Fair enough.

Now Coldplay sucks ass too. Good job, Chris.

Half Right: Fair enough.

Now Coldplay sucks ass too. Good job, Chris.

Ha! I don't like a damn think Nickelback shiats out and there's plenty of coldplay I don't care for, but I do like whatever the name of their latest overplayed song.

In other news Chris Martin is banging Chad Kroeger

That's like the suck leading the suck.

Dr. Sweets thinks you might be homosexual for liking Coldplay.

/not that there is anything wrong with that
//hotlinked
///from IGN, so who cares?

Half Right: Fair enough.

Now Coldplay sucks ass too. Good job, Chris.

They already sucked ass. I hate them both and now I don't feel bad about it.

submitter: That is my final word

OOOooooo... sorry, the correct answer is B) They suck. Thanks for playing Chris, it's been fun.

/back after a quick message from our sponsors

ozone: In other news Chris Martin is banging Chad Kroeger

would be better than what he actually is banging. *shudders*

I have done things in my life.

Listening to Nickelback was one of them.

Now I only desire the sweet embrace of death.

This is like Pauly Shore defending Carrot Top.

How can anyone like Nickelback? I thought that was universally agreed upon. I don't necessarily agree with berating them but I thought it was a common knowledge that they're terrible and hoped they just faded away with the rest of the one hit wonders.

I like how he says the haters "have never done fark all in their life".

Yeah. Sorry we can't all make huge contributions to society by singing little songs.

Some of us have to work in hospitals saving lives etc...

Okay, I knew eventually I would have to make this confession: I don't care for Coldplay overall, but Viva la Vida and Violet Hill aren't bad songs and the videos for them are kind of cool.

Even if Chris Martin dances like his feet have been nailed to the floor.

I would still take Coldplay over Nickelback's anyday, which may very well be the definition of damning with faint praise.

assegai: How can anyone like Nickelback? I thought that was universally agreed upon.

Oh, I know lots of people that like Nickelback. My 14 year old daughter, her friends, and....... oh. nevermind.

This is like W endorsing Palin as an intelligent, well-read candidate.

I heard songs from both of them on the radio. Aren't they the same guys with two different band names?

Coldplay is better than Nickleback, but Coldplay still sucks.


crap endorsing shiat.

Wait, I thought the only people who actually like Nickelback are the ones who "have never done fark in all their life."

So basically:

One cannot have an opinion on a band/musician until one is more successful than said band/musician.


I wonder what Martin's Fark handle is...

this isn't like bush endorsing palin.

its like thom yorke endorsing miley cyrus

/i like thom

eh what the hell, i'll throw myself under the bus.... i actually don't mind nickelback's OR coldplay's music.

"They take a lot of flak from people who have never done f--k all in their life.

I guess he's never been introduced to all the professional musicians/part-time music critics here on Fark.

assegai: How can anyone like Nickelback? I thought that was universally agreed upon. I don't necessarily agree with berating them but I thought it was a common knowledge that they're terrible and hoped they just faded away with the rest of the one hit wonders.

It's easy to like nickleback. Just don't listen to anything after "The State" was released.

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Okay, I knew eventually I would have to make this confession: I don't care for Coldplay overall, but Viva la Vida and Violet Hill aren't bad songs and the videos for them are kind of cool.

She's a witch. Get the wood and fire.

"They take a lot of flak from people who have never done f--k all in their life."

have never done fark all? excuse me Chris, but I'll have you know I was voted Time Magazine's man of the year for 2006.

"I do believe that music causes violence. For example, every time I hear a Nickelback song, it makes me want to kill Nickelback." --David Cross

How do people's lack of accomplishment (whatever the fark that vacuous statement even means) negate the fact that Coldplay and Nickleback suck balls? Also, let me add Creed to that list just for good measure?

chucknasty: have never done fark all? excuse me Chris, but I'll have you know I was voted Time Magazine's man of the year for 2006.

superoogie: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Okay, I knew eventually I would have to make this confession: I don't care for Coldplay overall, but Viva la Vida and Violet Hill aren't bad songs and the videos for them are kind of cool.

She's a witch. Get the wood and fire.

Damn. Is my Devil's Mark showing again? I just can't seem to keep that covered up...

I didn't look and see if somebody said this but..

IT TAKES SUCK TO KNOW SUCK CHRISSY!

Now Coldplay and Nickelback can go off to Canada or England and get married and leave the US alone!

...I'm against lame ass band same-sex marriages.

/If Chris and Chad want to get married in the US thats okay as long as they retire from music first.

"They take a lot of flak from people who have never done f--k all in their life."



/disagrees
//i'm fine with them though, they are far from the worst thing about pop rock right now

Far out.

I like listening to Nickelback just to make you mad.

Country too.

You know how I know YOU'RE gay?

Makes sense. Both bands only have one song that they keep publishing under different titles.

yookaloco: //i'm fine with them though, they are far from the worst thing about pop rock right now

Yeah, but far from the best.

They take a lot of flak from people who have never done f--k all in their life

Oh, but the fans of the band...they are obviously very well accomplished in their lives right? They must be to be fans... Chris, you can't have it both ways. The fans and the haters are just as unaccomplished as each other.

Way to insult your fans too, bud.

xxBirdMadGirlxx: superoogie:
She's a witch. Get the wood and fire.

Damn. Is my Devil's Mark showing again? I just can't seem to keep that covered up...

Oh, is that all that is? I'll cancel the film crew, then.

/Thursdays, built of disappointment and regret.

chucknasty: have never done fark all? excuse me Chris, but I'll have you know I was voted Time Magazine's man of the year for 2006.

Short list of people voted Time Magazine's man of the year for 2006: Chris Martin, Chad Kroeger, chucknasty, Bevets

if only that was indeed his final word.

Chris Martin also puts those fake air vents shaped like diamonds on his Chevy Caprice Classic. That's my final word.

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH (new window)

LewDux: chucknasty: have never done fark all? excuse me Chris, but I'll have you know I was voted Time Magazine's man of the year for 2006.

Short list of people voted Time Magazine's man of the year for 2006: Chris Martin, Chad Kroeger, chucknasty, Bevets

Oh, You know who else was voted Time's Man of the Year?

Half Right: Now Coldplay sucks ass too.

Now?

What the fark.


You play music.


You contribute nothing productive to society in anyway.

I've given up on the whole Nickelback hating thing. There are more important things in this life to hate.

If you don't like, just change the farking channel. Failing that, put on a CD. It's not that hard. If you really get that angry over a band's success, you have some issues to work out.

/doesn't hate Nickelback
//doesn't love Nickelback

The Glass Dragon: I've given up on the whole Nickelback hating thing. There are more important things in this life to hate.

My opinion is they're the same phenomenon as Linkin Park. Every god damned song sounds exactly the same. Same with that bald douche who lost at American Idol.

The Glass Dragon: I've given up on the whole Nickelback hating thing. There are more important things in this life to hate.

If you don't like, just change the farking channel. Failing that, put on a CD. It's not that hard. If you really get that angry over a band's success, you have some issues to work out.

/doesn't hate Nickelback
//doesn't love Nickelback

You are clearly not a true Farker. Please leave and take your logical reasoning and crazy scaled-response/reaction theories with you.

Chris Martin:: They take a lot of flak from people who have never done f--k all in their life.

Sounds more like he is talking about Farkers.