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(UPI) Spiffy Either Elvis or Kim Jong-il has been spotted at a college soccer match in Pyongyang   (upi.com) divider line 19
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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 04:53:41 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen. I'll be checking EXIF and timestamps too.

 
Pope George Ringo [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 05:07:15 PM  
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Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 05:32:00 PM  
i106.photobucket.com

 
skinink 2008-10-04 06:05:36 PM  
Was he eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich?

 
turingtest 2008-10-04 06:08:48 PM  
Kim Jong-il delivered a short speech before the soccer match on the topic of "Brains!"

 
ultraholland 2008-10-04 06:10:26 PM  
You all should be more sensitive. Kim is very il and doesn't have jong to live.

 
Fireproof 2008-10-04 06:11:12 PM  
How is this spiffy?

 
whatshisname 2008-10-04 06:12:46 PM  
"quoting the state-run Korea Central News Agency."

Then it must be true.

 
N. S. Radieaux 2008-10-04 06:13:39 PM  
Did a huge storm happen?

 
CTaylor80 [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 06:16:42 PM  
North Korea is so yesterday's news. Now that we're in economic trouble, and we're leeching about as much money as we can out of the system for the Iraq war, suddenly we don't have so many enemies. Not ones that are in dire need of liberating, anyway.

Hm. Strange.

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 06:17:09 PM  
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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 06:24:27 PM  
CTaylor80: North Korea is so yesterday's news. Now that we're in economic trouble, and we're leeching about as much money as we can out of the system for the Iraq war, suddenly we don't have so many enemies. Not ones that are in dire need of liberating, anyway.

Hm. Strange.

Perhaps they're tooling up for an attack on South Africa. Kill two birds with one stone: Human Rights and Diamonds!

 
SKKorling 2008-10-04 06:56:37 PM  
Almost every time a KJI article comes up, I have to pimp this site - www.nk-news.net . English translations of the KCNA articles. I recommend searching for Hwang Jang Yop, a defector from some years ago. Pure comedy gold.

 
indylaw 2008-10-04 07:18:01 PM  
Too bad a sighting of him can't be immediately followed by a bullet through his brain.

But this is the state-run news, which also claims that Kim Jong Il wrestles bears and invented golf.

Kim is probably doing his best Terri Schiavo impersonation right now.

 
Manfred J. Hattan 2008-10-04 08:00:21 PM  
The game, by the way, concluded in the most glorious nil-nil tie in the history of the sport. Dear Leader was seen after the match healing ankles.

 
Loud_Mouth_Soup 2008-10-04 09:53:26 PM  
Oddly enough, he was accompanied by Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman.

media.canada.com

 
izi ifil 2008-10-04 10:21:30 PM  
the 62nd anniversary of the founding of the university named after his late father, Kim Il Sung,

Is there anything NOT named after that guy? They really need to get over him.

 
dilivion 2008-10-04 11:44:49 PM  
i106.photobucket.com

The King is alive

 
Dwight_Yeast 2008-10-05 12:29:17 AM  
Tr0mBoNe: Pics or it didn't happen. I'll be checking EXIF and timestamps too.

I'm betting it was probably Elvis. Kim's dead, baby.

 
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