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(Fox News) Fail Killing your 80 year old inlaws with flamethrower = success. Stabbing yourself in the stomach to commit suicide..not so much   (foxnews.com) divider line 46
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Soumac [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:21:52 PM  
Mission accomplished, but a poor exit strategy.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:36:44 PM  
If you go through all the trouble of making a flame thrower, why only use it once?

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:47:41 PM  
OMG SEPPUKU R HARD

 
rmoody 2008-10-04 09:40:46 PM  
You are THE FURY.

 
TreoFanatic 2008-10-04 09:41:12 PM  
Why not farking use the flamethrower?
Dumbass!

 
Mangoose 2008-10-04 09:41:57 PM  
I love my mother-in-law. She lives in Beijing. You hear that? Neither do I.

 
eff ewe 2008-10-04 09:43:06 PM  
Hardly a success if he waited until they were 80. I call that more of a major procrastination.

 
just_dis_guy 2008-10-04 09:44:22 PM  
stab in the left side, draw over to right, it helps to have a second to whack your head off so you don't have to sit there and hurt until you black out.

/japanese people r weird

 
iamrobot 2008-10-04 09:44:28 PM  
I diagnose you with an advanced case of AWESOME!

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 09:44:46 PM  
www.funnyforumpics.com

Just seemed appropriate.

 
D'Annunzio 2008-10-04 09:45:48 PM  
Drake Sabiatch is not impressed.

 
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm 2008-10-04 09:46:32 PM  
Chief investigator Anton Kiesl says the 48-year-old man set the elderly couple on fire as they lay in bed late Friday using a flame thrower he made from a propane gas container.

Note to self, you can make a flamethrower out of a propane tank.

 
The_Original_Roxtar 2008-10-04 09:46:50 PM  
MaxxLarge: OMG SEPPUKU R HARD

should have used the frisbee method (new window)

 
just_dis_guy 2008-10-04 09:47:13 PM  
Of course there is a how to guide online.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2149855_perform-seppuku-harikari.html

 
Arthur the Sandwich Maker 2008-10-04 09:47:41 PM  
I think 2008 will go down as the year everyone realised that Austrians can be a little weird. Just a hunch.

 
wildcardjack 2008-10-04 09:50:43 PM  
Kiesl said Saturday the man fled and attempted to commit suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach. He is currently in an induced coma.

Ah, the source of the fail tag. I'll give him points for the flame thrower, but minus points for failing to have a second during the Seppuku to chop your head off.

Although spending the rest of your life in an Austiran jail cell might be more pleasant than dealing with the in-laws.

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skinink 2008-10-04 09:51:46 PM  
That's a flamewar oldschool style, biatch!

 
The_Original_Roxtar 2008-10-04 09:52:15 PM  
he needs this shirt:

www.thedailytee.com

/link is as hot as his mother-in-law

 
UntamedSpirit 2008-10-04 09:52:18 PM  
You're doing it wrong...

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Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 09:54:54 PM  
The_Original_Roxtar: MaxxLarge: OMG SEPPUKU R HARD

should have used the frisbee method (new window)


I hope he was REALLY supper pissed.

 
The_Time_Master 2008-10-04 10:00:07 PM  
I guess that didn't sit well in his stomach

 
simpsonfan 2008-10-04 10:00:08 PM  
He should have just left them in the Outback, let the dingos eat them. And he could have jumped off Ayers Rock afterwards.

 
w_houle 2008-10-04 10:00:24 PM  
Ummm... I thought the FAIL tag was suppose to go to threads with pics of said fail!

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 10:03:01 PM  
Barakku: The_Original_Roxtar: MaxxLarge: OMG SEPPUKU R HARD

should have used the frisbee method (new window)

I hope he was REALLY supper pissed.


I prefer the breakfast pissed method of in-law-acide

 
inglixthemad [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 10:05:29 PM  
Soumac: Mission accomplished, but a poor exit strategy.

Idiot missed his liver.

 
Staypuft_Mushmallow_Manz 2008-10-04 10:07:35 PM  
Between this guy and the creepy fark who enslaved his daughter...

Austria doesn't fark around when it comes to crazy. They may have very few crazies... but when they snap, they go the extra mile.

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 10:07:38 PM  
Throw another shrimp on the barbie

 
SteelCityKid 2008-10-04 10:08:59 PM  
Cut your femoral artery. You'd lose consciousness in about 30 seconds, dead in under 5.

