Bear trifecta in play?

this rock keeps tigers away...

maybe it was lions (lost Simpsons reference...)

Skydodger: maybe it was lions (lost Simpsons reference...)

And here I thought I'd know ALL Simpsons references... This one is lost on me.

Now I will search, if you don't hear from me again its because I failed. Or found a pub

Why would they close the airport? Isn't it a good thing, keeping bears away?

Lipstick?

Skydodger: maybe it was lions (lost Simpsons reference misquote...)

ftfy

Skydodger: this rock keeps tigers away...

I want to buy your rock.

I am getting there, help me Jeebus!!

EL_FABREZ: Skydodger: this rock keeps tigers away...

I want to buy your rock.

we're here!
we're queer!
we don't want anymore bears!

It's just a stupid rock.

"That's specious reasoning, dad."
"Thank you, honey."

few people remember what the rest of that episode is about.

Ok Lou first I want you to round up your tired... then your poor... then your huddled masses, yearning to breathe free.

Breathers, got it...

Thanks you Jeebus('s)[?]

Can't type, must sleep. You have renewed my faith in prayer.

Skydodger: Can't type, must sleep drink more. You have renewed my faith in prayer.

ftfy

Did it belong to Eric Nyman of the New York Times? He was very concerned about polar bears.

boy they'll do anything to keep Palin away from the me


/ducks and covers

tweek46420: boy they'll do anything to keep Palin away from the media


/ducks and covers
//doh
///fixed it

Let the bears pay the bear tax; I pay the Homer tax!

So Steven Colbert needs bear spray ? I thought he was into bears.

Flyerguy: Let the bears pay the bear tax; I pay the Homer tax!

That's the homeowner tax.

ULTRON 5: So Steven Colbert needs bear spray ? I thought he was into bears.

No, bears are his mortal enemy.

Mrtraveler01: ULTRON 5: So Steven Colbert needs bear spray ? I thought he was into bears.

No, bears are his mortal enemy.

Hairy man bears and the wild animal kind also ?

Let's make it a fair fight. Defend the right to arm bears.

/My favorite joke.
//Yes, I have the sense of humor of a four year old
///He wants it back

there will be a lot of bears at the Folsom Street Fair.

The terminal had to be cleared and the building aired out.

Huh?



Oh. I see now.

A weird feature of Juneau's airport is the escalators. It has a pair of them, reversed such that the one that you want to use is on the left, rather than the right. It's the only time I've seen that in the states.

lenfromak: A weird feature of Juneau's airport is the escalators. It has a pair of them, reversed such that the one that you want to use is on the left, rather than the right. It's the only time I've seen that in the states.

sounds like the work of the devil.

Let them pay the bear tax, i'll pay the Homer tax.

Mrtraveler01: Flyerguy: Let the bears pay the bear tax; I pay the Homer tax!

That's the homeowner tax.

Either way I'm still outraged

Next time it'll be lots of dogs.

Quick, Robin, hand me the bear-repellent Batspray

BEAR MACE?!?!

lenfromak: A weird feature of Juneau's airport is the escalators. It has a pair of them, reversed such that the one that you want to use is on the left, rather than the right. It's the only time I've seen that in the states.

It only has one escalator, going upstairs. Next to it is a set of stairs.

It's spelled STEPHEN.
Stephen.
Stephen.
Stephen.

otterrr: It's spelled STEPHEN.
Stephen.
Stephen.
Stephen.

This is what I came in here to say. BAD SUBBY!!!!!

My girlfriend was there. Apparently, they only have 1 TSA security entrance to the boarding areas that they open shortly before each flight. After the bear spray went off, all the TSA people went home for the day. They managed to call a few people back in to open the gate just a few minutes before her flight took off.

Wait, I've got 3:
Anit-bear spray? Does that like cancel the bear spray out?

And #2:
DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM "SNAKES ON A PLANE"???!?!

And the finale:
Dear lord. They're already attacking us on land and sea, this can only be phase 1 of their final objective; an airborne assault.