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(AZCentral) Strange Police are investigating a violent, suburban gang formed on an up-scale high school campus called The Fluffy Bunny Crew   (azcentral.com) divider line 114
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RedSawyer90 [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 06:08:11 PM  
Sounds more like the Cute and Fuzzy Bunnies

 
haemaker [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 06:18:38 PM  

 
fedexrico 2008-10-05 06:27:20 PM  
but are they ultraviolent?

 
Phouchg92373 2008-10-05 06:28:30 PM  
heresabunnywithapancakeonitshead.com

/obligatory

 
The Grinch 2008-10-05 06:29:05 PM  
White kids just do more expensive drugs. This surprises people?

 
JoeCamelToe 2008-10-05 06:35:26 PM  
Fluffy Hot Stuntaz.

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 06:36:02 PM  

 
Lusiphur 2008-10-05 06:36:06 PM  
El oh El. White folk do the darndest things.

 
maxwahrhaftig 2008-10-05 06:37:07 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

Wanted for questioning.

 
wildcardjack 2008-10-05 06:37:20 PM  
As long as The Fluffy Bunny Crew doesn't run across the Dead Rabbits.

www.thefilmjournal.com

 
tuxq 2008-10-05 06:38:09 PM  
i65.photobucket.com

/Obligatory.

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-10-05 06:38:18 PM  
Phoenix is a messed up place all around. I think the desert heat and lack of water farks up people's brains or something.

 
TreoFanatic 2008-10-05 06:38:40 PM  
maxwahrhaftig: Wanted for questioning.

Why am I not able to get this reference?
I am confuzzled :

 
Malinki 2008-10-05 06:38:59 PM  
Bunnieeeeeees! Come out and plaaAAAAaaaaaaay!

 
nebjammer 2008-10-05 06:40:10 PM  
haemaker: Their cached My Space page.

it looks like the bunny got some big nutz

 
Cyborg77 2008-10-05 06:40:27 PM  
Look, that rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide! Its a killer!

 
Defleshed 2008-10-05 06:43:11 PM  
What this all sounds like to me is a bunch of delinquents perhaps loosely affiliated with one another who engage in minor criminal activity and spend the rest of the time sitting around making jokes about being in a "crew". Christ I'm 31, so t's been a while since I was a teenager but things ain't changed that much. Even I can see that while the idiots are certainly criminals, calling them a "street gang" lends a bit more credence to their activities than is probably strictly necessary.

 
Lord Howard Hurtz 2008-10-05 06:43:53 PM  
Was John Cusack unavailable for comment?

 
18DeadMonkeys Radio 2008-10-05 06:44:36 PM  
FTA: "Phoenix police say the Fluffy Bunny Crew is under investigation in a Phoenix homicide and other crimes in northeast Valley communities."

I cannot fathom a TV reporter being able to say this with a straight face.

 
lobotomy survivor 2008-10-05 06:44:44 PM  
i123.photobucket.com
WANTED FOR QUESTIONING


/hotlinked like a true gangsta

 
Thegreaser 2008-10-05 06:45:44 PM  
I kept scrolling up to make sure I wasn't reading an Onion article.... This is just goofy.

 
simpsonfan 2008-10-05 06:47:02 PM  
With a name like that, they must be sissies. Or so tough, nobody dares to tease them for their name.

 
Sir Charles 2008-10-05 06:47:10 PM  
In response to all the wanna be gang members me and my friends formed the 'Rainbow Sunshine Gang' in high school. And proceeded to beat the crap out of all the other wanna be gang members. It helped that most of us were on the football team.

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 06:47:19 PM  
img.metro.co.uk

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 06:47:45 PM  
i249.photobucket.com

Does NOT approve.

 
Ruby'sMamma 2008-10-05 06:49:01 PM  
Bacontastesgood: Phoenix is a messed up place all around. I think the desert heat and lack of water farks up people's brains or something.

I grew up there. (Camelback high)... Moved to Portland Oregon 13 yrs ago and havent looked back!
Wish my sister and niece would leave that hell hole!

 
Luthiel 2008-10-05 06:49:50 PM  
imagecache2.allposters.com

Fo' shizzle.

/or something like that

 
Wil_Mahfingahdo 2008-10-05 06:52:17 PM  
I've said this to a Hell's Angel in a bar and yes I did get assaulted, but I stick to my guns. Anyone in a gang beyond the age of 5 is both a loser and a pussy.

