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(News Of The World) Strange Teachers unions want members to be able to sleep with their students as a kind of job perk   (newsoftheworld.co.uk) divider line 71
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Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 06:33:18 PM  
Ah yes. News of the World.

The calibrating point for The Sun, and the sole reason employees of The Sun sometimes can regard themselves as "serious reporters.

A news media The Onion could be if they only started pretending that they were spreading the truth.

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 06:34:56 PM  
Also, age of consent in England is 16, except for student-teacher affairs. It actually is somewhat discriminating from a legal point of view.

 
cerejaninja 2008-10-04 06:46:00 PM  
I like the guy's dramatic picture. It'd be a bit improved if he weren't trying so hard to look deeply hurt.

 
dletter [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:01:05 PM  
Cornwell: Also, age of consent in England is 16, except for student-teacher affairs. It actually is somewhat discriminating from a legal point of view.

It is exactly same in many U.S. states as well. My neighbor across the street was an Asst. Principal and just got put in jail for 2 years for boinking a 17 year old girl, although our age of consent otherwise is 16. It actually covers 17 AND 18 year olds in school that someone would be in a supervisor role of.

 
Rat [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:05:51 PM  
which reminds me, I gotta do the annual maintenance on my van

©

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-10-04 07:06:57 PM  
FTFA: Dean Dainty, who was 16 when he had a consensual relationship with his drama teacher Nicola Prentice, rubbished the claim, saying she abused her position.

He said: "It took a piece of my life away really."


Man up, you Dainty little twit.

 
strangeguitar 2008-10-04 07:08:00 PM  
i239.photobucket.com

 
The Great EZE [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:08:46 PM  
Yes, salaries and benefits are always up for debate but rare is the issue that is truly worth striking for.

 
edg_mule 2008-10-04 07:08:51 PM  
I just have a hard time thinking, "man that guy got laid, he's a victem" ... it just doesn't work for me. I know I know, double standard. But on the other hand the second she, "swore him to secrecy" he held all the power in that relationship.

/will withold judgement of his victemhood until he sees pic's of the teacher.

 
actionjacksn04 2008-10-04 07:10:06 PM  
The real story is the emo guy in the picture. Dean Dainty??? It's guys like him that are ruining most 16 year old boys dreams. How lame can you be?

 
skinink 2008-10-04 07:10:13 PM  

Brings a new meaning to wax on, wax off Daniel-san.


www.iamgaz.co.uk


 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:10:16 PM  
cerejaninja: I like the guy's dramatic picture. It'd be a bit improved if he weren't trying so hard to look deeply hurt.

You did extract the little nugget of information from the article, saying that it was his drama teacher?

/She was probably happy to find someone not gay in her class

 
SharkTrager 2008-10-04 07:10:18 PM  
Cornwell: Also, age of consent in England is 16, except for student-teacher affairs. It actually is somewhat discriminating from a legal point of view.

Actually, the premise is that, since the teachers are in a position of authority, the students cannot really consent.

I would argue that in most of the cases I've seen it seemed the kids weren't under any undue duress, but what do I know.

 
Lycopene 2008-10-04 07:11:22 PM  
Is that a prison photo of the guy? I thought the article was about him and the grade school boys he played with seriously.

 
Iron Chef Scottish 2008-10-04 07:12:24 PM  
Dean Dainty is a disgrace to all men everywhere. I was tugged off by a trainee science teacher in the store rooms when I was 15. Greatest moment of my life up until that point.

 
Doc Batarang 2008-10-04 07:14:09 PM  
Uh Dean buddy? That sounds like every failed relationship EVER.

Don't take it too hard. Get drunk a few nights and find a new one to start the stupid dance all over again.

 
aneternalenigma 2008-10-04 07:15:43 PM  
Any male who rats out their teacher for banging them is a disgrace to all men.

 
libbynomore2 2008-10-04 07:16:31 PM  
"This isn't a person who is showing any tendencies for being a sex offender-this is a person who's made a serious error of professional judgement.

"I don't think they need to be criminalised by being put on a sex offenders register.



