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(Philly) Asinine Need your candidate to win the election (part II)? Hang fliers in economically disadvantaged neighborhoods saying that unpaid parking ticket offenders and other scoflaws will be arrested at the polls   (philly.com) divider line 125
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sheikmagnet 2008-10-05 08:39:20 AM  
I called it.

I knew they'd pull this bullshiat again.

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 08:49:30 AM  
And the Rove election playbook is alive and well.

Next up: fliers in everybody's mailboxes urging them to get out and vote on November 5th.

 
floor9 [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 09:18:35 AM  
Well, when your campaign is desperate, losing badly, and completely lacking any message other than following the other campaign around and saying "yeah, what he said!", then I guess you have to stoop to tricks like this. I have to say that I'm not really *surprised* at this, only disturbed.

Sad thing is, most of the neocons will somehow justify this to themselves by thinking "it's okay, because liberal media".

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 09:26:09 AM  
This has been a staple of Republican campaign strategy for decades.

 
sheikmagnet 2008-10-05 09:26:36 AM  
It's gotta be said though, this headline needs to be shot..

 
ducTape 2008-10-05 09:32:33 AM  
[Ironic] Republicans don't want criminals to vote.

 
honeymaid8 2008-10-05 09:37:51 AM  
Oh hell. It's ON!

 
justafarkingchef 2008-10-05 09:43:23 AM  
standard operating procedures for spineless republican farks.

 
ExJerseyGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 09:49:28 AM  
Despicable.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 10:03:24 AM  
"Cause those coloreds, by gum they don't pay their tickets, don'cha know."

They're wasting their time. Black people don't vote anyway.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 10:11:15 AM  
Need your candidate to win the election (part II)? Hang fliers is economically disadvantaged neighborhoods saying that unpaid parking ticket offenders and other scoflaws will be arrested at the polls

-1

 
Born2late [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 10:13:18 AM  
www.popamericana.com

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 10:18:49 AM  
Mondesire said that he didn't know who was circulating the fliers, but added, "I do know one thing for sure: They're not Democrats."

Pardon me for being skeptical (also, it isn't even my country), but some white guy going around the neighbourhood putting these up isn't the least suspicious? And if others were hired to do it from the 'hood, that can certainly be traced, right? It would be amusing to find out the source of the flyer for certain.

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 10:21:56 AM  
they pulled this bullshiat in baltimore last time: "make sure your rent is paid or you can't vote!"farking sleazy subhuman scumbags.

 
some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac 2008-10-05 10:35:37 AM  
Dear Republican Scumbags,

Way. Too. Early.

This kind of thing only works well when you wait until it's too late to properly inform the community that your fliers are a bullshiat fraud. Now the city and the Obama campaign have a whole month to talk about what sleazy farkwads you are, and mobilize even more of the African American base against you.

You idiots can't even run an election scam right. You're so scared of Obama, you're like a 13-year-old virgin shooting your load before the girl's panties are even off. Pathetic.

 
m0llusk [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 10:38:29 AM  
Once again Philly sets the standard for hardcore.

 
Surly_Duff [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 10:52:58 AM  
The other rumor going around Philly was that if you were going through foreclosure, you weren't allowed to vote. It got to the point that it was addressed on NPR how bogus that was.

Problem - the folks who are likely to believe that kind of thing probably aren't listening to NPR.

 
Sir Roderick Glossop 2008-10-05 11:04:40 AM  
The joke's on the arseholes who tried to perpetrate this: Philadelphians don't read anything.

 
jerry2a 2008-10-05 11:10:45 AM  
Scumbags. I want to see them cry on election night - and not tears of joy.

 
BooBoo23 [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 11:13:53 AM  
Again?

I guess when you've got a tactic that works, there's no need to innovate..

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 11:15:45 AM  
Another advantage of Oregon's universal vote by mail.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 11:35:12 AM  
img204.imageshack.us

Oh Anonymous... when will people learn to stop listening to those too scared to stand up.

 
lilbjorn 2008-10-05 11:38:37 AM  
Need your candidate to win the election (part II)? Hang fliers in economically disadvantaged neighborhoods saying that unpaid parking ticket offenders and other scoflaws will be arrested at the polls

Why do Republicans hate democracy?

 
Tsunami Ditka 2008-10-05 11:39:34 AM  
Stay classy, you Republican farktards. Must suck to have to resort to these tactics at the farking beginning of October, because you know your candidates are giant failures on the issues. Pieces of shiat.

 
FlyPanAm [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 11:40:29 AM  
lilbjorn: Need your candidate to win the election (part II)? Hang fliers in economically disadvantaged neighborhoods saying that unpaid parking ticket offenders and other scoflaws will be arrested at the polls

Why do Republicans hate democracy?


This.

 
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse 2008-10-05 11:41:46 AM  
I don't understand - I thought the Dems had the cream-of-the-crop for supporters, so why is this an issue?

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 11:42:05 AM  
lilbjorn: Why do Republicans hate democracy?

Democracy has a well-known liberal bias.

 
Dafatone 2008-10-05 11:42:52 AM  
I have a solution to this sort of thing. It's a little Cat's Cradle, but bear with me.

Free, fair elections are the basis of our government, and the most important part of our democracy (okay, republic, whatever.)

Therefore, election tampering is treason. Any intentional (I know, that's tricky) election tampering is punishable by the death penalty, or life in prison if you don't want to go that far.

I'm not very pro death penalty, but I do think that election tampering needs to be seen as a HUGE crime.

 
suebhoney 2008-10-05 11:43:11 AM  
This was on our local news last week (Philly burbs here) and the people who are in the neighborhoods in which these fliers were distributed were saying things like "No one here believes this stuff, especially after 2004, it won't prevent us from voting."

