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Great skit. My roommates and I were just watching the one where he's talking one the phone with some other guy.

That "other guy" being himself, apparently.

"HAY! YEAH!! WASUP?! LET'S GO YEAH!!! HAY!!11! WHAT, WHAT??!?!!"
/my Pimp Cup runneth over

There was a day any one of us would have chewed off a limb to have a shot at that:

I laughed. Probably the 6 pack, but still.

Rain-Monkey: There was a day any one of us would have chewed off a limb to have a shot at that:

Not me. I couldn't have gotten past her lack of functioning brain cells.

El Freak: Not me. I couldn't have gotten past her lack of functioning brain cells.

Sure, bud. Right.

She's so deeply farked in the head he could just be right. I personally don't think you get that crazy overnight. She's probably always had a bad case of crazy and we just didn't know. Maybe her crazy disguised her true genius.

Oh, and I would have hit it. Still might depending on what the blood tests said.

Fark U: Rain-Monkey: There was a day any one of us would have chewed off a limb to have a shot at that:

No, I could think of probably 50 other "celebs" I'd actually be interested in "having a shot at" than that no talent clown. And that stands for now, and 10 years ago when Brit was marketed to sickos like you as a teenage sex symbol (you sick freak.) Take away her fame/money and she's just another banana in the bunch, really. It's not our fault you can't get over "a picture" to understand what the reality is, or maybe that's just your pedo nature coming out. You must be rather fat and ugly in "reality" too is what I gather.

Professionally edited media photos does not a fantasy make, for some of us at least. And furthermore, I like my female musician fantasy objects to actually play instruments, write songs, and/or sing without using cheesy overdone pitch fukker-upper effects on every song. Ok? Furthermore, she's a deadbeat mom too. The only thing saving her is that she could afford to not have to drown the kids in order to get out of her situation, cause she's on that level if you ask me. You people have become such simpletons, it's rather embarrassing.

Calm down, Clay.

Yes, I'm sure you're pulling down much better ass than that. You're on Fark at 8 am, having stayed up all night porking a bed full of bikini models and porn actresses.

Sure.

Britney Spears has proved she's the craziest biatch in show business for the 21st century. Who knows what she'll do next?

aevert: That "other guy" being himself, apparently.

That's what I came here to say. Compared to Lil John she's Albert Farking Einstein.

Pontus and the Nail Drivers: Yes, I'm sure you're pulling down much better ass than that. You're on Fark at 8 am, having stayed up all night porking a bed full of bikini models and porn actresses.

Also he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

She may seem intelligent to him... I don't think I've ever heard the man use a word over two syllables long.

/Stretching "YEAHHHHHHUHHHHHH" into multiple syllables does NOT count.

Very intelligent meaning humanoid, as opposed to general intelligence which is reserved for monkeys and lower primates...

Pontus is a tool.