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(AP) Stupid McCain owns a condo in a "Communist country" that didn't keep him as a POW for five years. That wasn't clapping you heard from the audience, that was mass facepalming   (ap.google.com) divider line 71
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bloobeary 2008-10-05 02:59:27 PM  
So, how many homes is that now?

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-10-05 03:13:23 PM  
Joe McCain then apologized, but the remark drew laughter at the event, according to the report.

Have GOP audiences learned nothing from "Macaca"?

 
Coco LaFemme [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 04:47:22 PM  
Boy, watching McCain slowly lose his mind in front of the entire farking country has been monumental, worthwhile and frankly, entertaining.

Please sir, may I have some more?

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2008-10-05 04:49:17 PM  
So if VA doesn't want to be a "commie country" then they need to prove it by voting GOP?

 
alostpacket [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 04:49:50 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Have GOP audiences learned nothing from "Macaca"?

They're a bunch of whiners.

 
lolmadillo 2008-10-05 04:49:50 PM  
this line probably picked up as many votes in SWVA as it lost in NOVA

just split the state already and have NV and SV like we have NC and SC

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 04:50:02 PM  
It's not surprising that John McCain owns a condo in a communist country. After all, he did vote to cut off funding to the troops.

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2008-10-05 04:50:06 PM  
Cry on my cock, Republican voters. You are not worth the tax dollars it takes to keep you safe from the world.

 
luckykobold 2008-10-05 04:50:09 PM  
McCain's previous plane crashes were simply warmups for this epic flameout.


/and palin has swiped the emergency chute

 
djrez4 2008-10-05 04:50:30 PM  
Crown_of_Shoes: So if VA doesn't want to be a "commie country" then they need to prove it by voting GOP?

If you don't want to be a red, you have to be a red state?

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 04:51:12 PM  
Crown_of_Shoes: So if VA doesn't want to be a "commie country" then they need to prove it by voting GOP?

You betcha!

 
HighOnCraic 2008-10-05 04:51:13 PM  
In Northern Virginia, TV watches YOU.

 
Tenebreux 2008-10-05 04:51:32 PM  
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Cry on my cock, Republican voters. You are not worth the tax dollars it takes to keep you safe from the world.

Cry on my cock. I am stealing that.

 
trouzourt [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 04:51:53 PM  
Stupid Americans.. in North Virginia, Condo Owns you .

 
Nicholas Urfe 2008-10-05 04:52:50 PM  
Way to offend the bulk of the successful twenty and thirty-somethings in Virginia, moron. We weren't going to vote for your brother anyway.

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 04:52:56 PM  
Tenebreux: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Cry on my cock, Republican voters. You are not worth the tax dollars it takes to keep you safe from the world.

Cry on my cock. I am stealing that.


I like that the full quote refers to R voters, not all residents of red states. I'm tired of being blamed for the sins of my neighbors.

 
trouzourt [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 04:53:33 PM  
HighOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonCraic
i59.photobucket.com
beat me to it... by 40 seconds.. damn you ....

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 04:53:43 PM  
trouzourt: Stupid Americans.. in North Virginia, Condo association Owns you .

FTFY

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2008-10-05 04:54:33 PM  
djrez4: Crown_of_Shoes: So if VA doesn't want to be a "commie country" then they need to prove it by voting GOP?

If you don't want to be a red, you have to be a red state?


www.simpsoncrazy.com

www.simpsoncrazy.com

Can we finally have McCain's blinky-spitting moment?

 
trouzourt [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 04:55:32 PM  
atomic-age
trouzourt: Stupid Americans.. in North Virginia, Condo association Owns you .

FTFY


yeah im pretty pissed at my condo board as well (thats what we call them up here) then again, its not really a condo building.. its more like series of igloos that we put on top of each other with support beams made out of dead seals and polar bears...

 
Superjoe 2008-10-05 04:56:09 PM  
The Cold War is over you stupid Republicans. If you still need to jerk off to your pictures of Joe McCarthy, do it in private.

 
HighOnCraic 2008-10-05 04:56:12 PM  
trouzourt: HighOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonCraic

beat me to it... by 40 seconds.. damn you ....


In your face, comrade!

/Love the kitty pic.
//If I wanted people to stand behind my condo, I would never have left Soviet Union.

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 04:56:37 PM  
Macaca II - Commie Boogaloo

 
NYZooMan 2008-10-05 04:56:59 PM  
He owns a condo in Berkeley?

 
I hate Chevy 2008-10-05 04:57:34 PM  
Why has no one pointed out yet that this looks bad... for Obama?

 
alostpacket [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 04:58:12 PM  
These commentators agree:

img90.imageshack.us

 
Exodus2001 2008-10-05 04:58:28 PM  
Is Joe Six-pack a commie too? wink.