 
DeltaXi65 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-05 11:44:08 AM  
This kind of thing is never a legitimate, campaign backed behavior. It happens every election, regardless of who is in charge, who is running, who is ahead in the polls, etc. Republicans scream voter fraud, Democrats scream voter suppression, and nothing ever changes.

 
suebhoney 2008-10-05 11:44:55 AM  
And keep in mind the term coined for doing such things.....ratf*cking.

Nice to see Nixon tactics are still alive and well in the Republican party.

 
DFWPhotoGuy 2008-10-05 11:45:08 AM  
Oh that silly Anon...what will you think of next.

4Chan party van on its way to Philly no doubt.

/stay aways from my email address
//only use it for political emails and silly forwards
///not gassing up next week to damn the man

 
Ozarkhawk 2008-10-05 11:49:05 AM  
It happens during every election. The effectivness is usually negligable.

 
jso2897 2008-10-05 11:50:17 AM  
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: I don't understand - I thought the Dems had the cream-of-the-crop for supporters, so why is this an issue?

The right to vote in this country isn't limited to whoever you imagine to be the "cream of the crop".
Are you seriously saying that these sorts of tactics pass ethical muster?

 
NightOwl2255 2008-10-05 11:51:49 AM  
They were spread by the Mayor. Know how many unpaid parking tickets just got paid?

 
KeatingFive 2008-10-05 11:53:05 AM  
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: I don't understand - I thought the Dems had the cream-of-the-crop for supporters, so why is this an issue?

I thought the Republicans were winning, why would they need to stoop to illegal and unethical tactics?

 
Beck Bristow 2008-10-05 11:55:02 AM  
You know who else was a Maverick??

img381.imageshack.us

 
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse 2008-10-05 11:55:26 AM  
jso2897: 4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: I don't understand - I thought the Dems had the cream-of-the-crop for supporters, so why is this an issue?

The right to vote in this country isn't limited to whoever you imagine to be the "cream of the crop".
Are you seriously saying that these sorts of tactics pass ethical muster?


Ethics? In politics?

I have no opinion on that - but I've been assured that all liberals are upstanding members of the community, as well as Mensa-level geniuses, so why would this be an issue?

(I personally think everyone should be allowed to vote, including ex-cons).

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 11:56:16 AM  
This thread is going to be full or lulz. Absolutely drunk with win!

 
FarkOf40000Years 2008-10-05 11:57:02 AM  
South Philadelphia... that's in Pennsylvania, right?

I wasn't aware that Pennsylvania was in play this election.

 
KeatingFive 2008-10-05 11:57:56 AM  
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: jso2897: 4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: I don't understand - I thought the Dems had the cream-of-the-crop for supporters, so why is this an issue?

The right to vote in this country isn't limited to whoever you imagine to be the "cream of the crop".
Are you seriously saying that these sorts of tactics pass ethical muster?

Ethics? In politics?

I have no opinion on that - but I've been assured that all liberals are upstanding members of the community, as well as Mensa-level geniuses, so why would this be an issue?

(I personally think everyone should be allowed to vote, including ex-cons).


While it IS true that liberals are generally much smarter and well educated than Republicans (not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives) it is not true in every instance.

 
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse 2008-10-05 11:58:29 AM  
KeatingFive: 4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: I don't understand - I thought the Dems had the cream-of-the-crop for supporters, so why is this an issue?

I thought the Republicans were winning, why would they need to stoop to illegal and unethical tactics?


I have no idea who thinks the Repubs are winning, but don't count me as one of them.

I suppose even if they were winning, it's still fun to keep the black man down, right?

 
Gosling [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 11:58:50 AM  
Dafatone: I have a solution to this sort of thing. It's a little Cat's Cradle, but bear with me.

Free, fair elections are the basis of our government, and the most important part of our democracy (okay, republic, whatever.)

Therefore, election tampering is treason. Any intentional (I know, that's tricky) election tampering is punishable by the death penalty, or life in prison if you don't want to go that far.

I'm not very pro death penalty, but I do think that election tampering needs to be seen as a HUGE crime.


Let's not go death penalty, but I do agree: anyone that knowingly attempts voter fraud or voter suppression needs to go away for a long, long time.

 
FarkOf40000Years 2008-10-05 11:59:41 AM  
North and West... my goof.

Comment stands, though.

 
Slam Bradley 2008-10-05 11:59:56 AM  
From the letter --> "Allowing them to place face and name together and walla, gotcha!"

I guess that proves it was a republican: it wasn't written in french, it was written in freedom. At least it wasn't "wa la" I guess.

People are so dumb.

 
res ipsa dixit 2008-10-05 12:00:32 PM  
I'm not condoning these shenanigans, but if you're stupid enough to fall for this ploy, maybe you shouldn't be voting in the first place.

 
smoyerjx 2008-10-05 12:00:55 PM  
That story makes no sense. I mean really, who in those neighborhoods has enough education to read through that many paragraphs?

 
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse 2008-10-05 12:05:00 PM  
KeatingFive:
While it IS true that liberals are generally much smarter and well educated than Republicans (not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives) it is not true in every instance.


That's what I was looking for - thanks. If I don't see that every once in a while, I start to gain faith in humanity, and that almost always leads to disappointment.

 
epoc_tnac 2008-10-05 12:06:28 PM  
Mugato: "Cause those coloreds, by gum they don't pay their tickets, don'cha know."

They're wasting their time. Black people don't vote for white peopleanyway.


While we're generalising wildly, I thought I would FTFY.

 
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm 2008-10-05 12:06:36 PM  
Is this illegal? I mean I would imagine that doing it on election day at the polling place would be, but this is essentially starting rumors, not voter intimidation. Honestly, anyone dumb enough to fall for this and not show up probably has no business voting anyway.

