Did you say Chickenshiat?

F*ck you. Joe Satriani rules.

Wasn't this same exact headline submitted like months ago? It's as stupid now as it was back then.

Anthony Michael Hall?

Joe is quite restrained when we plays in a band.

Nobdy strums open E like Michael Anthony, submitter. No one.

Scary? Different musicians teaming up to create new music is scary? I think subby needs to stick to masturbating to Fallout Boy in his mother's basement.

Oh, and +1 for the link and -99 for the headline.

Dude, I 'm a huge fan of Eddie's music, but there comes a day when you gotta turn off the record player and go outside. It's a whole new world, there's these things called MP3 players, and Eddie looks like this now:



Apropos of nothing, here's a picture of Valerie;

it's a band that sounds like it will be big on the classic rock radio stations listened to by meatheads who own a Molly Hatchet album.

actually, i take that back. this band will do well...in Branson

albo: it's a band that sounds like it will be big on the classic rock radio stations listened to by meatheads who own a Molly Hatchet album. people with better taste in music than me.

Never forget Rule No. 1 of music threads: your favorite band sucks.

Q: "When will Satriani, Hagar and Anthony form a band?"

A: "What is the question nobody is asking".

dstanley: Never forget Rule No. 1 of music threads: your favorite band sucks.

But in this case it's possible to prove, scientifically, that a band comprising Sammy Hagar, Joe Satriani, and Michael Anthony will suck. There's nothing it can do but suck. It, by definition, must suck. It's in the band's f*cking DNA.

That's what makes this such a special case.

Rev.K: F*ck you. Joe Satriani rules.

THIS

strangeguitar: Rev.K: F*ck you. Joe Satriani rules.

THIS

That.

Rev.K: F*ck you. Joe Satriani rules.

Great soloist but his songs sounds like they belong on car commercials and they suffer from ADD.

I heard Chad Smith from the RHCP was the drummer. Can't wait to hear this stuff. Looking forward to a nice tour as well.

"Not to be a dick or nuthin' but your chart says you plat guitar like a fag and your shiat's all retarded."

/farking elitist guitar players learning more than 5 chords

..and my shiat's all retarded because I can't type.

Rain-Monkey: Dude, I 'm a huge fan of Eddie's music, but there comes a day when you gotta turn off the record player and go outside. It's a whole new world, there's these things called MP3 players, and Eddie looks like this now:



Apropos of nothing, here's a picture of Valerie;

Eddie's off the sauce and looking fit these days, bro.

beerrun: Eddie's off the sauce and looking fit these days, bro.

That guitar is so hot.

/fap

Saw Hagar at the beginning of September. He kicked much farking ass on stage.

He and Twisted Sister were my two favorite acts from that weekend.

Mugato: beerrun: Eddie's off the sauce and looking fit these days, bro.

That guitar is so hot.

/fap



Look... still has the old tag on, never even played it.
You've never played...?
Don't touch it!
We'll I wasn't going to touch it, I was just pointing at it.
Well... don't point! It can't be played.
Don't point, okay. Can I look at it?
No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.

Submityter, EIOP. I have a

SilentStrider: Submityter, EIOP. I have a

WTF? That posted without my wanting it to.

To finish what I was saying.

Submitter- EIP, I have a quarter so you can go buy that clue you desperately need.

Mugato: beerrun: Eddie's off the sauce and looking fit these days, bro.

That guitar is so hot.

/fap

I was about to say the same thing.

SilentStrider: SilentStrider: Submitter- EIP, I have a quarter so you can go buy that clue you desperately need.

See, problem is, with the economy down, fewer people are able to afford luxury items such as a clue.

Kome: strangeguitar: Rev.K: F*ck you. Joe Satriani rules.

THIS

That.

The other thing.

Let's see. Satriani shreds. Michael Anthony is a good base player who provides fantastic harmonies. Sammy Hagar can hit notes full voice and still kick ass on guitar. I fail to see the suck factor here. Sorry, subby, the suck factor is on you for this one.

i bet it will be better than Van Hagar.

/will pale in comparison by at least 50 shades to DLR-era VH though

oakleyblades: Let's see. Satriani shreds. Michael Anthony is a good bass player who provides fantastic harmonies. Sammy Hagar can hit notes full voice and still kick ass on guitar. I fail to see the suck factor here. Sorry, subby, the suck factor is on you for this one.

My mind, you read it.

Sorry subby, the title only applies to the latest Van Wailin tour.

PS get this image out of your head:

David Lee Roth
/in Spandex
//NOW

Actually that sounds kinda awesome.

Satch: a VERY good guitarist
Michael Anthony: an underrated bassist who is much better than people give him credit for
Hagar: pretty damn good vocalist for a 60 year old and is all about having fun

I can't wait.

It's all good until you hear Hagar's lyrics.

Up for Breakfast, anyone?

Rev.K: F*ck you. Joe Satriani rules.

this is the correct answer

5150cd: It's all good until you hear Hagar's lyrics.

Up for Breakfast, anyone?

Hagar's a bit of an Enigma. The same guy that writes deep lyrics like "Right Now", "Feelin'" and "Dreams" also churns out crap like "I Can't Drive 55", "Red" and the aforementioned "Up For Breakfast".

If you need further proof, look up "Source of Infection" on OU812.

Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

/obscure?
//nah

I think Eddie's son is a pretty damn good player, with a potentially long career ahead of him. Out of curiosity: How would you rate him with drunk-off-his-ass Michael Anthony? (Have we ever heard M.A. play sober?)

wow this thread so full of wannabes i say where is MaxxLarge the ultimate music bigot? he will slam you if you make money in any form but will never give me or you an mp3.... pussy

/30 yrs in the music biz and 1st time here...so I'm a dumbass by default

if you had the whiff of the sperm of someone that learned from J Satrinani or the others mentioned you wouldn't say this....


i...i..fuik ...i cant defend you moron

ok maybe i fell for the troll, but a true troll would tell me how much greater DLR was than Sammy..,.and have to make a whole buncha shiat up just to make it listenable


/all the wannabes say 'Sammy sucks!
// that 'bad motor scooter' shiat was not cool
///Montrose was a Canadian band before most of you were born
////STFU punk

Hey, Mike Anthony was the only one ever in Van Halen that could sing, unless you count Gary Cherone, and no one does.

I'm willing to bet this'd be as good as that new Van Halen album that doesn't exist because Ed's too washed up to do anything but cash in on what he did 20-30 years ago.

Barton Fink: i bet it will be better than Van Hagar.

/will pale in comparison by at least 50 shades to DLR-era VH though

Both of these, I think.

what is with fark and joe satriani? he wasnt even good in 1988.

Although ignorant boobs continue to promulgate the myth, music scientists long ago confirmed that there's a limit to suck. Suck exists not along an indefinite linear, as usually assumed, but instead along a finite curve, such that at some point, suck reverses phase and becomes good again.

This may well be an example of this phenomenon in action.

Kome: strangeguitar: Rev.K: F*ck you. Joe Satriani rules.

THIS

That.

This squared.

Subby's a fag. "Feeling, man...where's the FEELING??" You probably play guitar like old people f--- and are jealous.

Mugato: "Not to be a dick or nuthin' but your chart says you plat guitar like a fag and your shiat's all retarded."

/farking elitist guitar players learning more than 5 chords

LOLOLOL

You rule.