2000: Vote for Bush - McCain's a Manchurian candidate who's fathered a black child!

2008: Vote for McCain - Obama's an Al-Qaeda agent who's fathered two black children!

Did you know John McCain spent five years living with communists who were fighting America?

I Said: Did you know John McCain spent five years living with communists who were fighting America?

I thought that was Jane Fonda?

Also in New Mexico. My mom was a victim of it a few nights ago and eventually told the caller to DIAF (although not using those exact words) and STFU.

Would you vote for Obama if he stole your bike?

/it's just as ridiculous.

I heard from someone he goes to Home Depot to pick up illegals so he can get them to choke him in the shower.

so he can get them to choke him in the shower.

*sniff* I miss Jessica

John McCain is a septuagenarian. Do you really want a diseased man to be your president?

Joseph Biden represents more corporations than any other Senator owing to the large number of corporations who file their paperwork in Delaware. Can we really afford more politicians working for big business?

Barack Obama spent time in Indonesia during his formative years. Haven't we had enough foreign influence in our government?

Sarah Palin has a moose head in her home. Isn't it time we said enough is enough to people who drink Canadian beer?

Two Dogs Farking: I Said: Did you know John McCain spent five years living with communists who were fighting America?

I thought that was Jane Fonda?

are you implying jane fonda was john mccain in a dress?

I_C_Weener: Sarah Palin has a moose head in her home. Isn't it time we said enough is enough to people who drink Canadian beer?

Molson/Labatt '0eh!

Push polling is obviously a reprehensible activity, but the fact that it seems to work is even more disturbing. Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

filth: Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

Well, hadn't thought about it, but since you're asking I'll say yes.

Solid State Vittles: filth: Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

Well, hadn't thought about it, but since you're asking I'll say yes.

Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

I_C_Weener: Solid State Vittles: filth: Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

Well, hadn't thought about it, but since you're asking I'll say yes.

Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

Then shiat, looks like Florida's going red again.

I_C_Weener: Solid State Vittles: filth: Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

Well, hadn't thought about it, but since you're asking I'll say yes.

Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

I will take you at your word.

I_C_Weener: Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

and those aren't the droids i'm looking for anyways.

Solid State Vittles: I_C_Weener: Solid State Vittles: filth: Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

Well, hadn't thought about it, but since you're asking I'll say yes.

Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

I will take you at your word.

You make a good point. I agree.

burndtdan: are you implying jane fonda was john mccain in a dress?

I think a bunch of people just returned their copies of Barbarella.

if he had connections to ELO, i'd ask him to hook me up!

down bring me down
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oo-whee-hoo.

Is this being reported by any of the U.S. (i.e. liberal media) outlets?

burndtdan: I_C_Weener: Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

and those aren't the droids i'm looking for anyways.

And thanks to the Democrats, the actual pollsters don't need to see your identification.

I_C_Weener: Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

That's what scares me.

/stay classy, McCain

Time to break out the "McCain sired a black daughter out of wedlock" and "McCain became brain damaged in Viet Nam" rumors, so helpfully provided by the RNC.

IXI Jim IXI: burndtdan: are you implying jane fonda was john mccain in a dress?

I think a bunch of people just returned their copies of Barbarella.

Or started undressing McCain with their eyes.

F*ck Karl Rove, f*ck George W. Bush and f*ck John McCain.

Sonsabiatches.

I live in New Hampshire, and I got push polled against McCain a while ago. Not as serious as this - the first one was "I'll read some differences between John McCain and Barack Obama. Barack Obama wants to end our oil use and develop alternative fuels to end our dependence on foreign oil. John McCain only wants to drill for more oil and give tax breaks to oil companies, much like George Bush did for the last 8 years. Are you more likely to vote for Barack Obama now?"

After that I fired up a video game and answered "yes, absolutely" whenever I heard a silence.

But it is fair to have 'Vote Obama or be called racist' theme out there.

I've heard John McCain was, and continues to be, a homo sapiens.

Solid State Vittles: I_C_Weener: Solid State Vittles: filth: Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

Well, hadn't thought about it, but since you're asking I'll say yes.

Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

I will take you at your word.

