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(AP) Asinine Taliban furious over US missile strike because they expected rainbows and unicorns after that whole WTC business   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 333
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Dread Pirate Slasher 2008-10-05 04:45:29 PM  
Sounds like we hit what we were aiming at.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 04:59:36 PM  
Dread Pirate Slasher: Sounds like we hit what we were aiming at.

Third country's a charm.

 
Crocodile 2008-10-05 04:59:42 PM  
There is no (non-Chinese) border that will stop us.

 
Tacoby Bellisbury 2008-10-05 04:59:43 PM  
In before the defeatists...

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LisaLisaLisa 2008-10-05 05:00:13 PM  
This should end well.

 
panzerfaustbob 2008-10-05 05:00:45 PM  
Bush's fault?

 
HMS_Blinkin 2008-10-05 05:01:36 PM  
Funny, I was just looking at this story on Yahoo news and thought the same thing as submitter's headline. WTF? THEY'RE furious?!?!?!?! We're at war. We fired on their military command and control installations, which is a perfectly acceptable act of war. If they can dish it out, they should learn to take it.

/sheesh

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-10-05 05:02:07 PM  
These Taliban guys take no joy in their work. It's really sad.

 
culebra 2008-10-05 05:02:13 PM  
This is bad news...for Obama.

 
Great Janitor 2008-10-05 05:06:04 PM  
In before some truther comments on how dumb the submitter is because the Taliban had nothing to do with Bush destroying the WTC buildings.

 
bcroz 2008-10-05 05:06:10 PM  
You know who else was fuhrerous when we bombed them?

 
Skyrmion 2008-10-05 05:06:33 PM  
And Barak Obama wants to give us four more years of the same.

 
Pvt. Party 2008-10-05 05:06:59 PM  
Can we send them Toby Keith?

 
andrew131 [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 05:07:13 PM  
bcroz: You know who else was fuhrerous when we bombed them?

Pearl Harbor.

 
Sum Dum Gai 2008-10-05 05:07:43 PM  
They can always hope for a McCain victory. He'll follow them to the gates of hell, unless the gates of hell are in Pakistan.

♫I would go anywhere for them... but I won't go there.
No I won't go there.♫

 
defects 2008-10-05 05:07:57 PM  
culebra: This is bad news...for Obsama.

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-05 05:08:29 PM  
Crocodile: There is no (non-Chinese) border that will stop us.

Except Taiwan province, amirite?

 
Cog [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 05:09:28 PM  
Great Janitor: In before some truther comments on how dumb the submitter is because the Taliban had nothing to do with Bush destroying the WTC buildings.

All truther comments are invalid as they are either colossally stupid or completely insane.

 
Thunderpipes 2008-10-05 05:09:46 PM  
"Osama" never found, some new guy named "Obama" running for president. Coincidence? I think not.

 
Dread Pirate Slasher 2008-10-05 05:10:04 PM  
FTA: "Taliban and top Pakistani government spokesmen either could not be reached, did not return calls or declined to comment on the strike."

The Taliban is listed in the phone book?

 
OZZ 2008-10-05 05:10:13 PM  
I can't wait until America kills all the terrorists and there aren't anymore.

 
EvilAvatar 2008-10-05 05:10:22 PM  
uh, so did we just violate a sovereign nations borders against their will? Isn't that an act of war against a country that has the bomb?

seriously?

 
flexflint 2008-10-05 05:10:46 PM  
Dread Pirate Slasher: Sounds like we hit what we were aiming at.

Brains with a mind of their own.

 
hartfrog 2008-10-05 05:10:55 PM  
Were they happy and chill prior to this?

 
Ms.Maus 2008-10-05 05:12:26 PM  
EvilAvatar: uh, so did we just violate a sovereign nations borders against their will? Isn't that an act of war against a country that has the bomb?

seriously?


Well we didn't 'say it out loud' so according to SOME PEOPLE it should be okay. lol

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-05 05:12:42 PM  
EvilAvatar: uh, so did we just violate a sovereign nations borders against their will? Isn't that an act of war against a country that has the bomb?

seriously?


The Pakistani government would be fine with the UAV missile strikes into uncontrolled areas if it could be kept more quiet.

 
animalmagnet 2008-10-05 05:12:42 PM  
Did we get their #2 man?

 
Joce678 2008-10-05 05:14:10 PM  
A couple more like that and there won't be any terrorists left!

 
beoswulf 2008-10-05 05:14:20 PM  
HMS_Blinkin: Funny, I was just looking at this story on Yahoo news and thought the same thing as submitter's headline. WTF? THEY'RE furious?!?!?!?! We're at war. We fired on their military command and control installations, which is a perfectly acceptable act of war. If they can dish it out, they should learn to take it.

