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I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 12:42:46 PM  
I also heard that W won't step down at the conclusion of his second term, that jet contrails contain drugs to keep the populace compliant, that we never landed on the moon, and that Joe Biden has never had hairplugs.

 
BojanglesPaladin 2008-10-03 12:42:53 PM  
i19.photobucket.com

 
houndoggie [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 12:47:45 PM  
I_C_Weener: I also heard that W won't step down at the conclusion of his second term, that jet contrails contain drugs to keep the populace compliant, that we never landed on the moon, and that Joe Biden has never had hairplugs.

Or an eyelift.

 
Lundah [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 12:49:10 PM  
I don't have enough tinfoil for reading anything on the linked site.

 
smooshie [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:13:11 PM  
I HEARD from a very reliable source that the FBI is MONITORING ANY!!! Internet post that doesn't HAVE a lot of CAPITAL LETTERS. SPREAD THE WORD, DEFEAT THE FACISTS! VOTE RON PAUL and let's expose the TRUTH behind 9/11!!!!

 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:17:18 PM  
That guy should just shut up and go back to drawing Bugs Bunny.

 
serpent_sky [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:19:21 PM  
I still don't see why this bailout is so important.

They said last week society would collapse if it didn't pass, and what do you know? I still see society, jobs, people driving, shopping, etc.

I know I'm over-simplifying, but I really don't see a reason, much less a VALID reason, behind the desperation to get it passed.

 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:21:59 PM  
You people are all deluded. Anyone actually paying attention knows that the Cabal of Seven that live in a palace beneath the Eiffel Tower has already -- with the influence of the Ancient Astronauts -- decided the next nine presidential elections.

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:23:25 PM  
serpent_sky: I know I'm over-simplifying, but I really don't see a reason, much less a VALID reason, behind the desperation to get it passed.

Rich people really really really like to get money. Especially when it's collected from all of us and given to them in a large sack with a dollar sign on it.

You'd be anxious too.

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:25:54 PM  
serpent_sky: I still don't see why this bailout is so important.

They said last week society would collapse if it didn't pass, and what do you know? I still see society, jobs, people driving, shopping, etc.

I know I'm over-simplifying, but I really don't see a reason, much less a VALID reason, behind the desperation to get it passed.


Why do you hate poor little elementary children who have no wooden arrows?

 
FuLinHyu [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:31:25 PM  
Reposted from a business red link.

Key phrase from an article on AIG asking for more government money:

"After months of crippling losses in its non-insurance derivatives business"

That is what this is all about. I have been looking at this for weeks trying to tie all the pieces together.

This started with the creation of the Fed in 1913 and is coming to a head now.

The Fed stopped reporting M3 in 2006 (the value of all money in the system and the only thing they reported on with the big money figures). Some estimate it to be around 14 Trillion dollars.

Now, the estimation out there is that "derivatives business" mess could be upwards of 51 Trillion. Given that people bet on both sides of a credit default swap so not all of that is going to have to be paid out in one direction, but it still leaves a lot of possibility for a lot of money having to be paid to someone.

What I see the Fed doing with this first bailout (there will be more, count on it), is they are going to try and work with the remaining banks to unwind these derivatives slowly by allowing defaults where both sides of the position are close to equally leveraged and by buying mortgages where the default side is backed more to shore up the losses.

What is so sad is that we have let the banks get so far out of control. Fractional lending works only as long as people keep borrowing and what I think (I hope) some in Washington are seeing is that the middle class is about tapped out.

With nearly 14 Trillion in "Money" out there, you would think there would be more than 800 Billion in actual hard currency floating in the market wouldn't you? There isn't. There is about 1 Trillion in actual hard currency (the Fed holds around 200 Billion).

If everyone wanted to get there "money" out at once - forget it - game over.

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:32:00 PM  
Alex Jones says Bush will declare MARTIAL LAW if bailout not passed: EVERYBODY PANIC

Edward Jones says the same thing. SELL!

 
mafromhell [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:32:26 PM  
One of the comments below the article:

11. PROPHETIC DREAMS AND VISIONS ARE BEING HAD BY MILLIONS IN THE U.S. AND AROUND THE WORLD CONCERNING MILITARY CONFLICTS, CIVIL WAR IN THE U.S., ECONOMIC COLLAPSES, AND EVEN THE RETURN OF FALLEN ANGELS AND NEPHILIM, ANAKIM, AND REPHAIM. MANY OF THESE ARE POURING IN TO STEVE QUAYLE AND OTHERS. PERSONALLY I HAVE SEEN SOME VISIONS OF THE NEAR FUTURE MYSELF AS HAVE OTHERS I KNOW VERY WELL.



Wow - who let this guy out of the asylum?

/greenlit?
//subby - my head hurts from the epic fail of that article

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:35:58 PM  
Now I see why the price of tinfoil has gone up so much in recent weeks. Alex Jones has cornered the market.

