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(UPI) Spiffy Eddie Van Halen to marry the woman who tells him what to do everyday, just to make it official   (upi.com) divider line 14
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JoeCowboy 2008-10-06 01:39:48 PM  
www.futurerockhall.com

My beard...let me show you it

/Does this thing look malignant to you?
JC

 
Fark It We'll Do it Live 2008-10-06 02:50:53 PM  
This would be big news if anyone gave a shiat about Van Halen anymore.

 
mdbuff12 2008-10-06 02:56:36 PM  
You mean his dealer subby?

 
ccguy 2008-10-06 03:53:00 PM  

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-10-06 04:24:48 PM  
Fark It We'll Do it Live: This would be big news if anyone gave a shiat about Van Halen anymore.

Couldn't agree more.

/But Panama is a totally sweet song.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-10-06 04:42:20 PM  
Will she tell Eddie to call up Michael Anthony and stop being a prick about it?

His tubby kid can be his roadie or something.

 
priestrape 2008-10-06 06:10:30 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache:
Couldn't agree more.

/But Panama is a totally sweet song.


Reach down....between my legs....ease the seed bag

/had a friend who thought that's what the lyrics were
//bathroom. Right.

 
blunto 2008-10-06 06:44:40 PM  
so he's marrying his mother?

 
Ruby'sMamma 2008-10-06 08:25:42 PM  
At least D.L.R. looks healthy and great...

 
Great_Milenko 2008-10-06 09:11:55 PM  
Ruby'sMamma: At least D.L.R. looks healthy and great...

Everybody thought Roth would doom the tour, but from all accounts he was a team player. I saw them towards the end of the tour in 2008 (after the string of postponements) and Roth was great. He was a lot more active than he was in the early tour clips I saw. Eddie looked pretty good at that point too.

/Glad I saw 'em
//please don't spoil it with a new album of crap with wolfie on bass

 
Drummer 2008-10-07 12:31:44 AM  
I met Eddie last week.. he's cleaned up pretty good.

He's got to get rid of his Mercedes 500 though.. looks like crap.

 
dstanley 2008-10-07 10:44:56 AM  
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Eddie with the new missus.

 
PresentCompanyExcluded 2008-10-07 10:43:12 PM  
That calls for Cathedral. (I give you my Rick Roll free guarantee.)

 
Sylvia_Bandersnatch 2008-10-08 11:48:56 PM  
I guess this means we're not going to get to watch Valerie Bertinelli grow old on television.

 
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