Just noticed all the links are Swedish Chef speak as well. My brain hurts.

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Børk.

A Møøse ønce bit my sister.

^^^^
icelandic you toot

foockeeng stoopeed

-1 soobmeetter

the piece of shiat just put in another language. thanks for the headache, asshole

Oh hot! Wikipedia links are Greenlightable now? Bend over, TFers, here it comes!

(Mods might wanna clean up the link -- Tiffman.com is farked)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Chef

/can't believe I'm first with this

TFA is ready made for fark: links to the Wesley Crusher wiki with "alt.ensign-wesley.die.die.die"

Zee site eez-a børked. Børk børk børk

What a coincidence, I was just looking at that a few minutes ago!


/not subby

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This. I was wondering if it was a new and improved version but..

bork bork bork

bork bork bork bork bork!

/slow moving thread

The Swedish Chef doesn't say "børk". For starters, ø isn't a letter in the Swedish alphabet -- they have the 26 English letters, plus å, ö, and ä. Ø is Danish and Norwegian.

Second, "börk" (which uses the Swedish equivalent of ø) would be pronounced "berk".

It would just be written "bork" in Swedish. Basically:

The Swedish "o" sounds like the English "oo".
The Swedish "å" sounds like the English long "o".
The Swedish "ö" doesn't have a direct homophone, but somewhat like "uh" or "eh"
And the Swedish "ä" is like the "a" in "hat" or "cat".

nebjammer: the piece of shiat just put in another language. thanks for the headache, asshole

It must not take much to knock your puzzler off-kilter.

who the hell is subby?
Bork is funny

hnlzero: ^^^^
icelandic you toot

Bjork Bjork Bjork!

hnlzero: ^^^^
icelandic you toot

True, but "teh funny" is that her name is Björk.

// and the Chef is apt to say "Bork, Bork, Bork"

If you can't laugh at the Swedish Chef you just suck.

Love the Bjork Bjork Bjork strangeguitar!

Saxaholic: What a coincidence, I was just looking at that a few minutes ago!


/not subby

Yez, zat eez-a craayzeee cooeenziddenze.

Bork Bork Bork!

Robot Chicken. Spork, spork!

Sum Dum Gai: The Swedish Chef doesn't say "børk". For starters, ø isn't a letter in the Swedish alphabet -- they have the 26 English letters, plus å, ö, and ä. Ø is Danish and Norwegian.

Second, "börk" (which uses the Swedish equivalent of ø) would be pronounced "berk".

It would just be written "bork" in Swedish. Basically:

The Swedish "o" sounds like the English "oo".
The Swedish "å" sounds like the English long "o".
The Swedish "ö" doesn't have a direct homophone, but somewhat like "uh" or "eh"
And the Swedish "ä" is like the "a" in "hat" or "cat".

You sound like a lot of fun. Got a sister?

Bjork, said aloud, should sound like "Byerk".

Don't remember which one, but she clarified that in an interview.

/just sayin'

Thet leenk is ferked elreedy. Bork bork bork! Yuoo'd theenk veekipedia cuoold du better thun thet. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Old and busted: "Talk like a Pirate" day
Hot: "Talk like the Swedish Chef" day

i just realized how many muppets have a repetitive non-sound



om nom nom nom



mii mii mii mii



yip yip yip

and of course bork bork bork

Buster Hermano: You sound like a lot of fun. Got a sister?

Sorry, no. Had one briefly, but that was a very long time ago.

Here is the unfarked un...farked link (new window)

FourOhFour: Robot Chicken. Spork, spork!

This

Zork

Phone_Answering_Monkey: Oh hot! Wikipedia links are Greenlightable now? Bend over, TFers, here it comes!

Welcome to Fark.com...the new /b/

I leeke-a thees erteecle-a. It pueents oooot zee relefunce-a ooff vhet pusseebly is my cuoontry poos beeggest heru und a mun thet's soorely un inspureshun tu us ell. Sheene-a oon yuoo creezy deeemund! Bork Bork Bork!

Old and busted: Swedish Chef
New hotness: Swedish Rap

Der film is okey-dokey!!

/that's what I remember...

This would have been better if it linked to an actual Wikipedia page. Which it doesn't, though the icon implies it does.

FAIL for the submitter.
And double-FAIL for the mod that approved it.

FourOhFour: Robot Chicken. Spork, spork!

Smock smock smock smock smock smock!

Sum Dum Gai: Old and busted: Swedish Chef
New hotness: Swedish Rap

But see...That makes the language sound good.

cretinbob: Thet leenk is ferked elreedy. Bork bork bork! Yuoo'd theenk veekipedia cuoold du better thun thet. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Would you say the link is...................borked?

/Would

cretinbob: But see...That makes the language sound good.

Swedish sounds good as it is.

Now, the Danish language... that's another story.

In high school, I was friends with a Swedish exchange student. He said that he found the swedish chef to be hysterically funny because sprinkled amongst all of the gibberish and nonsense were some actual swedish words. Of course, they were totally out of any context whatsoever.

That's nothing, Facebook has a language setting for pirates.

As a kid I always thought the Swedish chef had been driven mad by his arcane culinary ambitions. What does one cook in a theater filled with talking livestock, and living mythological creatures? Sanity would not be on the menu.

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Fark
Link (new window)

Ooo. I see now. Farked server is now unfarked.

Another dialect generator! Yay!

IrieTom: He said that he found the swedish chef to be hysterically funny because sprinkled amongst all of the gibberish and nonsense were some actual swedish words.

This. And also, he speaks kind of like we do when we're lampooning Norwegian, which really makes him funny as hell.

For the cultured, here's Habanera, Swedish Chef style