sorry, now that was funny...where is that picture about a 6 yr old and a jackass?

No one else likes them either.

Atillathepun: No one else likes them either.

100% agree.

haha, his name is "dick", haha

Dick Morris, when he speaks, manages to combine the worst elements of "effeminate whine," "pretentious snottery," and "surly loudmouth" to create a special, one-of-a-kind tenor impossible to re-create in nature.

Morris was a little off his meds last night. He's on that show all the time, and knows Colmes as the mind-numbing sophist that he is. It was just Colmes being Colmes-no reason for Morris to have lost his cool like that.

Not that I didn't enjoy it ;) Especially that parting shot that even took Hannity by surprise...

BravadoGT: Morris was a little off his meds last night. He's on that show all the time, and knows Colmes as the mind-numbing sophist that he is. It was just Colmes being Colmes-no reason for Morris to have lost his cool like that.

Not that I didn't enjoy it ;) Especially that parting shot that even took Hannity by surprise...

Considering Morris' own biases, it's sort of cute that he got his knickers in a twist--especially when addressing "talking points" which he does such a grand job parroting himself.

That, or I suppose you could argue that he just plagerizes a LOT of other folks across the country.

Can we put them both on a barge and push them out into the open ocean?

I can't watch the video from work, somebody care to do a summary / quick transcript?

Douchefight!

So they need two twats on this show just
to make Hannity look like less of a coont?

Awww. Who doesn't love an obese lisping whoremonger?

My problem with Hannity and Colmes is that they both embody the absolute annoying worst in both parties.

Colmes the bleeding heart liberal with only his talking points to cling to, and Hannity the blowhard.

They all need punching.

Nobody likes Cock Morris.

I hate admitting this, but I would actually enjoy watching Dick Morris getting raped by eels.

I don't know who the first ass is, but Colmes is a spineless idiot. I just don't care.

dgc360: I can't watch the video from work, somebody care to do a summary / quick transcript?

Morris: "Wharrgarbl!!!!"

Colmes: "Whaaaaaaaaaa!!"

I love how Hannity calls that simpering douchebag Lieberman an "all-around good guy" just before the cutoff. If a complete waste of perfectly good organs like Sean Hannity ever expressed anything approaching mild approval of me, I'd immediately hang myself. Twice.

Seems more like Dick Morris is just an idiotic biatch.

Colmes handled himself fine there.

/no fan of Colmes

mediaho: Douchefight!

Perfect description. I watched this last night live, couldn't believe how dickish they were to each other.

I feel like this election is going to end, and no one will even notice. Just constant battlemode from here on out.

dgc360: I can't watch the video from work, somebody care to do a summary / quick transcript?

mediaho: Douchefight!

Done.

Shiat. The polls have made it clear, Dick. The majority of views do not have brains.

Farking hack.

Also, Dick Morris reminds me of the fat guy who got beaten to death in the Shawshank Redemption.

macman37: Colmes the bleeding heart liberal with only his talking points to cling to, and Hannity the blowhard.

Colmes is not a liberal by any stretch of the imagination.

dgc360: I can't watch the video from work, somebody care to do a summary / quick transcript?

Morris is a troll, Colmes is a pussy.

Apparently, Dick Morris and Alan Colmes don't like each other. Who knewWho cares?

FTFS

Andric: Also, Dick Morris reminds me of the fat guy who got beaten to death in the Shawshank Redemption biatch-slapped by Bill Clinton.

FTFY.

Mr_Fabulous: Andric: Also, Dick Morris reminds me of the fat guy who got beaten to death in the Shawshank Redemption biatch-slapped by Bill Clinton.

FTFY.

That too.

I'd like to name this edition of the VP Debates:

If Alan Colmes were a hooker with juicy toes, Dick Morris would like him more.

dogfood: Colmes is a pussy.

That's why Fox News hired HIM to represent the left - he's a real life straw man.

dogfood: dgc360: I can't watch the video from work, somebody care to do a summary / quick transcript?

