He fixes the cable?

Subby turns on the spellllchecker?

"When I bought the car, I knew it was a sought-after car (by thieves) but I got it alarmed and thought it was relatively safe.

"I had a $500 alarm system in there but somehow they managed to bypass it and take the car anyway," he said.

I bet this guy thought he was the first one to think of alarming his car. "But I had an alarm in it, how could it have been stolen!!!"

His zany roommate/sidekick loses the keys to the car right before his big blind date?

He's praised by the Church for recognizing St Owen, patron saint of illusionists?

OK, maybe not.

squeegee_boy: Subby turns on the spellllchecker?

I see it's been fixed.

"Guy gets custom license plate "STOWLN" for his car. Guess what happened next[?]"

A ritual killing involving Tonya Harding, an illegal Mexican, and that guy on the infomercial who sells the Sham-Wow?

Am I the only on that did not know there were cars in New Zeland?

It would have been funnier if they took the car but left the license plate.

Thought about getting "stolen" plate for my porsche 911. Also thinking about "call911" if they'll give it to me..

Was it baby blue?

So there was a guy driving around in a stolen car that had STOWLN on the license plate? He must've gotten a really good laugh out of that.

For an extra $1 he could have got one of these

For an extra $1 he could have got one of these babies

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For an extra $1 he could have got one of these babies

// mods: seek and destory prior posts

Whatta Dolt

For an extra $1 he could have got one of these

The license plate withstanding, who would steal a farking Subaru?

/Obligatory
//And hotlinked

It's hhooperiffic.

/jealous, unable to post that badly even with a 5 day old concussion, staples in my head and bluuurred vision that won't go away.

His next car plate will say WARGARBL

My neighbor had the license plate "STOLEN" in Nebraska in the late 70's. Pretty funny considering she (as far as I know, as she was a teacher) had no sense of humor. Rock on, Ruth!

lost cause: For an extra $1 he could have got one of these

THIS

Profit?

hhooper tries to reply with a snarky post and fails three consecutive times?

For an extra $1 he could have got one of these

my name is steve towlin and i'm getting a kick out of this holding cell...

geetus: So there was a guy driving around in a stolen car that had STOWLN on the license plate? He must've gotten a really good laugh out of that.

Well if he slapped a big ol' "NOT" sticker in front of that, he would have never been caught.

Or better yet, one of these for an extra $1.

Or two of THEESE for only $2!

I have a dollar so I'm getting a real kick out of these replies...

For an extra $1 he could have got one of these

I know a guy in Adelaide who has "STOLEN" plates on his Porsche. It hasn't been stolen AFAIK, but filling out registration and insurance papers is always a hassle. Sorry sir but we don't insure your car if it's stolen

It could have been worse.

He could have had a license plate reading UFIA.

/obligatory

laars: Am I the only on that did not know there were cars in New Zeland?

Wait...there's a NEW Zealand?

mjoven1975: The license plate withstanding, who would steal a farking Subaru?

IT was an Impreza WRX. Unless the stats have changed in the last couple of years it's the most targeted car in New Zealand for theft.

mjoven1975: The license plate withstanding, who would steal a farking Subaru?

Have you seen the new WRXs?? They're nice!!



/ok, I like it anyway
//used to have an '04 WRX... that thing was a hell of a lot of fun to drive

I'd buy THAT for an extra dollar.

myalias1845: geetus: So there was a guy driving around in a stolen car that had STOWLN on the license plate? He must've gotten a really good laugh out of that.

Well if he slapped a big ol' "NOT" sticker in front of that, he would have never been caught.

I'll be nice and give you a B for effort.

laars: Am I the only on that did not know there were cars in New Zeland?

didnt you see the blooper in LoTR: Fellowship of the Ring, where Sam and Frodo are in the field with the scarecrow & a car cruises by?

Wadded Beef: laars: Am I the only on that did not know there were cars in New Zeland?

Wait...there's a NEW Zealand?

Yeah, but where in the hell is the OLD Zealand??

really?

a custom plate?

Is it this easy to begin blamelessly killing people?

fenian ate him!

Danger Avoid Death: Wadded Beef: laars: Am I the only on that did not know there were cars in New Zeland?

Wait...there's a NEW Zealand?

Yeah, but where in the hell is the OLD Zealand??

In Europe, where the white people traveled from would be a good guess.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand

John_Rat_Safari: Danger Avoid Death: Wadded Beef: laars: Am I the only on that did not know there were cars in New Zeland?

Wait...there's a NEW Zealand?

Yeah, but where in the hell is the OLD Zealand??

In Europe, where the white people traveled from would be a good guess.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand

Give that man a Danish.