That's because Obama doesn't count on people being blithering idiots.

Well, it isn't as though he was in a video that showed his nutjob preacher doing an witch exorcism. You know, like Palin.

Atillathepun: That's because Obama doesn't count on people being blithering idiots.

which proves that he's not ready to be President of this country.

Is it just me or does it seem like there's one dude with way too much time submitting each and every one of these ridiculously retarded anti-Obama headlines?

Hah, the joke is on you, Obama. Americans are stupid, ignorant douchebags that mindlessly repeat that which they are told to dislike and distrust without care for learning or understanding reality.

Sucker.

breatheophelia: Is it just me or does it seem like there's one dude with way too much time submitting each and every one of these ridiculously retarded anti-Obama headlines?

Yeah, it's obvious what talking points came out on Saturday night.

It's gonna be All-Ayres/All-the-time this week.

Meet Us at the Stick: breatheophelia: Is it just me or does it seem like there's one dude with way too much time submitting each and every one of these ridiculously retarded anti-Obama headlines?

Yeah, it's obvious what talking points came out on Saturday night.

It's gonna be All-Ayres/All-the-time this week.

Didn't a lot of nutjobs talk last week about McCain's October Surprise?

It's called Pajamas Media for a reason.

Just wait for the Clintons' October Surprise.

/bet it has something to do with the birth certificate

David Bernstein is unabashedly anti-Obama simply because he is paranoid about Israel. His posting history makes this abundantly clear.

Good grief. I hope the one person submitting all this stupid today gets noticed by the powers that be.

Roman Fyseek: Just wait for the Clintons' October Surprise.

/bet it has something to do with the birth certificate

Panama?

Atillathepun: Panama?

Dude. The Clintons don't want Obama to win. They can't let him win. That would totally fark Hillary's chances of running in '12. You simply can't win the nomination against an incumbent in your own party. And, forget The Clintons waiting 8 years. That's a pipe dream.

Roman Fyseek: They can't let him win.

They have no choice. If they had anything which would disqualify Obama they would have done so during the primaries so Hillary could have gotten the nomination and been the candidate from day one.

Every day post primaries would be wasted for her.

Drathus: They have no choice. If they had anything which would disqualify Obama they would have done so during the primaries so Hillary could have gotten the nomination and been the candidate from day one.

Every day post primaries would be wasted for her.

Not true. She may have won that battle but, it would have cost her the war. She doesn't need significant dirt on Obama unless it looks like he'll win the election. If she'd played that card back before the primary, he would have had plenty of time to dispute it. She'll release it mere days before the election (assuming she has dirt [and, really, now. It's the Clintons we're talking about. They *have* dirt on Obama. They probably have dirt on *you*]).

Don't say I didn't try to warn you.

Well, it isn't as though he was in a video that showed his nutjob preacher doing an witch exorcism. You know, like Palin

You also buy diatribe. She allowed that to happen out of respect for a pastor whom she was visiting.

Dear Blogger,

Obama is attempting what is called treating other people as thinking, reasonable adults. Please live up to the expectation. This includes not writing like a college freshman at 3am who may or may not be drunk.

Thank you,
honeymaid8

Roman Fyseek: Don't say I didn't try to warn you.

Yes, yes.

The Clintons originally had a big bombshell they were going to drop on Obama that would allow them to have a few primary victories leading up to her winning the nomination at the convention.

Then the Clintons had a big bombshell they were going to drop on Obama at the convention that would allow her to gain the nomination as the democratic party was shocked at their fallen leader.

Now there's a big bombshell that they are going to drop right before the election that will destroy the democratic party and destroy their credibility as party leadership (what little credibility they had) just so that in four years they'll be the front-runner for an election that they still would have to fight extremely hard to win.

Sounds totally plausible.

Are you going to hold your breath until this happens? Will you? Please?

Roman Fyseek: Just wait for the Clintons' October Surprise.

/bet it has something to do with the birth certificate

Concerned?

/seriously, what the fark is it, October 2007 again?

Roman Fyseek : Dude. The Clintons don't want Obama to win. They can't let him win. That would totally fark Hillary's chances of running in '12. You simply can't win the nomination against an incumbent in your own party. And, forget The Clintons waiting 8 years. That's a pipe dream.

Hillary may be smart enough to realize that if McCain wins, Sarah Palin could become the favorite in 2012. Think of how popular she is among the faithful now - even though her overall poll numbers are not very impressive - another four years of experience would only make her more popular.

They realized that they couldn't beat Obama. But, now that it's a close race between Obama and McCain, all they have to do is let McCain win, let him die in office, let Palin screw up for two years, run against her and take it in a landslide.

Which part of that doesn't make sense?

Roman Fyseek: 's a close race between Obama and McCain

something something life on mars something something

Roman Fyseek: Which part of that doesn't make sense?

The part about where they risk their entire political career on some bombshell in the middle of October allowing McCain to squeak by in the election and then the part about him dying in office and then the part about how Clinton will be able to keep up her political momentum in 2012.