And why the assumption that this will impact democrats negatively? Are democrats more ignorant and gullible? Are they more likely to be criminals? I thought that anyone voting for Obama had full command of the issues, and anyone voting for McCain was just uninformed.

 
SurahAhriman 2008-10-05 12:06:47 PM  
Gosling: Dafatone: I have a solution to this sort of thing. It's a little Cat's Cradle, but bear with me.

Free, fair elections are the basis of our government, and the most important part of our democracy (okay, republic, whatever.)

Therefore, election tampering is treason. Any intentional (I know, that's tricky) election tampering is punishable by the death penalty, or life in prison if you don't want to go that far.

I'm not very pro death penalty, but I do think that election tampering needs to be seen as a HUGE crime.

Let's not go death penalty, but I do agree: anyone that knowingly attempts voter fraud or voter suppression needs to go away for a long, long time.


I think it should be treason, and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, including the death penalty in states where that is allowed.

To be fair though, I also think it should probably be treason for a lawmaker to accept anything more signifigant than a bummed cigarette from a lobbyist.

/talking = perfectly acceptable
/offering an excess egg roll during a lunch = firing squad

 
Jim_Callahan 2008-10-05 12:09:49 PM  
KeatingFive:
While it IS true that liberals are generally much smarter and well educated than Republicans (not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives) it is not true in every instance.


Rebuttal by counterexample: many of the strongest and most blindly consistent supporters of the Democratic party are labor unions. QED.

//No matter how you feel about the unions, you have to admit there are a lot of them and they aren't exactly filled with PhDs.
//Uneducated republican base is typically farmers/more financially independent workers, or a least that's who they cater to.

 
MyRandomName 2008-10-05 12:10:05 PM  
This type of stuff happens on both sides.

election fraud (new window)
election fraud (new window)

Both repubs and dems do it. Until there's at least one more party this bipartisan bull will continue.

 
jso2897 2008-10-05 12:10:47 PM  
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: jso2897: 4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: I don't understand - I thought the Dems had the cream-of-the-crop for supporters, so why is this an issue?

The right to vote in this country isn't limited to whoever you imagine to be the "cream of the crop".
Are you seriously saying that these sorts of tactics pass ethical muster?

Ethics? In politics?

I have no opinion on that - but I've been assured that all liberals are upstanding members of the community, as well as Mensa-level geniuses, so why would this be an issue?

(I personally think everyone should be allowed to vote, including ex-cons).


I don't see what the liberal/conservative tribal bullshiat has to do with it. Are you saying it's OK to try to fool people into not voting? Yes or no?

 
Exodus2001 2008-10-05 12:12:34 PM  
The Republican party is dead. A 3rd party needs to move in and fill the vacuum. I would gladly vote 3rd party if they actually had any chance at winning. It's time to get moving as soon as this election is over.

Maybe the Republicans can be known as the (R)eligious party. See, they can keep the (R).

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-10-05 12:13:36 PM  
He said that he did not know who was behind the fliers, which appear to be targeted at supporters of Democratic candidate Barack Obama.

No, really? I would have thought that suppressing votes in a poor black neighborhood would be targeting John McCain's natural constituency, and that Republicans were above this level of sleaze.

 
SurahAhriman 2008-10-05 12:15:14 PM  
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: And why the assumption that this will impact democrats negatively? Are democrats more ignorant and gullible? Are they more likely to be criminals? I thought that anyone voting for Obama had full command of the issues, and anyone voting for McCain was just uninformed.

Don't mistake claims made about the political poles by, and referring to people like farkers to generalize out to the whole electorate. Smart Democrats know that alot of their vote is uneducated urban poor, and smart Republicans know alot of their vote is uneducated, rural religious types, and smart democrats in this thread will note that it's being done in highly democratic leaning areas of swing states.

Of course, that assumes Democratic fark posters are intelligent and precise enough to include such a qualifier in their claims regarding intelligence distribution of the electorate. For the ones who failed to so qualify, I do believe you just got told.

 
Lumi 2008-10-05 12:16:05 PM  
Dafatone: Free, fair elections are the basis of our government, and the most important part of our democracy (okay, republic, whatever.)

Therefore, election tampering is treason. Any intentional (I know, that's tricky) election tampering is punishable by the death penalty, or life in prison if you don't want to go that far.


This.

Unrelated story: While knocking on doors registering voters yesterday, I meet one young man who says he's been registered for years, but he's never voted. Ask him why, he shrugs his shoulders and mumbles something about it not making any difference.

I lecture him about civic duty, having a voice, etc. Plus that Election Day is my birthday. He agrees to go vote, and I don't think he's saying that just to get rid of me.

Knowing that even one person who felt so disenfranchised from the political process that he never bothered to vote before is going to now warms the cockles of my withered heart.

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 12:17:37 PM  
please, palin/mccain supporters - i'd love to hear you defend this tactic. seriously.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 12:18:33 PM  
Two Dogs Farking: And the Rove election playbook is alive and well.

Next up: fliers in everybody's mailboxes urging them to get out and vote on November 5th.


essentially what I came here to say.

 
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse 2008-10-05 12:18:43 PM  
jso2897: 4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: jso2897: 4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: I don't understand - I thought the Dems had the cream-of-the-crop for supporters, so why is this an issue?

The right to vote in this country isn't limited to whoever you imagine to be the "cream of the crop".
Are you seriously saying that these sorts of tactics pass ethical muster?

Ethics? In politics?

I have no opinion on that - but I've been assured that all liberals are upstanding members of the community, as well as Mensa-level geniuses, so why would this be an issue?

