Well, not yet. But, once they switch it on, it'll suck all matter and space-time into a singularity.

Hardon?

me texan: Hardon?



It's not just a large hardon, it's HUGE!

me texan: Hardon?

I can see why large colliding hardons are bad, yes... can't you?

I can see why large colliding hardons are bad, yes... can't you?

Swordfight!

Mugato: I can see why large colliding hardons are bad, yes... can't you?

Swordfight!

You never make them touch, that's NOT cool! (possibly not work safe)

Scienceman123: Did Rugbyjock submit this headline?

Please! Don't wake him up.

no subject matter jurisdiction

Well, if they touch, that wouldn't be too bad. Not for me, of course, but I'm not one to judge others for their sexual orientation.

But collisions? Dude, that could be painful.

Do you ever wonder if the mods greenlight headlines with the spelling errors left in so they can generate comments like the ones in this thread?

Hardon collider? Shouldnt that be in San Fransico or perhaps South Beach Florida?

France surrenders!

...yet.

BuckTurgidson: Mugato: I can see why large colliding hardons are bad, yes... can't you?

Swordfight!

You never make them touch, that's NOT cool! (possibly not work safe)

Boss! BOSS!

Etchy333: Well, not yet. But, once they switch it on, it'll suck all matter and space-time into a singularity.

At least we wouldn't have to worry about the economy anymore.

Large Hardon Collider. Somewhere out there, an epic gay porn is being born.

Switzerland is obviously along the Iraqi-Afghanistani border.

Etchy333: Well, not yet. But, once they switch it on, it'll suck all matter and space-time into a singularity.

Nice! +1

So does this mean we can stop being the world police now, or do we still have to do that?

Fabric_Man: Well, if they touch, that wouldn't be too bad. Not for me, of course, but I'm not one to judge others for their sexual orientation.

But collisions? Dude, that could be painful.

Well especially colliding them at nearly 300,000km/s.

Somewhere in Arkansas, a guy named Cletus is saying, "Jaysus, sum peeple ar just stoopid".

I'm sort of confused as a lot of asshats think that foreign fighters captured in Afghanistan and/or Iraq somehow do...

I was about to say "bah! I eat Large Hadrons for breakfast!"

then I re-read the headline.

never mind.

Boy o boy, these judges are as active as meth freaks when they want to get my guns or goat porn, but as soon as their international Jew banker overlords yank the leash, they pull their heads into their commie tortoise shell and are, like, "ooh, no jurisdiction!" Well, keep your jurisdiction out of my 16 year old girlfriend's anus too!

Large Hardon Collider??? Subby fails...

I'm assuming it's on purpose. I've been calling it that in my head for the last couple of weeks. If I had friends who knew about anything other than sports statistics, I could call it Hardon Collider to them. As it is, they'd just say "What the hell are you talking about, fag?"fark, I need some new friends.

Pegasus_CAG: Do you ever wonder if the mods greenlight headlines with the spelling errors left in so they can generate comments like the ones in this thread?

Yes

I am constantly amazed by how ridiculously stupid we can be.

This just reminds me of the people that understand that we cannot possibly be alone in the universe, yet wonder why no one has made definitive contact yet.

blkhwk86: Large Hardon Collider??? Subby fails...

I'm never sure if these headlines say "hardon" or "hadron."

their claims are as specious as jonathan lee riches(c)'s claims are.

The fear is strong with this one.

Did someone say Hardon Collider?

FTA: Gillmor, in a 26-page decision Friday, said the plaintiffs - a Big Island man and a Spanish citizen who lives in Hawaii - did not prove that the federal courts have jurisdiction over the Large Hadron Collider on the French-Swiss border near Geneva, Switzerland.

So much Fail...it's a Win.

Can you say Black Mesa? Grab your crowbars everyone, we got headhumpers to womp.

The Swiss-French border isn't under the jurisdiction of U.S. courts? Fine. Then don't expect the American government to pour billions of its atoms into your mess, when your system collapses, chumps.

Tr0mBoNe: If the balls touch, we all die (new window - nsfw)

I hate you, I clicked it before reading the NSFW part :(

Juniper Jupiter: I watched the 60 Minutes segment earlier. Fascinating stuff, but I can't help but think...what would happen if somebody...

not to worry- just apply L'Hospital's rule a couple of times and that zero thingy in the denominator goes right away, or else it causes the Cathedral at Chalesm to blip out of existence; one or the other- I forget which.

But she said the proper venue for the debate over U.S. support for the program is in Congress, not the federal courts.

Because they have such an impressive record of making brilliant decisions.

Gillmor, in a 26-page decision Friday...

It makes me sad that it takes 26 pages to say "get out of my court, you loons".

WTF is this in Europe? We have smart scientist and an assload of money too. Yes, I know Americans work on the project but that is not the point. We, too, can do this. We should.

WTF don't we build one?

MBA Whore: WTF don't we build one?

Well, uh, we tried(p).

MBA Whore: WTF don't we build one?

Because you have no money left after all those wars? Because your debt-overload economy is flushing itself down the shiatter? Because most of your citizens are farktarded backwards hicks?

Do I need to go on?

/half-serious, half-kidding, mostly weeping

Doomsday lawsuit... jeebus! Like a wad of cash will do anyone any good if the Earth got sucked into a singularity. (singularity ensues?)
Just another case of "hey, let's see if we can get some money outta this!".
The whole jurisdiction excuse is only a nice way of saying "go fark yourselves and stop wasting our time, morans".

Jument: MBA Whore: WTF don't we build one?

Because you have no money left after all those wars? Because your debt-overload economy is flushing itself down the shiatter? Because most of your citizens are farktarded backwards hicks?

Do I need to go on?

/half-serious, half-kidding, mostly weeping

We have 1. http://www.fnal.gov/

But don't let that get you out of your funk.

ZurkisPhreek: Like a wad of cash will do anyone any good if the Earth got sucked into a singularity.

I'm guessing they were looking for an injunction against further operation of the machine. There's no money to be had here.

EvilAvatar: I am constantly amazed by how ridiculously stupid we can be.

This just reminds me of the people that understand that we cannot possibly be alone in the universe, yet wonder why no one has made definitive contact yet.
How do people "understand" that we cannot possibly be alone in the universe? No one really knows the proper values for the variables in Drake's Equation. If a person takes a pessimistic view of each of these, it's easy to come up with numbers that say that we may never receive radio traffic from intelligent life, let alone be "visited" by them.

LHC = Oster-Hagen Key ?