She's wasting the time of the state employees. They have to go to the Robinsons. They've lost 9 today.

/Obvious meme is obvious.

"We're here for your liver."

/Ease up off me biacth! I'm happy!

FTA:No charges will be filed because of the woman's age and medical condition.

Shes unstoppable.

"I don't want to go on the cart!"

I've been to Melbourne, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.

Since Dirty Harry used to have some great lines when he pulled out his .44 Magnum, we need to find a good catch phrase for this old lady. How about:

"Thank you for being a friend."

At least they saved the baby.

/obscure? Noooooo, FARK

Been there, done that.

There are those who call me... Tim.

Malinki: Been there, done that.

*glofclap*

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did she fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, whippersnapper?"

"I think I'll go for a walk."

Approves.


/Wait, does anyone get that?
//Needs to know.
///hurts.

Q: How did she know they were paramedics?

A: They didn't have shiat all over them.

Oh, Grandma! You so crazy!

Oh, what sad times are these when passing paramedics can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

I don't get the reference ... is that some obscure quote?

I am very surprised no one made reference to that weird British movie where they put cows in a catapult.

chemical_angel: I don't get the reference ... is that some obscure quote?

I hope I get this posted before someone else fires off their warning shot.

It's from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Very funny movie, very defended by its fans. It's a classic, seriously consider seeing, very worth the time.

Miracle Whip: chemical_angel: I don't get the reference ... is that some obscure quote?

I hope I get this posted before someone else fires off their warning shot.

It's from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Very funny movie, very defended by its fans. It's a classic, seriously consider seeing, very worth the time.

I um ... wasn't serious?
/is this thing on?

She was lucky she wasnt shot, then tazed by the police.

chemical_angel: I don't get the reference ... is that some obscure quote?

Fail for not getting it.

Miracle Whip: chemical_angel: I don't get the reference ... is that some obscure quote?

I hope I get this posted before someone else fires off their warning shot.

It's from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Very funny movie, very defended by its fans. It's a classic, seriously consider seeing, very worth the time.

Fail for getting overexcited and posting the answer before always adequate time for mocking previous fail.

/Fails for passing out failures

Nayest: Approves.


/Wait, does anyone get that?
//Needs to know.
///hurts.

EarthBound . . . rest at ease, my son.

Nayest: /Wait, does anyone get that?
//Needs to know.
///hurts.

I did, twas a great game. Felt a bit out of place given the rest of the game, though. It had that light, cartoony feel all the way through and then they suddenly set you up against that eldritch horror as the final boss.

What is your favorite color?

chemical_angel: Miracle Whip: chemical_angel: I don't get the reference ... is that some obscure quote?

I hope I get this posted before someone else fires off their warning shot.

It's from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Very funny movie, very defended by its fans. It's a classic, seriously consider seeing, very worth the time.

I um ... wasn't serious?
/is this thing on?

OMG and I was. That's what I get for letting my ovaries get the better of me. I pronounce my post full of FAIL as well.

I, for one, am inclined to take her at her word.

Grandma's got a gun!

portscanner: What is your favorite color?

Bue. No, yellow.

Miracle Whip: chemical_angel: Miracle Whip: chemical_angel: I don't get the reference ... is that some obscure quote?

I hope I get this posted before someone else fires off their warning shot.

It's from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Very funny movie, very defended by its fans. It's a classic, seriously consider seeing, very worth the time.

I um ... wasn't serious?
/is this thing on?

OMG and I was. That's what I get for letting my ovaries get the better of me. I pronounce my post full of FAIL as well.

To be fair, chemical angel could have put a little "Veal/waitresses" tag at the end of the post.

What she really needs is a piece of cardboard that says, "I ATEN'T DEAD."

/nothing's too obscure for Fark!

Tr0mBoNe: /Obvious meme is obvious.

You speak in internet meme. Please remove yourself from the gene pool

Nayest: Approves.


/Wait, does anyone get that?
//Needs to know.
///hurts.

Came for the Giygas, did not leave disappointed.

"I feel happy... I feel happy!
I am not dead yet!
I can dance and I can sing,
I am not dead yet,
I can do the highland fling!
I am not dead yet,
no need to go to bed,
no need to call the doctor,
'cause I'm not yet dead!

He is not yet dead!
That's what the geezer said!
'ell he's not yet dead!
That man is off his head
He is not yet dead,
put him back in bed,
keep him off the cart
because he's not yet dead!"

/Spamalot, for those of you uncultured enough to have not seen the musical.

Craxyd: Didn't Racer X have one of those in the back of his streetcar?

She's not fooling anyone, you know?.

Cyborg77: FTA:No charges will be filed because of the woman's age and medical condition.

Shes unstoppable.

That is the absolute best thing I've seen this year. Go granny go!

/my grandma is 92, and she'd pull a gun on the medics, if she had a gun. Her specialty is scaring away Scientologists and Jehovah's Witnesses by offering to share the wonders of Presbyterianism with them first. None have ever come back...

I was wondering if this was some sort of case like the paramedics wanted to take her to the hospital when she herself knew she was fine. But they were performing a wellness check and got aimed at. Lock this crazy old bat up. Who the fark cares if she has seven more days to live? She can live them out behind some goddamn bars.

svenbertil: There are those who call me... Tim.

You rang?

Argoran: What she really needs is a piece of cardboard that says, "I ATEN'T DEAD."

/nothing's too obscure for Fark!

No, it aten't.

Lots43: I was wondering if this was some sort of case like the paramedics wanted to take her to the hospital when she herself knew she was fine. But they were performing a wellness check and got aimed at. Lock this crazy old bat up. Who the fark cares if she has seven more days to live? She can live them out behind some goddamn bars.

OK, you go get her. Just walk on past that shotgun, Sparky.

Persnickety: Q: How did she know they were paramedics?

A: They didn't have shiat all over them.

lol, I'm a medic and I approve of this message.
Oh, and one of my all time favorites..... The difference between God and a Paramedic is that God doesn't think he's a Paramedic!

Aw shucks, beat to the Weatherwax reference but glad to see it here.