 
SaintlyExpectations 2008-10-04 10:11:53 PM  
wildcardjack: Kiesl said Saturday the man fled and attempted to commit suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach. He is currently in an induced coma.

Ah, the source of the fail tag. I'll give him points for the flame thrower, but minus points for failing to have a second during the Seppuku to chop your head off.

Although spending the rest of your life in an Austiran jail cell might be more pleasant than dealing with the in-laws.




SON OF A BIATCH! That place is much nicer than my apartment. Too bad I'm not crazy enough to do anything close to what some of those crazy Austrians do to get sent there.


/lives in a shiathole
//moving to a very nice in the city at the end of the month

 
jmgilchr 2008-10-04 10:11:58 PM  
SteelCityKid: Cut your femoral artery. You'd lose consciousness in about 30 seconds, dead in under 5.

With 25 seconds of being undead? I don't think so.

 
iamrobot 2008-10-04 10:16:49 PM  
simpsonfan: He should have just left them in the Outback, let the dingos eat them. And he could have jumped off Ayers Rock afterwards.

quite true

 
jso2897 2008-10-04 10:19:30 PM  
SaintlyExpectations: wildcardjack: Kiesl said Saturday the man fled and attempted to commit suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach. He is currently in an induced coma.

Ah, the source of the fail tag. I'll give him points for the flame thrower, but minus points for failing to have a second during the Seppuku to chop your head off.

Although spending the rest of your life in an Austiran jail cell might be more pleasant than dealing with the in-laws.



SON OF A BIATCH! That place is much nicer than my apartment. Too bad I'm not crazy enough to do anything close to what some of those crazy Austrians do to get sent there.


/lives in a shiathole
//moving to a very nice in the city at the end of the month


You ever been inside, dude? Your apartment may suck, but you can LEAVE the motherfarker.

 
TorqueToad 2008-10-04 10:31:05 PM  
jso2897: SaintlyExpectations: wildcardjack:

You ever been inside, dude? Your apartment may suck, but you can LEAVE the motherfarker.


I dunno, I mean, it might beat working and paying bills and such. Mowing the lawn, digging dead rats out of walls...

 
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm 2008-10-04 10:37:22 PM  
simpsonfan: He should have just left them in the Outback, let the dingos eat them. And he could have jumped off Ayers Rock afterwards.

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Radioactive_Clown 2008-10-04 10:48:08 PM  
Anybody else get the same ad on the right?

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rebelyell2006 2008-10-04 10:52:57 PM  
Radioactive_Clown: Anybody else get the same ad on the right?

Nope.

/Adblocker

 
we_hates [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 10:58:05 PM  
I wanna live! I wanna live!

 
Combine_Orgasm 2008-10-05 12:05:40 AM  
mp.i-revo.jp

Wanted for questioning.

 
colatf [TotalFark] 2008-10-05 12:14:20 AM  

 
haterade 2008-10-05 12:43:40 AM  
nice..finally got my first link approved. i think some flaming shots are in order

/did the leprechaun tell him to do it?

 
HamSlammer 2008-10-05 02:22:00 AM  
He should have killed himself with the flamethrower first then stabbed his grandparents to death.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-10-05 05:44:10 AM  
Staypuft_Mushmallow_Manz: Between this guy and the creepy fark who enslaved his daughter...

Austria doesn't fark around when it comes to crazy. They may have very few crazies... but when they snap, they go the extra mile.


In California, we call that "becoming the Governator".

 
ex-nuke 2008-10-05 09:36:16 AM  
Not to worry, the Aussies will outlaw propane bottles tomorrow and then all the little children will be safe forever and ever and everybody will get together for a great big group hug and unicorns and rainbows and, and, and,,, CHANGE.

 
Lolympic Hopeful 2008-10-05 03:04:32 PM  
ex-nuke: Not to worry, the Aussies will outlaw propane bottles tomorrow and then all the little children will be safe forever and ever and everybody will get together for a great big group hug and unicorns and rainbows and, and, and,,, CHANGE.

RTFA, this happened in austria, not australia
/Still put a shrimp on the barbie.

 
Anathema2121 2008-10-05 04:25:51 PM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

/no one posted this? i'm ashamed of you

 
CaineTheLongshot 2008-10-05 05:16:33 PM  
Damn, they really should have left the Bronx.

/Obscure?

 
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