I love the "allegedly" born in Honolulu thing.

Gotta love any website that puts its own political bias up-front and then claims to be "trustworthy".

floor9: Gotta love any website that puts its own political bias up-front and then claims to be "trustworthy".

It's incredibly amusing, especially considering its *NOT* a parody.

Can't trust any site where if you search for Evolution it brings up a massive picture of Hitler... wtf is that shiat?

And just to cleanse the palate a little, here's the Encyclopaedia Dramatica page for Barack Hussein Obama: Link (new window)

If elected, Obama would be the first Affirmative Action President.

An Affirmative Action President is someone selected for that office based partly or entirely on the person's race or gender.

So Sarah Palin's nomination is........?

More compelling evidence that the far-right has the worst sense of humor ever. Torquemada was funnier, FFS.

Tr0mBoNe: And just to cleanse the palate a little, here's the Encyclopaedia Dramatica page for Barack Hussein Obama: Link (new window)

The most important issue in Barack Obama's election campaign has been the amount of melanin in his skin. Obama's skin is perhaps the second largest of his body's organs, and surrounds his endoskeleton.

lol

Sited source that said he's a muslim, source is U-tube, no video, just removed by user. Uh huh.

Is this a white power site or what?

DamnYankees: I love the "allegedly" born in Honolulu thing.

If he could produce a hospital birth certificate instead of a computer generated "Certificate of Live Birth (copy)" this would go away. You couldn't get a passport with that, so what did he use? If his school enrollment form filled in by his mother in Jakarta didn't state "Islam" as religion, that would go away, too.

Obama's skin is perhaps the second largest of his body's organs, and surrounds his endoskeleton.


I was shocked when Obama went on TV with his epidermis showing. That's no way to gain the trust of conservative voters who have strong moral and family values.

wyohome: DamnYankees: I love the "allegedly" born in Honolulu thing.

If he could produce a hospital birth certificate instead of a computer generated "Certificate of Live Birth (copy)" this would go away. You couldn't get a passport with that, so what did he use? If his school enrollment form filled in by his mother in Jakarta didn't state "Islam" as religion, that would go away, too.

If you stopped assuming the worst about ultimately inconsequential matters, they would "go away" too, just as they have for the vast majority of Americans.

It would be like making an issue of McCain having been born in Panama. You would like like an idiot.

i think people should start adding in more anti-obama stuff, but make it increasingly absurd.

"it is alleged that barack obama also likes having sex with white grandmothers, because they do not present a risk of pregnancy and he "don't need no baby mamas.'"

wyohome: If he could produce a hospital birth certificate instead of a computer generated "Certificate of Live Birth (copy)" this would go away. You couldn't get a passport with that, so what did he use? If his school enrollment form filled in by his mother in Jakarta didn't state "Islam" as religion, that would go away, too.



'twas in the paper too.

burndtdan: "it is alleged that barack obama also likes having sex with white grandmothers, because they do not present a risk of pregnancy and he "don't need no baby mamas.'"

In fact, he's been seen to go to nursing homes and say "Where all the old white women at?"

burndtdan: i think people should start adding in more anti-obama stuff, but make it increasingly absurd.

"it is alleged that barack obama also likes having sex with white grandmothers, because they do not present a risk of pregnancy and he "don't need no baby mamas.'"

But when do we start getting absurd?

wyohome: DamnYankees: I love the "allegedly" born in Honolulu thing.

If he could produce a hospital birth certificate instead of a computer generated "Certificate of Live Birth (copy)" this would go away. You couldn't get a passport with that, so what did he use? If his school enrollment form filled in by his mother in Jakarta didn't state "Islam" as religion, that would go away, too.

actually, factcheck.org has already gone and produced it.



but congratulations on being insane, i hope that works out for you.

wyohome: DamnYankees: I love the "allegedly" born in Honolulu thing.

