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(AP) Scary Mother of the year candidate charged $25 to $45 for her 15-year-old daughter   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 114
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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 03:59:32 PM  
Wow that's a great deal!

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-10-04 04:01:38 PM  
Is that per act or per hour?

 
TheOmni [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 04:04:47 PM  
Wow. I would pay a lot more than 45 bucks for a 15 year old.


Err, I mean, that's terrible and she should be judged harshly.

 
gatsome 2008-10-04 04:14:49 PM  
I always knew there was something not quite right about those Wisconsin girls.

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 04:16:14 PM  
Competition pushes down prices. That's why you should only whore out one of your teen daughters at once.

I hope this teaches you a lesson, Mom. Supply and demand.

 
Danielsan [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-04 04:52:32 PM  
Being Wisconsin prostitutes, you'll also have to pay for your own bag of flour. So there are all sorts of hidden costs.

 
drsewell [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 04:55:00 PM  
worthless without pictures.

/I'll have a seat over there

 
randomizetimer [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 05:00:18 PM  
FTA-"Defense attorney Douglas Bihler told jurors the woman was a prostitute but didn't sell her daughters. He says the girls copied their mother's behavior on their own."


Yeah so her letting the men sex her daughters was better than selling her daughters.

Plus being KENOSHA, Wis the mother and daughters were probably white.

 
opiumpoopy 2008-10-04 05:25:51 PM  
bobbette: you should only whore out one of your teen daughters at once

I'm sure she was a responsible mother, and made sure that one was at home on any given night doing their homework study. Do you know the sort of careers you could end up in if you flunk your graduation exams?

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 05:44:36 PM  
It's only $25 if you save your reciept, and remember to mail in the rebate.

 
vegasj 2008-10-04 05:54:00 PM  
wow. that's less than I pay.

 
Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 06:30:31 PM  
Was the daughter's name Bristol?

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 06:39:39 PM  
Here we have a nation full of teens feeling that they are not valued, and when a mother actually sets a fixed value for her teen daughters, that's wrong too.

Tch!

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 06:55:00 PM  
Authorities say the woman charged men $25 to $45 for sex with her 15-year-old daughter and tried to sell her 14-year-old daughter into prostitution as well.

14? No, that's wrong.

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:02:43 PM  
15+14=29

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:09:52 PM  
Half your age plus seven weeps in the corner.

 
SchlingFocker [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:21:27 PM  
Twenty-five'll get you fifteen'll get you life.

 
berniex [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:47:46 PM  
How much for the mother/daughter combo ?

Mother/older daughter/younger daughter ?

Mother/older daughter/younger daugher/pet chihuahua ?

The Aristocrats !

 
OriginalGamer 2008-10-04 07:48:25 PM  
Was she hot (the daughter)?

 
RandomExcess 2008-10-04 07:49:16 PM  
Very classy defense their, Mr. Lawyer. I am sure the girls have a new found respect for their mother.


/$25 for a 15 year old, and I had to go a buy a ticket to Thailand.

 
SkySnake 2008-10-04 07:50:40 PM  
At that price you can't afford not to do it.

 
OnmyojiOmn 2008-10-04 07:51:09 PM  
bp0.blogger.com

 
oldsbone [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:51:11 PM  
Why would I want to buy a 15-year-old? Teenagers are notoriously lazy, and they eat all of your food besides.

 
ApatheticMonkey 2008-10-04 07:52:39 PM  
img183.imageshack.us

This really should have been posted closer to the top of the thread. You guys are slipping.

 
Point02GPA [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:53:35 PM  
Well...ok...but I've been out of work for a while, how much for the mom then?

 
Brown Sauce 2008-10-04 07:54:10 PM  
She could learn a thing or two about motherhood! (new window)

/it's hard out here for a mom!

 
MonkeyVegetables [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:55:23 PM  
ApatheticMonkey: This really should have been posted closer to the top of the thread. You guys are slipping.

i want to buy your women

the little girl, how much

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:56:20 PM  
Was it Joy from "My Name Is Earl"?

