FTFA:
But the council said, "The number of `fleeting' penises we expect to see on broadcast television is zero."

You can't make this shiat up.

It wasn't a fleeting penis so much as a whimsically bouncing penis.

I saw a penis once when I was a child and I grew up and wanted to have sex.

I know. Shocking.

Oh, I should mention that the penis was my own.

Uhhh, I saw the clip, and it took three viewings until I noticed it. Somehow, I doubt it was intentional. And if it was--yay, CBS.

Soooo, it's ok to show someone getting shot in the face on tv, but a penis or nipple is going to destroy the fabric of our society.


I hate people.

For some reason all I can hear is Jeff Probst's voice saying:

"Previously....on Survivor: Penis Shot....."

They are angry about the penis.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: For some reason all I can hear is Jeff Probst's voice saying:

"Previously....on Survivor: Penis Shot....."

Needs more "fleeting".

Being afraid of the sight of a penis is silly.

Here's an up close and slow mo (NSFW) vid of the "incident. Beware, very NSFW content on page

2xhelix: Here's an up close and slow mo (NSFW) vid of the "incident. Beware, very NSFW content on page

That's it? No big deal.

Won't somebody think of the children!

/fear the penis!

That's it? Was what I thought, too.

Jeez.

darkyn: Being afraid of the sight of a penis is silly.

Oha...YEAH?!

*zip*

Care to reconsider?

Howie Spankowitz: Care to reconsider?

Dear God! What happened to you?

If parents are concerned about nudity they wouldn't let their kids watch Survivor. There's always (blurred) nudity, at least there was in the few seasons I paid attention to. It's also a prime time show featuring real people, so there will be some content objectionable to people whose media diet ranges from the Bible to 700 Club. Have your snowflakes watch Veggie Tales.

Parent Groups are just real life concern trolls.

awfulperson: Uhhh, I saw the clip, and it took three viewings until I noticed it.

Well, at least you put forth the effort. That's the important thing.

darkyn: Howie Spankowitz: Care to reconsider?

Dear God! What happened to you?

Well, let's just say that when you see a sign that says "Do Not Taunt the Monkeys,"...heed that warning.

2xhelix: Here's an up close and slow mo (NSFW) vid of the "incident. Beware, very NSFW content on page

Thank you, 2x, for the link.

/Penis

"Remember what the [FCC] says: horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't [show any naughty body parts]! That's what this war is all about!"

-Sheila Broflovsky (albeit slightly modified)

I blame Canada.

Howie Spankowitz: Oha...YEAH?!

*zip*

Care to reconsider?

Oooooh. It's so small. I don't see why'd we'd worry about kids seeing that.

darkyn: Howie Spankowitz: Care to reconsider?

Dear God! What happened to you?

Let's just say those of us in the know call him Howie Blankowitz...

Chariset: darkyn: Howie Spankowitz: Care to reconsider?

Dear God! What happened to you?

Let's just say those of us in the know call him Howie Blankowitz...

Well...they call you...um...Chari...Cha...Charismellyvaginagirlwhonevertakesashowerandhasasmelly vagina!

*runs away crying*