Well, at least they'll have one thing to be happy about on that date. But nothing is a bigger buzzkill than losing an election.

No way that's real. Hilarious, but not real.

It's a joke. They're getting married WAY before Nov. 4.

Johnny Drama needs the votes, so they'll get married well he damned well tells them to.

And I'm SO sure the Republicans would have been so respectful of privacy had Barack Obama had a teenager daughter pregnant by a black teen. They would have been holding hands at the convention, just basking in the glow of everyone's happiness. Yup, yup, absolutely, good ol' American family values on display.

Right. Hypocrites.

Comedy Gold.

FruitlandGenerics: It's a joke. They're getting married WAY before Nov. 4.

Johnny Drama needs the votes, so they'll get married well he damned well tells them to.

And I'm SO sure the Republicans would have been so respectful of privacy had Barack Obama had a teenager daughter pregnant by a black teen. They would have been holding hands at the convention, just basking in the glow of everyone's happiness. Yup, yup, absolutely, good ol' American family values on display.

Right. Hypocrites.

From your link:

"It would be fantastic," said a McCain insider. "You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week."

Oh man. These people are so farking deluded.

Why that's so sweet that McCain and Palin supporters should flock from all over the country to this state they can't legally vote in to witness it. Make it an all day thing. Show their support.

Well, the mother of the bride won't have anything better to do.

mmm... meat grinder

Check the URL. Not real, folks.

farked already?

It's pretty obvious Sarah wears the pants in that family. So I assume she'll be the one holding the shotgun.

The fundies will love this! I guess this is probably the only good thing that will happen for McCain.

Yes, because in a time in which the fundamentals of our economy are crumbling, nothing is more important than watching a shotgun wedding that belongs on Jerry Springer. That will certainly liven up the nation of whiners.

Nothing said conservative Christian values like a good old shotgun wedding.

Lando Lincoln: FruitlandGenerics: It's a joke. They're getting married WAY before Nov. 4.

Johnny Drama needs the votes, so they'll get married well he damned well tells them to.

And I'm SO sure the Republicans would have been so respectful of privacy had Barack Obama had a teenager daughter pregnant by a black teen. They would have been holding hands at the convention, just basking in the glow of everyone's happiness. Yup, yup, absolutely, good ol' American family values on display.

Right. Hypocrites.

From your link:

"It would be fantastic," said a McCain insider. "You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week."

Oh man. These people are so farking deluded.

You mean, it would suspend the race for a week? Hell, if they want to try that again, I say go for it.

There's a sale at Pennys!

It's funny, 'cuase they're wasting bandwidth.



Heh heh, Gilligan.

Registry services are currently not available. JC Penney farked?

I can't see it. Please tell me it's all flannel shirts, hunting rifles, Moon Pies and hockey gear

Is "A vote for McCain/Palin" on the list?

My gifts to the happy couple.

Fake. They're registered at Walmart.

Link is farked...

Before it's too late: Free Levi! (new window)

ultraholland: My gifts to the happy couple.

You are evil! Horrible! Tasteless!

Teach me everything you know.

Please. Like they'd go as high class as Jacque See Penne. They're the softer side of Sears, if ever anyone was.

Bristol is supposedly already 6 months pregnant. Even if this was real, I doubt if they would wait until election day. Bristol turns 18 on October 18th, so I'm guessing the wedding will be close to that date, perhaps earlier due to her advancing pregnancy.

I posted 3 pieces of news in the last few hours and none of it appears, now this!!!

FruitlandGenerics: It's a joke. They're getting married WAY before Nov. 4.

Johnny Drama needs the votes, so they'll get married well he damned well tells them to.

And I'm SO sure the Republicans would have been so respectful of privacy had Barack Obama had a teenager daughter pregnant by a black teen. They would have been holding hands at the convention, just basking in the glow of everyone's happiness. Yup, yup, absolutely, good ol' American family values on display.

Right. Hypocrites.

The Democrats would've. It would have been pretty much the same set of reactions as is going on now, but with the (R)s swapped for (D)s and vice-versa. Hell the family-values/our-candidate-is-relatable schtick would have been identical but flipped, too.

Limiting your hypothetical to one party is what we call 'lying by omission'. You leave out like half the situation in order to imply that one party is worse than the other somehow.

/just shameless

And they still won't win the election.

/not a McCain supporter
//not an Obama supporter
///but I see the writing on the wall

darthbandon: I posted 3 pieces of news in the last few hours and none of it appears, now this!!!

Do I need to point out where you are and what this places motto is?

darthbandon: I posted 3 pieces of news in the last few hours and none of it appears, now this!!!

I have to ask - did that include the link to the mosque nursery getting gassed during services in Dayton, OH? Cuz that's one of mine that got smacked down REALLY quickly.

FruitlandGenerics: It's a joke. They're getting married WAY before Nov. 4.

Johnny Drama needs the votes, so they'll get married well he damned well tells them to.

And I'm SO sure the Republicans would have been so respectful of privacy had Barack Obama had a teenager daughter pregnant by a black teen. They would have been holding hands at the convention, just basking in the glow of everyone's happiness. Yup, yup, absolutely, good ol' American family values on display.

Right. Hypocrites.

Shouldn't someone actually DO any of that before you cry foul?

You're calling people hypocrites for how they MIGHT act in a situation that HASN'T occurred.

McCain: Deary, would it be possible you could have the baby before the election
Bristol: No, I am only 6 months gone
McCain; Damn (shaking his face)
Bristol: How about i get married?
McCain: Will have to do

darthbandon: I posted 3 pieces of news in the last few hours and none of it appears, now this!!!

Scroll all the way up, then read the banner logo at the top left of the screen.

/smitter, never expected this to go green

I wonder if all the crazies with kids named Track, Trig, Piper and Willow will be there.

If the bride wears white, I bet it's a camouflage snow suit.

As someone who was born on November 4th, I declare that they don't have my permission to wed that day.

It seems that JC Penny has taken it down. Did anyone save it or have it cached?

Jim_Callahan: The Democrats would've. It would have been pretty much the same set of reactions as is going on now, but with the (R)s swapped for (D)s and vice-versa.

I'm intrigued by your theory. What evidence do you have that Democrats use their children to win or distract from elections? I ask, because McCain/Palin have ALREADY proven that they're willing to use Palin's kids as political pawns.

Saturn5: Shouldn't someone actually DO any of that before you cry foul?

You're calling people hypocrites for how they MIGHT act in a situation that HASN'T occurred.

To be fair, that opinion isn't formed in some kind of abstract vacuum.

Oh its a joke all right.
The joke is on the American Public.

How is her mom supposed to win an election and plan a wedding at the same time?

Wolframkerngeschoss: Before it's too late: Free Levi! (new window)

Bwahahahahahaha! Give it to Angelina Jolie. Priceless.

Please Jesus, answer me just this one prayer. Let Bristol give birth to a healthy black baby just before the election.

Chariset: Teach me everything you know.

I will, but you must be prepared to learn.

and flexible, it really helps to be flexible.

ActualFarkal: It's pretty obvious Sarah wears the pants in that family. So I assume she'll be the one holding the shotgun.

You don't know much about what she does up in Alaska, do you?

She's pretty much a puppet of her husband, who does all the negotiating and actual work up there.

Maybe the baby will be born fast asleep.