'Take care of things'.

Oh, and by the way, remember the college roommates that where born in Pakistan? They are in charge of all those 'small' Internet campaign contribution for Obama. Where is that money coming from? The poor and middle class in this country? Or could it be from the Middle East?

And the final bit of news. On September 7, 2008, The Washington Times posted a verbal slip that was made on 'This Week' with George Stephanapoulos. Obama on talking about his religion said, 'My Muslim faith'. When questioned, 'he make a mistake'. Some mistake!

All of the above information I got on line. If you would like to check it - Wikipedia, encyclopedia, Barack Obama; Tony Rezko; Valerie Jarrett: Daily Times - Obama vis ited Pakistan in 1981; The Washington Times - September 7, 2008; The Times May 10, 2008.

Now the BIG question - If I found out all this information on my own, Why haven't all of our 'intelligent' members of the press been reporting this?

A phrase that keeps ringing in my ear - 'Beware of the enemy from within'!!!

Stupid and petty thing to do.

Madonna is Jesus' mom. Duh.

free press.
she's good at that.

ummm... I mean... bold political statement!

she's soooo OUTRAGEOUS!!!1!

/go away
//both of you

Didn't anyone tell Madonna about how much Palin loves Israel?

DarnoKonrad: This is what kabbalah does to your brain kids. That or being an oversexed rock star that can't quite wrap her mind around the idea her finite life as a hill of beans isn't going to be any higher than yours or mine.

I wish I were oversexed. Or just sexed.

bobbette: enormously popular albums

Amongst 5% of the population, perhaps.

Disgruntled Postal Worker:

Anyone who believes Obama is a muslim is already not voting for him because he's black. I don't think it matters.

Momma Don't Preach?

Diogenes: A spokesperson for Mr McCain's campaign said Madonna's actions were "outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time."

And if anyone knows outrageous, unacceptable, and crudely devisive, it's a McCain staffer.

Madonna's overrated, washed up, and...oh yeah, a dumbass.

/Since you asked, I'm a registered Democrat

Edsel: Sarah Palin strikes me as EXACTLY the type who would have dressed like Madonna in college.

SOMEBODY PLEASE PSHOP THIS IMAGE!!!!

Disgruntled Postal Worker: To All My Friends, this is long, but very important, please take the time to read it.

No.

Disgruntled Postal Worker: <sub>To All My Friends, this is long, but very important, please take the time to read it.

This election has me very worried. So many things to consider. About a year ago I would have voted for Obama. I have changed my mind three times since than. I watch all the news channels, jumping from one to another. I must say this drives my husband crazy. But, I feel if you view MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News, you might get some middle ground to work with. About six months ago, I started thinking 'where did the money come from for Obama'. I have four daughters who went to College, and we were middle class, and money was tight. We (including my girls) worked hard and there were lots of student loans.

I started looking into Obama's life.

Around 1979 Obama started college at Occidental in California. He is very open about his two years at Occidental, he tried all kinds of drugs and was wasting his time but, even though he had a brilliant mind, did not apply himself to his studies. 'Barry' (that was the name he used all his life) duri ng this time had two roommates, Muhammad Hasan Chandoo and Wahid Hamid, both from Pakistan. During the summer of 1981, after his second year in college, he made a 'round the world' trip. Stopping to see his mother in Indonesia, next Hyderabad in India, three weeks in Karachi, Pakistan where he stayed with his roommate's family, then off to Africa to visit his father's family. My question - Where did he get the money for this trip? Nether I, nor any one of my children would have had money for a trip like this when they where in college. When he came back he started school at Columbia University in New York. It is at this time he wants everyone to call him Barack - not Barry. Do you know what the tuition is at Columbia? It's not cheap! to say the least. Where did he get money for tuition? Student Loans? Maybe. After Columbia, he went to Chicago to work as a Community Organizer for $12,000. a y ear. Why Chicago? Why not New York? He was already living in New York.

By 'chance' he met Antoin 'Tony' Rezko, born in Aleppo Syria, and a real estate developer in Chicago. Rezko has been convicted of fraud and bribery this year. Rezko, was named 'Entrepreneur of the Decade' by the Arab-American Business and Professional Association'. About two years later, Obama entered Harvard Law School. Do you have any idea what tuition is for Harvard Law School? Where did he get the money for Law School? More student loans? After Law school, he went back to Chicago. Rezko offered him a job, which he turned down . But, he did take a job with Davis, Miner, Barnhill &Galland. Guess what? They represented 'Rezar' which Rezko's firm. Rezko was one of Obama's first major financial contributors when he ran for office in Chicago. In 2003, Rezko threw an early fundraiser for Obama which Chicago Tribune reporter David Mendelland claims was instru mental in providing Obama with 'seed money ' for his U.S. Senate race. In 2005, Obama purchased a new home in Kenwoood District of Chicago for $1.65 million (less than asking price). With ALL those Student Loans - Where did he get the money for the property? On the same day Rezko's wife, Rita, purchased the adjoining empty lot for full price. The London Times reported that Nadhmi Auchi, an Iraqi-born Billionaire loaned Rezko $3.5 million three weeks before Obama's new home was purchased. Obama met Nadhmi Auchi many times with Rezko.

Now, we have Obama running for President. Valerie Jarrett, was Michele Obama's boss. She is now Obama's chief advisor and he does not make any major decisions without talking to her first. Where was Jarrett born? Ready for this? Shiraz, Iran! Do we see a pattern here? Or am I going crazy?

On May 10, 2008 The Times reported, Robert Malley advisor to Obama was 'sacked' after the press found out he was having regular contacts with 'Hamas', which controls Gaza and is connected with Iran. This past week, buried in the back part of the papers, Iraqi newspapers reported that during Obama's vis it to Iraq, he asked their leaders to do nothing about the war until after he is ele</sub> ...

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Disgruntled Postal Worker: To All My Friends, this is long, but very important, please take the time to read it.

I read this shiat on digg. fark off and go away.

Rapmaster2000: Disgruntled Postal Worker:

Anyone who believes Obama is a muslim is already not voting for him because he's black. I don't think it matters.

Nothing in what I posted is incorrect.

vartian: Please...Sarah Palin knows who Madonna is.

I would say that a higer percentage of Americans would be able to correctly identify Madonna than correctly identify Palin.

rikdanger: Well, there's at least one thing Palin and I have in common.

'Cept I was banned for hiding in her dressing room wearing nothing but swim fins and a welder's helmet.

What were the swim fins for?

Kitwilly: that makes Madonna look stupider than Palin. which is pretty hard to do.

Not really. This is typical Madonna - say/do something provocative and let the media give you a bunch of free publicity.

Disgruntled Postal Worker: To All My Friends, this is long, but very important, please take the time to read it.

Now that you have excluded everyone I don't see the point.

Lindsay Lohan & Madonna support Obama. So you should too!

Disgruntled Postal Worker: Rapmaster2000: Disgruntled Postal Worker:

Anyone who believes Obama is a muslim is already not voting for him because he's black. I don't think it matters.

Nothing in what I posted is incorrect.

Hmm, so is he lying, or brain dead?

A spokesperson for Mr McCain's campaign said Madonna's actions were "outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time."

Followed by "Do you know Obama hates his country so much he pals around with terroists?"

Disgruntled Postal Worker: Rapmaster2000: Disgruntled Postal Worker:

Anyone who believes Obama is a muslim is already not voting for him because he's black. I don't think it matters.

Nothing in what I posted is incorrect.

I suspect that this is bad news for somebody, but I can't quite remember who...