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(Guardian.com) Asinine Push polling surfaces in Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania. Voters asked if they would support Obama if they knew he had connections to Hamas and the PLO. Also, did you know he's fathered two black babies?   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 136
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Parthenogenetic 2008-10-03 10:51:50 AM  
2000: Vote for Bush - McCain's a Manchurian candidate who's fathered a black child!

2008: Vote for McCain - Obama's an Al-Qaeda agent who's fathered two black children!

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 11:47:02 AM  
Did you know John McCain spent five years living with communists who were fighting America?

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 11:47:49 AM  
I Said: Did you know John McCain spent five years living with communists who were fighting America?

I thought that was Jane Fonda?

 
SphericalTime [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 11:58:01 AM  
Also in New Mexico. My mom was a victim of it a few nights ago and eventually told the caller to DIAF (although not using those exact words) and STFU.

 
serpent_sky [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 11:58:05 AM  
Would you vote for Obama if he stole your bike?

/it's just as ridiculous.

 
Heroic Poser 2008-10-03 12:17:23 PM  
I heard from someone he goes to Home Depot to pick up illegals so he can get them to choke him in the shower.

 
Tigger [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 12:33:54 PM  
so he can get them to choke him in the shower.

*sniff* I miss Jessica

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 12:38:42 PM  
John McCain is a septuagenarian. Do you really want a diseased man to be your president?

Joseph Biden represents more corporations than any other Senator owing to the large number of corporations who file their paperwork in Delaware. Can we really afford more politicians working for big business?

Barack Obama spent time in Indonesia during his formative years. Haven't we had enough foreign influence in our government?

Sarah Palin has a moose head in her home. Isn't it time we said enough is enough to people who drink Canadian beer?

 
burndtdan 2008-10-03 12:52:34 PM  
Two Dogs Farking: I Said: Did you know John McCain spent five years living with communists who were fighting America?

I thought that was Jane Fonda?


are you implying jane fonda was john mccain in a dress?

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 12:54:18 PM  
I_C_Weener: Sarah Palin has a moose head in her home. Isn't it time we said enough is enough to people who drink Canadian beer?

Molson/Labatt '0eh!

 
filth [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:03:15 PM  
Push polling is obviously a reprehensible activity, but the fact that it seems to work is even more disturbing. Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

 
Solid State Vittles 2008-10-03 01:16:17 PM  
filth: Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

Well, hadn't thought about it, but since you're asking I'll say yes.

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 01:33:27 PM  
Solid State Vittles: filth: Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

Well, hadn't thought about it, but since you're asking I'll say yes.


Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

 
Bloody William 2008-10-03 01:48:30 PM  
I_C_Weener: Solid State Vittles: filth: Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

Well, hadn't thought about it, but since you're asking I'll say yes.

Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.


Then shiat, looks like Florida's going red again.

 
Solid State Vittles 2008-10-03 01:50:44 PM  
I_C_Weener: Solid State Vittles: filth: Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

Well, hadn't thought about it, but since you're asking I'll say yes.

Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.


I will take you at your word.

 
burndtdan 2008-10-03 02:03:56 PM  
I_C_Weener: Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

and those aren't the droids i'm looking for anyways.

 
BunkoSquad 2008-10-03 02:05:11 PM  
Solid State Vittles: I_C_Weener: Solid State Vittles: filth: Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

Well, hadn't thought about it, but since you're asking I'll say yes.

Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

I will take you at your word.


You make a good point. I agree.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 02:06:57 PM  
burndtdan: are you implying jane fonda was john mccain in a dress?

I think a bunch of people just returned their copies of Barbarella.

 
Bartleby the Scrivener 2008-10-03 02:07:03 PM  
if he had connections to ELO, i'd ask him to hook me up!

down bring me down
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oo-whee-hoo.

 
mediaho 2008-10-03 02:07:39 PM  
Is this being reported by any of the U.S. (i.e. liberal media) outlets?

 
Captain Darling 2008-10-03 02:08:41 PM  
burndtdan: I_C_Weener: Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

and those aren't the droids i'm looking for anyways.


And thanks to the Democrats, the actual pollsters don't need to see your identification.

 
jerry2a 2008-10-03 02:08:48 PM  
I_C_Weener: Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

That's what scares me.

/stay classy, McCain

 
maddogdelta [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 02:08:51 PM  
Time to break out the "McCain sired a black daughter out of wedlock" and "McCain became brain damaged in Viet Nam" rumors, so helpfully provided by the RNC.

 
schiefaw 2008-10-03 02:09:06 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: burndtdan: are you implying jane fonda was john mccain in a dress?

I think a bunch of people just returned their copies of Barbarella.


Or started undressing McCain with their eyes.

 
pontechango 2008-10-03 02:09:21 PM  
F*ck Karl Rove, f*ck George W. Bush and f*ck John McCain.

Sonsabiatches.

 
medgar 2008-10-03 02:09:25 PM  
I live in New Hampshire, and I got push polled against McCain a while ago. Not as serious as this - the first one was "I'll read some differences between John McCain and Barack Obama. Barack Obama wants to end our oil use and develop alternative fuels to end our dependence on foreign oil. John McCain only wants to drill for more oil and give tax breaks to oil companies, much like George Bush did for the last 8 years. Are you more likely to vote for Barack Obama now?"

After that I fired up a video game and answered "yes, absolutely" whenever I heard a silence.

 
mcoctopus 2008-10-03 02:10:00 PM  
But it is fair to have 'Vote Obama or be called racist' theme out there.

 
stpickrell 2008-10-03 02:10:00 PM  
I've heard John McCain was, and continues to be, a homo sapiens.

 
ungraceful ganesha 2008-10-03 02:10:02 PM  
Solid State Vittles: I_C_Weener: Solid State Vittles: filth: Can you imagine changing your vote based on an anonymous phone call?