(I personally think everyone should be allowed to vote, including ex-cons).

I don't see what the liberal/conservative tribal bullshiat has to do with it. Are you saying it's OK to try to fool people into not voting? Yes or no?


Sure, as long as there is nothing to indicate that the flyer is an official document (it didn't look very convincing to me).

 
padraig 2008-10-05 12:18:45 PM  
Beck Bristow: You know who else was a Maverick??

And this one only crashed one plane !

 
ursomniac [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 12:20:07 PM  
Beck Bristow: You know who else was a Maverick??

Oh - maybe I misunderstood the definition of a "maverick" --- it appears that the definition is "someone who has more money than brains who crashes planes".

 
epoc_tnac 2008-10-05 12:20:10 PM  
Exodus2001: The Republican party is dead. A 3rd party needs to move in and fill the vacuum. I would gladly vote 3rd party if they actually had any chance at winning. It's time to get moving as soon as this election is over.


Except any third party candidate who wants to do something different is widely mocked as soon as he or she actually gains a modicum of support, even by so-called intelligent people. Even by farkers! So you're stuck with shiat sandwich.

 
mrexcess [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 12:24:18 PM  
res ipsa dixit
I'm not condoning these shenanigans, but if you're stupid enough to fall for this ploy

Stupid, or just old enough to remember/taught by those old enough to remember when nobody would bat an eye that these kinds of shenanigans were really being used to target your community?

 
SubBass49 2008-10-05 12:30:16 PM  
I think someone should post flyers at Country Clubs around the U.S. saying that anyone who has used a tax shelter will be arrested at their polling place. Also, that anyone over the age of 60 has to donate a pint of blood prior to being allowed to vote, but that if they have any prescription meds in their system they cannot donate/vote.

/See if they like their own medicine

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 12:30:32 PM  
gee, i'm so surprised. a ReBorglican being sneaky and subversive. why i'm shocked!!! LOL

 
PopularFront 2008-10-05 12:31:48 PM  
It appears that this isn't just happening in economically disadvantaged neighborhoods:

Voter Intimidation at Drexel (new window)

 
jso2897 2008-10-05 12:32:32 PM  
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: jso2897: 4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: jso2897: 4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: I don't understand - I thought the Dems had the cream-of-the-crop for supporters, so why is this an issue?

The right to vote in this country isn't limited to whoever you imagine to be the "cream of the crop".
Are you seriously saying that these sorts of tactics pass ethical muster?

Ethics? In politics?

I have no opinion on that - but I've been assured that all liberals are upstanding members of the community, as well as Mensa-level geniuses, so why would this be an issue?

(I personally think everyone should be allowed to vote, including ex-cons).

I don't see what the liberal/conservative tribal bullshiat has to do with it. Are you saying it's OK to try to fool people into not voting? Yes or no?

Sure, as long as there is nothing to indicate that the flyer is an official document (it didn't look very convincing to me).


Fair enough. Thank you for your honesty.

 
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse 2008-10-05 12:32:41 PM  
SubBass49: I think someone should post flyers at Country Clubs around the U.S. saying that anyone who has used a tax shelter will be arrested at their polling place. Also, that anyone over the age of 60 has to donate a pint of blood prior to being allowed to vote, but that if they have any prescription meds in their system they cannot donate/vote.

/See if they like their own medicine


Apart from the whole "not falling for it" thing, sounds like a plan.

 
TheMutineer 2008-10-05 12:37:49 PM  
None of you seem to know/understand the lessons learned during the 2003 Philadelphia mayoral election. Incumbent John Street (black democrat) was not doing as well in the polls as you might expect from an old-school-100%-democratic-machine city. Several weeks before the election, someone tipped off the mayor's office that there was a bug in his office. He called in the cops who handle security and they swept the office and found it (and they had done sweeps in the past). Turns out it was the FBI who had put it there as part of their investigation into campaign finance violations.

SO, flyers posted well enough in advance of the election to be thoroughly debunked, publicized with the end result being to drive up turnout? THAT'S the PHILADELPHIA way....

So what happens, do Philadelphia voters toss John Street out of office in a fit of disgust over corruption in his administration? Nope, the cry goes out that the Bush Administration is out to get a black politician and Street romps back into office on the people's outrage. Later on, the city's Treasurer and a number of other folks went to jail on charges stemming from the probe and Street's luckiest moment came when his power broker/fund raiser pal died of cancer before the feds could put him on trial.

Of course, this isn't the first time anonymous flyers have been used to try to influence an election outcome in Philadelphia. They're STILL trying to figure out which Democratic faction (although everyone KNOWS who it was) put up flyers during the 2007 primary comparing John Street's (the guy who eventually won the primary and the election) proposed policy of "stop-and-frisk" (to allow police to stop people in the street and check them for illegal weapons) to law enforcement harassment of the Black Panthers in the 60s and 70s.

 
Biological Ali 2008-10-05 12:37:49 PM  
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: KeatingFive:
While it IS true that liberals are generally much smarter and well educated than Republicans (not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives) it is not true in every instance.

That's what I was looking for - thanks. If I don't see that every once in a while, I start to gain faith in humanity, and that almost always leads to disappointment.


Would you care to actually refute that?

 
phartnocker 2008-10-05 12:38:35 PM  
Here's an idea: a) don't break the law and b) if you get caught making a minor (or major) violation: Pay the f'ing fine.

The jackasses who are made weary by this flier shouldn't be voting. If you can't even manage to keep a warrant from being issued against you, you forfeit your right to participate in the electoral process until you clear it up.

Am I wrong? Why?

 
SubBass49 2008-10-05 12:39:05 PM  
Ahhhh...got a better one actually...

