Well, I do know CPR, but do you think he's got AIDS?

THE PENIS GOES WHERE?

Oh. So that's how you get herpes?

Hersey's Kisses mixed with rabbit droppings, what to do, what to do?

"Why am I considering spending $300 on a pair of shoes that I will never wear?"

Well, shiat. The second time in history a woman gets to run, and this is what they put on the ticket?

Crap, how are going to to explain to Mrs. Palin that Bristol passed out in the boy's locker room again? And where the hell are here clothes!?!

(Heard in the background..."I wonder what happened to her other boot?")

And where the hell are HER clothes!?!

FTFM

I think it's a street light.

"I just can't make out what it is. It looks like a prick, but it's much smaller."

"Should we call security? No way she can afford that boot."

Oh my god; Becky, look at her butt.

"Collagen implants can do that? Eww."

Eat your fingers!

I did not say Simon says.

You, you, you and you are out.

So....it's like a toilet, but it doubles as a water fountain or something?

"It never crossed my mind when I bought it, that a hacker might try to rickroll me through my iBuzz..."

"Like, why are the prices all in funny numbers?"
"Euro? Pound? Are those like, fractions of a dollar?"
"I wonder if this is a herpes sore?"

Suck, blow is just an expression.

"Buttsecks?"

"Why are we so ugly?"

"Hmmm...

Do I ask Mom & Dad for that nose job now, or wait until after college?"

"I feel uncomfortable and somewhat confused. Do the Fark Modmins know about this?"

"They want us to do what with that cup?"

Does that dress make his but look big?

"Oh a book signing. I wonder if I should get an autographed book by this Dewey Curtis guy, oh wait the other sign says Drew Curtis... I wonder if I can eBay it for some quick cash."

What happens when someone asks young impressionable women: "Describe Sarah Palin."

It looks like a weiner, only smaller.

Is Obama coming?

"The surface we are standing on is called the floor. The floor is what we are standing on. See?"

"Ohhh, so penis goes there. Well that explains that."

Close your mouths --

McCain's coming.

Oh my god. Who fahted?

"Did we remember to wear panties?"

"Hullo, Briiian"

/way too obscure

Why is it everytime I think fark, this happens.

What does this book title mean? Math???????

What does this book title mean? Math???????


\Now with voting goodness

Now that Gov. Palin is in the spotlight, maybe Sir Mix-a-Lot will make a comeback.

"80's clothing in a museum? I think it looks good."
(Mom's wiggin' over there)

I think it's called a Sybian or something.

I came to audition for a porn film, but they didn't mention it would be with a midget...

Oh my, she thinks speaking in riddles and sounding like a complete biatch makes her sound proficient.

It's that big?

"That dog must have been sick."

hey wait Im here

so how did he do that?

You think he's finally dead this time?