I need to see something besides the mugshot photo to pass accurate judgment.

Nasty.

i'm leaning toward eye bleach, but i agree with Pocket Ninja.

Wait a second ... something smells fishy (tee hee) here. A female gym teacher is ..................... gay?

Shocker (no, not that kind ... well maybe) eh?

Oooh. Tough call. On one hand, she has that "I just slept in an alley because I was waiting for my meth dealer" look. On the other, it's a mugshot, so she could be pretty damn hot cleaned up.

Also, we're just going off face. We need to see more.

Her name was Brooke Biggs?!? Are they just handing out porn names now for teachers that do this?

Apparently Brooke Biggs is an attractive porn star as well.

Why do you tease us with a potential "Hot( )" box?!?!

Three Long Islands...

bacccc: Wait a second ... something smells fishy (tee hee) here. A female gym teacher is ..................... gay?

There ya go.

Herpes (√)

I'd find a clever way to say "not", just to fit in with the rest of this thread, but sometimes, less is more.

Not.

FTA: "I don't want to make judgment until I know what really happened," said Candace Brown, parent of 7th and 8th grade Grissom students.

Same situation, Male teacher:

"He is an evil monster who should be castrated and then burned at the stake." said Candace Brown, parent of 7th and 8th grade Grissom students.

I'm gonna go with "God my eyes" but if that's just a bad pic, as stated above, she could be pretty decent looking...

Abstruse: Three Long Islands...

Sure if one beats hiself unconscious with them.

mugshots are worthless

btw, is the (√) going to be some kind of meme now? Could replace the "..or C: blah" thing...

Pocket Ninja: I need to see something besides the mugshot photo to pass accurate judgment.

agree, the light sure makes her look worst IMO

If only we had a better picture of her..

"She's my favorite teacher," 8th grade Grissom student Aundraya Leemreis told WSBT.

Yeah I bet she is.

"She's a lot of fun," said Grissom 8th grader Aundraya Leemreis. "She doesn't seem like the type of person that would ever do that."

How can people be this naive? The fact that she's so "fun" makes it more believable, not less.

I'm getting tired of the double standard. This is gross no matter what she looks like.

Are there any female gym teachers who haven't tried to seduce their female students? If I were a woman, that's the profession I'd get into. Only high school. Middle school, that's wrong.

Somewhere, somehow, during some weepy talkshow appearance, I have no doubt that a man (father/uncle/husband/boyfriend/) will somehow be blamed for this.

You can't have a sex crime these days absent a man's participation.

Does not approve

I know the female child seducers get headlines, but me wonders if the good old fashioned male creeps are still getting arrested, too. If most of your local news comes from Fark (and sadly it does it my case), it would seem female teachers are concerning the market on child abuse. Is the m/f ratio close to 50/50? Although nauseating, it makes for an interesting sociological trend.

ok, I'll go do or talk about something else now.

Her acyclovir titer is low.

justoneznot: "She's my favorite teacher," 8th grade Grissom student Aundraya Leemreis told WSBT.

Yeah I bet she is.

"She's a lot of fun," said Grissom 8th grader Aundraya Leemreis. "She doesn't seem like the type of person that would ever do that."

How can people be this naive? The fact that she's so "fun" makes it more believable, not less.

That's so true.



Sorry, just having fun with you.

alostpacket: Her name was Brooke Biggs?!? Are they just handing out porn names now for teachers that do this?

Don't forget "Penn Harris", which I first read as "Penis".
/too early in the morning here for such shenanigans.

God my eyes(√)

/Shouldn't have needed to ask
//Subby must have weird taste in women to be on the fence

JosephMother: Nasty.

Agreed. Is that a cold sore on her lip?

One of her former students.
7:30 PM Eleanor Easton :
im a former grissom student but now at penn high skool. when i first heard about miss biggs and the girl i couldnt believe it, and i didnt but when i heard about it on the news i was very shocked! i had her in the eight grade at grissom and i loved her i always looked up to her and tried my best in gym. i truly love you miss biggs but y y did u so this, i mean especially to a gurl. And who eva that girl is best not try to do it to any teacher or any body again.! i love you biggs

(X) Kill it with fire

nice...warn us next time subby. What class did she teach? proper crack pipe technique ?

Mayhem_2006: FTA: "I don't want to make judgment until I know what really happened," said Candace Brown, parent of 7th and 8th grade Grissom students.

Same situation, Male teacher:

"He is an evil monster who should be castrated and then burned at the stake." said Candace Brown, parent of 7th and 8th grade Grissom students.

Whoa...! Have you emailed this to the school or the local paper there?

justoneznot: "She's my favorite teacher," 8th grade Grissom student Aundraya Leemreis told WSBT.
Yeah I bet she is.
"She's a lot of fun," said Grissom 8th grader Aundraya Leemreis. "She doesn't seem like the type of person that would ever do that."
How can people be this naive? The fact that she's so "fun" makes it more believable, not less.

Exeactly, agreed, this, or something.

Anyway, check out the comments from students and parents below the article. They're all pretty much the same and it's damn funny at first, but then it gets less funny. And then it gets downright sad.

bigglady: Damn, you beat me to it!

I love how some parents wondered why they weren't notified about the investigation.

"Dear Parents of Grissom MS Students,

We are currently investigating our PE teacher, Brooke Biggs, for possible sexual contact with students. We are very concerned about this situation, but, as we have no sure proof yet, we cannot terminate her employment or have her arrested. Please continue to send your children to school as if nothing is happening. Also, please refrain from gossiping about the situation or alerting Ms. Biggs in any way, as we don't want to tip her off that we know what's going on. If your student has been molested by the teacher, please have him/her come make an appointment with our principal so we can discuss this as soon as possible so we may further our early investigation. But, again, please respect our need for confidentiality in this matter.

Signed, Principal Smith (or whatever their name is)"

/Please don't sue us Ms. Biggs.

Wash her up, including the hair, put some makeup on her as well as some decent clothes, and I would say "not exactly hot, but I would hit it."

Otherwise, "Skank (√)."

I eat pussy
so much pussy
kiddy pussy, for pussy, I'm gayyyyyy

And the pussy I eat is ever so sweet
cause it's still not legal todayyyyyy

This is a waltz, 3/4 time, check your sheets for the solo fills.

Anna one, anna too...

rathoth: Herpes (√)

I came here to say this

OK, I can't get the page to load - anyone care to share the pic?

scamp-dun-emer: OK, I can't get the page to load - anyone care to share the pic?

gsiofa posted it; scroll up.

...are there any teachers who AREN'T seducing their students anymore?

Yeah, I've seen Brook Biggs before...

Tits or GTFO? Gotcha covered.

Definately NSFW (new window)

/might hit that if she was alone at the bar at closing time...

teh herp FTW

If you look "mediocre" with the contrast turned up that high, you do NOT want to see her properly lit.

/do not want

Fapinator: Wash her up, including the hair, put some makeup on her as well as some decent clothes, and I would say "not exactly hot, but I would hit it."

Otherwise, "Skank (√)."

It's hard to tell cuz they have those stupid photography assistants in booking. Sort of like in the Green Room before you go The Tonight Show, only their job is to scrub off all your makeup and fark your hair all up and pull it out to the side, then pinch your nose to make it nice and pink.

Ok, now say 'my life is overrr'!
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Perfect!