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Poutine overdose

She called in sick to her own concert?
Was it payday yesterday or something?

Why is this SCARY? Did a boob flop out?

I'm supposed to see her in Boston tomorrow night. Maybe I'll have to make other plans.

Wardrobe malfunction. Nipple shield too tight.

Her music makes me sick as well.

/got nothin'

Why do famous people always require being rushed to the hospital? I never need to be rushed to the hospital.

Oh the huge mammary!!

I'm with SuperCatBarf. Of the few times I had serious enough injuries to require medical treatment, there was no rush.

Now if she were gut-shot or her appendix just burst I could understand a "rush."

CarnySaur: I'm supposed to see her in Boston tomorrow night. Maybe I'll have to make other plans.

Maybe you could go catch some music instead.

I just wanted to say, nice jorb subby

Mirrorz: Oh the huge mammary!!

I'm with SuperCatBarf. Of the few times I had serious enough injuries to require medical treatment, there was no rush.

Now if she were gut-shot or her appendix just burst I could understand a "rush."


Last time I decided to go to the hospital was two weeks after I had fallen and noticed my ankle was still kinda sore. Turns out I had a broken fibula.



/tough guys rule!

Marla Singer's Laundry: CarnySaur: I'm supposed to see her in Boston tomorrow night. Maybe I'll have to make other plans.

Maybe you could go catch some music instead.

I'm deaf, you bastard.

CrankMyBlueSax: Mirrorz: Oh the huge mammary!!

I'm with SuperCatBarf. Of the few times I had serious enough injuries to require medical treatment, there was no rush.

Now if she were gut-shot or her appendix just burst I could understand a "rush."


Last time I decided to go to the hospital was two weeks after I had fallen and noticed my ankle was still kinda sore. Turns out I had a broken fibula.



/tough guys rule!

Um, are you a professional dancer? Kinda makes a difference. (I know this does not pertain to MJ With Moobs.)_

Came for the tribal nipple rings attached to flapjack boobies and left disappointed.

SuperCatBarf: Why do famous people always require being rushed to the hospital? I never need to be rushed to the hospital.


Because she's important. Sheesh...

/I have 5 ambulances stationed outside of wherever I am
//I'm that damn important
///in my mind

Coke is a hell of a drug.

CarnySaur: Marla Singer's Laundry: CarnySaur: I'm supposed to see her in Boston tomorrow night. Maybe I'll have to make other plans.

Maybe you could go catch some music instead.

I'm deaf, you bastard.

It will work to your advantage at a Janet Jackson concert.

CrankMyBlueSax:
...Turns out I had a broken fibula.
/tough guys rule!

I had a pvc pipe(bomb) explode in my hand about a month ago while trying to make some homemade hydraulics for a Halloween project. Nearly Darwined myself with that feat of stupidty.

I didn't go to the hospital voluntarily. A friend of mine works in radiology and insisted he x-ray my meaty mit the next day. Broken thumb and a few lacerated tendons.

Got a sweet set of natural black fingernails out of the deal.