You weak minded Fool! He's using an old Rovian mind trick. You're silly powers won't work on me polling boy.

mediaho: Is this being reported by any of the U.S. (i.e. liberal media) outlets?

Nice thing about the Guardian is that they are financed by an independent foundation, unlike all the corporate, I mean liberal media outlets in the US.

technically I think they are 3/4 black. he being 1/2 and his wife being 1/1

I Said: Did you know John McCain spent five years living with communists who were fighting America?

Win. A true patriot would have tried harder to escape.

mcoctopus - WTF are you talking about? Go off your meds or something?

mcoctopus: But it is fair to have 'Vote Obama or be called racist' theme out there.

You mean like the song at the beginning of Good Times?

mcoctopus: But it is fair to have 'Vote Obama or be called racist' theme out there.

That would be unfair if anybody that wasn't half-retarded believed that was true. Let's go over it again...if you DON'T vote for Obama BECAUSE HE'S BLACK, you're a racist. If you don't vote for him because you disagree with his policies, you're not. It's not that difficult to understand.

mcoctopus: But it is fair to have 'Vote Obama or be called racist' theme out there.

John S. McCain, Jr. in an undated North Vietnamese propaganda photo of his prison cell.

The Grand Old Party of push polling and disenfranchisement. They must be so proud.

Obama ahead in Florida and Ohio too.

He he he

Remember the con hallucination about how they were gonna win those 2 states.

It's over (for you cons)

Dear Old Jews,
Please realize that there is more at stake then Israel. Please realize that the only president since the founding of Israel to be bad for it was Carter. Obama is not Carter, thus Obama will be good for Israel. Israel has more issues then the conflict, like drugs, the mob(s), etc... Nothing in this world is perfect (yes,except your grandchildren). Don't buy this crap that right wing Christian Republicans will be good for you
Signed,
A Jewish college student who has lived in Israel and perfect Jewish Grandchild (Just ask my Savta)

P.S.

Would you be less likely to vote for John McCain if you knew he was a confessed black criminal who had performed the deeds of an air pirate?

>> I Said: Did you know John McCain spent five years living with communists who were fighting America?

Thats when he earned the nick name "Songbird" making tons of propaganda films for the commies.

What a hero.

burndtdan: I_C_Weener: Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

and those aren't the droids i'm looking for anyways.

You owe me a new keyboard. And work clothes 'cause I just peed myself laughing.

zedster: Dear Old Jews,

That played in my head as if it was being read by Larry the Cable Guy. But then the rest of it doesn't work that way.

Would you vote for John McCain after learning he was the Nazi ex-lover of Barney Frank previous to his career in the North Vietnamese Air Force?

Massive job loss in the news today.

Gee i wonder which candidate that will help ?

He he he.

Two Dogs Farking: I Said: Did you know John McCain spent five years living with communists who were fighting America?

I thought that was Jane Fonda?

Ted Turner?

Yep, McCain hired people who did this to him, and his family. His daughter made him promise he would not do this, but he lied to her. (new window)

McCain is scum.

zedster: Dear Old Jews,
Please realize that there is more at stake then Israel. Please realize that the only president since the founding of Israel to be bad for it was Carter. Obama is not Carter, thus Obama will be good for Israel. Israel has more issues then the conflict, like drugs, the mob(s), etc... Nothing in this world is perfect (yes,except your grandchildren). Don't buy this crap that right wing Christian Republicans will be good for you
Signed,
A Jewish college student who has lived in Israel and perfect Jewish Grandchild (Just ask my Savta)

Or how about:
Dear Old Jews. THIS IS AMERICA - not Israel. They are their own country and they are more than capable of taking care of themselves. Most of us Jews and half-Jews do not actually have any ties to Israel as our ancestors came to America long before Israel existed. We need to fix this country first before we start worrying about everybody else. I don't see candidates pandering to England, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy or any of the other places that we've had a large influx of immigrants from. Israel is an ally like any other ally - they will be fine no matter who is President. Vote for America first, jackasses.

/Obama '08

Remember, John McCain was a guest of a communist regime for about five years, during wartime. As far as I've been able to tell, they never billed him for any living expenses.