Man struck by lightening while pumping gas.

Michael Jackson knows where he'll be filling his tank.

If he hadn't lied about gas prices not bothering him, God wouldn't have responded.

Seems he's lucky nothing blew up...

vossiewulf: Man struck by lightening while pumping gas.

Michael Jackson knows where he'll be filling his tank.

Came in here solely to make a Michael Jackson joke. Well played.

Wonder if it helped him spell better than the submitter?

Sweeeet sideburns

I came for the snarky comments about submitter's spelling ability, leaving satisfied.

/lightning

joenobody1877: Wonder if it helped him spell better than the submitter?

Lightening is draw to areas with flourescent lights.

What's even more embarassing is that the person who greenlit the headline has the ability to EDIT the headline. And didn't.

I wonder if he's clear of engrams now and can just skip to OTIII.

LIGHTNING != LIGHTENING

/ It's been said already
// Still pushed my button

We won't be lightening up on you, subby.

Hey, he done spelled that thing wrong. That thing up inna the place.

should have bought a lottery ticket while he was at it.

Maybe it was shortening? Let the Crisco Wars begin.

Or Coffee Lightener? That stuff will burn if you spnrikle it out and hold a lighter underneath. Lightener, I mean.

I am struck by the darkening.

historymike: should have bought a lottery ticket while he was at it.

Win...

Did he float away?

Apparently pumping gas is the new Atkins diet. If it worked for this guy, who can argue.

Lighten up, Lumans.

historymike: should have bought a lottery ticket while he was at it.

Missing from headline.

Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
Chet: Six times?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!

How much weight did he lose?

Submitter is enlightening us with his spelling prowess.

/english, do you speak it?

Barakku Lighten up, LumansLumens.

/FTW

Rickrolled by god?

What does the sensation of decreased abdominal distention during the latter weeks of pregnancy following the descent of the fetal head into the pelvic inlet have to do with this guy getting hit by lightning?

Oh, maybe there was some sort of cargo ship removing it's load nearby?

Or a dull or fading of color?

No? None of these?

I don't get the headline then.

starzman2003: Submitter is enlightning us with his spelling prowess.

/english, do you speak it?

FTFY

(Also: Sorry, pet peeve.)

hey guys- did anybody notice that "lightning" was misspelled?

Damn it!
Get it rite.

Litening

And yet havening a link to www.dictionary.com is so easy.

/George, is that you?
//Chronicles of George, for those of you that havening not yet heard of it.
///Headlines on Fark are amazingly similar to entries by George. Havening. Lightening. Stupidening.

it's a streetlight.

so... I am warned to keep my cellphone off so as to not accidentally light the gas fumes... but Mother Nature can let one off in the parking lot and nothing happens?

It was the dog.

Lightning strike still less painful than the price of gas.

I see modmins have been green-lightening submitions with gramatical errors nowadays.