Useless without Maureen O'Hara. She was worth fighting over.

Yep, I'm posting drunk again.

Why is it that bacon can make cinnamon rolls better, but cinnamon rolls cannot improve bacon? (Deep philosophical conundrum.)


R.A.Danny

They had bacon, I think, in The Quiet Man, but I don't think they had cinnamon rolls.

I'd have to try it to see if it's better than a waste of both bacon and cinnamon rolls.

serve them piping hot on Scarlett Johansson/Monica Belluci/Bea Arthur's hiney?

link is farked

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Clicked 23 times. That's gotta be the fastest fail ever.

website fails
fark wins

Scienceman123: oldebayer: Why is it that bacon can make cinnamon rolls better, but cinnamon rolls cannot improve bacon? (Deep philosophical conundrum.)


R.A.Danny

They had bacon, I think, in The Quiet Man, but I don't think they had cinnamon rolls.

The only thing that can improve bacon is more bacon.

Damn you. I was gonna say that!

You're entirely correct, of course. But cheese certainly gives it the old college try.

EL_FABREZ: This Account Has Exceeded Its CPU Quota

Clicked 23 times. That's gotta be the fastest fail ever.

WE WIN!

This site apparently uses one of those awesome free hosting services. Everybody wants everything on the Web for free. This is what you get for free.

Link seems to work again. Someone make that for me!

My Fantasy Football team will for sure benefit with this news.
Go Bacon !!

and weed dipping sauce.

As much as I like bacon, the only thing a cinnamon roll needs is icing.

RobertBruce: Link seems to work again. Someone make that for me!

" * Your account has used more than its share of the cpu in the past 60 second sliding window.
* Your account has too many concurrent processes running simultanously.
* Your account has consumed too much memory.
* Your site was recently very busy trying to run inefficient scripts. "

Looks like it might work patchily every 60 seconds..or just fail out loud

How's that for a slice of fried gold!

Try Bacon Cinnamon Rolls (new window)
or
More Bacon Cinnamon Rolls (new window)
while I go get the "ready to eat" bacon out of the pantry and find the Pillsbury cinnamon roll kits in the fridge.

OK, enough farking bacon already. GEEZ.

Good food tastes great without bacon and it's just overkill to add it. Hell, if your food needs bacon to make it great, it's probably shiatty food in the first place.

State_College_Arsonist: As much as I like bacon, the only thing a cinnamon roll needs is icing.

Roll your dough out in a rectangle, pinning it flat.

Brush with butter, dist with cinamon sugar, raisins, and bacon bits.
Rollup lengthwise and cut into 16 swirls.
Park then perpendicular in the breadpan, two abreast, and punch down.
Let rise and bake.
remove from pan.
Glaze with maple frosting and bacon bits.
let cool.
Fry slabs in butter or bacon grease until golden brown, pouring the icing on top what melted off in the pan.
ta, farkin' daaa.

Text from the Google cache:

"While grocery shopping the other day I picked up a tube of ready-to-cook cinnamon rolls and thought hey, I wonder how these would taste with bacon. As I read the back of the package I was reminded that the rolls are actually un-rolled when you remove them.

I unrolled the Weenersry and the length of the dough reminded me of something. Could it be? Yes indeed. Serendipity. The unrolled pastry was nearly identical in size to a strip of bacon. This was going to be interesting.

After assembling all the bacon cinnamon rolls I popped them in the pre-heated oven at 425 degrees for about 15 minutes. I then pulled the rolls out of the oven and drizzled the icing upon them as directed.

Right from the first bite I knew we had a winner. The Smaste™ rating alone was a jaw-dropping 51.93. The entire house was filled with sugary, cinnamony, bacony aroma. The taste was both sweet and salty, a perfect combination for a morning pick-me-up meal. Highly recommended for any bacon lover!"

RKTeuthis: OK, enough farking bacon already. GEEZ.

