Jesus that was a poorly written article. Maybe a woman wrote it?

/all aboard!

Yes I was watching the Boston-Anaheim game last night but I didn't make her go to the kitchen! We were sitting together on the couch! but she still resents me for it.

Damn straight...go make me a sandwich.

"You have smaller brains...it's scientific fact!"

Bless you, Mr Burgundy.

In other news, 77% of the male population lies.

not only that, I believe that they should be out of the army as they are the primary cause for rape, and sexual crimes there.

I'm inclined to agree - depending upon the woman, of course.

The gold-digging, "high maintenance" women that have become so popular in the last decade or so could use a little humility and reality in their lives. Let's face it, they should qualify as human before they should be allowed on the streets.

If it's wrong to be in the quarter, I don't want to be right.

Hello, sorry I'm late to the thread.

Which one of you boys would like a sandwich and a beer?

To be fair, my wife would love to stay home and take care of our children, but we just can't afford it.

Fix me chicken-pot-pie, yo.

That is sad.... only a quarter?

Why are women's feet so small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

hogans: I'm inclined to agree - depending upon the woman, of course.

The gold-digging, "high maintenance" women that have become so popular in the last decade or so could use a little humility and reality in their lives. Let's face it, they should qualify as human before they should be allowed on the streets.

Hey, stop talking about my 83-year-old Dad's girlfriend Chris (60 years old) that way!

Oh, no, wait - carry on. I hate her fat sorry ass anyhow.

I'd be happy if a woman would just stop picking fights about pointless things and treat me like an equal partner in our marriage.

I'm capable of making my own damned sandwiches. If she made 'em, that would just be more kitchen mess for me to clean up, anyway.

New Moon Rabbit: Hello, sorry I'm late to the thread.

Which one of you boys would like a sandwich and a beer?

nom nom nom!

What do you do with a woman in the living room?

You shorten the chain.

Anyone know how to dislodge a fat, kleptomaniac gold digging girlfriend from my Dad?

My sister was going to whip out a checkbook and ask her how much it would take for her to "go away".

I am one of the 77% who think women should STFU and GBTW
/Want a women who works longer hours than me so when she get home she won't have the energy to nag

Lincey: New Moon Rabbit: Hello, sorry I'm late to the thread.

Which one of you boys would like a sandwich and a beer?

nom nom nom!

*grin*

New Moon Rabbit: Anyone know how to dislodge a fat, kleptomaniac gold digging girlfriend from my Dad?

My sister was going to whip out a checkbook and ask her how much it would take for her to "go away".

my friend had a similar situation, then we caught on to the fact she was a couger and ahdd the hots for one of our other friends, we were all set for our penthouse check and thanks from his father but then we realized he REALLY hates his dad so let em suffer

...aka, Bush's base support.

So the sad tag is because it's only 25% I take it....

New Moon Rabbit: Anyone know how to dislodge a fat, kleptomaniac gold digging girlfriend from my Dad?

My sister was going to whip out a checkbook and ask her how much it would take for her to "go away".

Maybe he likes being a Suga Daddy
/Me myself likes to find broke college women whom I take out to Burger King and buy them a pair of shoes for BJ's

Making sandwiches is one thing.........having to spit prechewed food into the mouth of a 38 year old man dressed as a baby bird is quite another.

New Moon Rabbit: Anyone know how to dislodge a fat, kleptomaniac gold digging girlfriend from my Dad?

My sister was going to whip out a checkbook and ask her how much it would take for her to "go away".

Fake either a bank statement or test results. I'd say something other than an STD to make it stick better, maybe tuberculosis.

It's funny that the Yahoo summary pulled out something that the Pew "executive summary" didn't even touch on because it wasn't *important*...

But, ya know, there I go reading and analyzing again. Time to go make breakfast. I've already served the coffee, hubby's upstairs reading Digg, and in a little bit I'll serve up his eggs and toast. I hope he forgives me for the lack of breakfast meat, but we used it all up last sunday.

It was nice to sleep in today, since I make his lunch every morning at 5 a.m.