If he could produce a hospital birth certificate instead of a computer generated "Certificate of Live Birth (copy)" this would go away. You couldn't get a passport with that, so what did he use? If his school enrollment form filled in by his mother in Jakarta didn't state "Islam" as religion, that would go away, too.

It has gone away. In fact, aside from a few anti-Obama wingnuts, it was never an issue.

They should throw in the fake cigarette picture for good measure.

burndtdan: actually, factcheck.org has already gone

That is not a Hospital Birth Certificate. Ask your mom to see yours, it doesn't look like that I am sure.

burndtdan: i think people should start adding in more anti-obama stuff, but make it increasingly absurd.

"it is alleged that barack obama also likes having sex with white grandmothers, because they do not present a risk of pregnancy and he "don't need no baby mamas.'"

"The recent comment by Obama that he was celebrating his 15th anniversary, quickly corrected by Michelle Obama as their 16th anniversary, is considered by some to be proof that the Obamas are not actually married.

This would coincide with the traditional role of black men as the spreaders of seed among multiple women without benefit of matrimony. The search for the biological mother of Obama's younger daughter continues..."

wyohome: burndtdan: actually, factcheck.org has already gone

That is not a Hospital Birth Certificate. Ask your mom to see yours, it doesn't look like that I am sure.

from the link i provided

The certificate has all the elements the State Department requires for proving citizenship to obtain a U.S. passport: "your full name, the full name of your parent(s), date and place of birth, sex, date the birth record was filed, and the seal or other certification of the official custodian of such records." The names, date and place of birth, and filing date are all evident on the scanned version, and you can see the seal above.

wyohome: That is not a Hospital Birth Certificate. Ask your mom to see yours, it doesn't look like that I am sure.

That is not a Hospital Birth Certificate. Ask your mom to see yours, it doesn't look like that I am sure.


were you abused by a clever person as a child and being a retard is your way of acting out?

burndtdan: The certificate has all the elements the State Department requires for proving citizenship to obtain a U.S. passport: "your full name, the full name of your parent(s), date and place of birth, sex, date the birth record was filed, and the seal or other certification of the official custodian of such records." The names, date and place of birth, and filing date are all evident on the scanned version, and you can see the seal above.

Heh, you really think a "conservative" is going to respect US law ? good luck with that.

wyohome: DamnYankees: I love the "allegedly" born in Honolulu thing.

If he could produce a hospital birth certificate instead of a computer generated "Certificate of Live Birth (copy)" this would go away. You couldn't get a passport with that, so what did he use? If his school enrollment form filled in by his mother in Jakarta didn't state "Islam" as religion, that would go away, too.

I am a raving imbecile who gets all his "news" from Rush Limbaugh and the O'Reilly Factor. I like to spread unsubstantiated rumours that have already been widely debunked and that the Republican party would be making vast amounts of hay of if there was any slight validity to to compensate for the fact that I have an incredibly small penis.

FTFY

oh, right, here's obama's real birth certificate, i almost forgot.

burndtdan: oh, right, here's obama's real birth certificate, i almost forgot.

See? Right there! Proof! He is MUSLIN AS ALL HELL.

Check out the ACLU entry for big laughs

burndtdan: oh, right, here's obama's real birth certificate, i almost forgot.

That's some pretty bad news right there... for Obama.

burndtdan: oh, right, here's obama's real birth certificate, i almost forgot.

I also tried to make "B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama" into an alt, but it's too long.

And that's sad.

OMGZ! What if he IS a Muslin!

That means he's a terrorist, right? Right?

This is even funnier than the SNL VP debate sketch.

Tigger: were you abused by a clever person as a child and being a retard is your way of acting out?

That's probably the third-funniest thing I've ever seen on Fark. Rock.

wyohome: That is not a Hospital Birth Certificate. Ask your mom to see yours, it doesn't look like that I am sure.

Just give it up.

You sound like a total idiot.