Good food tastes great without bacon and it's just overkill to add it. Hell, if your food needs bacon to make it great, it's probably shiatty food in the first place.

You know what's really tasty? Squid. With bacon.

RKTeuthis


Liar

fatty thread trifecta? What do I win? I'll take some bacon cinnamon rolls please.

OyleSylck: Weenersry

Haha filterpwned!

/But why would pastry be filtered?

Protip:
Soak the raisins in 151 the night before you bake the bread.

What liquor is left after draining the raisins, is mixed with powdered sugar, and maple syrup to make the icing.

Yes, I have made this for guests.
Yes, I took their keys away first.

peachpicker: RKTeuthis: OK, enough farking bacon already. GEEZ.

Good food tastes great without bacon and it's just overkill to add it. Hell, if your food needs bacon to make it great, it's probably shiatty food in the first place.

You know what's really tasty? Squid. With bacon.

I'm going with bacon & sour grapes.

Bacon cinnamon rolls... WITH A CHOCOLATE DRIZZLE.

I am going to go into the kitchen right now and invent this.

TDYL4: website fails
fark wins

Working now. Mmmmmm.....bacon cinnamon rolls. With icing.

farked again

OyleSylck: /But why would pastry be filtered?

It was preceded by the word "first".

Site farked.

The Fark slogan should be 'bacon and cynicism.'

ral315: It was preceded by the word "first".

I know. But there is no "post" in pastry. So I was just wondering how aggressive the filters are with typos.

RKTeuthis: OK, enough farking bacon already. GEEZ.

Good food tastes great without bacon and it's just overkill to add it. Hell, if your food needs bacon to make it great, it's probably shiatty food in the first place.

My food doesn't need bacon. It WANTS bacon.

CPU quota? What is this, 1972?

peachpicker: Bacon cinnamon rolls... WITH A CHOCOLATE DRIZZLE.

I am going to go into the kitchen right now and invent this.

And then you dunk it in pancake batter and deep fry it, then serve with some confectioner's sugar sprinkled on it.

I looked long and hard...


He isn't in either movie.

That's almost as awesome as the fact that there is a bacontoday.com

bacon. is there anything it cant do? apart from feed jews...

At first I thought it sounded, that was bad.
Then I thought about it a bit more, that was good.
Then I clicked on the link it was messed, that was bad.
Then remember that this is FARK they love bacon, that was good.
Then I clicked on the thread and no pictures, that is bad.

Cinnamon rolls with a side of bacon has long been one of my favorite breakfasts.

/Chest pains, ignore them, they'll go away!

RKTeuthis: OK, enough farking bacon already. GEEZ.

Good food tastes great without bacon and it's just overkill to add it. Hell, if your food needs bacon to make it great, it's probably shiatty food in the first place.

This. Heck, I hate bacon. It is too fatty and way, way too salty for my tastes. Eat two slices and you basically have your fat, sat-fat, sodium and cholesterol intake for the day. No thanks. Give me a nice veggie burger with a cold glass of vanilla soy milk. :-)

ripple123: bacon. is there anything it cant do? apart from feed jews...

I enjoyed

FatherDale: That's almost as awesome as the fact that there is a bacontoday.com

That was my first reaction, too.

Okay...

(deep breath)

I'm coming out of the closet: I hate bacon.

Try making an American corn dog using Chinese sausage, the same kind they dice up in fried rice. Freaking amazing.

bacon wrapped scallops and shrimp, dusted with cajun spices, and then tossed on the grill.... mmmmm! (watch out for the flare-ups!)

/Then bacon cinnamon rolls for dessert
//bacon

Carl Sagan's Ghost: peachpicker: Bacon cinnamon rolls... WITH A CHOCOLATE DRIZZLE.

I am going to go into the kitchen right now and invent this.

And then you dunk it in pancake batter and deep fry it, then serve with some confectioner's sugar sprinkled on it.

On a stick.

Link farked.

/Fark GDoS Attack