Do you have to solve all other problems before solving a single one?

Maybe I just don't understand the headline.

I mean, baldness and obesity would be cool to solve, but I guess since we have not solved the problem with all of these dumbsh*ts still believing in god and heaven and all of that other nonsense, we cannot solve really anything at present.

I don't understand the logic behind the idiot that figured out that 2+2=4. Surely he could have solved something much more important, that f*cking guy.

Good. F*ck Tommy Lasorda. F*ck him right up his stupid ass.

/and f*ck the Dodgers

Married broads with hyphenated last names = cranky biatches.

This is also the supervisor who demanded the city spend $1,123,000 to upgrade a wheelchair ramp:


http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/27/BANQV90AT.DTL

"...If you don't think this is important, you should move to L.A."

Well, I don't think it's important, but do I have to move to L.A.? Can't I just stay here in Tennessee?

I don't know or care about this issue, but if you didn't know this, Michela Alioto is a super hot babe in a wheelchair. When we ran for congress up in Northern California I met her a few times.



Although recent pictures have her looking like she's porked up a bit in her old age.

eyehate: Do you have to solve all other problems before solving a single one?


Yes indeed. The journey of a thousand miles begins with one GIANT footstep followed by the last single step.

fark Tommy Lasorda... I wouldn't cross the street to piss on him if he was on fire

/ ok, maybe I would, but only if it was clear he wouldn't survive
// fark the Dodgers

Damn, she's a smokin' hottie, even in the wheelchair. She'd make a good atrophy wife.

/aisle seat
//wheelchair accessible!

Who's kidding who.

If Tommy Lasorda was the longtime manager of, let's say, the St Louis Cardinals, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

But Mr Lasorda bleeds Dodger Blue. He looks like his diet has consisted of strictly Dodger Dogs with Pepto-Bismol as a chaser.

Actually, I would be worried about Mr Lasorda's safety in San Francisco.

/Baseball - it's serious business!

eyehate: Do you have to solve all other problems before solving a single one?

Maybe I just don't understand the headline.

I mean, baldness and obesity would be cool to solve, but I guess since we have not solved the problem with all of these dumbsh*ts still believing in god and heaven and all of that other nonsense, we cannot solve really anything at present.

I don't understand the logic behind the idiot that figured out that 2+2=4. Surely he could have solved something much more important, that f*cking guy.


You remind me of a certain contemporary philosopher

Salesman: This is out best model. The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is
like... you're almost glad to be handicapped.

Kramer: So now, what's this got?

Salesman: Inductive joystick, dynamic braking, flip-up arms, it's fully loaded. I put Stephen
Hawking in one of these two months ago, he's lovin' it!

panzerfaustbob
Married broads with hyphenated last names = cranky biatches.

That's how she rolls.

I'm all in favor of banning Tommy Lasorda from EVERYTHING!

Ever since he got behind that movement years ago to consitutionally ban the buring of the American flag, I've hated the guy.

I got the two headlines confused; I read 575-lb grizzly Tommy Lasorda. You seen the man lately??

Also hated Tommy Lasorda.



/couldn't find a decent image
//meh

kbarham: Also hated Tommy Lasorda.



/couldn't find a decent image
//meh

WINNAR

/I hate him too

Heck, even Tommy's own players used to throw their bats at him DURING THE GAME!

Is Joe Montana Italian?

eyehate [TotalFark] Quote 2008-09-28 04:30:46 AM
Do you have to solve all other problems before solving a single one?

Maybe I just don't understand the headline.

This questions presumes that Lasorda being a grand Marshall in a parade is a problem in the first place.

Figures the Giants fans would get up in arms about this. It didn't bother them that Dusty Baker started his career as a Dodger before leading SF to....oh, they don't have a WS ring, do they?

libbynomore2: eyehate [TotalFark] Quote 2008-09-28 04:30:46 AM
Do you have to solve all other problems before solving a single one?

Maybe I just don't understand the headline.


The city reeks of urine and fecal matter and the homeless are allowed to own every square inch of sidewalk at the expense of any of us living here. The point is that this is a waste of farking time.

Put the homeless on a trash barge near the Farrallon Islands and help keep the Great White Shark population in tact. Now THAT'S a green idea!

Is this a good time to roll out a Lasorda classic?

