and after trying to climb a flight of stairs, i bet she can relate

FTA: Her fiance Ashley Bacon proposed on a recent trip to Venice and they plan to marry on Valentine's Day.

$10 says the name was what drew her to him(her?)

How soon will this be on House?

It took the bacteria so long to consume her that they mutated into something more benign.

All the bacteria had tiny strokes and died?

Yo mamma's so fat the flesh eatin bacteria gave up!

This actually happened to me this summer. I was in the hospital with complications after an emergency surgery. A second surgery revealed a bacteria was eating at the fat in my abdomen.

/sexay, I know.
//My insurance actually declined to cover the charges for the second surgery, stating they don't cover weight loss surgeries. I had them reconsider, and they updated their billing records. Really.

"Clair"?

The woman is very lucky.

subby
[...] disease got tired and gave gived up

FTFY
/rotsky'd
// pet peeve.
/// etc.

Next time you are in the hospital. Have a good look around at all the 'bits' on the floors and under stuff. Cleaning of the operating room is the main priority. The rest of the place is a once a week job, Even though some will deny that.

"Nom nom nom" in STEREO!

Subby, that was supper. I mean super! That created one of the funniest mental images I've had in days. I literally LOL.

+10

shanrick: Yo mamma's so fat the flesh eatin bacteria gave up!

Yo mamma's so ugly the flesh eatin bacteria looked at her and said "We already did her"!

SilentStrider: How soon will this be on House?

Been on Scrubs already.

Oh this thread will be full of both win and awesome
/Popcorn, large bucket

MsInterpreted: This actually happened to me this summer. I was in the hospital with complications after an emergency surgery. A second surgery revealed a bacteria was eating at the fat in my abdomen.

/sexay, I know.
//My insurance actually declined to cover the charges for the second surgery, stating they don't cover weight loss surgeries. I had them reconsider, and they updated their billing records. Really.

Wow...you're like the first "Debby Downer" in this thread.
Just kidding...it made me laugh though. Guess there's a brite side to everything? I'm trying here, gim'me a break people.

perhaps fat people should not wait for flesh eating virus to help their fat arse lose weight, but stop going to mcdonald's and actually learn to use a "treadmill".

/it does help, really!
// YOU CAN DO IT!

BASH ON FAT PEOPLE THREAD!
cool!

new weight loss plan?

/i know

"Maybe fat people do have a good life after all."

Okay buddy, keep telling yourself that.

So if we could train the flesh eating bacteria to just be a fat eating bacteria which gives up after a certain point, it could be the newest diet sensation.

You momma's so fat even flesh-eating bacteria wouldn't tap that ass

I'm a flesh eating virus, so I'm eating your girlfriend.

Did anyone else see the video ad on the page of a dog eating an entire cake?

Just sayin'.

droogmilk: shanrick: Yo mamma's so fat the flesh eatin bacteria gave up!

Yo mamma's so ugly the flesh eatin bacteria looked at her and said "We already did her"!

Yo mamma's so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live.

Expected life expectancy still 56.

jdmac: So if we could train the flesh eating bacteria to just be a fat eating bacteria which gives up after a certain point, it could be the newest diet sensation.

I am sure south beach diet is all over this. I mean seriously fat people believe there is a cure to not "exercising" and losing weight. Seriously they believe!!

/I think I believe now *drinks another beer - Er nevermind, they might of lost the weight, but still have sharp knees.

Extremely funny headline. Thanks.

jdmac: So if we could train the flesh eating bacteria to just be a fat eating bacteria which gives up after a certain point, it could be the newest diet sensation.



Bad idea.

I got this from a hooker 20 years ago and now my weener is only eight inches long.

MsInterpreted: This actually happened to me this summer. I was in the hospital with complications after an emergency surgery. A second surgery revealed a bacteria was eating at the fat in my abdomen.

/sexay, I know.
//My insurance actually declined to cover the charges for the second surgery, stating they don't cover weight loss surgeries. I had them reconsider, and they updated their billing records. Really.

Meh. Unless you're married to someone named Bacon your story is meaningless.

I'm not fat but I am getting a kick out of these Cheetos.

I'm not fat, I'm just trying to keep the virus at bay!

( sorry if double post, internet acting up)

ResidentVampire: Wow...you're like the first "Debby Downer" in this thread.
Just kidding...it made me laugh though. Guess there's a brite side to everything? I'm trying here, gim'me a break people.

Don't worry, I'm not really sure why I'm outing myself as a fatty in a fatty bashing thread, it's just there are few opportunities to work that story into a conversation, you know?

Tyrosine: Meh. Unless you're married to someone named Bacon your story is meaningless.

My husband's a chef, does that help?

I liked the sidebar:
Mental health: Dope more depressing than stimulants

O RLY?

jdmac: So if we could train the flesh eating bacteria to just be a fat eating bacteria which gives up after a certain point, it could be the newest diet sensation.

Damn it. There goes my plan of selling tape worms.

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: I got this from a hooker 20 years ago and now my weener is only eight inches long.

You're welcome.

jdmac: So if we could train the flesh eating bacteria to just be a fat eating bacteria which gives up after a certain point, it could be the newest diet sensation.

Beats tapeworms. But just barely.

Im a flesh-eating bacteria and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

jdmac: So if we could train the flesh eating bacteria to just be a fat eating bacteria which gives up after a certain point, it could be the newest diet sensation.


Hollywood is going to eat this one up. It will be every celeb's new weight loss program to lose what they don't have!

chakalakasp: DO NOT GIS "Necrotizing fasciitis"

thanks now i hafta do it.. so curious

Post the pics!

Burn14Me: chakalakasp: DO NOT GIS "Necrotizing fasciitis"

thanks now i hafta do it.. so curious

chakalakasp: DO NOT GIS "Necrotizing fasciitis"

Poor Virus....you failed.

Her fiance Ashley Bacon proposed on a recent trip to Venice and they plan to marry on Valentine's Day.

I guess that gives a new meaning to Makin' Bacon. Maybe god hates puns.

SilentStrider 2008-09-28 09:42:31 PM How soon will this be on House?
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DUnno, actually surprised they haven't had flesh eating bacteria on House. Maybe it would be a boring diagnosis.