Well, hadn't thought about it, but since you're asking I'll say yes.

Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

I will take you at your word.


You weak minded Fool! He's using an old Rovian mind trick. You're silly powers won't work on me polling boy.

 
pontechango 2008-10-03 02:10:58 PM  
mediaho: Is this being reported by any of the U.S. (i.e. liberal media) outlets?

Nice thing about the Guardian is that they are financed by an independent foundation, unlike all the corporate, I mean liberal media outlets in the US.

 
moistD 2008-10-03 02:11:01 PM  
technically I think they are 3/4 black. he being 1/2 and his wife being 1/1

 
Rug Doctor 2008-10-03 02:11:43 PM  
I Said: Did you know John McCain spent five years living with communists who were fighting America?

Win. A true patriot would have tried harder to escape.

 
whconner4 2008-10-03 02:12:21 PM  
mcoctopus - WTF are you talking about? Go off your meds or something?

 
pontechango 2008-10-03 02:12:22 PM  
mcoctopus: But it is fair to have 'Vote Obama or be called racist' theme out there.

You mean like the song at the beginning of Good Times?

 
jerry2a 2008-10-03 02:12:24 PM  
mcoctopus: But it is fair to have 'Vote Obama or be called racist' theme out there.

That would be unfair if anybody that wasn't half-retarded believed that was true. Let's go over it again...if you DON'T vote for Obama BECAUSE HE'S BLACK, you're a racist. If you don't vote for him because you disagree with his policies, you're not. It's not that difficult to understand.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 02:13:32 PM  
mcoctopus: But it is fair to have 'Vote Obama or be called racist' theme out there.

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Omega3Man 2008-10-03 02:14:29 PM  
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John S. McCain, Jr. in an undated North Vietnamese propaganda photo of his prison cell.

 
ps69 2008-10-03 02:17:02 PM  
The Grand Old Party of push polling and disenfranchisement. They must be so proud.

 
Bob16 2008-10-03 02:17:53 PM  
Obama ahead in Florida and Ohio too.

He he he

Remember the con hallucination about how they were gonna win those 2 states.

It's over (for you cons)

 
zedster [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 02:17:56 PM  
Dear Old Jews,
Please realize that there is more at stake then Israel. Please realize that the only president since the founding of Israel to be bad for it was Carter. Obama is not Carter, thus Obama will be good for Israel. Israel has more issues then the conflict, like drugs, the mob(s), etc... Nothing in this world is perfect (yes,except your grandchildren). Don't buy this crap that right wing Christian Republicans will be good for you
Signed,
A Jewish college student who has lived in Israel and perfect Jewish Grandchild (Just ask my Savta)

P.S.
washingtonbureau.typepad.com

 
Omega3Man 2008-10-03 02:19:24 PM  
Would you be less likely to vote for John McCain if you knew he was a confessed black criminal who had performed the deeds of an air pirate?

 
Bob16 2008-10-03 02:20:05 PM  
>> I Said: Did you know John McCain spent five years living with communists who were fighting America?

Thats when he earned the nick name "Songbird" making tons of propaganda films for the commies.

What a hero.

 
eofk [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 02:20:17 PM  
burndtdan: I_C_Weener: Push polling can have a strong effect on the weakminded.

and those aren't the droids i'm looking for anyways.


You owe me a new keyboard. And work clothes 'cause I just peed myself laughing.

 
schiefaw 2008-10-03 02:21:13 PM  
zedster: Dear Old Jews,

That played in my head as if it was being read by Larry the Cable Guy. But then the rest of it doesn't work that way.

 
lexslamman 2008-10-03 02:21:35 PM  
Would you vote for John McCain after learning he was the Nazi ex-lover of Barney Frank previous to his career in the North Vietnamese Air Force?

 
Bob16 2008-10-03 02:21:40 PM  
Massive job loss in the news today.

Gee i wonder which candidate that will help ?

He he he.

 
lilbjorn 2008-10-03 02:22:32 PM  
Two Dogs Farking: I Said: Did you know John McCain spent five years living with communists who were fighting America?

I thought that was Jane Fonda?


Ted Turner?

 
Corvus 2008-10-03 02:23:03 PM  

 
jerry2a 2008-10-03 02:23:26 PM  
zedster: Dear Old Jews,
Please realize that there is more at stake then Israel. Please realize that the only president since the founding of Israel to be bad for it was Carter. Obama is not Carter, thus Obama will be good for Israel. Israel has more issues then the conflict, like drugs, the mob(s), etc... Nothing in this world is perfect (yes,except your grandchildren). Don't buy this crap that right wing Christian Republicans will be good for you
Signed,
A Jewish college student who has lived in Israel and perfect Jewish Grandchild (Just ask my Savta)


Or how about:
Dear Old Jews. THIS IS AMERICA - not Israel. They are their own country and they are more than capable of taking care of themselves. Most of us Jews and half-Jews do not actually have any ties to Israel as our ancestors came to America long before Israel existed. We need to fix this country first before we start worrying about everybody else. I don't see candidates pandering to England, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy or any of the other places that we've had a large influx of immigrants from. Israel is an ally like any other ally - they will be fine no matter who is President. Vote for America first, jackasses.

/Obama '08

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-10-03 02:23:44 PM  
Remember, John McCain was a guest of a communist regime for about five years, during wartime. As far as I've been able to tell, they never billed him for any living expenses.

 
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