Morris is a troll, Colmes is a pussy.

And this is not-the-newsworthy somehow?

Did anyone notice the poll at the bottom?

"Who won the debate?"
21% Biden
86% Palin

LOL. You go Fox News. Your brainwashing is working!

Dick Morris is smarmy, Colmes is an idiot. It's a good plan because it make Hannity look clean and smart, after all he is the star.

hachijuhachi: Did anyone notice the poll at the bottom?

"Who won the debate?"
21% Biden
86% Palin

LOL. You go Fox News. Your brainwashing is working!

The funny part is that you're so biased, you switched the digits without realizing it. 12% Biden. It makes the 88% Palin even worse, but it's kind of ironic that you mention that while also flubbing the numbers.

Pocket Ninja: Dick Morris, when he speaks, manages to combine the worst elements of "effeminate whine," "pretentious snottery," and "surly loudmouth" to create a special, one-of-a-kind tenor impossible to re-create in nature.

Thank you for perfectly articulating why Dick Morris makes me nauseous.

It was a fun exchange to watch.

More fun was watching Hannity pin down the lib.

After the Couric interview, it looks there will be a lot less allowing the subject to vaguely blather anything they want and forcing them to specifically answer the question.

(Which is bad news.......for Obama.)

As opposed to their off camera arguments, centered around who's catching and who's pitching that night.

Well, in Dick Morris' defense, he is a lying sack of shiat!

shamelessly stolen from the Daily Show

dear God, Dick Morris is flamingly gay

Dick Morris. The guy's first name says it all. Too bad Colmes didn't grow a spine when get kept getting talked over. Morris, "You're going to let me talk or you're going to have a different guest on your show."

Should have said, "You have been talking, now i'm talking and if you don't want to treat the hosts with the same respect then yes, you can kindly GTFO."

Course it is Fox. You have to question the intelligence of anyone watching that channel and expecting well thought out debate.

macman37: My problem with Hannity and Colmes is that they both embody the absolute annoying worst in both parties.

Colmes the bleeding heart liberal with only his talking points to cling to, and Hannity the blowhard.

They all need punching.

Perfectly said and perfectly correct.

Colmes is the dumbest host on Fox, and that's saying something. All that dumb shiat did last night was try to talk her down. I'd be perfectly happy if he talked up his guy Biden but he had to do the typical political crap of taking down the opponent. Hannity does it too but he's smoother about it, since he's been in radio longer and has the schitck down.

I loved Morris's slapdown because it's clear Morris is enamored with Palin and probably sees a future if not working for her, then her supplanting Hillary as the first woman likely to make it to the White House.

Rethorn: hachijuhachi: Did anyone notice the poll at the bottom?

"Who won the debate?"
21% Biden
86% Palin

LOL. You go Fox News. Your brainwashing is working!

The funny part is that you're so biased, you switched the digits without realizing it. 12% Biden. It makes the 88% Palin even worse, but it's kind of ironic that you mention that while also flubbing the numbers.

Like Fox says, Fair and Balanced. Their poll balanced out the CNN poll which had the numbers basically reversed. The CNN talking heads were the political equivalent of a porn star in the "ready to receive a facial" position for the democrats.

Sarah Palin shock and awe at the debate:

Shock: she didn't say something totally stupid or categorically ridiculous.

Awe: GOP'ers thinking she actually won by dodging policy questions, winking at the camera and not saying something totally stupid or categorically ridiculous.

/you betcha

Shock and Awe?

She showed up, congrats. She didn't wow me in terms of the level of debate this should have been.

She wowed me only compared to her Couric and Gibson interviews, where she was a complete failure.

She get's an E for effort, nothing more.

Alan Colmes is The Crypt Keeper. That is all.

Little known fact, his name is not Richard Morris

Sean Hannity is destroying political satire in this country.

I don't like either of them very much, but it was funny to watcvh Dick Morris look pissed off like a fat little 5th grader who was denied seconds.

/HAHA