Roman Fyseek: They realized that they couldn't beat Obama. But, now that it's a close race between Obama and McCain, all they have to do is let McCain win, let him die in office, let Palin screw up for two years, run against her and take it in a landslide.

Which part of that doesn't make sense?

All of it.

/stop concern trolling
//or if you're not, then just stop breathing.

Roman Fyseek: Which part of that doesn't make sense?

I have you correctly farkied.

It's not like he appeared on a talk show with an "old friend" who's a convicted anti-American terrorist.

I'm going to do a giddy little 'told-you-so' dance next month.

Roman Fyseek: I'm going to do a giddy little 'told-you-so' dance next month.

Oh you've made me so angry I'm just dancing around in a blind rage.

*Yawns*

You fiend you!

/enjoys the lulz coontface

Roman Fyseek: I'm going to do a giddy little 'told-you-so' dance next month.

You should email GaryPDX and plan it out. He's been rambling about the same thing for weeks.

You've got us all in a tizzy as we sit here worrying about what's going to happen...

Roman Fyseek: it's a close race between Obama and McCain

Roman Fyseek: I'm going to do a giddy little 'told-you-so' dance next month.

Let me guess.

Book it. Done?

bulldg4life: Roman Fyseek: I'm going to do a giddy little 'told-you-so' dance next month.

You should email GaryPDX and plan it out. He's been rambling about the same thing for weeks.

You've got us all in a tizzy as we sit here worrying about what's going to happen...

Say wut? Obviously, you have me mistaken for someone else.

All I'm saying is Hillary '12!

/to be honest, this thread isn't going to turn out to be the flamewar I'd expected.

Drathus: Roman Fyseek: I'm going to do a giddy little 'told-you-so' dance next month.

Let me guess.

One day you will all learn that it's not possible to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Sybilll: She allowed that to happen out of respect for a pastor whom she was visiting.

Oh ... well, that's just entirely less insane, then.

No, wait, it's still nuts.

Roman Fyseek: All I'm saying is Hillary '12!

Looks like someone already beat you to hillaryis45.org.

darkhorse23: One day you will all learn that it's not possible to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

I consider it the same as a boxer using a weight bag. Just for keeping my jabs in shape, not because I expect any sort of response. =P

GaryPDX: Say wut? Obviously, you have me mistaken for someone else.

No no

You're definitely the one that thought Clinton had a plan to take the nomination because you were wondering if Denver was going to burn for two weeks before the DNC.

And, this guy's idea is just as stupid as your statements.

UNC_Samurai: Didn't a lot of nutjobs talk last week about McCain's October Surprise?

If his October Surprise is Ayers, he's toast.

by all means, republicans, keep up these campaign tactics. there's no reason to reassess your strategy.

Drathus: Looks like someone already beat you to hillaryis45.org.

Women really need to stop lying about their age.

bulldg4life: GaryPDX: Say wut? Obviously, you have me mistaken for someone else.

No no

You're definitely the one that thought Clinton had a plan to take the nomination because you were wondering if Denver was going to burn for two weeks before the DNC.

And, this guy's idea is just as stupid as your statements.

Oh yea that..jeez man, a lot of people believed that..:)

Saborlas: Women really need to stop lying about their age.

Age?

Well, fark.

I thought it was IQ.

Anyone who seriously uses the word "anti-Americanism" should be mocked as mercilessly as anyone who says "anti-Lesser Antillesism," "anti-Luxembourgism," or "anti-Burkina Fasoism."

GaryPDX: Oh yea that..jeez man, a lot of people believed that..:)

I'd say the same amount of people that believed that also believe the theory presented in this thread.

bulldg4life: GaryPDX: Oh yea that..jeez man, a lot of people believed that..:)

I'd say the same amount of people that believed that also believe the theory presented in this thread.

I've lost track of the various tin foil theories. I'll be glad when this 2 year long election is over.

Clinton did him a favor. This stuff is old news now.

Roman Fyseek: let McCain win, let him die in office, let Palin screw up for two years, run against her and take it in a landslide.

The Clintons don't sit back passively and "let" anything happen...ever.

Even if it has virtually no chance of success, they are the types who will blow their load, so to speak, on the first hail-mary long shot that shows any potential whatsoever. If they had anything, they would have spilled it during the primaries.

For them to have learned anything between then and now, and to assume that McCain doesn't know already too, is just wishful thinking.

/but I like your style, so I'll give it a 3

Tabatha Static: Anyone who seriously uses the word "anti-Americanism" should be mocked as mercilessly as anyone who says "anti-Lesser Antillesism," "anti-Luxembourgism," or "anti-Burkina Fasoism."

I, myself, am a fervent Anti-Christmas Islander, for reasons which I cannot discuss on Fark without being banned.

so...

sean hannity has a fark login.

imagine that.

-hey sean...get in here and defend yourself.

pussy.