Fark you : Why are women's feet so small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

I lol. But if you tasted my cooking, you would never ask me to fix you a sammich again. Even my kids run to Dad when they're hungry. But I gotta run now and do the yard work, so around here, that qualifies as woman work.

New Moon Rabbit, That's just mean to think like that. I bet you would feel bad, if she fell down some stairs, really, reallly, really hard. Especially with winter coming up, and cold, iced over, cement stairs dangerously lurking around....

Nearly a quarter of Americans still think a woman should go make them a sandwich and shut the hell up while they're watching the damn game

posting comments in Fark Sarah Palin threads.

I find it rather sad that more and more people seem to be thinking that having a "real job" and earning money is more important than raising children.

I am not saying only women should raise children. My point is... both genders are placing more and more emphasis on a working career as more fulfilling/important than raising children and that's a real problem.

snuff3r: ...aka, Bush's base support.

Thanks for your opinion. Any other nuggets of stupidity you would like to share with the class?

Captain Fantastic: New Moon Rabbit: Anyone know how to dislodge a fat, kleptomaniac gold digging girlfriend from my Dad?

My sister was going to whip out a checkbook and ask her how much it would take for her to "go away".

my friend had a similar situation, then we caught on to the fact she was a couger and ahdd the hots for one of our other friends, we were all set for our penthouse check and thanks from his father but then we realized he REALLY hates his dad so let em suffer

Yeah, life would be easier if I hated my dad and didn't care that he was being pussy whipped by a woman who is not fit to lumber along in my Mom's footsteps.

But I love him and hate to see this biatch using, taking and abusing him.

When he passes away, we are not going to inform her. Let her find out when his phone is cut off. I do not want her at his funeral.

st.theresa: It's funny that the Yahoo summary pulled out something that the Pew "executive summary" didn't even touch on because it wasn't *important*...

But, ya know, there I go reading and analyzing again. Time to go make breakfast. I've already served the coffee, hubby's upstairs reading Digg, and in a little bit I'll serve up his eggs and toast. I hope he forgives me for the lack of breakfast meat, but we used it all up last sunday.

It was nice to sleep in today, since I make his lunch every morning at 5 a.m.

Mac, Ron Paul, Obama, Wii, Google, or Linux fanboi?

slyde: snuff3r: ...aka, Bush's base support.

Thanks for your opinion. Any other nuggets of stupidity you would like to share with the class?

I have a few...May I?

iron_city_ap: New Moon Rabbit, That's just mean to think like that. I bet you would feel bad, if she fell down some stairs, really, reallly, really hard. Especially with winter coming up, and cold, iced over, cement stairs dangerously lurking around....

Considering she's fat and has bad knees, that very well could happen...

/puts on evil thinking cap

Son of Thunder: Nearly a quarter of Americans still think a woman should go make them a sandwich and shut the hell up while they're watching the damn game

posting comments in Fark Sarah Palin threads.

I do a substantial portion of my Farking while dinner is simmering.

/Homecooked meals most nights for my family ftw!

How many of that quarter of Americans were women?

The article makes no reference to the gender of people polled.

If you want a wife that stays home, find a woman that wants to stay home.

If you want a husband that can (or will try) provide enough for you to stay home, find a man to fit the bill.

Not SAD at all if that's what both partners want to do...

The other 3/4 think it but are too afraid to admit it.

I always get the last word at my house..... Yes dear.

*sigh* We've got our share of primitives.

From now on I want to see how the questions are worded.

I want to know which of these statements ~1/4 of my fellows agrees with:

It's morally unacceptable for a woman to be out of the home and taking a job that a man should have!

or

In a perfect world, it would be nice if the kids had a stay-at-home mom to raise them.

Because to me, it matters which.

New Moon Rabbit: iron_city_ap: New Moon Rabbit, That's just mean to think like that. I bet you would feel bad, if she fell down some stairs, really, reallly, really hard. Especially with winter coming up, and cold, iced over, cement stairs dangerously lurking around....

Considering she's fat and has bad knees, that very well could happen...

