Did I get linked to the wrong thing as that article was dumber than Palin's down syndrome baby.

This is all pretty interesting seeing as how Rolling Stone was 100% in John McCain's corner in 2000. In fact, far from denigrating him like Dikinson does, the Rolling Stone's David Foster Wallace was wowed at what a "cool guy" McCain was.

"One reason a lot of the media on the Trail like John McCain is simply that he's a cool guy. Nondweeby. In school, Clinton was in Student Government and Band, whereas McCain was a Varsity wrestler and a hellraiser whose talents for partying and getting laid are still spoken of with awe by former classmates. At 63, he's funny, and smart, and he'll make fun of himself and his wife and his staff and other pols and the Trail, and he'll tease the press and give them shiat in a way they don't ever mind because it's the sort of sh_t that makes you feel like here's this very cool, important guy who's noticing you and liking you enough to give you sh _t."

1. Submitter failed to mention that the article the linked headline quoted was made in 2000 so it's old noose.
2. There's a David Foster Wallace joke here somewhere, but I won't get hung up on trying to find it.

He's 5'9", fer chrissakes.

McCain was nothing but a lonely all-American boy
Looking out for something to do
And Sarah was nothing but a Wasilla girl
She was something like a dream come true
He was a varsity tackle and a hell of a block
And when she winked her eyes she made St Paul rock
And come election night
We feel the fever grow
Mav'ricked up with one place to go
Mav'ricked up with one place to go
Mav'ricked up with one place to go

I wonder if he ever used the (now illegal in 20 states) thumb in the butt maneuver.

Bush was a cheerleader. On coke.

The Obama was just on coke. He got good very grades later.

DarnoKonrad: Bush was a cheerleader. On coke.

The Obama was just on coke. He got very good grades later.

/facepalm

He's farked a couple-a hockey moms, don'tcha know? He's a maverick in the sack. That's what this country uh needs there, y'know?

BILL BRASKY FOR PRESIDENT!

Greeeeat. Another frat boy. That worked out so well for us the last time.

If you are casting your vote based on who was a better partier in college
Then you deserve what you farking get

vort3xxx: I wonder if he ever used the (now illegal in 20 states) thumb in the butt maneuver.

I came to ask about this.

I want to hear more about Emobama!

DarnoKonrad: Bush was a cheerleader. On coke.

The Obama was just on coke. He got good very grades later.

and he played basketball. CLinton was also just on coke...according to Baby Bro Roger

Ok, anything that even comes close to resembling what John McCain does sexually is farking gross.

/feels lunch coming back up

This slanderous piece doesn't even take a little time to get warmed up as it emerges, guns blazing

Well, I'd imagine if it's slanderous, John will be suing.

suebhoney: Ok, anything that even comes close to resembling what John McCain does sexually is farking gross.

/feels lunch coming back up

Three words for you:

Old wrinkley balls


:D

I thought that the media was in the tank for Obama. What gives?

Also, I didn't know it was possible to write web site in crayon. After clicking the link, I now know better.

McCain was a WILD partier in college. I heard he and his fraternity brothers wrecked their frat house!




/hotlinked

vernonFL: McCain was a WILD partier in college. I heard he and his fraternity brothers wrecked their frat house!

Greek Week was all year for John McCain...

Yeah, I think I'm going with the dweeb who got the Honors degree in international relations from Columbia and the JD from Harvard over Mr. Goodtimes #894/899 and the sportscast journalism major.

Vote for Urkel folks. It's kind of important.

FTA: Tim Dickinson attacks McCain as acting purely on ambition, doubting his commitment to the country and slamming his integrity at every turn.


John McCain's own words: I didn't decide to run for president to start a national crusade for the political reforms I believed in or to run a campaign as if it were some grand act of patriotism. In truth, I wanted to be president because it had become my ambition to be president. . . . In truth, I'd had the ambition for a long time.

So, I guess the Rolling Stone writer pretty much got it right, huh?

Really? *wink*

/Don't forget Donny Wrastling Rumsfled

volfan: He's 5'9", fer chrissakes.