Flyers distributed in front of Walmarts in White neighborhoods to elderly Whites that say something to the effect of:

"The (your state here) Secretary of State has determined that people under the influence of the following prescription medicines will not be allowed to vote this year in the presidential election. These medicines have been shown to reduce judgement and rational thought, and the Secretary of State has determined that users are by default deemed mentally incompetent to vote. Any voters that attempt to cast ballots while under the influence of said prescription medications will be arrested on sight and detained until after election day."

Then list all of the most commonly used prescriptions for old folks...high blood-pressure meds, cholesterol meds, glaucoma meds, prostate meds, alzheimers meds, dementia meds, arthritis meds, osteoporosis meds, etc...

/taste of their own medicine that USES medicine

 
DrowningLessons 2008-10-05 12:42:29 PM  
phartnocker: Here's an idea: a) don't break the law and b) if you get caught making a minor (or major) violation: Pay the f'ing fine.

The jackasses who are made weary by this flier shouldn't be voting. If you can't even manage to keep a warrant from being issued against you, you forfeit your right to participate in the electoral process until you clear it up.

Am I wrong? Why?


It's okay to shoot a baby in the face if the baby maybe deserved it.

 
some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac 2008-10-05 12:45:54 PM  
phartnocker: Here's an idea: a) don't break the law and b) if you get caught making a minor (or major) violation: Pay the f'ing fine.

The jackasses who are made weary wooly by this flier shouldn't be voting. If you can't even manage to keep a warrant from being issued against you, you forfeit your right to participate in the electoral process until you clear it up.

Am I wrong? Why?


Sorry Meat, pet poove.

 
WillyShwonka 2008-10-05 12:46:01 PM  
phartnocker: Here's an idea: a) don't break the law and b) if you get caught making a minor (or major) violation: Pay the f'ing fine.

The jackasses who are made weary by this flier shouldn't be voting. If you can't even manage to keep a warrant from being issued against you, you forfeit your right to participate in the electoral process until you clear it up.

Am I wrong? Why?


i372.photobucket.com

 
JohanW 2008-10-05 12:46:55 PM  
If you have a warrant out of your arrest, maybe you SHOULDN'T be allowed to vote.

 
SurahAhriman 2008-10-05 12:47:40 PM  
SubBass49: Ahhhh...got a better one actually...

Flyers distributed in front of Walmarts in White neighborhoods to elderly Whites that say something to the effect of:

"The (your state here) Secretary of State has determined that people under the influence of the following prescription medicines will not be allowed to vote this year in the presidential election. These medicines have been shown to reduce judgement and rational thought, and the Secretary of State has determined that users are by default deemed mentally incompetent to vote. Any voters that attempt to cast ballots while under the influence of said prescription medications will be arrested on sight and detained until after election day."

Then list all of the most commonly used prescriptions for old folks...high blood-pressure meds, cholesterol meds, glaucoma meds, prostate meds, alzheimers meds, dementia meds, arthritis meds, osteoporosis meds, etc...

/taste of their own medicine that USES medicine


Nah, old people write letters to editors, and feel entitled. They'd biatch way too much to make that one feasible.

Instead, post fake AARP bulletins reminding them to vote Wed, Nov 4th, or Tues, Nov 5th.

 
SubBass49 2008-10-05 12:48:29 PM  
An ARREST warrant does not equal a conviction. Only those currently in prison or on parole for a felony are not allowed to vote...at least in California.

 
SubBass49 2008-10-05 12:49:07 PM  
SurahAhriman: Nah, old people write letters to editors, and feel entitled. They'd biatch way too much to make that one feasible.

Instead, post fake AARP bulletins reminding them to vote Wed, Nov 4th, or Tues, Nov 5th.


lol...classic.

 
IlGreven 2008-10-05 12:52:55 PM  
JohanW: If you have a warrant out of your arrest, maybe you SHOULDN'T be allowed to vote.

Hackers, I believe it is now your duty to make sure JohanW and anyone else on this thread who says "well, don't break the law!" has an outstanding warrant on Election Day. They'll get as much warning as 3/4 of the people who currently have outstanding warrants will.

 
adamgreeney 2008-10-05 12:53:39 PM  
JohanW: If you have a warrant out of your arrest, maybe you SHOULDN'T be allowed to vote.

Why not? And according to the fliers they were saying that PARKING FINES would count against you. Why should a traffic ticket preclude you from voting?

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-10-05 12:55:53 PM  
MyRandomName: This type of stuff happens on both sides.

Are you serious? Some misguided students trying to point out flaws in the system and some misguided old folks marking their dead spouse's ballot, all of whom are guilty of felonies? That's your example of what's wrong on the democratic party side?

Meanwhile, we have the mortgage scam in Michigan, Diebold in several states, and widespread voter suppression efforts. Every election, the Republicans want fewer people to vote, because that's how they win. It's a coordinated effort, not a few dumbasses like in your stories.

 
Pope George Ringo [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 12:57:21 PM  
How about setting up the polling booths inside a police station? (I wish I were kidding, that's what they're doing here...)

/always votes absentee anyway

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-10-05 12:58:55 PM  
An anonymous flier circulating in African-American neighborhoods in North and West Philadelphia states that voters who are facing outstanding arrest warrants or who have unpaid traffic tickets may be arrested at the polls on Election Day.

Interesting....You theoretically could, in my experience, be arrested at a polling place. This happened to me during the 2002 midterm election, when I was voting in suburban Mass; I went there and gave my name to the 100-year-old (approx.) lady working the table. It just so happened that behind me in line was an off-duty cop who had seen my name on a list of known sexual predators, and he confronted me about it. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought naw forget it, "Yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo, homes smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

 
alostpacket [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 01:00:18 PM  
TheMutineer: None of you seem to know/understand the lessons learned during the 2003 Philadelphia mayoral election. Incumbent John Street (black democrat) was not doing as well in the polls as you might expect from an old-school-100%-democratic-machine city. Several weeks before the election, someone tipped off the mayor's office that there was a bug in his office. He called in the cops who handle security and they swept the office and found it (and they had done sweeps in the past). Turns out it was the FBI who had put it there as part of their investigation into campaign finance violations.

