First the buses causes beheadings and I said nothing.

I went down to the station
I didn't scream or fuss
I didn't have lots of patience
Waiting for that bus
Dug deep down in my pockets
To try and find some coin
But much to my chagrin
All I found was my groin

Jesus. I can't spell if you put a gun to my head.

First the buses causes caused beheadings and I said nothing.

I'm never using a keyboard by firelight again.

"The operator inadvertently, without knowing, managed to pick up the pedestrian in the undercarriage," he said.
The damn free loader didn't even buy a ticket for the bus ride. It is karma.

Oh, and thanks for clarifying that he inadvertently did something without knowing. You jackass Canadian "journalists" suck.

Hey squashed guy: you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to surf on TOP of the bus.

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it incredibly disturbing that this bus driver ran over a human being and didn't even notice?

These stickers went on all Translink buses a few months ago.




It doesn't specify the interior of the bus. The guy is lucky he didn't get tazed by transit cops for fare evoision.

deadapostle: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it incredibly disturbing that this bus driver ran over a human being and didn't even notice?

Just you. Buses way a shiat load of tons. You can sideswipe cars, rip off open doors or whatever without noticing. I witnessed a nasty bus accident that I will describe below giving people a chance to not read it as it is gruesome.
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I was walking to work and a lady fell onto north LaSalle Street in Chicago as a bus was approaching. She got hit and decapitated. Her head rolled to the shoulder about five feet from me. The bus kept going not noticing that anything had happened.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: It doesn't specify the interior of the bus. The guy is lucky he didn't get tazed by transit cops for fare evoision.

Isn't evoision usually used with regard to taxes? We're still sort of at the early stages of the word's existence, so we must be diligent, lest it be defined under a false context.

deadapostle: We're still sort of at the early stages of the word's existence, so we must be diligent, lest it be defined under a false context.

My use is perfectly cromulent. Look it up.

/embiggening this thread

BigDumbGuy: deadapostle: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it incredibly disturbing that this bus driver ran over a human being and didn't even notice?

Just you. Buses way a shiat load of tons. You can sideswipe cars, rip off open doors or whatever without noticing. I witnessed a nasty bus accident that I will describe below giving people a chance to not read it as it is gruesome.
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I was walking to work and a lady fell onto north LaSalle Street in Chicago as a bus was approaching. She got hit and decapitated. Her head rolled to the shoulder about five feet from me. The bus kept going not noticing that anything had happened.

My friends father was a Driver for Greyhound in Chicago. Then he drove for tour bus company. He was once driving a bunch of senior citizens to a casino, when a soft top jeep was in the process of passing him. They had the top down and it was filled with filled with young gals and guys going off to do summer things.

The Jeeps tire blew out suddenly and fishtailed sideways right into the path of the bus. He had a front row seat of the last fearful look at the young men and women who knew they were going to die. At 50 MPH being broadsided by a bus, no seat belt (which they were wearing) could save them.

It wasn't the kids fault, and it wasn't my friends fathers fault. It was an accident of the tire blowing at the wrong place at the wrong time. The tires were new, the kid had a record of being a good driver. They think it was a loose chunk of asphalt or some sort of debris.

The only thing he told his wife was he saw those poor kids flying and there was nothing he could do about it.

I was visiting my friend the day it happened. His father-a man who was a Marine during Vietnam, came home deflated and didn't leave his room for three days. His wife stayed with him, coming out of the room to check on the kids grab some food for her and her husband.

In a few weeks, he back to his old self. But I am sure he went to his grave thinking about those kids at least once a day.

If the same exact thing had happened at the same time a street over, they could have had a drag race.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: The guy is lucky he didn't get tazed by transit cops for fare evoision.

You from Joisey?

I already have a date set with myalias1845 to do the sketch identifying my remains, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

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Both Highway 17 and the Massey Tunnel were shut down for several hours while police investigated they hosed down the roads. The roads have since re-opened.

"He was wearing a hooded jacket with red and red checkers made by Grenade, with a red and dark red inner lining. He was also wearing red loafers"

Fixed this for you...

what a drag

HAH! D.A.D. i was wondering about going down that angle too

at80eighty: HAH! D.A.D. i was wondering about going down that angle too

Would this qualify as one of those "fun" sketches you mentioned back then?

probably the bus driver knew; he was just in denial for a few miles.