Generally speaking I think this makes sense if you're talking about a teacher in their 20's and a 17-18 year old. Still there are some situations that are far worse than just an error in judgment and more along the lines of a crime. Some kids are far less prepared emotionally to deal with something like an affair with a teacher than others.

In addition, the gender issue has a built in double standard in terms of societal outrage.

 
captain_heroic44 2008-10-04 07:17:57 PM  
I might become a teacher with that kind of perk. Even with the low pay.

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:18:17 PM  
Iron Chef Scottish: I was tugged off by a trainee science teacher in the store rooms when I was 15. Greatest moment of my life up until that point.

His, too.

 
Iron Chef Scottish 2008-10-04 07:20:06 PM  
It's late, so you get a pass on picking that low hanging fruit, FarkinNortherner.

 
demotivate 2008-10-04 07:21:41 PM  
yeah i don't see why the law makes an exception if one of the two consenting adults is the other's teacher or instructor. i think perhaps the schools can have a private policy regarding the matter, but there shouldn't be a federal law against it.

i personally don't think there's anything wrong with a teacher seeing a student who is of the legal age of consent. they're both grown ups.

 
orat-on-a-stick 2008-10-04 07:22:33 PM  
img160.imageshack.us

...when a guy walks in with an itty bitty



/well, you know

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:22:48 PM  
Iron Chef Scottish: It's late, so you get a pass on picking that low hanging fruit, FarkinNortherner.

You may change your mind when you realise that's two times in as many threads ;)

/never upset a Scotsman after last orders

 
demotivate 2008-10-04 07:23:17 PM  
actually, now i see that this has nothing to do with federal law.

i still think there shouldn't be a policy in place against it.

 
kd1s 2008-10-04 07:23:55 PM  
This is too much. Mr. Dainty needs to stop already.

I don't know any teenage guy who wouldn't have loved to bang certain teachers unless of course said guy was gay.

 
DrForrester 2008-10-04 07:25:59 PM  
The hell with that article, it links to this one which I'm sure your average Farker will find much more interesting.

 
VonAether 2008-10-04 07:26:28 PM  
It depends. Is she hot?

But seriously, I agree. From a legal standpoint, the age of consent should be the age of consent, with no exceptions for teachers. They are guilty of an error in judgement and could certainly get fired, but I don't think it's a criminal offence, nor should they be added to a sex offender registry.

 
iaazathot 2008-10-04 07:27:52 PM  
kd1s: This is too much. Mr. Dainty needs to stop already.

I don't know any teenage guy who wouldn't have loved to bang certain teachers unless of course said guy was gay.


I am sure there are gay students who wanted to bang certain teachers. What a weird statement.

 
VonAether 2008-10-04 07:29:34 PM  
orat-on-a-stick: ...when a guy walks in with an itty bitty

/well, you know


I've been meaning to say this for a while, but I love your username.

/you can open its mouth, you can close its mouth
//hours of fun for all

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:30:05 PM  
The News of the Screws strikes again.

www.theage.com.au

 
oldsbone [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:31:23 PM  
Even at 29, I couldn't imagine wanting to have a relationship with one of my students-even the 18 year old ones. High school students are just not stable people for the most part-they're children to me. I know that a young Farker who's in HS or just out is going to come in and be offended, but it's just a different mentality and life outlook I guess. That's not to say my students are horrible people. I like most of them, and enjoy their company-I just wouldn't want to try to have a relationship with one.

/Boinking for fun is right out, too. I wouldn't want to lead someone on with no intention of pursuing a true relationship (not sober, anyway), and, besides, I'm married and not into the whole adultery thing.
//And I wouldn't want to go jail for years for an hour of fun (even if I were single).

 
orat-on-a-stick 2008-10-04 07:31:55 PM  
VonAether:

I've been meaning to say this for a while, but I love your username.

/you can open its mouth, you can close its mouth
//hours of fun for all



Thanks... lots of fun with those.

 
Capt. Monkey Balls 2008-10-04 07:32:06 PM  
I agree with DrForrester.

/Good lookin' out.