SO, flyers posted well enough in advance of the election to be thoroughly debunked, publicized with the end result being to drive up turnout? THAT'S the PHILADELPHIA way....

So what happens, do Philadelphia voters toss John Street out of office in a fit of disgust over corruption in his administration? Nope, the cry goes out that the Bush Administration is out to get a black politician and Street romps back into office on the people's outrage. Later on, the city's Treasurer and a number of other folks went to jail on charges stemming from the probe and Street's luckiest moment came when his power broker/fund raiser pal died of cancer before the feds could put him on trial.

Of course, this isn't the first time anonymous flyers have been used to try to influence an election outcome in Philadelphia. They're STILL trying to figure out which Democratic faction (although everyone KNOWS who it was) put up flyers during the 2007 primary comparing John Street's (the guy who eventually won the primary and the election) proposed policy of "stop-and-frisk" (to allow police to stop people in the street and check them for illegal weapons) to law enforcement harassment of the Black Panthers in the 60s and 70s.


No offense but I dont think you cleared anything up with this post.

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-10-05 01:00:57 PM  
Wow. There is some serious dumb here. I got sent a threatening 'you will be arrested' letter once, because I have a pretty common name and some jackass who looked nothing like me had abandoned his family. I have known people who were arrested for incredibly lame stuff, like the guy who had tobacco in a baggie in his passenger seat and the cop was a 20 year old moron who had no idea what pot looked or smelled like.

 
phartnocker 2008-10-05 01:12:36 PM  
DrowningLessons: phartnocker: Here's an idea: a) don't break the law and b) if you get caught making a minor (or major) violation: Pay the f'ing fine.

The jackasses who are made weary by this flier shouldn't be voting. If you can't even manage to keep a warrant from being issued against you, you forfeit your right to participate in the electoral process until you clear it up.

Am I wrong? Why?

It's okay to shoot a baby in the face if the baby maybe deserved it.


so, telling people that they will be arrested if they have a warrant is comparable to infanticide? Can you explain?

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 01:14:04 PM  
I only have one thing to say about this: walla

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-10-05 01:15:09 PM  
Round these scammers up and lock them the fark up

 
jjorsett 2008-10-05 01:16:31 PM  
I'm 100% behind this idea. Not the leafleteering, the actually arresting scofflaws at the polls. Can't do the time, don't do the crime.

 
phartnocker 2008-10-05 01:18:14 PM  
adamgreeney: JohanW: If you have a warrant out of your arrest, maybe you SHOULDN'T be allowed to vote.

Why not? And according to the fliers they were saying that PARKING FINES would count against you. Why should a traffic ticket preclude you from voting?



It wouldn't. An UNPAID and DELINQUENT parking or traffic ticket wouldn't preclude you from voting. Under the provisions outlined in this letter AFTER you voted, you'd be arrested because you have an outstanding warrant. If you care enough to participate, then clear up the warrant before you go. I don't understand why that is not a simple concept for someone.

 
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse 2008-10-05 01:23:44 PM  
Biological Ali: 4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: KeatingFive:
While it IS true that liberals are generally much smarter and well educated than Republicans (not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives) it is not true in every instance.

That's what I was looking for - thanks. If I don't see that every once in a while, I start to gain faith in humanity, and that almost always leads to disappointment.

Would you care to actually refute that?


Not really, I don't have a staff of people to assist my hung-over ass. But since you seem to think it's true, perhaps you can help me determine:

1) the definitions of "smart" and "well educated". Is this based on an IQ test, enrollment in secondary education vs. self-taught, # of advanced degrees in secondary education, # of books read, types of books read, reading vs math skills, language vs math skills, etc.

2) the methodology used to apply these measurements to an entire population without bias

3) how is liberal vs conservative determined? Is it based on self-assessment, or applied by another party? Are fiscal conservatives the same as social conservatives? Do fiscal conservative/social liberals count as conservatives or liberals?

That's about all my tiny brain can handle at the moment.

 
impaler [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 01:26:17 PM  
Dafatone: I have a solution to this sort of thing. It's a little Cat's Cradle, but bear with me.

Free, fair elections are the basis of our government, and the most important part of our democracy (okay, republic, whatever.)

Therefore, election tampering is treason. Any intentional (I know, that's tricky) election tampering is punishable by the death penalty, or life in prison if you don't want to go that far.

I'm not very pro death penalty, but I do think that election tampering needs to be seen as a HUGE crime.


I agree. In a Republic like ours, election tampering disrupts the whole foundation of our system. Why it isn't treated paramount to treason is beyond me.

 
impaler [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 01:29:29 PM  
phartnocker: It wouldn't. An UNPAID and DELINQUENT parking or traffic ticket wouldn't preclude you from voting. Under the provisions outlined in this letter AFTER you voted, you'd be arrested because you have an outstanding warrant. If you care enough to participate, then clear up the warrant before you go. I don't understand why that is not a simple concept for someone.

Which is why these things are only distributed to black communities, because white people never break the law!

 
phartnocker 2008-10-05 01:41:02 PM  
impaler: phartnocker: It wouldn't. An UNPAID and DELINQUENT parking or traffic ticket wouldn't preclude you from voting. Under the provisions outlined in this letter AFTER you voted, you'd be arrested because you have an outstanding warrant. If you care enough to participate, then clear up the warrant before you go. I don't understand why that is not a simple concept for someone.