/sheesh


I hear Steve Fossett organized a vigilante operation that involves crashing planes into taliban mountain caves.

 
Theological Farker 2008-10-05 05:14:30 PM  
animalmagnet: Did we get their #2 man?

Probably not, but we might have made their man do #2.

 
epoc_tnac 2008-10-05 05:14:36 PM  
Wow, the US finally managed to kill some terrorists rather than the wedding parties they usually massacre.

Congratulations.

Judging by the no fly list that the TSA has, and the hit rate of the US air force, you'll only have to kill 20 million people or so to eliminate all the terrorists! Then of course, you'll have to kill all their close friends and family, who will probably be angry enough to become terrorists themselves. So in total, you'll only have to kill 100 million people, and then New York will be free again! To crumble under the weight of it's own corruption and crappy loans.

Victory!

 
panzerfaustbob 2008-10-05 05:15:18 PM  
EvilAvatar: uh, so did we just violate a sovereign nations borders against their will? Isn't that an act of war against a country that has the bomb?

seriously?


Hosting a terrorist group that attacked us is also a defacto act of war, so stop acting like a simpering man-biatch.

 
jobskee 2008-10-05 05:15:37 PM  
Sucks to be Taliban.

 
TheRedMonkey 2008-10-05 05:15:49 PM  
EvilAvatar: uh, so did we just violate a sovereign nations borders against their will? Isn't that an act of war against a country that has the bomb?

seriously?


They have no delivery system capable of getting us. They could boat it in I suppose but we have dolphins with lasers that will blast em.

 
Pus Gut 2008-10-05 05:16:49 PM  
I'll just sneak in to Pakistan and jam my thumb up their butts. That'll really piss 'em off.
rolandog.com

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 05:16:58 PM  
Taliban isn't who atacked us dumbass.

//that said, send more bombs

 
Death by Misadventure 2008-10-05 05:17:01 PM  
G-d I hate that country and most of that region.

/hate Arabs
/hate Bush
/hate Republicans
/hate sissy liberals
/hate pretty much everybody

 
video man 2008-10-05 05:18:17 PM  
Thunderpipes: "Osama" never found, some new guy named "Obama" running for president. Coincidence? I think not.

You're kidding right? I mean, party relations behind, you can't be that stupid?

 
pxlboy [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 05:18:21 PM  
OZZ: I can't wait until America kills all the terrorists and there aren't anymore.

7/10

 
Mr.Hawk 2008-10-05 05:18:40 PM  
bcroz: You know who else was fuhrerous when we bombed them?

That is just plain ole funny

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 05:19:10 PM  
Great Janitor: In before some truther comments on how dumb the submitter is because the Taliban had nothing to do with Bush destroying the WTC buildings.

fark, the new /b/

 
archichris [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 05:19:25 PM  
I think we got OSAMA with that airstrike.....or OBAMA, whichever one is the crazy anti-american guy who wants to take away our freedoms.....

 
netcentric 2008-10-05 05:20:01 PM  
when it comes to wars...it's better to fight away games.


/we scored

 
archichris [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 05:20:23 PM  
pxlboy: OZZ: I can't wait until America kills all the terrorists and there aren't anymore.

7/10


The joke here is that we do indeed possess the power to destroy every terrorist in the world, but we are restrained by our own ethics, humanity, and respect for life.

 
Yakk 2008-10-05 05:20:49 PM  
So now it was the Taliban that attacked us?

Holy freaking facepalm.

 
milk_plus 2008-10-05 05:21:44 PM  
We should have dropped some dildos on them too. Fundie types hate dildos.

 
ilambiquated 2008-10-05 05:22:56 PM  
HMS_Blinkin: We're at war.

No we are not.

 
epoc_tnac 2008-10-05 05:23:01 PM  
TheRedMonkey: EvilAvatar: uh, so did we just violate a sovereign nations borders against their will? Isn't that an act of war against a country that has the bomb?

seriously?

They have no delivery system capable of getting us. They could boat it in I suppose but we have dolphins with lasers that will blast em.


"Hello, generic shipping country that ships millions of containers per day? I'd like to send a shipment of fake furbies to New York. Why no, of course there are no nuclear bombs in my container. Thank you, come again."

BOOM.

How many shipping containers enter the US each day? And how many are inspected? Don't worry, I am sure your friends the Saudi Arabians, where most of the 9/11 hijackers came from, will look after the nine ports in the US which they are running the security for.

 
beoswulf 2008-10-05 05:23:22 PM  
archichris: The joke here is that we do indeed possess the power to destroy every terrorist in the world, but we are restrained by our own ethics, humanity, and respect for life

Too bad Islam has no such similar constraints or at the least respect ours and not take advantage of them.

 
Amusement 2008-10-05 05:23:36 PM  
i55.photobucket.com

 
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