 
ChiliBoots [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:56:26 PM  
Danielsan: Being Wisconsin prostitutes, you'll also have to pay for your own bag of flour. So there are all sorts of hidden costs.

The cheese is free though.

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 07:56:33 PM  
www.johncandy.com

Does not approve

 
odigity 2008-10-04 07:59:36 PM  
She does deserve the mother of the year award. When the economy collapses and the dollar is worthless, she and her children will do well.

And what are YOU doing to teach your children how to survive?

 
rczeien 2008-10-04 08:01:27 PM  
How much for both?

/has a seat over there.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 08:02:41 PM  
Mugato: Authorities say the woman charged men $25 to $45 for sex with her 15-year-old daughter and tried to sell her 14-year-old daughter into prostitution as well.

14? No, that's wrong.


bp0.blogger.com

 
McCroskey 2008-10-04 08:03:29 PM  
www.pollexworld.com

Damn you all, I'm posting it anyway

 
FormlessOne 2008-10-04 08:08:02 PM  
odigity: And what are YOU doing to teach your children how to survive?

Using this story to remind them that there's always somebody out there willing to exploit you for their own benefit, if you let them.

And, telling them to get a better price.

 
dmaul 2008-10-04 08:08:30 PM  
Was it Donna?

images.askmen.com

/hotlink

 
Gleemax 2008-10-04 08:08:38 PM  
hahah fark you all! im still in high school so it costs me nothing!!!

/in a school full of sluts
//highest pregnancy rate in indiana
///not a daddy
////slashies

 
Tony_Pepperoni 2008-10-04 08:10:43 PM  
I'll be in my trunk.

 
Monoxide 2008-10-04 08:13:09 PM  
gleemax is that guy from highschool that browsed fark late saturday night rather than chasin' dat' young' tang'...


/er ...
//how do i know this?
///takes one to know one
////Wizened up in University

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-10-04 08:13:12 PM  
Tony_Pepperoni: I'll be in my trunk.

img92.imageshack.us

I see...

 
jakker 2008-10-04 08:13:51 PM  
Gleemax: hahah fark you all! im still in high school so it costs me nothing!!!

/in a school full of sluts
//highest pregnancy rate in indiana
///not a daddy
////slashies


give it a few years, the cost of those antiretroviral drugs will add up.

 
scotus 2008-10-04 08:15:51 PM  
www.wirz.de

 
oroku_saki 2008-10-04 08:18:41 PM  
And yet again, Drew still denies issuance of the Wisconsin tag.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-10-04 08:20:06 PM  
oroku_saki: And yet again, Drew still denies issuance of the Wisconsin tag.

Well, at least the img1.fark.net tag wasn't used.

 
Oakenshield 2008-10-04 08:21:19 PM  
No picture? Well what the fark? How the hell am I supposed to tell if I'm going to get my money's worth? That's just a poor business decision right there.

 
oroku_saki 2008-10-04 08:22:27 PM  
kidsizedcoffin: oroku_saki: And yet again, Drew still denies issuance of the Wisconsin tag.

Well, at least the tag wasn't used.


Good point.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 08:23:38 PM  
Gleemax: hahah fark you all! im still in high school so it costs me nothing!!!

Except for eternal damnation when you commit suicide because you can't cope with the profound guilt caused by premarital sex.
Everyone in the whole parish knows that.

Rocking back and forth in the corner, while you sob uncontrollably that you "feel so dirty", and "can't get clean", is no way to go through life son.

 
CowboyUpCowgirlDown 2008-10-04 08:23:43 PM  
Did she get to keep her own tips?

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-10-04 08:24:34 PM  
CowboyUpCowgirlDown: Did she get to keep her own tips?

Under child labor laws, no.

 
Kusanagi 2008-10-04 08:27:17 PM  
kou-shibasaki.zanlius.com

Approves

 
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