I've got a bracelot of a dead soldiers name on my wrist and I'm running for president. Vote for me if you don't want the person on my bracelot to have died in vain.

/seriously.

The GOP is still employing the strategy whereby they project their shortcomings onto their opponent? Even after it has failed so hard during this election?

Brazenly retarded.

culebra: The GOP is still employing the strategy whereby they project their shortcomings onto their opponent? Even after it has failed so hard during this election?

Brazenly retarded.

There are still a lot of brazen retards here, it's working.

culebra: The GOP is still employing the strategy whereby they project their shortcomings onto their opponent? Even after it has failed so hard during this election?

Brazenly retarded.

Yes. Yes, they are.

Rule 4. Accuse your opponent of your own misdeeds, preferably immediately before you commit them, otherwise immediately afterward.

(I'm collecting these.)

But but Obama!

BuckTurgidson: Rule 4. Accuse your opponent of your own misdeeds, preferably immediately before you commit them, otherwise immediately afterward.

(I'm collecting these.)

So what are your first 3 rules? rule 1. don't admit to being a member of the GOP?

McCain is backing up a whole truckload of stupid these days. He needs to fire some advisers. Although, I liked the glass houses part. Snark only works if it's funny.

honeymaid8: 1. don't admit to being a member of the GOP?

Nope, rule #1 is don't admit to being a Republican. Use "GOP party" instead.

It is funny how Obama can both be untested in government with no accomplishments under his belt, and also directly responsible for the financial crisis.

Next thing you know McCain will accuse him of loosing Vietnam.

losing...argh.

honeymaid8: BuckTurgidson: Rule 4. Accuse your opponent of your own misdeeds, preferably immediately before you commit them, otherwise immediately afterward.

(I'm collecting these.)

So what are your first 3 rules? rule 1. don't admit to being a member of the GOP?

McCain is backing up a whole truckload of stupid these days. He needs to fire some advisers. Although, I liked the glass houses part. Snark only works if it's funny.

He just needs to make sure he keeps his personal nurse on staff.

McCain/Failin

A ticket we can all Depend^tmon

honeymaid8: So what are your first 3 rules?

What I have so far, with arbitrary numbering (from my profile):

1. You are working for the win; nothing else matters.
2. Under no circumstances admit weakness, fault, or error.
3. Never acknowledge any success by, or virtue in, your opponent.
4. Accuse your opponent of your own misdeeds immediately before you commit them.
5. Attribute you own weaknesses to your opponent.
6. Attack your opponent's strengths, turning them into weaknesses.
7. Fifty percent plus one is a win.
n+1. See Rule 1.

This looks like bad news...

...for Obama.

"It was clear that Sen. Obama still sees the financial crisis in America as a national problem to be exploited first and solved later," McCain said. "I am determined to help achieve a legislative package to help avoid the worst, and to set our economy back on the path of stability, confidence, and growth."


so we've always been at war with Eurasia then?

And the neocons will lap it up like sweet, sweet milk.

After eight years of Bush, a moron for VP and the economy looming so large, they know they're going to lose. Might as well resort to lying.

I love hearing McCain's ads claim that he cleaned up Washington and reformed Wall Street. He must have done it at night.

oldebayer: and reformed Wall Street. He must have done it at night.

He has reformed Wall Street. Without his reform, it wouldn't have been so able to collapse.

"Short term memory motherfarker, do you have it?"

Weaver95: so we've always been at war with Eurasia then?

Ignorance is Strength

I guess this is a case where the pot went to the kettle and called him...oh, I guess we already knew that.

Shamelessness. Not just your young hussies anymore.

I also hear that Obama can't fly a plane for shiat.

Mugato: I also hear that Obama can't fly a plane for shiat.

You know, for five and a half years, McCain couldn't have two black babies.

Weaver95: "It was clear that Sen. Obama still sees the financial crisis in America as a national problem to be exploited first and solved later," McCain said. "I am determined to help achieve a legislative package to help avoid the worst, and to set our economy back on the path of stability, confidence, and growth."


so we've always been at war with Eurasia then?

No, we've always been at peace with Eurasia, we've always been at war with Eastasia.

