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R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 09:53:12 PM  
Useless without Maureen O'Hara. She was worth fighting over.

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 09:55:30 PM  
Yep, I'm posting drunk again.

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 10:16:10 PM  
Why is it that bacon can make cinnamon rolls better, but cinnamon rolls cannot improve bacon? (Deep philosophical conundrum.)


R.A.Danny

They had bacon, I think, in The Quiet Man, but I don't think they had cinnamon rolls.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 10:17:03 PM  
I'd have to try it to see if it's better than a waste of both bacon and cinnamon rolls.

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 10:20:04 PM  
serve them piping hot on Scarlett Johansson/Monica Belluci/Bea Arthur's hiney?

 
00ghost27 2008-09-28 10:41:58 PM  
link is farked

 
EL_FABREZ 2008-09-28 10:42:47 PM  
This Account Has Exceeded Its CPU Quota

Clicked 23 times. That's gotta be the fastest fail ever.

 
TDYL4 2008-09-28 10:43:59 PM  
website fails
fark wins

 
unyon [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 10:44:02 PM  
Scienceman123: oldebayer: Why is it that bacon can make cinnamon rolls better, but cinnamon rolls cannot improve bacon? (Deep philosophical conundrum.)


R.A.Danny

They had bacon, I think, in The Quiet Man, but I don't think they had cinnamon rolls.

The only thing that can improve bacon is more bacon.


Damn you. I was gonna say that!

You're entirely correct, of course. But cheese certainly gives it the old college try.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 10:44:11 PM  
EL_FABREZ: This Account Has Exceeded Its CPU Quota

Clicked 23 times. That's gotta be the fastest fail ever.


WE WIN!

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 10:44:39 PM  
This site apparently uses one of those awesome free hosting services. Everybody wants everything on the Web for free. This is what you get for free.

 
RobertBruce [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 10:48:18 PM  
Link seems to work again. Someone make that for me!

 
Hick [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 10:49:37 PM  
My Fantasy Football team will for sure benefit with this news.
Go Bacon !!

 
ultraholland 2008-09-28 10:50:06 PM  
and weed dipping sauce.

 
State_College_Arsonist 2008-09-28 10:51:36 PM  
As much as I like bacon, the only thing a cinnamon roll needs is icing.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 10:51:46 PM  
RobertBruce: Link seems to work again. Someone make that for me!

" * Your account has used more than its share of the cpu in the past 60 second sliding window.
* Your account has too many concurrent processes running simultanously.
* Your account has consumed too much memory.
* Your site was recently very busy trying to run inefficient scripts. "

Looks like it might work patchily every 60 seconds..or just fail out loud

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-09-28 10:52:12 PM  
How's that for a slice of fried gold!

 
Guairdean 2008-09-28 10:52:27 PM  
Try Bacon Cinnamon Rolls (new window)
or
More Bacon Cinnamon Rolls (new window)
while I go get the "ready to eat" bacon out of the pantry and find the Pillsbury cinnamon roll kits in the fridge.

 
RKTeuthis 2008-09-28 10:53:41 PM  
OK, enough farking bacon already. GEEZ.

Good food tastes great without bacon and it's just overkill to add it. Hell, if your food needs bacon to make it great, it's probably shiatty food in the first place.

 
vudukungfu 2008-09-28 10:55:43 PM  
State_College_Arsonist: As much as I like bacon, the only thing a cinnamon roll needs is icing.

Roll your dough out in a rectangle, pinning it flat.

Brush with butter, dist with cinamon sugar, raisins, and bacon bits.
Rollup lengthwise and cut into 16 swirls.
Park then perpendicular in the breadpan, two abreast, and punch down.
Let rise and bake.
remove from pan.
Glaze with maple frosting and bacon bits.
let cool.
Fry slabs in butter or bacon grease until golden brown, pouring the icing on top what melted off in the pan.
ta, farkin' daaa.

 
OyleSylck [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 10:55:44 PM  
Text from the Google cache:

"While grocery shopping the other day I picked up a tube of ready-to-cook cinnamon rolls and thought hey, I wonder how these would taste with bacon. As I read the back of the package I was reminded that the rolls are actually un-rolled when you remove them.

I unrolled the Weenersry and the length of the dough reminded me of something. Could it be? Yes indeed. Serendipity. The unrolled pastry was nearly identical in size to a strip of bacon. This was going to be interesting.

After assembling all the bacon cinnamon rolls I popped them in the pre-heated oven at 425 degrees for about 15 minutes. I then pulled the rolls out of the oven and drizzled the icing upon them as directed.

Right from the first bite I knew we had a winner. The Smaste™ rating alone was a jaw-dropping 51.93. The entire house was filled with sugary, cinnamony, bacony aroma. The taste was both sweet and salty, a perfect combination for a morning pick-me-up meal. Highly recommended for any bacon lover!"

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 10:55:58 PM  
RKTeuthis: OK, enough farking bacon already. GEEZ.

Good food tastes great without bacon and it's just overkill to add it. Hell, if your food needs bacon to make it great, it's probably shiatty food in the first place.


You know what's really tasty? Squid. With bacon.

 
ckellingc 2008-09-28 10:56:38 PM  
RKTeuthis

www.pabsttheater.org
Liar

 
skwerl 2008-09-28 10:57:05 PM  
fatty thread trifecta? What do I win? I'll take some bacon cinnamon rolls please.

