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(ABC News) Unlikely All you need to do is give Kim Jong Il a red-and-white striped shirt and a knit cap and you'd have a great new game on your hands   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 36
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kona [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 10:13:30 AM  
How is his golf game holding up?

 
Pope Joan 2008-10-05 10:38:29 AM  
Judging from these photos he could have been dead for 5 years and they just occasionally prop him up at an undisclosed location.

 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad 2008-10-05 12:59:56 PM  
Sometimes I think it's easier to find diversity in an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog

 
Calvin Coolidge 2008-10-05 01:00:48 PM  
GIS for "Weekend at Kim Jong Il's":

www.ghostshoppers.co.za

/sorry

 
TheOriginalEd 2008-10-05 01:04:38 PM  
I miss waldo.. can they bring those books back?

 
PerfectStorm 2008-10-05 01:04:44 PM  
He be Il'n.

/got nutin'

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 01:07:08 PM  
Supporting Sunderland or working at Friday's?

footballkitsblog.combp3.blogger.com

 
somedude210 [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 01:09:20 PM  
best thing of leary's comedy was the mastercard commercial done after the sox won the series in 04

Link (new window)

 
somedude210 [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 01:12:58 PM  
bravo subby.

+1

\still laughing
\\dont know how last comment got up there, that was from like 3 weeks ago
\\\slashies!

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 01:14:48 PM  
The thing of it is is that we have this report he watched a soccer game -- but we're not told when it was, where it was, or if he attended in person.

So the TV could have just been turned on in the room where he's lying in a vegetative state.

 
seveword 2008-10-05 01:20:33 PM  
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Ah, shoot. Just missed him.

/I've always wanted to dress up like Waldo, just to confuse the hell out of people, and possibly make someone's day.

 
lefande 2008-10-05 01:25:06 PM  
I like the headline on the sidebar:

Taliban Said to Be Furious Over US Strike

Well, like DUH. We aren't trying to make friends with them.

Unless B. Hussein Obama gets elected, our policy is to kill them.

 
Superjew 2008-10-05 01:37:18 PM  
This idea would work equally well with Dick Cheney. Seriously, anybody seen him in a couple months?

 
Oznog 2008-10-05 01:43:05 PM  
www.anniemayhem.com

He and Zombie Castro should hang out sometime.

 
blueviking 2008-10-05 01:46:47 PM  
Oznog: He and Zombie Castro should hang out sometime.

Guan-Guanta-Guantanamera.....

 
phrawgh 2008-10-05 01:48:55 PM  
Kurious Kim?

 
medic2731 [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 01:54:08 PM  
How many times is this gonna get posted. For fark's sake, it is even the same article, but from a different source.

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-05 01:58:13 PM  
For some laughs, go to the North Korean mouthpiece at http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm (ironically hosted in Japan).

"He also underlined the need for the Koreans of all strata in the north and the south and overseas to strongly reject the servile sycophantic and treacherous acts of the south Korean conservative ruling forces and their confrontational moves against the nation and reunification and decisively frustrate all sorts of interference and arbitrary practices of foreign forces." [oct 4]

 
isabps 2008-10-05 01:58:28 PM  
Dont wory, I am sure he is filming his WOW commercial as we speak. Something about brandishing the sword of a thousand Lies.

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-05 02:17:12 PM  
As long as the stripes go in a circle, sure, why not.

img111.imageshack.us

 
dave2198 2008-10-05 02:34:59 PM  
lefande: I like the headline on the sidebar:

Taliban Said to Be Furious Over US Strike

Well, like DUH. We aren't trying to make friends with them.

Unless B. Hussein Obama gets elected, our policy is to kill them.


You either can't read, or don't listen well. I am not sure which...

 
lefande 2008-10-05 03:19:30 PM  
I'm listening and reading very carefully.

Right now, I'm reading all about William Ayers, Mohammad Taha, Jeremiah Wright, Mark Ndesandjo and Rashid Khalidi, all members of Obama's new cabinet.

Maybe you should be reading up on them too.

 
PerilousApricot 2008-10-05 03:23:48 PM  
lefande: I'm listening and reading very carefully.

Right now, I'm reading all about William Ayers, Mohammad Taha, Jeremiah Wright, Mark Ndesandjo and Rashid Khalidi, all members of Obama's new cabinet.

Maybe you should be reading up on them too.


Nice troll. I give it 8/10 because it was convincing you could be right and would get people to wikipedia those names.

 
lefande 2008-10-05 03:26:03 PM  
Allah forbid they do that.

 
Kim Jong-il 2008-10-05 03:28:41 PM  
I think a knit cap would be nice...winter is coming, and it gets damn cold here in Pyongyang.

 
Farkin'round 2008-10-05 03:57:11 PM  
mashdownbabylon.typepad.com

 
llDuffManll 2008-10-05 04:02:15 PM  
This undated picture, released from Korean Central News Agency on August 12, 2008

a.abcnews.com

Does this look 'shopped to anyone else?

 
andrethered1 2008-10-05 04:12:35 PM  
Updating a previous report...Kim scored 12 goal by himslf during the match.

 
ZoeNekros 2008-10-05 04:19:19 PM  
kona: How is his golf game holding up?

Heh, that was my first thought as well. It's so funny that he works so hard to taught himself up as a god, when it is obvious he is as physically frail and flawed as everyone else (and intellectually, even more so).

 
Obscured by Clouds 2008-10-05 04:36:41 PM  
llDuffManll: This undated picture, released from Korean Central News Agency on August 12, 2008



Does this look 'shopped to anyone else?

I can tell by the pixels.

 
This text is now purple 2008-10-05 05:03:51 PM  
llDuffManll: This undated picture, released from Korean Central News Agency on August 12, 2008



Does this look 'shopped to anyone else?


It's a woman, baby!

 
theorellior 2008-10-05 06:13:00 PM  
llDuffManll: Does this look 'shopped to anyone else?

Lemme see... I've seen quite a few shops in my time.

 
you smell something 2008-10-05 08:15:31 PM  
LEFONDE

are you some kind of fruit fly? none of those guys are on obama's list of employees. they are included in some of the tired old hockey mom's gossip page that is a year and a half old.....what a loser....try again..

 
jerky on the veldt 2008-10-05 10:44:39 PM  
If they don't provoke war with somebody quick, they'll never be able to make a martyr out of him!

 
cedarpark 2008-10-05 11:18:40 PM  
llDuffManll: Does this look 'shopped to anyone else?

I can tell from some of the..... oh... fark it.

 
Dull Cow Eyes 2008-10-05 11:28:13 PM  
llDuffManll: Does this look 'shopped to anyone else?

Photoshop is the secret to immortality.

 
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