 
BitwiseShift 2008-10-05 04:59:49 PM  
The bailout bill McCain signed made The Red Flag the alternate national anthem.

 
darthbandon 2008-10-05 05:02:54 PM  
So in the US there are only two types of people; Rush types and commies???

 
noneyourbase 2008-10-05 05:04:29 PM  
seriously, NoVA, just up and join us in Maryland already. we're cooler (tm)

 
noneyourbase 2008-10-05 05:06:56 PM  
And by the way, I bet the folks in Takoma Park are laughing their a**es off at this right now.

 
Nurglitch 2008-10-05 05:11:05 PM  
Arlington National Cemetery just proves that it's better to be dead than red.

 
Musicology101 [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 05:13:53 PM  
McCain was a POW?


Wow, you'd think he'd mention it or something.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 05:14:36 PM  
both Joe and John have oddly inappropriate senses of humor. Those brothers sure are mavericky.

 
HighOnCraic 2008-10-05 05:15:00 PM  
Nurglitch: Arlington National Cemetery just proves that it's better to be dead than red.

John McCain doesn't care about dead people.

 
PUFTAS 2008-10-05 05:19:57 PM  
FTA: "This was Joe McCain's unsuccessful attempt at humor," said McCain campaign spokeswoman Gail Gitcho. "John McCain and Sarah Palin are committed to winning the support of voters in Northern Virginia and understand the region's importance to victory statewide."

Worst. Apology/Clarification. Evar.


"We realize Virginia's importance, and hope to win it in the election, which might not be possible without the northern part."

 
HighOnCraic 2008-10-05 05:20:00 PM  
In Southern Virginia you can always find a party. In Northern Virginia the party always finds you.

 
RandomExcess 2008-10-05 05:21:40 PM  
If you have been displaced by Ike (hurricane) and forgot to update your voter registration, you may be arrested for fraudulent voting.

For your own protection do not show up to vote Nov. 5 if you fall into this category (Voter Fraud Category 2). If you are willing to risk it, God Bless and Good luck on Nov. 5.

-Anonymous

 
darthbandon 2008-10-05 05:21:57 PM  
I have a question. Looking at polls for Mississippi it shows the state as pure red. But according to this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mississippi#Demographics

Blacks make up about 37% which would be majority with Obama, while the age issue usually goes with Obama (young whites). Why is Miss not more of a tossup????

 
Loucifer 2008-10-05 05:22:22 PM  
Virgina has a long record of commie pinkos. Remember Genelel Ree, Commander of the People's Army of Northern Virginia?

 
PUFTAS 2008-10-05 05:26:30 PM  
RandomExcess: If you have been displaced by Ike (hurricane) and forgot to update your voter registration, you may be arrested for fraudulent voting.

For your own protection do not show up to vote Nov. 5 if you fall into this category (Voter Fraud Category 2). If you are willing to risk it, God Bless and Good luck on Nov. 5.

-Anonymous


Wow, that was like a feint within a feint! Hardcore.

 
Alphax 2008-10-05 05:29:06 PM  
I didn't know McCain had a brother.

 
darthbandon 2008-10-05 05:30:13 PM  
Alphax: I didn't know McCain had a brother.

I thought Karl Rove as McCain's brother

 
HighOnCraic 2008-10-05 05:34:56 PM  
Alphax: I didn't know McCain had a brother.

I thought McCain slew his brother when God rejected his sacrifice but accepted McAbel's.

 
DeltaXi65 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-05 05:40:23 PM  
Funny - I've been calling Alexandria the "People's Republic of Alexandria" the entire time I lived there. I didn't realize it was so controversial.

 
Fox_MacGyver 2008-10-05 05:46:44 PM  
Wait, no one told me I'm now a commie. Sweet! Can't wait to tell my folks!

 
DontTouchMyPeanuts 2008-10-05 05:56:30 PM  
They can call us commies all they want, we still ain't making the statecommonwealth red!

/smitty
//governor, two senators, and a whole slate of electors, all blue
///running-dog condo assns can EABOD and DIAF

 
FormlessOne 2008-10-05 05:58:38 PM  
Coco LaFemme: Boy, watching McCain slowly lose his mind in front of the entire farking country has been monumental, worthwhile and frankly, entertaining.

He lost it some time ago. It's just that, now, there's a much harsher light shining on this chucklehead.

 
Goodfella 2008-10-05 06:08:11 PM  
Well this is bound to help convince Virginians to vote for McCain.

I know if someone's brother called me a communist, I'd want to vote for them for president.

 
KiwDaWabbit 2008-10-05 06:10:06 PM  
Obama could call Iowa a state full of inbred honkeys and I'd still vote for him because deep down, I know he meant Nebraska.

 
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