They have so many ridiculous articles on gay people I don't know where to start. It's obsessive. I'm torn between amusement and disgust. Also, their arguments are so weak you'd have to be seriously deluded or maybe completely devoid of critical thinking skills to accept these entries without noticing the many holes...

Homosexuality and choice (new window)

Homosexuality and murders (new window)

Gay marriage (new window)

Actually I'm just going to copy/paste bits from their "insightful" article on gay marriage...

Same-sex marriage is the term for a legal arrangement which mimics marriage, except that the partners are of the same gender: e.g., two men, or two women. Although the gay rights movement promotes the arrangement as a civil rights issue, conservatives believe the actual intention is to destroy the institution of marriage altogether.

James Dobson cites Stanley Kurtz to argue that the motivation of those advocating same-sex marriage is not to secure the benefits of marriage for gay couples, but to destroy the institution of marriage itself:

...most gays and lesbians do not want to marry each other. That would entangle them in all sorts of legal constraints. Who needs a lifetime commitment to one person? The intention here is to destroy marriage altogether. With marriage as we know it gone, everyone would enjoy all the legal benefits of marriage (custody rights, tax-free inheritance, joint ownership of property, health care and spousal citizenship, etc.,) without limiting the number of partners or their gender. Nor would "couples" be bound to each other in the eyes of the law. This is clearly where the movement is headed


Studies indicate that homosexual couples have higher rates of promiscuity than heterosexual couples. Allowing gays to marry would make gays seek more partners. In addition, studies report that homosexual couples have significantly higher incidences of violent behavior.[Citation Needed] These studies are not surprising given what pathologists have stated regarding the commonness and brutality of homosexual murders.

ExJerseyGirl: Just give it up.

You sound like a total idiot.

While that may be true, do a GIS for '1961 Birth Certificate'. There are no similar BCs to Obama's. I believe that he was born there, my comment was why can't he come up with a real one? The guy who printed that in 2007 for his campaign must have got that information from something, it is not a copy of an original.

I try to keep laughing at ignorance, but it's getting hard. There's so damn much of it that it just makes me sad.

patrick767: I try to keep laughing at ignorance, but it's getting hard. There's so damn much of it that it just makes me sad.

It's not ignorance. Like wyohome up there, I'm sure he knows that he's talking utter gobshiate. There is plenty of ignorance to go around but there's also plenty of willful disingenuousness.

In short: They're lying, they know they're lying, fark 'em.

wyohome: While that may be true, do a GIS for '1961 Birth Certificate'.

so the premise of your argument hinges on not getting a result from a google image search?

holy shiat, you really are retarded.

From the "Discussion" page: It's interesting that they finally give the, so-called authentic, birth certificate number in this supposedly unfaked photo. It is 151 1961 - 010641. The reason I bring this up, and I think the REAL reason this was masked, is because numerological analysis shows something very disturbing. If you add up the three sets of digits thus:

151 + 1961 + 010641 = 12753

and then add the individual digits of the result thus:

1 + 2 + 7 + 5 + 3 = 18

the final result, 18, is the product of three sixes (3 x 6 = 18). Three sixes, or 666, sort of speaks for itself. I just thought this was interesting.

Flab: From the "Discussion" page: It's interesting that they finally give the, so-called authentic, birth certificate number in this supposedly unfaked photo. It is 151 1961 - 010641. The reason I bring this up, and I think the REAL reason this was masked, is because numerological analysis shows something very disturbing. If you add up the three sets of digits thus:

151 + 1961 + 010641 = 12753

and then add the individual digits of the result thus:

1 + 2 + 7 + 5 + 3 = 18

the final result, 18, is the product of three sixes (3 x 6 = 18). Three sixes, or 666, sort of speaks for itself. I just thought this was interesting.

OMG - it all makes sense now! He's a sekrit Mooslim and the Xtian debul! Now we just have to find the plastic surgeon who removed his horns and tail and make him confess!

wyohome: While that may be true, do a GIS for '1961 Birth Certificate'. There are no similar BCs to Obama's. I believe that he was born there, my comment was why can't he come up with a real one? The guy who printed that in 2007 for his campaign must have got that information from something, it is not a copy of an original.

