575-pound grizzly bear caught raiding beehives for honey. Oh bother

That's one big pile of Pooh.

Colbert warned you, but did you listen? No, of course not.

Technically they're after the juicy bee larvae, but why quibble.

I knew it was bears behind Colony Collapse Disorder and not years and years of abusing the environment! Finally! Proof!

I wanted to be a Forest Ranger when I grew up, so naturally I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Reminds me of that old episode from the 60's.


Link

Never leave home without one.

just a little 575-pound black rain cloud

I'll bet he roared bees.

So... the bear weighs the same as your average American male, then? ;)

Slugs_of_a_banana_nature: So... the bear weighs the same as your average American male, then? ;)



"Feh"

First thing I thought of:



(from The Abominable Charles Christopher, a great webcomic)

Was he a tight bear in a stuck place?

Awww the weird summer weather farked up the berries he eats before he hibernates. Poor little bear. He just wanted some nutrients. Atleast he has not gone cannibalistic. YET.

Bear trifecta in play.

/googling now.....

Cup_O_Jo Awww the weird summer weather farked up the berries he eats before he hibernates. Poor little bear. He just wanted some nutrients. At least he has not gone cannibalistic. YET.

Eating other bears?

Richard Saunders: Cup_O_Jo Awww the weird summer weather farked up the berries he eats before he hibernates. Poor little bear. He just wanted some nutrients. At least he has not gone cannibalistic. YET.

Eating other bears?

Like those guys that like to wear a lot of leather?

Is it possible to summon Ghastly to a thread, for no other reason than to completely derail it?

WFern: Slugs_of_a_banana_nature: So... the bear weighs the same as your average American male, then? ;)

(fat bear pic)

"Feh"

Not to quibble or anything, but thats a Russian bear.

Bearstronauts?

Bears eat honey? Who knew?

/Why in the world was this greenlit?
//Slow news day on Fark?

"Oh, bother."

The Germans fugured out how to stop this menace; then made it into a delicious liquer.



/Shameless hotlink

Wanted for questioning.

Used to love this stuff when I was younger.

I like to lick my honey,so naturally I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Chariset: Technically they're after the juicy bee larvae, but why quibble.

Because this is fark... there after the honey

They ought to relocate more bears to far away places.

"Exit stage left! to get the Huckleberries!"

Chlamydia: I knew it was bears behind Colony Collapse Disorder and not years and years of abusing the environment! Finally! Proof!

Wasn't it was caused by our heathen godless ways and refusal to obey God's law? That's what the first tfa I read about this said.

Unfortunately, I can't find the link. That certainly was a comedy goldmine there.

Makes me wonder.. has a 575 lbs man ever accidentally smothered his dog? or cat? What if one of those 1200 lbs guys from guinness flopped on top of a 575 lbs bear? Like just surprised the bear and flopped on him.. would the 1200 lbs man be safe?

hmmm

I'm Yogi Bear, and I approved of this message.

Richard Saunders
Yes. Grizzly bears got to sleep last and wake up first. When they don't get the berries they will eat Black bears who go to sleep first and wake up last.
The More You Know.

Someone should shake that bear.

FTA:

A five-year study of bears in the ecosystem, based on DNA collected from bear hairs left behind in the woods, concluded that an estimated 765 grizzlies live in the northern Rocky Mountains of Montana. That's about 2.5 times the number of bears previously estimated to live in the 7.8 million-acre Northern Continental Divide Ecosystem, which is about the size of Maryland and Delaware combined.

Is this the bear DNA study that McCain biatched about as a wasteful earmark in the Presidential debate?

Seems to me that knowing something about America's wildlife (that can also cause danger to humans as well as balance out ecosystems) is a useful bit of scientific research.

Deathfrogg: WFern: Slugs_of_a_banana_nature: So... the bear weighs the same as your average American male, then? ;)

(fat bear pic)

"Feh"

Not to quibble or anything, but thats a Russian bear.

[shrug] It's a fat and lazy bear, and it made me smile. Good enough.

/manditory