 
JoeCamelToe 2008-10-05 06:52:59 PM  
Do the Crips have a MySpace page?

 
The_Terminator 2008-10-05 06:53:52 PM  
www.headinjurytheater.com

 
Hypocritic_Oath 2008-10-05 06:54:03 PM  
Were they being led by "Fuzzy Dunlop"?

//Might be obscure.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 06:54:04 PM  
I wonder if their gang initiation involves shoving large quantities of marshmallows into their mouths and reciting the gang name over and over.

 
Grimholt 2008-10-05 06:54:45 PM  
209.132.69.82

Approves

 
Braindeath 2008-10-05 06:55:13 PM  
This is racist against my people!

 
The_OcO 2008-10-05 06:55:18 PM  
So drug dealers that serve primarily white middle income and up customers finally got together and formed a union. Been done before but they are usually smarter than the real street gangs about keeping a low profile. I saw stuff like this in Spanish Harlem as the gentrification started to come in. White students living where the rent is cheap getting together and buying bulk in their neighborhood and distributing to the lower Manhattan schools and wall street. While the black and latino gangs kill and rob each other for corners and projects, their low-key young preppy neighbors are making a killing by not looking like a scary person to buy drugs from.

 
Thegreaser 2008-10-05 06:55:29 PM  
JoeCamelToe: Do the Crips have a MySpace page?

Apparently..
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=180728 586

 
SomeAmerican 2008-10-05 06:56:38 PM  
i359.photobucket.com

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-10-05 06:56:46 PM  
media.monstersandcritics.com

 
Buster Hermano [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-05 06:58:27 PM  
Hey, those Scottsdale gangs are nothing to mess with! Why, once I saw them on the back nine of TPC having a turf war! My stars, it was tough! Only 14 clubs allowed in your bag (No gap wedge? SAVAGES!), and any ball three feet past the white markers was considered OB, and you had to take a stroke, even if you could play the lie! They were playing a dollar a hole, first to cup, first to tee, and let me tell you brothers and sister, it was BRUTAL. Those parents should be ashamed of those rapscallions, playing golf in khakis, and get this, I saw one of them drive the cart in at a 45 degree angle to direction of play! HOODLUMS!

 
Malinki 2008-10-05 06:59:12 PM  
www.arsgeek.com

Gonna bust a cap in your eye, yo.

 
prjindigo 2008-10-05 07:00:17 PM  
fluffy bunnies is a guild of griefers from EQ (no 2)

 
Death By Monkey 2008-10-05 07:00:25 PM  
Are these guys in it?

i35.tinypic.com

 
MyAnonBox 2008-10-05 07:02:22 PM  
www.watchingtheoffice.com

Beware of the fluffy fingers.

 
spelunking_defenestrator 2008-10-05 07:03:32 PM  
My (quiet, middle-class, Boston) neighborhood had the Fruits and Vegetables Gang a few years ago. They gave themselves intimidating names like "Banana" and "Celery", and beat up kids who made fun of them.

You can't make this stuff up, folks.

 
MyAnonBox 2008-10-05 07:04:51 PM  
TreoFanatic: am

From the Office. (US version)

Darryl: Well see, um, in a gang world, we use something called fluffy fingers.
Michael: What is that?
Darryl: That's when someone really gets in your face, you know you just, start ticklin' 'em.
Michael: Really?
Darryl: Yeah. And he starts tickling you. And pretty soon you laughing and hugging. Before you know it, you've forgotten the whole thing. Y'all just go to church together, and get an ice cream cone.
Michael: I would have never though that.. gangs would be tickling each other.
Darryl: Oh. It's effective.

 
smells_like_meat [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 07:05:57 PM  
buzzvert: I wonder if their gang initiation involves shoving large quantities of marshmallows into their mouths and reciting the gang name over and over.


Not marshmallows, Peepstm

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 07:06:41 PM  
i284.photobucket.com
i419.photobucket.com

 
Tacoby Bellisbury 2008-10-05 07:06:58 PM  
This is yellow journalism

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 07:08:24 PM  
www.halloweenexpress.com

 
swedishdest 2008-10-05 07:10:18 PM  
Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity.

dinkin' flicka

 
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