Wow. Someone spent time to write that craporange.

Pfft. Child's play.

Find me a tight and right rhyme for wolf
And to the brim with win you'll be full'f

Door hinge?

Door hinge.

That was beyond terrible. Writer is an attention whorin' jerk.

I'd like to punch that person in the face.

Purple is pretty difficult to rhyme.

That was even worse than that mullet-n'-flannel lesbian comic "Rhymes With Orange."

Sun God: Purple is pretty difficult to rhyme.

If you can't do it Wyatt Earp'll.

/The fine print of poetic licenses teem with contractions.

SherKhan: Sun God: Purple is pretty difficult to rhyme.

If you can't do it Wyatt Earp'll.

/The fine print of poetic licenses teem with contractions.

Corporal kind of rhymes with purple. So does boreal.

and yet this went GREEN, not orange.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bNF-LAEfkQ

It's worth the copy paste clockwork stuff.

The person that spent time writing that should get a retroactive abortion.

There once was a fresh girl from Orange
Who inspired me to go on a whore binge
I got it all out
and all heard me shout
Please give me some drugs from a syringe

/all i gots

borange - an orange so dull you can't even be bothered finishing it

So a blog post so dull you don't bother finishing it is a borblog?

I am cringing. If only I could look at the submitters drawings.

Rhyme an animal you dislike. I'll start.

I got to the second one and wanted my time back
how did this get greenlit?
isn't funny, isn't interesting

posssibbbbbbly
if the headline was something like
"attention whore post retarded list and gets attention"
at least the headline could have been funny

sigh
/fark - where have you gone with the funny?

I think a criteria should be.. I don't know - actual words

slow news day?

My head hurts

I can't believe I took the time to read that. I'd rather be watching pornge

syringe

SherKhan: Pfft. Find me a tight and right rhyme for wolf

Gulf?

came here to say door hinge and syringe

melange?

Florence?

SherKhan: Pfft. Child's play.

Find me a tight and right rhyme for wolf
And to the brim with win you'll be full'f

Dolf?


/???

Oar hinge.

The only word that actually does rhyme with orange is Blorenge.

It is a mountain in Wales.

I think it was also the name of a 19th century race horse.

List of English words without rhymes (new window)

# orange /ˈ-ɒrɨndʒ/, rhymes with Blorenge, a hill in Wales, and Gorringe, a family name, and for some people sporange

How do things like this make it to the main page? I didn't realize we were accepting links to chain emails 60 year old cat women spread.

Nobody noticed the Wheaton reference at the bottom of the page? We're losing touch with what's really important.

nolanvoid:

Gulf?

That's a bit løøse

gulf: gull + f

wolf: wool + f.

golf is gall/gaul + f

Ghoul + f?

Oranges, shmoranges. Who cares?

/obscure.
//so very obscure.
///only a mind cluttered with useless info would know. Like mine.

This was beyond terrible. I'm suing for my time back.

nolanvoid: List of English words without rhymes (new window)

# orange /ˈ-ɒrɨndʒ/, rhymes with Blorenge, a hill in Wales, and Gorringe, a family name, and for some people sporange

gotta find a way to work 'preantepenultimate stress' into conversation somehow

Prisonorange: O.J.'s new nickname.

what what!!! (what about rearrange, or derranged, or strange) are they not words

AM I MISSING THE POINT.
SEND ME PORN!!!
OR A HOT WOMAN

Sun God 2008-10-04 08:53:50 AM said:

Purple is pretty difficult to rhyme.

Roses are red
Violets are purple
Sugar is sweet
and so is maple surple.

/A different Will

Yeah, but what about hungry and angry?

I changed a bulb, but this ryhme was so old
it was total chaos, started thinking they could play us
there can have fun with out sexy women

ladyfish2000: Oranges, shmoranges. Who cares?

/obscure.
//so very obscure.
///only a mind cluttered with useless info would know. Like mine.

Obscure? In my Fark?


/it's less likely than you think
//Hotlinks are very likely, though

That writer is a farking tard. However it still got farking greenlit so the farking mod is also a farking tard or is having a farking off farking day and should farking go back to farking bed.

/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, relax

I know a wolf
That ate Shai LaBeuf
He was gone in a poof
Stuck on my roof
Chewing on his boot
Now isn't that cute
No more Indian Jones
The wolf is burying his bones

i farked it till it went purple,
licked her quim so supple

//damn still sex on brain rhyming fun

The four engineers
Wore orange brasiers.

Oranges porn jizz

GimpyNip [TotalFark]He was gone in a poof

Is that like pissing in side of a gay man?

Is that witchie-poo?