But they breed in the sewers!!

"We can't shift the smiles off our faces. Last year was like winning the FA Cup final. This is like winning the European Cup final, like winning the lottery. It's incredible."

Only,of course, without the money. Or the hookers and blow.

But then, you guys wouldn't be interested in the hookers, now, wouldja?

Budgie?

/Mmmm, Breadfan

There is not much meat on it, so my suggestion would be to serve it in a yellow or green curry. L'orange might also work.

m0llusk: There is not much meat on it, so my suggestion would be to serve it in a yellow or green curry. L'orange might also work.

really? I'd put them on a skewer, 5 or 6 in a row, glaze and roast them over open flame for 6 minutes or so...better than marshmallows.

Either way, this is bad news for Obama.

Kuala Lumpur!

/I've seen things......

I see retarded people

FTA - "The UK does tend to lead the world in terms of budgerigars"

Well, they have that going for them.

I recommend the book, "How to Put Your Budgie Down."

Creme de la Crap: Kuala Lumpur!

/I've seen things......


I've seen them with my eyes...

FTFA:
Sky blue cock ring number FA1 - 204 - 06 won best in show last year.

C'mon, guys, you're slipping. Five, six posts and no one posted this?

i had a budgie....but it died....

starknaked: i had a budgie....but it died....

I like pie

Pestifer: FTFA:
Sky blue cock ring number FA1 - 204 - 06 won best in show last year.

C'mon, guys, you're slipping. Five, six posts and no one posted this?

Was coming here to post this.

/glad someone else caught it, too.

starknaked: died

geniodeldub: starknaked: i had a budgie....but it died....

I like pie

Leggy leggy leggy leggy ....

crabapple: starknaked: died

geniodeldub: starknaked: i had a budgie....but it died....

I like pie

Leggy leggy leggy leggy ....

ooh like a blonde you got it goin on, see you wearing that thong thong thong. *mumble, mumble, mumble* PANTIES ON

Ok, so I had no idea what a "budgie" was, and so I looked it up and discovered it's just another name for "parakeet."

Just think... between this and the 83 parakeets story, with a little more coordination we could have a parakeet (or budgie) trifecta in play.

Denied.

Came here for the scampi.swf references, am walking away satisfied.

We're imortal now, said Mr. Freakly lol

For real? lol

This light green budgerigar baths in sherry.

I prefer my scrotum dipped in champagne.


/is it wrong?

LarrytheBlueOkie: This light green budgerigar baths in sherry.

I prefer my scrotum dipped in champagne.


/is it wrong?

Better than dipping your tool in cough syrup I guess...

wtf is a budgie

radchilies: wtf is a budgie

A British rock outfit that sounds like a mixture of Black Sabbath and Rush, and gets covered by Metallica.

The national bird of Lutonia.

/Happy Wanderers roadie on their last tour

'Parakeet' ("long tail") is family name; there are around 120 species of parakeet, so a Budgerigar is just one type of parakeet.

I used to show, but then began to have issues with breeding what was considered to be a good 'show bird'. Those 'English' varieties get foreheads so big they can hardly see, and get so big in body size they can barely fly. And then there are the health issues...

I'll take a happy, healthy, chattery shoulder budgie over that any day.

/ah luv da budgies

im14u2c: Just think... between this and the 83 parakeets story, with a little more coordination we could have a parakeet (or budgie) trifecta in play.

Denied.

There were 83 parakeet stories? That's more than a trifecta.

Rufellan: 'Parakeet' ("long tail") is family name; there are around 120 species of parakeet, so a Budgerigar is just one type of parakeet.

I used to show, but then began to have issues with breeding what was considered to be a good 'show bird'. Those 'English' varieties get foreheads so big they can hardly see, and get so big in body size they can barely fly. And then there are the health issues...

I'll take a happy, healthy, chattery shoulder budgie over that any day.

/ah luv da budgies

Yeah, me too. :)

I work at home and have his cage on the 'L' of my desk. Have to watch him from pooping on the keyboard... :p

Rufellan: Those 'English' varieties get foreheads so big they can hardly see, and get so big in body size they can barely fly.

I think for Budgiekkake hobbyists, the big budgie forehead is desirable.
Correct?

Heres your parakeet/budgie trifecta, you can cook parakeets into a cassaroule.

The UK does tend to lead the world in terms of budgerigars...

As an American, I find it shameful we've dropped so far behind.

budgie?

They have world champion rat & mice breeding too: Link (new window)

I guess they're serious....

"Imperiously, she deigns to turn her perfect forehead in our direction, looking down upon us from her high perch like a queen surveying her subjects. As well she might."

Slow week at the royalty desk, it would appear.

= happy Wrong_Intentions

I thought maybe, 35 comments in, I might be first with the FOTC reference. Apparently, I was WAY off.

//They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve...

How does one put down one's budgie?

ceremony_1968: But they breed in the sewers!!

And eventually you get huge flocks of soiled budgies flying out of peoples lavatories, infringing their personal freedom.

/personal freedom infringed? ring slater nazi, city 0478 - or, if closed, the department of trade and industry

Rufellan: 'Parakeet' ("long tail") is family name; there are around 120 species of parakeet, so a Budgerigar is just one type of parakeet.

I used to show, but then began to have issues with breeding what was considered to be a good 'show bird'. Those 'English' varieties get foreheads so big they can hardly see, and get so big in body size they can barely fly. And then there are the health issues...

I'll take a happy, healthy, chattery shoulder budgie over that any day.

/ah luv da budgies

Those bastards can fly alright. I remember being dive bombed repeatedly in my aunts house as a young child, the cat was cowering in the corner.

kicker_conspiracy: I thought maybe, 35 comments in, I might be first with the FOTC reference. Apparently, I was WAY off.

//They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve...

Steve! What does he know!

...ain't no party like my nana's tea party.

My lovebird can kick your budgie's ass!

Very, very, loudly.

Not a good pet for the hangover prone.

Same secret as the Flaming Moe.

You rang?

i didn't know i had a budgie when i was a kid!
"lucky" aka the mean, green, killing machine.



/seriously, parakeets are pure evil. we had leather work gloves to change her food. my farmer/trucker tough guy dad found out why.
//this bird attacked the running vacuum cleaner.

Korzine: budgie?

pretty bird.... pretty bird..

Aw...I love my budgies. One of them (Gabriel) is sitting on my desk right now. :)