"F***ing Bevacqua, who couldn't hit water if he fell out a f***ing boat... And I guaran-f***ing-tee you this, when I pitched and I was gonna pitch against a f***ing team that had guys on it like Bevacqua, I'd send a f***ing limosine to get the c***s****er to make sure he was in the motherf***ing lineup because I'd kick that c***s***er's ass any f***ing day of the week. He's a f***ing motherf***ing bigmouth, I'll tell you that."

Come on...I could see banning Torre but Lasorda hasn't been manager for over a decade.

This really isn't all that surprising, considering most San Franciscans are idiots. Giants fans are just pissy because their team sucks, they've never won a damn thing in San Francisco, and the Dodgers clinched before this weekend. Giants fans seriously think the season is successful if they can knock the Dodgers out of the playoffs.

Tommy Lasorda is an 80 year old man. Who farking cares if he's in this parade? San Francisco officials should concentrate on cleaning up the filth that reside on the streets of what should be a beautiful city.

Subby should have put the caption as "SAD." San Francisco's government is being run by a bunch of clowns whose antics are rather entertaining until you realize that this is a real city they're mis-managing. At this rate SF is going to end up looking like Detroit.

Cheeses H Rice: Heck, even Tommy's own players used to throw their bats at him DURING THE GAME!

Wow, you're an idiot. That was during the 2001 All-Star Game when Vlad's bat broke in half, not because he threw it at him. If you're gonna make a suggestion like that, learn the farking game first.

/fark the Giants

Thward: Subby should have put the caption as "SAD." San Francisco's government is being run by a bunch of clowns whose antics are rather entertaining until you realize that this is a real city they're mis-managing. At this rate SF is going to end up looking like Detroit.


THIS. Someone wrote into the Chron and said 'Alioto is up in arms about the Lasorda thing but SF is cool with giving sanctuary to illegal felons?' This comment made after illegal felon killed 3 family members in Excelsior district (for all you non-Northern Calis).

This is the problem with S.F.

Maybe if the stock market continues to free fall, by this time next year people might have more important things to worry about. And although I don't feel that I'm particularly disposed toward Schadenfreude, it wouldn't bother me to see Michele Alioto-Pier be more worried about where her mortgage payment, or even her next meal was coming from.

/Oh, and she can take a long walk off a short one, too.

Oh-oh, just saw the pic. Make that "-a short roll."

A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and a sensible dinner.

/obscure?

granted, we've got bigger problems to worry bout here in SF for sure, but at least Micaela's doing something about something. she's the least effective person on a board full of worthless schmucks.

Tommy Lasorda has no business being grand marshal of a parade here, period. James Dobson would get a better reception.

Fark the Dodgers. Fark Jeff Kent. Fark just about anyone who has ever worn Dodger blue (except maybe Hershiser and Koufax and a couple others) Fark their low class fans (who are a bare step above raider fans) Fark all of Los angeles. Cant wait to see em get blown out in the first round, no matter who they play. They're the Sarah Palin of baseball. The only reason they're in the playoffs is cause the pickins in the NL west are so slim (granted, thats not sayin much for the Giants, but we never claimed to be good)

and another thing....why the Fark are the numbers on the front of their jerseys red? farking stupid

and one more thing....fark whoever tried to bring up the world series....i'd rather have had a taste in the last 6 years than to have not even had a chance in 20....you're like pathetic yankee fans tryin to win arguments by saying "26" fark them too

Fark You Frisco. There's more class across the Bay Bridge.

wasn't trashin the whole east bay, just making a broad statement about raider fans. the 30% of em who are complete chodes taint the whole lot of ya

Nuke the Dodgers. I live in Los ANgeles, and root for the Cubs, as I see no reason to root for a New York team like the Dodgers.

As far as San Fransisco, they hate all things Los Angeles a lot more than vice versa.

I read an article a few years ago, they surveyed people in Los Angeles, asking them what came to mind when they thought of SanFransisco. Answers were stuff like Cable cars, the fog, the Golden Gate Bridge, Fisherman's Wharf.

The San Fransisco people thought of Los Angeles in terms of traffic, smog, gangs, freeway shootings. Maybe they are just mad that we don't hate them the way they hate us. We don't even think about them that much, to be honest.

Coyote You're an even bigger idiot for thinking I was 100% serious. I was making light of the photo.

I'm quite familiar with the incident at the All-Star game. Lasorda was coaching 3B for the Nationals...so would that not make Vlad "his player" for at least that one night?

/sheesh lighten up Francis.
//This is Fark not ESPN

Good

RJH Is Joe Montana Italian?



Yes