 
Ratica 2008-10-04 07:37:56 PM  
I really don't see why they shouldn't be able to sleep together.

I see nothing wrong with a healthy teacher-student relationship.

Either that or I've been reading too much fanfiction respectable reading material.

 
chu2dogg 2008-10-04 07:39:44 PM  
edg_mule 2008-10-04 07:08:51 PM
I just have a hard time thinking, "man that guy got laid, he's a victem" ... it just doesn't work for me. I know I know, double standard. But on the other hand the second she, "swore him to secrecy" he held all the power in that relationship. /will withold judgement of his victemhood until he sees pic's of the teacher.


I like the way you think, bro.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:43:33 PM  
Bucky Katt: The News of the Screws strikes again.

Are the smears by her eyes permanent, or make-up? They seem to always be there, always same shape...

 
VonAether 2008-10-04 07:44:06 PM  
orat-on-a-stick: Thanks... lots of fun with those.

Tangent: Dunno if you were a fan of the series, but AGD Interactive just released a VGA point-and-click version of Quest for Glory II. Lots of extra stuff that was planned in the original EGA, but discarded due to lack of space, as well as a host of new easter eggs.

 
rebelyell2006 2008-10-04 07:44:51 PM  
i119.photobucket.com

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-10-04 07:47:55 PM  
Sorry but I could not help myself by clicking on the 'Sell your stories' link

 
orat-on-a-stick 2008-10-04 07:49:44 PM  
VonAether: orat-on-a-stick: Thanks... lots of fun with those.

Tangent: Dunno if you were a fan of the series, but AGD Interactive just released a VGA point-and-click version of Quest for Glory II. Lots of extra stuff that was planned in the original EGA, but discarded due to lack of space, as well as a host of new easter eggs.


Looks like fun! Thanks for the link.

 
kenbob 2008-10-04 07:50:24 PM  
To Sir With Love: Tonight is on ITV1 tomorrow (October 6) at 8pm.

i lol'd

 
just_another_farker [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 08:04:58 PM  
It's abuse of power and it should be criminal but not one that warrants being registered as a sexual offender.

 
Kymry 2008-10-04 08:13:12 PM  
I didn't rtfa, but I seriously doubt this.

And I'm sorry, if you are a teacher who has sex with your students, you're a predator, plain and simple. I don't care if they wanted it. You're the adult, you are the responsible one who says, "No, hon, sorry, you're attractive, but I'm not an irresponsible fark, and I don't fark irresponsibly. Neither should you. Go find a nice girl/boy your own age, and wear/use a condom. And don't forget the test next Thursday."

 
cerejaninja 2008-10-04 08:21:24 PM  
Cornwell: cerejaninja: I like the guy's dramatic picture. It'd be a bit improved if he weren't trying so hard to look deeply hurt.

You did extract the little nugget of information from the article, saying that it was his drama teacher?

/She was probably happy to find someone not gay in her class


Well, we can see here why he had to sleep with the teacher to pass the class. He should probably not be complaining, but why waste some good old free publicity?

 
brewssuds 2008-10-04 08:22:31 PM  
Kymry: And I'm sorry, if you are a teacher who has sex with your students, you're a predator, plain and simple.

What if you're a female teacher and the students you're boinking are male? What are you then?

/the correct answer is "hero"

 
Kymry 2008-10-04 08:28:34 PM  
brewssuds:

A Perv. I look at teenage boys and go, "Eeeeew, grooooss!" in my head, I don't care HOW ripped/hung/whatever they might be. They're idiots. They may grow into non-idiots, but who wants to fark an idiot?

/I mean emotionally, I'm sure some 17 year olds could kick my ass at calculus
//yes, I know what you meant anyhow.
///still. Eeeeew.

 
DYXautic 2008-10-04 08:33:48 PM  
You don't allow this because it's a conflict of interest.

 
Miss Smartass 2008-10-04 08:35:08 PM  
It depends on the teacher.

 
chachi88 2008-10-04 08:37:34 PM  
Kymry
How YOU doin?
Your doing, show me how you does

 
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