/puts on evil thinking cap

If you want, I can offer my "services." While I can't go into specifics for obvious reasons, let's just say that I have:

300+ acres of pristine black dirt farmland
A red pickup truck (you know, red things don't show up real well)
A heavy duty forklift
A shovel

We can make this problem go away, if you know what I mean...

Yeah, life would be easier if I hated my dad and didn't care that he was being pussy whipped by a woman who is not fit to lumber along in my Mom's footsteps.

But I love him and hate to see this biatch using, taking and abusing him.

When he passes away, we are not going to inform her. Let her find out when his phone is cut off. I do not want her at his funeral.

you know, I had an epiphany after scrolling through some comments really fast and my eyes blurred at stairs, fall, and such. I REALLY want to see what happens when someone falls down on the up escalator! you could videotape it for us and I'm sure a 20 minute fall down some stairs would definitly be the end of her :P

hockeychick: New Moon Rabbit: iron_city_ap: New Moon Rabbit, That's just mean to think like that. I bet you would feel bad, if she fell down some stairs, really, reallly, really hard. Especially with winter coming up, and cold, iced over, cement stairs dangerously lurking around....

Considering she's fat and has bad knees, that very well could happen...

/puts on evil thinking cap

If you want, I can offer my "services." While I can't go into specifics for obvious reasons, let's just say that I have:

300+ acres of pristine black dirt farmland
A red pickup truck (you know, red things don't show up real well)
A heavy duty forklift
A shovel

We can make this problem go away, if you know what I mean...

You are my new best friend, hockeychick! Great minds think alike...

New Moon Rabbit: Anyone know how to dislodge a fat, kleptomaniac gold digging girlfriend from my Dad?

My sister was going to whip out a checkbook and ask her how much it would take for her to "go away".

Depends how "in" it your dad is. If he's crazy about the biatch it'll take miracles, especially if he hasn't had any for a while. I'd say the best way is to get him a better piece of booty to chase after.

hockeychick: New Moon Rabbit: iron_city_ap: New Moon Rabbit, That's just mean to think like that. I bet you would feel bad, if she fell down some stairs, really, reallly, really hard. Especially with winter coming up, and cold, iced over, cement stairs dangerously lurking around....

Considering she's fat and has bad knees, that very well could happen...

/puts on evil thinking cap

If you want, I can offer my "services." While I can't go into specifics for obvious reasons, let's just say that I have:

300+ acres of pristine black dirt farmland
A red pickup truck (you know, red things don't show up real well)
A heavy duty forklift
A shovel

We can make this problem go away, if you know what I mean...

ha ha! Forklift...awesome.

While I do NOT think a "womans place is in the home", shiat I'd LOVE to be able to stay home and not work, I do agree with the whole "leave me alone during the game" biz.

/i don't even like sports!
//LET ME PLAY MY GAME
///Guitar hero

peewinkle: That is sad.... only a quarter?

This.

Well if it is during a game...durned right make me a sammich.

BUt then again, i would rather have a Skyline Cheese Coney.

Captain Fantastic: Yeah, life would be easier if I hated my dad and didn't care that he was being pussy whipped by a woman who is not fit to lumber along in my Mom's footsteps.

But I love him and hate to see this biatch using, taking and abusing him.

When he passes away, we are not going to inform her. Let her find out when his phone is cut off. I do not want her at his funeral.

you know, I had an epiphany after scrolling through some comments really fast and my eyes blurred at stairs, fall, and such. I REALLY want to see what happens when someone falls down on the up escalator! you could videotape it for us and I'm sure a 20 minute fall down some stairs would definitly be the end of her :P


RLOL! It would be a Youtube hit, wouldn't it?

Seriously, I would never do anything to deliberately hurt someone, even a person as evil as she is (she's stolen from my dad and my sister, long story short).

I just keep hoping that there will be a karmic backlash, soon. Or maybe that she'll find a man closer to her age in the city she is in so she'll go away and leave my dad alone. Sadly, she thinks my dad is rich and has no idea that most of his perceived "wealth" is tied up in a trust fund, along with his car and his condo.