Hey now - easy on the shortfellas.

This is no longer true. McCain's campaign these days shares more of a resemblance to Hitler's bunker. He's not joking with the press these days.

DarnoKonrad: Bush was a cheerleader. On coke.

The Obama was just on coke. He got good very grades later.

*checks profile

/i see what you did there

They spend all their time and energy attacking the media for liberal bias. And then they write articles about how much the media loves John McCain.
Get your stories straight...

Lawnchair

Yeah, I think I'm going with the dweeb who got the Honors degree in international relations from Columbia and the JD from Harvard over Mr. Goodtimes #894/899 and the sportscast journalism major.

My comment, you said it.

I think John McCain is a pretty cool dude. Eh crashes planes, and doesn't afraid of anything!

hur hur Liberals are jealous of success hur hur

Good thing he had political connections - J Sidney would just be another washed up jock who ends up manager at the local K-Mart.

Well, he was lucky because he was sowing his wild oats years before HIV jumped species.

McCain: "I went to lots of toga parties when I was younger. Back then we just called them parties."

Didn't they say the same thing about Bush? How he's a good ol boy and you can picture yourself having a beer with him or play beer pong and those types of things?

He's a neo maxi zoom dweebie.

For God's sake, America does not want a Joe Sixpack or Hockey Mom or the cool jock to run the country.

We want some who is competent and has some intellect about the office.

"Cool"?!?

The guy was a wrestler and that's what makes him "cool"?

He's a friggin' professional politician! I can't think of anything less "cool" that that, ferchrissakes...

volfan: He's 5'9", fer chrissakes.

Not even. He's 5'9' like Tom Cruise is 5'9'. To be fair, though, have you ever been around serious wrestlers? They're mostly little ripped dudes. Napoleon who?

/5'6' former wrestler
//I'LL FIGHT EVERYONE HERE!

He's a righteous dude

"What a guy!"

vernonFL: McCain was a WILD partier in college. I heard he and his fraternity brothers wrecked their frat house!

/hotlinked

Plus the toga parties, plus the wresting, plus the small stature similar to what you'd expect in ancient times, when they didn't have our 20th century standards of nutrition...

Oh my god. McCain really IS that old.

The quotation's from David Foster Wallace, who just recently passed away--and probably would have different things to say about '08 McCain, but who knows?

Mccain has short man syndrome.

He's that short guy in the bar who is a loud bad ass, hits on all the women, and wants to beat you up for 'disrespectin' him.

Everybody going to see this tonight?

I've always said we need a POTUS we could have a beer with.

McCain is ready to open up the whoopass. He better hurry.

He has been bored up to this point. Now it gets fun for him.

kuhns_m: We want some who is competent and has some intellect about the office.

Yet, you support Obama (I guess), who has shown neither.

So he's Stan Gable from "Revenge of the Nerds", then?

Well we know what having a party boy President looks like.




The question is if we want to do that again..

There's nothing gayer than wrestling

RussianPooper: There's nothing gayer than wrestling

Not even gay sex?

Lawnchair: Yeah, I think I'm going with the dweeb who got the Honors degree in international relations from Columbia and the JD from Harvard over Mr. Goodtimes #894/899 and the sportscast journalism major.

Vote for Urkel folks. It's kind of important.

Isn't Columbia just to the left of Lenin. I would be more impressed had Obama got a degree in engineering from Rice or any A&M. International relations courses are circle jerks and provide employment opportunities to professors who cold not get hired by the State Department or Corportations with international departments. Being a lawyer should be a negative for any politician.

Nicholas de Genova, assistant professor of anthropology and Latino Studies at Columbia University stated that he hoped U.S. soldiers would experience "a million Mogadishus," a reference to the bloody losses U.S. troops suffered in the Battle of Mogadishu in 1993. He also stated, "The only true heroes are those who find ways to defeat the U.S. military." during a faculty teach-in on March 26, 2003, protesting the impending Iraq War.Professor Nicholas de Genova also praised "fragging" (soldiers murdering fellow soldiers.