Alright. If some Farker doesn't choose the log in of Mariann Pepitone, all is lost.

As the rain began to pour harder, Obama noticed his running mate's stool close to the edge of the slippery stage.

Biden pooped on the stage?

Psychotropic: As the rain began to pour harder, Obama noticed his running mate's stool close to the edge of the slippery stage.

Biden pooped on the stage?

HA! Glad I wasn't the only one that thought something similar.

I thought he couldn't speak without a teleprompter?

pics or it didn't happen.

I_Love_Verdi: pics or it didn't happen.

how about video?

ExJerseyGirl: I thought he couldn't speak without a teleprompter?

He CAN'T, dumbass. He planned the rain, and Biden's stool and everything else. It's all according to the antichrist's plan. He had all that stuff on his teleprompter.

He did it with help from Satan's onions ... er, scallions ...

Minions?

No, not that.

/obscure? probably not

Obama gave a speech! Alert the news media!

McCain said something! Alert the news media!

/wake me when October ends

that video was awesome. Obama's getting his righteous indignation warmed up.

iawai: Obama gave a speech! Alert the news media!

McCain said something! Alert the news media!

/wake me when October ends

honestly, if you care so little, why do you even click on the link or thread? just seems like a giant waste of your time.

A soaking wet Obama pushing in Biden's stool? And no video?

Damn he's good! Thanks for the link burndtdan

burndtdan: I_Love_Verdi: pics or it didn't happen.

how about video?

Thanks -- I don't have time to listen to the whole thing right now. Cooking dinner -- fried chicken, taters, and corn on the cob.

Bookmarked for later.

You know who else spoke to a crowd without a jacket in the rain?

William Henry Harrison.

"And you know what happened to him?"

/channeling the dad on "Freaks and Geeks"

Doesn't have enough sense to come in out of the rain.

burndtdan: I_Love_Verdi: pics or it didn't happen.

how about video?

Holy crap, that was awesome.

You know, for 5 1/2 years, John McCain couldn't give a speech in the rain.

burndtdan: I_Love_Verdi: pics or it didn't happen.

how about video?

Just watched the video. Barack was rolling. I think he realizes the worm has definitely turned.

Meatzilla: i157.photobucket.com

Aww, you likened Obama to a despot that murdered millions of his fellow countrymen for disagreeing with him. Aren't you precious! *pinches cheek*

robsul82: Fear can hold you prisoner.

Hope can set you free.

Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.

New attack ad from the GOP: Obama is a sex symbol!

Then you zoom onto a male supporter of Obama and go:

'GAY sex symbol!'

Obama should challenge McCain to a wet t-shirt contest.

burndtdan: I_Love_Verdi: pics or it didn't happen.

how about video?

This needs to go on the main page of Fark.

gundamtsubasa: Meatzilla: i157.photobucket.com

Aww, you likened Obama to a despot that murdered millions of his fellow countrymen for disagreeing with him. Aren't you precious! *pinches cheek*

Yeah, you're right... Obama hasn't threatened to murder anyone
for disagreeing with him, yet, but he's using Law Enforcement
Officials to intimidate them into silence.

Washington, DC - September 26, 2008 - Barack Obama is now using
local law enforcement officials to carry out his campaign of
intimidation by assembling a group of high-ranking Missouri
police officials and prosecutors - including St. Louis County
Prosecutor Bob McCullough and City of St. Louis Circuit Attorney
Jennifer Joyce - to identify and target anyone the campaign
determines is producing "misleading" political advertisements.

"This is an outrageous and shocking attempt by the Obama campaign
to employ Stalinist, police state tactics against those who dare
to disagree with Barack Obama," said Ed Martin, American Issues
Projects president. "I am frankly stunned to see public officials
like McCullough and Joyce abusing their official prosecutorial
positions to serve as attack dogs for a national political
campaign. I am quite certain Missourians elected these
individuals to enforce the laws and arrest criminals, not to
throw people in jail for daring to practicing free speech." (new window)

We can has Constitutional Right to Freedom of Speech?

Obama: "No! Not Yours!"

Close enough for Stalinist-Ideals Government work for you, tool?.

NeverDrunk23: New attack ad from the GOP: Obama is a sex symbol!

Then you zoom onto a male supporter of Obama and go:

'GAY sex symbol!'

That's the way for the libruls to get the closeted Republican vote

CravenMorehead: Obama should challenge McCain to a wet t-shirt contest.

McCain couldn't have a wet T-shirt contest for 5 years.

