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(The Local (Germany)) Dumbass Want to save the world? That's nice. Want to tell the world how to do it? Really nice. Being drunk and dial emergency services more than 30 times? That's FARK.com   (thelocal.de) divider line 20
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rcain [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 01:31:01 PM  
He must have done something right, because we're still here

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 01:37:40 PM  
rcain: He must have done something right, because we're still here

Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 01:38:40 PM  
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Best stock photo ever

 
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm 2008-10-04 01:44:28 PM  
www.thelocal.de

...and I didnt even spill my beer!

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 01:49:03 PM  
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Shhhh. Listening for police checkpoints.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-10-04 01:49:26 PM  
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: ...and I didnt even spill my beer!

Once I was drunk I slipped down some stairs while holding two beers and injured my tailbone, but not one beer was spilled

 
drharmful 2008-10-04 01:53:26 PM  
Headline Fails. Story Doesn't.

 
mrapier [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 02:01:33 PM  
the photo is the only redeeming quality about the stupid headline.

 
The Power of Positive Drinking 2008-10-04 02:17:04 PM  
I like to think that I save the world one skinny jean at a time.

 
docfate 2008-10-04 02:21:07 PM  
No cheerleaders were involved?

Fail!

 
Sylvia_Bandersnatch 2008-10-04 02:21:35 PM  
Thanks to beer -- we're still here!
Is there anything it can't do?

This man isn't a criminal, he's a misunderstood hero.

 
dj_blueshift 2008-10-04 02:26:43 PM  
"Gibberish" aka "How to save the world if only someone would listen"

 
adeist69 2008-10-04 02:31:51 PM  
docfate: No cheerleaders were involved?

Fail!

Beat me to it...


/was hoping for cheerleader pics

 
the man with the screaming brain 2008-10-04 02:33:34 PM  
I resent the fact that the stock photo is of an Englishman

Damn Fritz

 
Cashew 2008-10-04 02:39:49 PM  
MY img1.fark.net!

 
Pichu0102 2008-10-04 02:54:15 PM  
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Looks like he passed out on a golf course or something.

 
pooperator 2008-10-04 03:05:32 PM  
Barakku: Best stock photo ever

Until you realize the guy (who just walked off camera) is shaking off and zipping up.

Actually, that might make it even better.

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 04:56:52 PM  
mrapier: the photo is the only redeeming quality about the stupid headline.

The photo is not a quality of the headline.

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2008-10-04 05:24:51 PM  
chemical_angel: mrapier: the photo is the only redeeming quality about the stupid headline.

The photo is not a quality of the headline.

Don't tell the photo what it can't do.
www.metroactive.com

 
visio 2008-10-04 06:23:15 PM  
farm2.static.flickr.com

slackers...

 
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