Which is why these things are only distributed to black communities, because white people never break the law!


I think that these aren't necessarily distributed in black neighborhoods as much as low income neighborhoods. Also, if you think white people don't break the law, you are incorrect.

 
jso2897 2008-10-05 01:45:59 PM  
jjorsett: I'm 100% behind this idea. Not the leafleteering, the actually arresting scofflaws at the polls. Can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Something that's been kind of glossed over in this thread is the legal aspect. There is a reason this matter is being submitted to the U.S. Attorney for investigation. It's patently illegal.

 
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse 2008-10-05 01:49:54 PM  
phartnocker: impaler: phartnocker: It wouldn't. An UNPAID and DELINQUENT parking or traffic ticket wouldn't preclude you from voting. Under the provisions outlined in this letter AFTER you voted, you'd be arrested because you have an outstanding warrant. If you care enough to participate, then clear up the warrant before you go. I don't understand why that is not a simple concept for someone.

Which is why these things are only distributed to black communities, because white people never break the law!

I think that these aren't necessarily distributed in black neighborhoods as much as low income neighborhoods. Also, if you think white people don't break the law, you are incorrect.


Damn, your sarcasm-meter is so broke, you need a new one!

Anyway, I'd bet that black neighborhoods are disproportionately target (at least by repubs). Some poor white people may still vote repub, but how many blacks are going to?

 
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse 2008-10-05 01:51:50 PM  
jso2897: jjorsett: I'm 100% behind this idea. Not the leafleteering, the actually arresting scofflaws at the polls. Can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Something that's been kind of glossed over in this thread is the legal aspect. There is a reason this matter is being submitted to the U.S. Attorney for investigation. It's patently illegal.


Of course it's illegal; that doesn't automatically imply that it's worthy of investigation.

 
Captain Darling 2008-10-05 01:55:35 PM  
Only criminals need to fear arrest at the polls, because nobody has ever been mixed up with a criminal before. Just like the no fly list has never improperly denied air travel, and nobody has ever been denied purchase of a firearm because they were mixed up with a criminal. Yes, government databases are 100% accurate and we can all walk to the polls in complete confidence, knowing that only the villains in our midst need fear the law.

 
impaler [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 01:57:10 PM  
jjorsett: I'm 100% behind this idea. Not the leafleteering, the actually arresting scofflaws at the polls. Can't do the time, don't do the crime.

You better hope you don't have the same name as a criminal.

 
LavenderWolf 2008-10-05 02:29:42 PM  
Donald_McRonald: An anonymous flier circulating in African-American neighborhoods in North and West Philadelphia states that voters who are facing outstanding arrest warrants or who have unpaid traffic tickets may be arrested at the polls on Election Day.

Interesting....You theoretically could, in my experience, be arrested at a polling place. This happened to me during the 2002 midterm election, when I was voting in suburban Mass; I went there and gave my name to the 100-year-old (approx.) lady working the table. It just so happened that behind me in line was an off-duty cop who had seen my name on a list of known sexual predators, and he confronted me about it. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought naw forget it, "Yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo, homes smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.


You win two internets.

 
No Such Agency 2008-10-05 02:45:19 PM  
This seems appropriate here:

i103.photobucket.com

 
phartnocker 2008-10-05 02:46:09 PM  
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: phartnocker: impaler: phartnocker: It wouldn't. An UNPAID and DELINQUENT parking or traffic ticket wouldn't preclude you from voting. Under the provisions outlined in this letter AFTER you voted, you'd be arrested because you have an outstanding warrant. If you care enough to participate, then clear up the warrant before you go. I don't understand why that is not a simple concept for someone.

Which is why these things are only distributed to black communities, because white people never break the law!

I think that these aren't necessarily distributed in black neighborhoods as much as low income neighborhoods. Also, if you think white people don't break the law, you are incorrect.

Damn, your sarcasm-meter is so broke, you need a new one!

Anyway, I'd bet that black neighborhoods are disproportionately target (at least by repubs). Some poor white people may still vote repub, but how many blacks are going to?


I thought it MIGHT be sarcasm, but since I didn't come anywhere NEAR bringing race into the argument, I thought it was just as likely that that guy is just a raging idiot - so I went down that route. Anyway, you're probably 100% right that black neighborhoods are targeted, there is a MUCH more willingness to believe in white conspiracies. I think this actually might be a democratic stunt that was deliberately exposed and pinned on republicans to rile up dems and bolster voting ala "You can't keep me a way with your trickery!" and you need to look no further than post#1 in this thread to see how well it worked.

 
Puppies For Dinner 2008-10-05 03:15:00 PM  
jjorsett: I'm 100% behind this idea. Not the leafleteering, the actually arresting scofflaws at the polls. Can't do the time, don't do the crime.

I know. The horror! People with parking tickets...*gasp*....voting!!!

I think I just heard the thud of your last can of Natty Lite hitting the floor next to your computer.

 
i has an internet 2008-10-05 03:17:54 PM  
floor9: Well, when your campaign is desperate, losing badly, and completely lacking any message other than following the other campaign around and saying "yeah, what he said!", then I guess you have to stoop to tricks like this. I have to say that I'm not really *surprised* at this, only disturbed.

Sad thing is, most of the neocons will somehow justify this to themselves by thinking "it's okay, because liberal media".


No, they'll say something like "b-b-but Democrats want criminals to vote?" or something to that effect and equally asinine.

 
wolvernova 2008-10-05 03:19:05 PM  
I don't care if my candidate wins, and I'm about 90% sure he won't.

