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(Houston Chronicle) Obvious Redneck recipe: Mix equal parts booze and firearms in a trailer park, and BAM   (chron.com) divider line 39
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worlddan 2008-10-05 07:06:13 PM  
BAM...you get trailer park trash.

 
Luthiel 2008-10-05 07:07:27 PM  
The victim's name was Filiberto Mendez... now, perhaps I'm mistaken, but that doesn't really sound redneck-ish to me.

 
nebjammer 2008-10-05 07:09:42 PM  
worlddan: Penis goes where?.

your ass stupid

that gun show was preety cool. i watched it.

 
mbd1475 2008-10-05 07:09:56 PM  
farm2.static.flickr.com

 
The_Terminator 2008-10-05 07:10:22 PM  
Especially when the cops describe him as a Hispanic male in his 20's, but don't let that get in the way of a perfectly good thread mocking rednecks.

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 07:11:07 PM  
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worlddan 2008-10-05 07:12:10 PM  
The_Terminator: Especially when the cops describe him as a Hispanic male in his 20's, but don't let that get in the way of a perfectly good thread mocking rednecks.

Because Hispanics can't be rednecks? What's the proper phrase then? Burnt Umber Necks?

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 07:17:51 PM  
worlddan: The_Terminator: Especially when the cops describe him as a Hispanic male in his 20's, but don't let that get in the way of a perfectly good thread mocking rednecks.

Because Hispanics can't be rednecks? What's the proper phrase then? Burnt Umber Necks?


Yeah, what's the proper phrase? We need to know against whom to be bigoted.

 
mindspread 2008-10-05 07:18:04 PM  
img404.imageshack.us

 
Flash314 2008-10-05 07:19:22 PM  
FTA: The gunman fled the scene and remains at large. Deputies described him only as Hispanic man with a thin build, in his late teens to early 20s.

Isn't that half of Texas?

farm4.static.flickr.com

/stumping for Texas tag

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 07:19:25 PM  
upload.wikimedia.orgbp0.blogger.com

Bam. Bam Bam.

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 07:20:25 PM  
'sup ese

home.comcast.net
/approves

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 07:21:37 PM  
you won't laugh one day if this country continues down the path its going. YOU, your mice, and most Americans will be living in trailer parks. laugh while you can.......

 
Kramerican 2008-10-05 07:24:48 PM  
Also seen running from the scene were a googly-eyed bastard and a fat guy in track pants...

 
NYZooMan 2008-10-05 07:27:05 PM  
The bad economy makes them seek comfort in those sort of things.

 
WillStripForBooks 2008-10-05 07:27:40 PM  
MadAzza: worlddan: The_Terminator: Especially when the cops describe him as a Hispanic male in his 20's, but don't let that get in the way of a perfectly good thread mocking rednecks.

Because Hispanics can't be rednecks? What's the proper phrase then? Burnt Umber Necks?

Yeah, what's the proper phrase? We need to know against whom to be bigoted.


I was told that Hispanic rednecks are called "Cheddars"

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2008-10-05 07:29:29 PM  
Linux_Yes: you won't laugh one day if this country continues down the path its going. YOU, your mice, and most Americans will be living in trailer parks. laugh while you can.......

Oh noes! My mice!

 
smells_like_meat [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 07:31:34 PM  
The suspect is hatless, I repeat, hatless.

 
Churchy LaFemme 2008-10-05 07:38:02 PM  
Silly Red Staters...

 
jeffrey626 2008-10-05 07:41:08 PM  
blame it on corey and trevor

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 07:46:40 PM  
bilder.vgb.no

 
TDYL4 2008-10-05 07:55:58 PM  
teach the controversy

 
bender127 2008-10-05 08:15:28 PM  
MadAzza: worlddan: The_Terminator: Especially when the cops describe him as a Hispanic male in his 20's, but don't let that get in the way of a perfectly good thread mocking rednecks.

Because Hispanics can't be rednecks? What's the proper phrase then? Burnt Umber Necks?

Yeah, what's the proper phrase? We need to know against whom to be bigoted.


Didn't know that rednecks could be the only kind of trailer park trash...

 
acad1228 2008-10-05 08:25:11 PM  
MadAzza: worlddan: The_Terminator: Especially when the cops describe him as a Hispanic male in his 20's, but don't let that get in the way of a perfectly good thread mocking rednecks.

Because Hispanics can't be rednecks? What's the proper phrase then? Burnt Umber Necks?

Yeah, what's the proper phrase? We need to know against whom to be bigoted.


mmm.... I'm gonna go with "Beaner".

/hey! I'm just sayin'...


 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-10-05 08:34:18 PM  
Luthiel: The victim's name was Filiberto Mendez... now, perhaps I'm mistaken, but that doesn't really sound redneck-ish to me.

There's rednecks to be found all over the planet. They're not indigenous to just the US. But I think ours are funnier.

 
Mad Mark 2008-10-05 08:40:28 PM  
Not safe for FARK?

Link (new window)

 
obladi6703 2008-10-05 08:54:01 PM  
Came in for the Trailer Park Boys reference and BAM, Fark delivered.

img233.imageshack.us

/best show ever

 
Premier Dan 2008-10-05 08:54:40 PM  
it'll all stop when obama wins. just peace and love.

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-10-05 09:00:24 PM  
JesterGirl: Redneck Rampage

We don't take no shiat from no suckers!

 
William Shakesbeer 2008-10-05 09:29:45 PM  
...notch up-kicking ensues?

 
Egon Spengler 2008-10-05 10:17:57 PM  
Bloody chavs... oops, wrong type of trailer park

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 10:24:26 PM  
Luthiel: The victim's name was Filiberto Mendez... now, perhaps I'm mistaken, but that doesn't really sound redneck-ish to me.

Honey, trailer park = trash. Trailer trash/redneck is no longer for whites only.

 
basilwhite 2008-10-05 10:46:11 PM  

 
The Power of Positive Drinking 2008-10-05 10:47:30 PM  
I like to add a touch of duct tape to my recipe.

 
Do_Not_Want 2008-10-05 10:51:18 PM  
Reminds me of this gem:
Link (new window)

 
Kenny B [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 11:07:33 PM  
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squeegee_boy [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 11:48:10 PM  
BAM... Chia!

 
eviljimbo 2008-10-06 12:01:12 PM  
sounds like an AA meeting (alcohol and ammo)

 
Fark This! 2008-10-06 12:21:36 PM  
Sounds like ... the Swedish Chef.
YouTooben (new window)

/bork bork bork

 
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