 
Slaxl [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:38:26 PM  
Well the HoR must have listened to Alex Jones and passed the bill just to avoid the potential martial law, Alex Jones is GWB's brother.

 
echo5juliet [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:40:17 PM  
The Fed stopped reporting M3 in 2006 (the value of all money in the system and the only thing they reported on with the big money figures). Some estimate it to be around 14 Trillion dollars.

You can extrapolate M3 by using the newer and difficult to find M5 report.

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:53:39 PM  
Captain Murphy: Until we find the thief, I am declaring Martian law!
Sparks: Um, I think its martial law.
Captain Murphy: Silence! Under Martian law... uh... what are my powers, exactly?
Sparks: Under martial law, you could suspend habeas corpus, empower a posse comitatus...
Captain Murphy: That's crap. Mars is wild, untamed. I'm forming a cadre of Martian knights charged with enforcing Martian law.

 
rotsky [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:55:55 PM  
I think he's a wackjob, for the most part, but his views on the illuminati make a lot of sense.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:58:05 PM  
So Brad Sherman goes by the name Alex Jones now?

FTA: In House debate on the banker "rescue" bill, Rep. Brad Sherman told his fellow Congress critters the government will declare martial law and the stock market will drop 3,000 points if the bill is not passed.

The very first sentence.

 
serpent_sky [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 02:00:52 PM  
I_C_Weener:
Why do you hate poor little elementary children who have no wooden arrows?


To be honest, I prefer children un-armed to the greatest extent possible. ^_^

And I really, truly can not believe John McCain, who has "NO MORE PORK" as a cornerstone of his campaign [which is admittedly a disaster, much like a stone wall built by a blind man instructing two one-armed men] voted for this bill that has provisions for wooden arrows.

Actually, to be honest, I can't believe they put wooden arrows in there to "sweeten the bill" for Senators/Congressmen. What the hell is wrong with these people?

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-10-03 02:05:27 PM  
Alex Jones says Bush will declare MARTIAL LAW if bailout not passed: EVERYBODY PANIC

James Earl Jones says "This is CNN" and "Luke...I am your father" so I'm not worried.

/adding insanity to an Alex Jones thread is like adding radishes to a staple remover

 
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 02:09:56 PM  
HOLY CRAP!! As soon as the House passed the bill I looked outside at my sprinkler and...GUESS WHAT?!?!?! THERE WAS A RAINBOW IN THE WATER!!1111!!1one!

This bill means that the gubbermint is putting something in the ground water.

ZOMFG! What have they done?

 
GoDawgs! [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 02:24:17 PM  
DslainteC: HOLY CRAP!! As soon as the House passed the bill I looked outside at my sprinkler and...GUESS WHAT?!?!?! THERE WAS A RAINBOW IN THE WATER!!1111!!1one!

This bill means that the gubbermint is putting something in the ground water.

ZOMFG! What have they done?


That's gay additive in your water. Don't drink it or you'll become one of them

/nttawwt

 
el_dudarino [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 02:34:40 PM  
Greenlighting infowars stuff now?

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 02:53:44 PM  

To everyone who suggested I get a "tin foil hat" when I said this was coming a year ago.

i236.photobucket.com

There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind
I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side
It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away
We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

 
strangeguitar 2008-10-03 02:55:25 PM  
i98.photobucket.com

 
scalpod 2008-10-03 03:24:04 PM  
ThatGuyGreg: That guy should just shut up and go back to drawing Bugs Bunny.

i296.photobucket.com

/sees what you did there and approves (smugly)

 
T-Luv 2008-10-03 03:45:01 PM  
Wow, Alex Jones? Ask him about Bohemian Grove and then tell me he isn't a wingnut. If you still think he's sane, at that point I'll know you're a wingnut.

 
Wytchone 2008-10-03 03:46:58 PM  
Wonder if he is in the same crowd that thinks Bush W. will not give up power after the elections?

 
bartink 2008-10-03 03:48:04 PM  
lajimi: To everyone who suggested I get a "tin foil hat" when I said this was coming a year ago.

You said a year ago that Alex Jones would say we would have been in marshal law if the bill didn't pass?

 
suebhoney 2008-10-03 03:48:54 PM  
Looking at Bush giving his press conference the other day, his face showed nothing but "Laura, is it time for us to move yet?"

He wants out.

 
g026r 2008-10-03 03:51:49 PM  
Let's fix this headline, shall we?

Alex Jones says <current President> will declare MARTIAL LAW if <bill related to crisis-du-jour> not passed.

There we go, an all-purpose headline.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-10-03 03:52:20 PM  
suebhoney: Looking at Bush giving his press conference the other day, his face showed nothing but "Laura, is it time for us to move yet?"

He wants out.


