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(Starpulse) Dumbass Reggae star Sean Kingston sends package of jewelry worth $500,000 to New York by Fedex; insures pacakage for only $500. What could possibly go wrong, mon?   (starpulse.com) divider line 16
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ErikShocker 2008-09-28 06:44:35 AM  
I'm only here because the hot tamales ad gives my computer terrible lag.

fark you fark.

always with the lag from that ad. Makes my music lag.

 
mdbuff12 2008-09-28 09:32:18 AM  
Old and busted: package

New hotness: pacakage.

/Grammar Nazis, mount up!

 
Fender-Dude 2008-09-28 12:21:35 PM  
mdbuff12: Old and busted: package

New hotness: pacakage.

/Grammar Nazis, mount up!


haha

 
Lameface 2008-09-28 12:51:15 PM  
i bet he's suicidal suicidal when they say that is stolen.

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-28 12:52:09 PM  
People do dumb things and lose money, hyuck hyuck!



/they also loose money, too!

 
srtpointman 2008-09-28 01:12:36 PM  
That "suicidal" song is one of the worst things I have ever heard.

 
Fender-Dude 2008-09-28 01:16:10 PM  
Another case of someone having more money than brains.

 
Fender-Dude 2008-09-28 02:10:17 PM  
Wow malbar. You have sand in your vagina?

I'm sure he knew his sister was sending it, so couldn't HE have made sure she insured it for more money?

 
bv2112 2008-09-28 02:20:41 PM  
The fact that a talentless hack like him can even obtain $500,000's worth of anything is upsetting to me.

Malbar: Does anyone know what it would cost to insure a package for $500k?

Probably more than it would cost to send a courier with the package.

 
FitzShivering 2008-09-28 03:06:01 PM  
srtpointman: That "suicidal" song is one of the worst things I have ever heard.

You're so cynical, mon, that's why it'll never work.

 
danduran 2008-09-28 03:52:29 PM  
You call that reggae?

 
davynelson 2008-09-28 06:44:16 PM  
Dumbass indeed.

Jamaican Fed Ex probably as corrupt as Jamaican Post Office or Jamaican Acme Inc.

Goddam corrupt to the core.
Met only two Jamaicans who were not thieving scum,
despite Bob Marley convincing me they were all love n sunshine.


Sean Kingston?
Musical thief.

 
monsterflake 2008-09-28 06:55:19 PM  
sorry, you can't insure 'items of extraordinary value' through fedex. they'll only be liable for $500. antiques, jewelry and whatnot aren't covered under normal declared value agreements. 'cause of the fraudulent claims, you know...

 
State_College_Arsonist 2008-09-29 08:55:07 AM  
If you can afford $500k in jewelry, you can afford to hire a licensed and insured courier service.

 
GungFu 2008-09-29 02:46:09 PM  
Dumbasses.

Fark 'em for coveting a few rocks.

 
Hide your chickens 2008-09-30 07:23:13 AM  
Gosh, Mr. jeweler man, I could have sworn I put the diamonds in the package before I mailed it...

 
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