Double pluss ungood.

Hey guys I've read 1984 too! Can I play?

Dark_Lukecash:

(McCain) had disliked her from the very first moment of seeing her. He knew the reason. It was because of the atmosphere of hockey-fields and cold baths and community hikes and general clean-mindedness which she managed to carry about her.

FredaDeStilleto: (McCain) had disliked her from the very first moment of seeing her. He knew the reason. It was because of the atmosphere of hockey-fields and cold baths and community hikes and general clean-mindedness which she managed to carry about her.

I thought it was the cloying stench of Maybeline lipstick and 3-day-old moose droppings.

oldebayer: He must have done it at night.

You mean after Matlock and before bed?

That's a lot to accomplish in an hour. He should be President!!!

SchlingFocker: oldebayer: He must have done it at night.

You mean after Matlock and before bed?

That's a lot to accomplish in an hour. He should be President!!!

He also managed to drink his Metamucil and pee (mostly) into the toilet. Except for the Mavrick drops, of course.

Not that it was Obama's idea to suspend his campaign and runnoft to Washington to slow down the process.

He done r-u-n-n-o-f-t.

They both are. They're politicians.

I seriously wonder if John McCain really ever had any honor, or if he merely made himself look that way when it was politically advantageous. Needless to say, he doesn't have any now.

BooBoo23: Nope, rule #1 is don't admit to being a Republican. Use "GOP party" instead.

GOP Party? That's repetitive and redundant.

McStinky: Not that it was Obama's idea to suspend his campaign and runnoft to Washington to slow down the process.

He done r-u-n-n-o-f-t.

I'm sensing a code or something in this post. There's something there.

Pot, kettle.

/Next thread please.

culebra: The GOP is still employing the strategy whereby they project their shortcomings onto their opponent? Even after it has failed so hard during this election?

Brazenly retarded.

Remember there are still 20 odd % of people who still approve of Bush so they would accept whatever McCain says no matter what.

I don't understand some people. If McCain went on TV and said that if he won the election his first task would be to nuke Russia, and did it while foaming at the mouth, people would still vote for him.

If McCain wins in Nov., I don't know where they are but please please please someone find the barbarians and get this shiat over with.

It's not fair when people exploit others' weaknesses for personal gain.

WTF? This man has seriously run off the rails. I eagerly await the response from the Obama camp.

Can anyone name a good decision John McCain has made over the past 2-3 months?

Can anyone name a reason that the American people might expect McCain to be able to make good decisions over the next 4 years?

I realize a sizable percentage of Americans disagree with Obama's ideology. That's fine, not that you needed my permission or approval.

But ideology aside, I don't see how anyone can support John McCain. He's running one of the most hypocritical, dishonest campaigns I've ever seen. I honor his military service, but this campaign has obliterated any respect I had for him as a man. He should be ashamed of himself.

"John McCain should be careful throwing rocks in his eight glass houses," said Obama spokesman Tommy Vietor.

ksdanj: BooBoo23: Nope, rule #1 is don't admit to being a Republican. Use "GOP party" instead.

GOP Party? That's repetitive and redundant.

It also repeats itself. Still accurate, though. (new window)

Hand to the gods, I'm not sure if I feel more like laughing or crying at this point.

John, STFU. Just STFU.

Two Dogs Farking: He also managed to drink his Metamucil and pee (mostly) into the toilet. Except for the Mavrick drops, of course.

That first sentence really could have done with a comma.

I have one question, Mr. Obama: Would you like paper or plastic for that presidency?

/hotlinked with love

lexslamman: Can anyone name a good decision John McCain has made over the past 2-3 months?

Can anyone name a reason that the American people might expect McCain to be able to make good decisions over the next 4 years?

Depends on your POV. Fundies would say Bible Spice. The rest of America... *crickets*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA McCain made a funny!

Obama is blatantly exploiting the current financial crisis. I was disturbed that Obama tried implying that McCain is somehow going to be partial or biased in his economic decisions just because McCain has a few low-ranking, ex-Fannie Mae lobbyists in his campaign. Obama's comments were shameful.