Exactly. He's not the evil warlord that liberals make him out to be. He'll step down, happy to be rid of the goddamn presidency.

 
Tchiak 2008-10-03 03:53:24 PM  
I_C_Weener: serpent_sky: I still don't see why this bailout is so important.

They said last week society would collapse if it didn't pass, and what do you know? I still see society, jobs, people driving, shopping, etc.

I know I'm over-simplifying, but I really don't see a reason, much less a VALID reason, behind the desperation to get it passed.

Why do you hate poor little elementary children who have no wooden arrows?


To be fair it is harder to do a drive by shooting with wooden arrows.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 03:55:25 PM  
Whew, see?
Turns out it was a GOOD thing it passed! Dodged a bullet on that one, didn't we!

 
CustomAndy 2008-10-03 03:56:00 PM  
img.qj.net

The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!?

 
rufus-t-firefly [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 03:56:13 PM  
So will all of us liberal dissidents be put in camps now?

:sniff: I miss skookum.

 
dhudd 2008-10-03 03:57:48 PM  
Bush wants out of Washington - he does not want to be dictator. You can see it in his eyes - he's a defeated, depressed shell of a man. Karma is a biatch.

 
The Biggest Redneck On Tatooine 2008-10-03 03:58:14 PM  

GoDawgs!: DslainteC: HOLY CRAP!! As soon as the House passed the bill I looked outside at my sprinkler and...GUESS WHAT?!?!?! THERE WAS A RAINBOW IN THE WATER!!1111!!1one!

This bill means that the gubbermint is putting something in the ground water.

ZOMFG! What have they done?

That's gay additive in your water. Don't drink it or you'll become one of them

/nttawwt


www.mansionmaze.com


one of us! one of us!

 
cchris_39 2008-10-03 03:58:45 PM  
serpent_sky: I still don't see why this bailout is so important.

The Chinese would stop buying our debt and everybody including the Federal government would have to live within their means.

 
Shvetz 2008-10-03 03:58:48 PM  
Cagey B: serpent_sky: I know I'm over-simplifying, but I really don't see a reason, much less a VALID reason, behind the desperation to get it passed.

Rich people really really really like to get money. Especially when it's collected from all of us and given to them in a large sack with a dollar sign on it.

You'd be anxious too.


That's a fairly stupid answer. Here's a simplified scenario. The banks loaned out a lot of money, that isn't getting paid back. Why they did so, is a separate discussion. For the immediate future though, they don't have any more cash to lend out. No loans means no mortgages, and no business loans for expansion/starting a business altogether. The economy flounders, and we all end up screwed.

 
Wayfarer's Freedom 2008-10-03 03:59:52 PM  
What does Chuck Norris have to do with Ron Paul?

You'd be surprise:

YouTube (new window)

Not only Chuck Norris is badass when kicking ass, but you gotta see him in the political arena.

 
choice and consequence 2008-10-03 03:59:58 PM  
Forget Alex Jones, a US Rep. said on the House floor that Congress was privately warned by panic mongers that not passing the bill would cause a 5,000 point market crash and martial law. There's motherfarking unedited video of the speech at the very top of the article. That's the story, and it's a big, legitimate one. I would very much like to know if it's true and would love to find out who was pushing the panic.

 
antidisestablishmentarianism 2008-10-03 04:02:18 PM  
Who wrote this article? Fox Moulder?

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 04:03:41 PM  
bartink: lajimi: To everyone who suggested I get a "tin foil hat" when I said this was coming a year ago.

You said a year ago that Alex Jones would say we would have been in marshal law if the bill didn't pass?


No, I said that as election day got closer the Idiot Emperor will find a reason to declare martial law. This plan has been in the works for quite a while now.

Watch and learn! (new window)

Google "FEMA camps" and read all about it.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 04:04:40 PM  
i192.photobucket.com

 
AxiomJackson 2008-10-03 04:05:44 PM  
Submitted 12 hours ago with "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to threats of marital law if the bailout package isn't passed..." and just the video link.
/not that I'm bitter.
//sniffle

 
Wombatzu 2008-10-03 04:05:54 PM  
choice and consequence: Forget Alex Jones, a US Rep. said on the House floor that Congress was privately warned by panic mongers that not passing the bill would cause a 5,000 point market crash and martial law. There's motherfarking unedited video of the speech at the very top of the article. That's the story, and it's a big, legitimate one. I would very much like to know if it's true and would love to find out who was pushing the panic.

wow. it's going to be interesting to see the media follow up on this...

/heh

 
doobiebrother 2008-10-03 04:05:55 PM  
true, bush is not an evil warlord,
he is a failed warlord,
just as he was a failed student, driver,
national guardsman, oil man, governor and
president.

/bohemian grovers=wingnuts

 
doobiebrother 2008-10-03 04:06:37 PM  
oops, forgot cheerleader....

 
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