Obama should challenge McCain Palin to a wet t-shirt contest.

Much better.

Just ran across a great pic of Obama prepping right before the debate:



Just liked it.

DamnYankees: Just ran across a great pic of Obama prepping right before the debate:



Just liked it.

Wow, me too.

gundamtsubasa: Aww, you likened Obama to a despot that murdered millions of his fellow countrymen for disagreeing with him. Aren't you precious! *pinches cheek*

One other thing too, Skippy... Not only will the "High Profile" Law
Enforcement Officials and Prosecutors be intimidating people who
don't agree with Obama and his "Truth Squad", they'll also be
campaigning for him!

"...we'll also be reminding people that Obama is a Christian and will be giving tax breaks to people making less than $250,000 a year" (new window)

Stalinist enough for you, Tool?

ExJerseyGirl: DamnYankees: Just ran across a great pic of Obama prepping right before the debate:



Just liked it.

Wow, me too.

By the way, thank god you've dropped the whole troll thing - not because you were bad at it, but because I think you're far better just being yourself.

DamnYankees: Just ran across a great pic of Obama prepping right before the debate:



Just liked it.

Looks like hes praying, or thanking God.
Of course he was studying his lines, carefully.

No body armor?

Brave or foolish...

Lonestar: Looks like hes praying, or thanking God.

But he's not on a rug and what are the odds that chair is facing the right way?

I keed! I keed!

DamnYankees: ExJerseyGirl: DamnYankees: Just ran across a great pic of Obama prepping right before the debate:



Just liked it.

Wow, me too.

By the way, thank god you've dropped the whole troll thing - not because you were bad at it, but because I think you're far better just being yourself.

Actually, for a day or two I was trolling -- an ongoing exchange with another FARKer. Then I just became Uber-sarcastic. Sorry, but I just couldn't believe the support that Palin had gotten and that anyone buys into the GOP talking points.

Then I switched to total honesty for the most part. I have just been pointing out her qualifications....

'Nuff said?

Anyone else notice a new desperation in the McPain trolls lately? Particularly since the market hit the skids a couple weeks ago.

I'm guessing we have a sudden influx of out-of-work investment bankers with a lot of spare time on their hands. The recent trolls are full of financial truthiness.

These are college educated trolls we've got now. I guess we should be honored they think we are worth their time. They are certainly worth a spot on my ignore list.

ExJerseyGirl: Then I switched to total honesty for the most part.

Dude I was getting slow close to putting you on ignore. You were damn repetitive. It gets old.

FWIW I am always utterly sincere. Behaving in any other way confuses the hell out of myself. I'd be very bad at Poker.

NeverDrunk23: Obama should challenge McCain Palin to a wet t-shirt contest.

Much better.

I don't think Obama would win that one. In fact, I'm almost certain.

ExJerseyGirl:

'Nuff said?

Yeah.

I tried putting the video on Farks main page but my headline was unfunny since I was still awed by Barack.

Therefore I scrapped any chances this video becomes viral.

Blame me, Democrats.

Hold on a second, I'm going to try something here...

WHHHAARRRGGRRRBBBLLLL
WHHHAARRRGGRRRBBBLLLL
WHHHAARRRGGRRRBBBLLLL

WHHHAARRRGGRRRBBBLLLLWHHHAARRRGGRRRBBBLLLL
WHHHAARRRGGRRRBBBLLLLWHHHAARRRGGRRRBBBLLLL
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...

Nope, varying font sizes, indentations, and bold text don't make it any less crazy.

robsul82: Fear can hold you prisoner.

Hope can set you free.

Golden comment on that page:

"RIGHT NOW THEY ARE PROGRAMMING PALIN

a delecate process

She only have 1 kb of ram"

DamnYankees: Just ran across a great pic of Obama prepping right before the debate:



Just liked it.

Wow, awesome pic... and i'm an atheist.

IF OBAMA WINS

he will have been handed the country in worst shape
at home and abroad

than any president in history

and IF HE SUCCEEDS IN NOT MAKING IT farkING WORSE

he will have SUCCEEDED


get it?


NOW fark off.

So the rain Republicans were praying so hard for finally showed up, eh? Oh well, it didn't seem to bother Senator Obama.

DamnYankees: Just ran across a great pic of Obama prepping right before the debate:



Just liked it.

It-it looks like -he's praying...and not a prayer rug in sight..Does that mean he's NOT a Muslim?

I prefer my Obama rising out of the oceans. Shirtless.