Que the farker who says "i cannot belive you are so insensitive, this was a human being who lost his life in a accident"

then Que the obligatory "welcome to fark picture"

immediately followed by the first person saying i hate you guys and i hate fark, i am deleting my account.

then wait 5 minutes and see say individual posting in another thread...

this guys saturday night was such a drag..

/window seat please

gopher321: I went down to the station
I didn't scream or fuss
I didn't have lots of patience
Waiting for that bus
Dug deep down in my pockets
To try and find some coin
But much to my chagrin
All I found was my groin

Spadina Bus FTW! [youtube linky, music video]

/For those who aren't Torontonians/don't get this, it's a bizarre musical tribute to the 77 Spadina bus route, since replaced by a streetcar. To me, the song represents the weird civic pride we feel for the TTC, our transit agency.

phineas q. butterfat: what a drag

^^ This

Can't you read!?

Exact Change Only.

For the unintended passenger's sake, i hope the initial impact killed him.

BigDumbGuy: Oh, and thanks for clarifying that he inadvertently did something without knowing. You jackass Canadian "journalists" suck.

Protip: Inadvertent means unintentional. Without knowledge means without knowledge.

The bus driver unintentionally picked up the body and unknowningly dragged it. The car driver unintentionally and knowingly hit the guy.

See the difference?

bbpsi1: Spadina Bus FTW! [youtube linky, music video]

/For those who aren't Torontonians/don't get this, it's a bizarre musical tribute to the 77 Spadina bus route, since replaced by a streetcar. To me, the song represents the weird civic pride we feel for the TTC, our transit agency.

In America, people would stare and raise eyebrows. In Canada, nobody bats an eyelash at this behavior.

You Canadians are odd ones.

phineas q. butterfat: what a drag

what took so long...low hanging fruit and all that.

Okay, I'm digging the map of the bus route.

There was a guy here officer, I swear! He was riding a pink elephant when I ran him over!

FTFA: Police say identifying the man is difficult, as he didn't have a wallet a face any longer.

/FTFT
//sorry - it had to be said.

Danger Avoid Death: Would this qualify as one of those "fun" sketches you mentioned back then?

yup. though i hope she uses the drawing kit i sent her

bbpsi1: gopher321: I went down to the station
I didn't scream or fuss
I didn't have lots of patience
Waiting for that bus
Dug deep down in my pockets
To try and find some coin
But much to my chagrin
All I found was my groin

Spadina Bus FTW! [youtube linky, music video]

/For those who aren't Torontonians/don't get this, it's a bizarre musical tribute to the 77 Spadina bus route, since replaced by a streetcar. To me, the song represents the weird civic pride we feel for the TTC, our transit agency.

Without the video title I would have sworn they were singing about the vagina bus.

Not impressed:

"But when he returned to the site he didn't find a body -- only a shirt and a jacket."

If that were me, I'd be breaking open the emergency zombie kit!

And the driver did it both inadvertently and without knowing... that's some fine writing....

Nordberg is not impressed.

Danger Avoid Death: at80eighty: HAH! D.A.D. i was wondering about going down that angle too

Would this qualify as one of those "fun" sketches you mentioned back then?

Why yes! Yes it would. I'm on it.

at80eighty: Danger Avoid Death: Would this qualify as one of those "fun" sketches you mentioned back then?

yup. though i hope she uses the drawing kit i sent her

You bes' believe it. That sharpie works wonders...but somehow everyone is ending up with Chaplin mustaches...just can't help myself.

Danger Avoid Death: I already have a date set with myalias1845 to do the sketch identifying my remains, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Arrived late, but glad you're getting a kick because I like doing the kickin'.

"Tough little mutt probably kept up with you for a mile or so."

CONFUCIUS SAY:

"Man who run behind car get exhausted, man who jump in front of car get tired."

Remind me the next time I'm in Canada to go no where near a bus, one way or another, it will be the death of me.

What happens under the bus, stays under the bus.

Did Napoleon Dynamite throw him out the bus window?

The man, who police described as South Asian and in his late 30s

Jeez, you can tell?

That would be a 620 airport station, or a 601 Vancouver. I've ridden both many times. *shudders*