/voting McCain
//we're screwed either way
///fark hope, screw change

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 03:29:07 PM  
epoc_tnac: They're wasting their time. Black people don't vote for white peopleanyway.

While we're generalising wildly, I thought I would FTFY.


Who's generalizing? Voter turnout among blacks is less than 50% in Florida and there are millions who aren't even registered all throughout the country, much higher proportionately to other minority groups or whites. Obama's wife recently campaigned here to try top persuade blacks to register and be heard.

But don't let facts and numbers stop you from being all twatty and douchey.

 
silly_gosling 2008-10-05 03:47:35 PM  
Need your candidate to win the election (part II)? Hang fliers in economically disadvantaged African American neighborhoods saying that unpaid parking ticket offenders and other scoflaws will be arrested at the polls

FTF Everyone who knows that's not the same, subby
-1

 
prjindigo 2008-10-05 03:53:54 PM  
electioneering is an act of treason

 
etv_2k 2008-10-05 04:00:14 PM  
Simple, if you catch these people, you charge them with treason and hang them. Problem solved.

 
Truncks1 2008-10-05 04:53:56 PM  
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: I don't see what the liberal/conservative tribal bullshiat has to do with it. Are you saying it's OK to try to fool people into not voting? Yes or no?

Sure, as long as there is nothing to indicate that the flyer is an official document (it didn't look very convincing to me).


You are a farking idiot.

 
oldcub 2008-10-05 05:22:21 PM  
Why would anyone assume that people with legal problems be more likely to vote for Democrats? That just sounds insulting.

 
ulairix 2008-10-05 05:23:10 PM  
This is from Canada, it has nothing to do with the American election.

 
ulairix 2008-10-05 05:26:30 PM  
scratch that, the first one was from canada. that's what happens when people don't pay attention to which tab they are looking at.

 
jso2897 2008-10-05 06:01:03 PM  
Truncks1: 4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: I don't see what the liberal/conservative tribal bullshiat has to do with it. Are you saying it's OK to try to fool people into not voting? Yes or no?

Sure, as long as there is nothing to indicate that the flyer is an official document (it didn't look very convincing to me).

You are a farking idiot.


If you liked that, you'll love this:

4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse: jso2897: jjorsett: I'm 100% behind this idea. Not the leafleteering, the actually arresting scofflaws at the polls. Can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Something that's been kind of glossed over in this thread is the legal aspect. There is a reason this matter is being submitted to the U.S. Attorney for investigation. It's patently illegal.

Of course it's illegal; that doesn't automatically imply that it's worthy of investigation.


I'll bet if it was a story about black folks in the ghetto voting twice he'd think it was "worthy of investigation".

 
PresidentPutz 2008-10-05 06:12:45 PM  
GOP Racism, Meet Voter Intimidation, Voter Intimidation Meet GOP Racism.

 
PresidentPutz 2008-10-05 06:14:53 PM  
Isn't voter intimidation a federal crime?
I wouldn LOVE to see one of these assholes caught and pillaried on the media and in the court, threaten this ass and press him to point out who gave him his marching orders and follow that line all the way to Rove's door then arrest his greasy ass and toss him in jail.

 
LincolnLogolas 2008-10-05 06:23:45 PM  
I wonder if Anonymous is related to Famous Person.

 
Roman Fyseek [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 07:33:22 PM  
PresidentPutz: Isn't voter intimidation a federal crime?
I wouldn LOVE to see one of these assholes caught and pillaried on the media and in the court, threaten this ass and press him to point out who gave him his marching orders and follow that line all the way to Rove's door then arrest his greasy ass and toss him in jail.


I'd bet you find a Clinton at that door, instead. The Clintons will *not* allow Obama to win. How is Hillary supposed to run against an incumbent in 4 years? And, we all know that she's not waiting 8. The Clintons will not allow Obama to win. Forget it.

However, the Clintons can *not* be arrested. Stop thinking that they can. Never worked before, it won't work in the future.

 
Sir Roderick Glossop 2008-10-05 08:05:06 PM  
Roman Fyseek: PresidentPutz: Isn't voter intimidation a federal crime?
I wouldn LOVE to see one of these assholes caught and pillaried on the media and in the court, threaten this ass and press him to point out who gave him his marching orders and follow that line all the way to Rove's door then arrest his greasy ass and toss him in jail.

I'd bet you find a Clinton at that door, instead. The Clintons will *not* allow Obama to win. How is Hillary supposed to run against an incumbent in 4 years? And, we all know that she's not waiting 8. The Clintons will not allow Obama to win. Forget it.

However, the Clintons can *not* be arrested. Stop thinking that they can. Never worked before, it won't work in the future.


You sound, as ever, concerned.

 
Roman Fyseek [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 08:08:30 PM  
Hey, if who Hillary supports is Hillary's business. I wouldn't dare question her motives.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-10-06 05:42:45 AM  
Beck Bristow: You know who else was a Maverick??

James Garner & Mel Gibson?

 
NYCNative 2008-10-06 06:23:45 AM  
I live in a predominantly black, mostly lower-middle class area of Northwest Philadelphia and I was out registering people to vote for the Obama/Biden campaign at a busy intersection. As is usually the case, I did not see many people around who were not black.

Conspicuously at one point, a male and female college-looking white couple with clipboards in their hands slinked by me. Now, there were other folks who were doing this type of volunteer work this afternoon, but they were all had shirts or pins that identified them as being Obama supporters and most of them said something or at least waved/smiled at me when they walked by. Another person was giving out fliers for those who hadn't received stimulus checks, showing how to still get them.

Well, this couple walked by and looked very nervous. I was talking to someone so I couldn't go to them but I remember thinking that there was something sneaky about them. I wonder what kind of information they were giving out and whose behalf they were giving it out.

 
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