 
OyleSylck [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 10:58:01 PM  
OyleSylck: Weenersry

Haha filterpwned!

/But why would pastry be filtered?

 
vudukungfu 2008-09-28 10:58:06 PM  
Protip:
Soak the raisins in 151 the night before you bake the bread.

What liquor is left after draining the raisins, is mixed with powdered sugar, and maple syrup to make the icing.

Yes, I have made this for guests.
Yes, I took their keys away first.

 
BokerBill 2008-09-28 10:58:25 PM  
peachpicker: RKTeuthis: OK, enough farking bacon already. GEEZ.

Good food tastes great without bacon and it's just overkill to add it. Hell, if your food needs bacon to make it great, it's probably shiatty food in the first place.

You know what's really tasty? Squid. With bacon.


I'm going with bacon & sour grapes.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 10:58:39 PM  
Bacon cinnamon rolls... WITH A CHOCOLATE DRIZZLE.

I am going to go into the kitchen right now and invent this.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 11:00:39 PM  
TDYL4: website fails
fark wins


Working now. Mmmmmm.....bacon cinnamon rolls. With icing.

 
Lodius2000 2008-09-28 11:01:34 PM  
farked again

 
ral315 2008-09-28 11:02:02 PM  
OyleSylck: /But why would pastry be filtered?

It was preceded by the word "first".

 
Itchy Bear Cub 2008-09-28 11:02:59 PM  
Site farked.

 
Dear Jerk 2008-09-28 11:03:22 PM  
The Fark slogan should be 'bacon and cynicism.'

 
OyleSylck [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 11:04:04 PM  
ral315: It was preceded by the word "first".

I know. But there is no "post" in pastry. So I was just wondering how aggressive the filters are with typos.

 
robisfunky 2008-09-28 11:04:41 PM  
RKTeuthis: OK, enough farking bacon already. GEEZ.

Good food tastes great without bacon and it's just overkill to add it. Hell, if your food needs bacon to make it great, it's probably shiatty food in the first place.


My food doesn't need bacon. It WANTS bacon.

 
NCRider 2008-09-28 11:04:46 PM  
CPU quota? What is this, 1972?

 
Carl Sagan's Ghost 2008-09-28 11:05:25 PM  
peachpicker: Bacon cinnamon rolls... WITH A CHOCOLATE DRIZZLE.

I am going to go into the kitchen right now and invent this.


And then you dunk it in pancake batter and deep fry it, then serve with some confectioner's sugar sprinkled on it.

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 11:07:04 PM  
I looked long and hard...
img.villagephotos.com

He isn't in either movie.

 
FatherDale 2008-09-28 11:07:17 PM  
That's almost as awesome as the fact that there is a bacontoday.com

 
ripple123 2008-09-28 11:08:42 PM  
bacon. is there anything it cant do? apart from feed jews...

 
Seit_N_Zounde [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 11:10:39 PM  
At first I thought it sounded, that was bad.
Then I thought about it a bit more, that was good.
Then I clicked on the link it was messed, that was bad.
Then remember that this is FARK they love bacon, that was good.
Then I clicked on the thread and no pictures, that is bad.

 
scotty425 2008-09-28 11:11:31 PM  
Cinnamon rolls with a side of bacon has long been one of my favorite breakfasts.

/Chest pains, ignore them, they'll go away!

 
JimDaGeek 2008-09-28 11:11:45 PM  
RKTeuthis: OK, enough farking bacon already. GEEZ.

Good food tastes great without bacon and it's just overkill to add it. Hell, if your food needs bacon to make it great, it's probably shiatty food in the first place.


This. Heck, I hate bacon. It is too fatty and way, way too salty for my tastes. Eat two slices and you basically have your fat, sat-fat, sodium and cholesterol intake for the day. No thanks. Give me a nice veggie burger with a cold glass of vanilla soy milk. :-)

 
sckonkh 2008-09-28 11:11:51 PM  
ripple123: bacon. is there anything it cant do? apart from feed jews...

I enjoyed

 
Crackers Are a Family Food 2008-09-28 11:12:30 PM  
FatherDale: That's almost as awesome as the fact that there is a bacontoday.com

That was my first reaction, too.

 
Zafayal [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 11:13:29 PM  
Okay...

(deep breath)

I'm coming out of the closet: I hate bacon.

 
pvd021 2008-09-28 11:14:34 PM  
Try making an American corn dog using Chinese sausage, the same kind they dice up in fried rice. Freaking amazing.

 
Road Rash 2008-09-28 11:14:57 PM  
bacon wrapped scallops and shrimp, dusted with cajun spices, and then tossed on the grill.... mmmmm! (watch out for the flare-ups!)

/Then bacon cinnamon rolls for dessert
//bacon

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-09-28 11:15:20 PM  
Carl Sagan's Ghost: peachpicker: Bacon cinnamon rolls... WITH A CHOCOLATE DRIZZLE.

I am going to go into the kitchen right now and invent this.

And then you dunk it in pancake batter and deep fry it, then serve with some confectioner's sugar sprinkled on it.


On a stick.

 
FrostyOne 2008-09-28 11:16:21 PM  
Link farked.

/Fark GDoS Attack

 
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