Mission accomplished, but a poor exit strategy.

If you go through all the trouble of making a flame thrower, why only use it once?

OMG SEPPUKU R HARD

You are THE FURY.

Why not farking use the flamethrower?
Dumbass!

I love my mother-in-law. She lives in Beijing. You hear that? Neither do I.

Hardly a success if he waited until they were 80. I call that more of a major procrastination.

stab in the left side, draw over to right, it helps to have a second to whack your head off so you don't have to sit there and hurt until you black out.

/japanese people r weird

I diagnose you with an advanced case of AWESOME!

Just seemed appropriate.

Drake Sabiatch is not impressed.

Chief investigator Anton Kiesl says the 48-year-old man set the elderly couple on fire as they lay in bed late Friday using a flame thrower he made from a propane gas container.

Note to self, you can make a flamethrower out of a propane tank.

MaxxLarge: OMG SEPPUKU R HARD

should have used the frisbee method (new window)

Of course there is a how to guide online.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2149855_perform-seppuku-harikari.html

I think 2008 will go down as the year everyone realised that Austrians can be a little weird. Just a hunch.

Kiesl said Saturday the man fled and attempted to commit suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach. He is currently in an induced coma.

Ah, the source of the fail tag. I'll give him points for the flame thrower, but minus points for failing to have a second during the Seppuku to chop your head off.

Although spending the rest of your life in an Austiran jail cell might be more pleasant than dealing with the in-laws.

That's a flamewar oldschool style, biatch!

he needs this shirt:



/link is as hot as his mother-in-law

You're doing it wrong...

The_Original_Roxtar: MaxxLarge: OMG SEPPUKU R HARD

should have used the frisbee method (new window)

I hope he was REALLY supper pissed.

I guess that didn't sit well in his stomach

He should have just left them in the Outback, let the dingos eat them. And he could have jumped off Ayers Rock afterwards.

Ummm... I thought the FAIL tag was suppose to go to threads with pics of said fail!

Barakku: The_Original_Roxtar: MaxxLarge: OMG SEPPUKU R HARD

should have used the frisbee method (new window)

I hope he was REALLY supper pissed.

I prefer the breakfast pissed method of in-law-acide

Soumac: Mission accomplished, but a poor exit strategy.

Idiot missed his liver.

Between this guy and the creepy fark who enslaved his daughter...

Austria doesn't fark around when it comes to crazy. They may have very few crazies... but when they snap, they go the extra mile.

Throw another shrimp on the barbie

Cut your femoral artery. You'd lose consciousness in about 30 seconds, dead in under 5.

wildcardjack: Kiesl said Saturday the man fled and attempted to commit suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach. He is currently in an induced coma.

Ah, the source of the fail tag. I'll give him points for the flame thrower, but minus points for failing to have a second during the Seppuku to chop your head off.

Although spending the rest of your life in an Austiran jail cell might be more pleasant than dealing with the in-laws.



SON OF A BIATCH! That place is much nicer than my apartment. Too bad I'm not crazy enough to do anything close to what some of those crazy Austrians do to get sent there.


/lives in a shiathole
//moving to a very nice in the city at the end of the month

SteelCityKid: Cut your femoral artery. You'd lose consciousness in about 30 seconds, dead in under 5.

With 25 seconds of being undead? I don't think so.

simpsonfan: He should have just left them in the Outback, let the dingos eat them. And he could have jumped off Ayers Rock afterwards.

quite true

SaintlyExpectations: wildcardjack: Kiesl said Saturday the man fled and attempted to commit suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach. He is currently in an induced coma.

Ah, the source of the fail tag. I'll give him points for the flame thrower, but minus points for failing to have a second during the Seppuku to chop your head off.

Although spending the rest of your life in an Austiran jail cell might be more pleasant than dealing with the in-laws.



SON OF A BIATCH! That place is much nicer than my apartment. Too bad I'm not crazy enough to do anything close to what some of those crazy Austrians do to get sent there.


/lives in a shiathole
//moving to a very nice in the city at the end of the month

You ever been inside, dude? Your apartment may suck, but you can LEAVE the motherfarker.

jso2897: SaintlyExpectations: wildcardjack:

You ever been inside, dude? Your apartment may suck, but you can LEAVE the motherfarker.

I dunno, I mean, it might beat working and paying bills and such. Mowing the lawn, digging dead rats out of walls...

simpsonfan: He should have just left them in the Outback, let the dingos eat them. And he could have jumped off Ayers Rock afterwards.

Anybody else get the same ad on the right?

Radioactive_Clown: Anybody else get the same ad on the right?

Nope.

/Adblocker

I wanna live! I wanna live!

Wanted for questioning.

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm:

Pure Awesome.

nice..finally got my first link approved. i think some flaming shots are in order

/did the leprechaun tell him to do it?

He should have killed himself with the flamethrower first then stabbed his grandparents to death.

Staypuft_Mushmallow_Manz: Between this guy and the creepy fark who enslaved his daughter...

Austria doesn't fark around when it comes to crazy. They may have very few crazies... but when they snap, they go the extra mile.

In California, we call that "becoming the Governator".

Not to worry, the Aussies will outlaw propane bottles tomorrow and then all the little children will be safe forever and ever and everybody will get together for a great big group hug and unicorns and rainbows and, and, and,,, CHANGE.

ex-nuke: Not to worry, the Aussies will outlaw propane bottles tomorrow and then all the little children will be safe forever and ever and everybody will get together for a great big group hug and unicorns and rainbows and, and, and,,, CHANGE.

RTFA, this happened in austria, not australia
/Still put a shrimp on the barbie.

/no one posted this? i'm ashamed of you

Damn, they really should have left the Bronx.

/Obscure?