You are dumber than a rock.

A copy of his birth certificate was requested in 2007 while he was campaigning. He contacted the State of Hawaii and got the official document from them. It is a real birth certificate.

UNC_Samurai: If elected, Obama would be the first Affirmative Action President.

An Affirmative Action President is someone selected for that office based partly or entirely on the person's race or gender.

So Sarah Palin's nomination is........?

not a selection for president?

wyohome: The guy who printed that in 2007 for his campaign must have got that information from something, it is not a copy of an original.

It may come to you as a shock, but the govt of Hawaii uses these things called computers. The "original" is a bunch of ones and zeroes stored on a hard disk. You can request a certified copy of it here.

A Dark Evil Omen: It's not ignorance. Like wyohome up there, I'm sure he knows that he's talking utter gobshiate. There is plenty of ignorance to go around but there's also plenty of willful disingenuousness.

In short: They're lying, they know they're lying, fark 'em.

Bingo, keeping everyone off balance and talking about crap is just a desperate dodge.

Mordant: A Dark Evil Omen: It's not ignorance. Like wyohome up there, I'm sure he knows that he's talking utter gobshiate. There is plenty of ignorance to go around but there's also plenty of willful disingenuousness.

In short: They're lying, they know they're lying, fark 'em.

Bingo, keeping everyone off balance and talking about crap is just a desperate dodge.

So McCain supporters think their best strategy is to say stupid things about inconsequential "controversies?"

Huh?

ExJerseyGirl: Mordant: A Dark Evil Omen: It's not ignorance. Like wyohome up there, I'm sure he knows that he's talking utter gobshiate. There is plenty of ignorance to go around but there's also plenty of willful disingenuousness.

In short: They're lying, they know they're lying, fark 'em.

Bingo, keeping everyone off balance and talking about crap is just a desperate dodge.

So McCain supporters think their best strategy is to say stupid things about inconsequential "controversies?"

Huh?

Why not? It's worked before. Just throw a barrage of bullshiat; some of it will hit the front page, some of it won't. And all of the retractions will be buried on page C17.

And so here we sit, with Barack Obama a half-breed Muslin terrorist sympathizer who is going to raise taxes on the poor and middle class and probably wasn't even born in this country anyway.

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A satirical conception of the liberal brain.
A satirical conception of the liberal brain.

A liberal supports many of the following political positions and practices:

* A government with large spending on social programs, and high taxes to support such programs
* Taxpayer-funded and/or legalized abortion
* Income redistribution, usually through progressive taxation
* Government-rationed and taxpayer-funded medical care, such as Universal Health Care
* Taxpayer-funded public education
* The denial of inherent gender differences
* Wanting men and women to have the same access to jobs in the military
* Legalized same-sex marriage
* Implimentation of affirmative action
* Political correctness
* Censorship of teacher-lead prayer in classrooms and school sponsored events
* Support of labor unions
* Teaching "comprehensive" sex-ed programs instead of abstinence-only programs.[1]
* A "living Constitution" that is reinterpreted in a modern context, instead of how it was originally intended
* Support for gun control
* Government programs to rehabilitate criminals
* Abolition of death penalty
* Environmentalism[2]
* Disarmament treaties
* Globalism
* Opposition to an interventionalist American foreign policy [3]
* Support of obscenity and pornography as a First Amendment right[4]
* Opposition to full private property rights[5]
* Reinstating the Fairness Doctrine
* In 2005, it was reported by CBS News that liberals were the most likely supporters of the theory of evolution. Support for the theory of evolution which is a key component of atheistic ideologies in the Western World.
* Opposition to domestic wire-tapping as authorized in the Patriot Act
* Calling anyone they agree with a "professor" regardless of whether he earned that distinction based on a real peer review of his work (see, e.g., Richard Dawkins and Barack Obama).