Ummmm....no, he didn't.

Yes, American proved they don't want an intelligent person in the highest office of the land by electing W. in 2000 and 2004. Maybe, just maybe, they've learned a lesson.

The gist of that seems to be that McCain won the debate because Americans want a dunderhead as president.

Sure, because when I want a hard-hitting objective review of the debate, I'm going to read a blog called "Mr. Conservative". Nice troll.

...oops...that'd be America - or Americans. Whichever you prefer.

Reading is for fags!

/I weep for our country.

I got to number four before I passed out from the stupid.

Isn't that a joke blog? It certainly reads like a liberal pretending to be conservative - hoping to make conservatives look bad by saying incredibly stupid things.

War is peace.
Slavery is freedom.
Losing is winning.

Not news: Why McCain won the debate. News: Why can't subby relate to reality? Fark: For 5 1/2 years, subby couldn't face reality.

Whee. It's gone green.
This is going to be one of those threads.

Thanks for not publishing one of those crazy, angry, and often nonsensical Obama blogs to greenlight. We have enough of that here.

Lundah: Sure, because when I want a hard-hitting objective review of the debate, I'm going to read a blog called "Mr. Conservative". Nice troll.

Thanks for the heads up. I'm not even going to click on it.

Barack Obama was . . . condescending.

Spot on analysis. The condescension of Obama saying he agreed with McCain 12 times while McCain wouldn't look at him the entire time was really disgusting.

Yeah, Obama was the condescending one when McCain said "he just doesn't understand" several times in the debate like he's talking to a retard or small child.

Fark McCain in the ear.

From the comments:

McCainFan
Forgot to add: I think a lot of Christians are bothered because of McCains hatred of Christianity - he cheated on his first wife while courting his second, and up until a few years ago vehemently took shots at Christ and Christians. That kind of disregard is something we Christians cant overlook.

Obviously this troubles me a great deal. wish we could do 8 more years of bush.

14. HURRRGARRRBLE!

McCain won the debate by not drooling or soiling himself (that anyone noticed) the entire time.

Obama has a subtle, condescending speaking style. His hand gestures of constant pointing fingers, frequently raising his fingers to eye level, jabbing constantly, make's one feel he's lecturing us.

Ahhh, typical Republican Victim Syndrome (RVS).

Waaah, they are taking my guns. Waaah, they are raising taxes. Waah, the turrists are out to get me. Waaah, librul media. Waah, it's just a theory.

I didn't feel lectured at all.

Okay, but having won will he pick what is behind curtain #1, what is behind curtain #2, or a vacation in Monaco?

That has to be about the stupidest thing I've read all day

FTstupid: After, the debate I heard on a radio call in person say they listened to the debate on radio...

I see they haven't severed Gov. Palin's intartubes connection yet.

Girl From The North Country: Maybe, just maybe, they've learned learnt a lesson.

Sorry, pet peeve

/You talk like a fag and your shiat's all retarded.

Philbb: Girl From The North Country: Maybe, just maybe, they've learned learnt a lesson.

Sorry, pet peeve

/You talk like a fag and your shiat's all retarded.

You're an elitist

Unfortunately for Mr Conservative, most people don't agree.

2 quick polls give Obama edge in debate(p)

But then, how can we trust polls taken after the debate when we have perfectly good ads from the McCain campaign released before the debate that say otherwise?

So, he won because he wasn't demanding a cure for pancakes?

Number one reason, both in fact and not on the list: I hate Obama and love McCain, and so my logic tells me McCain won.

/Personally, I call it too close to call.

Elite faculties...

You mean...like the one that George W. Bush attended?

Sluggard Stone: I got to number four before I passed out from the stupid.

WINNER

Wow, that was fully retarded. FTFA: The column was so well written, it is worthy of sharing in part.

LOL WUT.

This idiot just basically wrote, "McCain won the debate because he did" 20 times in a row. Shiat like, "Obama sounded like a professor, and America doesn't elect professors." Is that REALLY a well-written argument, or does it just happen to agree with your point of view?

Morans.

The conservatives have to think McCain won the debate. He needed to win. It's all McCain has left (other than the Bristol wedding thing). This was the debate McCain was supposed to win.

/To bad he at best tied.

So this shiathead basically doesn't like Obama because he's too smart. Methinks that only idiots feel threatened by other smart people.

Mr. Conservative? He's related to Mr. Plow, right?

Wow, i completely missed all of this while watching the debate. Now I don't know who to vote for.

Regardless of who you think did better, popular opinion and the pundit class overwhelmingly called it for Obama right after the fact. It doesn't matter who actually did better, all that matters is the perception.

If Obama had masturbated furiously in response to every question and that for some reason resonated with voters, then Obama won the debate.

Oh, and I would like to clarify that the reason I inserted the word "other" in my previous post is because I'm drunk, not because I'm an idiot.

FTFA: Americans don't elect professors president.

Woodrow Wilson...

McCain Won the Debate
September 27, 2008 - 8:30 pm

John McCain won the debate last night. McCain came across as a leader who is confident, in control, and decisive.

Barack Obama was slick and smooth in his immaculately tailored suit. He was polished and condescending.

The best commentary I have encountered thus far on why John McCain won the debate is by NEWSMAX

Ahahhahahhahhahahahhhhahahaha.

Heh.

Bwhahahahahhahahhaha.

Uh. Well. Ha. Just- bwahahahhahaha

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

The public didn't think so, not even on Fox.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*BREATH*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Good job Maverick!

Barack Obama's intelligence should not be a knock against him. Why can't we have a smart President again? You know, someone that can pronounce words correctly, and open doors, and not look like the drooling kid at the back of the short bus?

Why is education and intelligence and poise a BAD thing? Isn't that what we want from our elected leaders? Oh I forgot, I'm an elitist liberal. The only thing the majority of Americans want in a President is to make sure he prays the same way they do and drinks the right brand of beer.

Fark this stupid farking country sometimes. God damn.

Coco LaFemme: Why can't we have a smart President again?

Because your shiats all retarded and you talk like a fag.

Of course McCain won. He's the Straight Shooter who never looks at his opponent. Real mavericks stare at their podiums.

/can i have my coffee mug now?

Coco LaFemme: Why is education and intelligence and poise a BAD thing?

Because idiots don't want to think about the fact that there are people out there who are smarter than them.

Bush lost all the debates with John Kerry on style and substance... Ditto McCain.

I agree.

bloobeary:
War is peace.
Slavery is freedom.
Losing is winning.

McCain is Youthful.
Palin is Qualified.
America is Farked.

Philbb: Girl From The North Country: Maybe, just maybe, they've learned learnt a lesson.

Sorry, pet peeve

/You talk like a fag and your shiat's all retarded.

You know learnt is actually a word right?